The Phil Silvers Show

Épisode 1 - New Recruits

20 septembre 1955

During a poker game the other sergeants cheat and clean Bilko out of his bankroll so he has to look around for some more money. Just when it looks like he will miss out a new squad of rookies arrive for basic training. With a new source of cash the platoon think he can get back into the game but Bilko's conscience will not let him.

Épisode 2 - The Empty Store

27 septembre 1955

Bilko is still broke and can't find a way back into the big poker game. When the three sergeants win again, by beating one of the new recruits, Bilko decides to get even by renting an empty store and getting the sergeants to invest in it

Épisode 3 - The WAC

4 octobre 1955

A job comes up for a sergeant that has a jeep allocated Bilko applies for it only to find that he is beaten by a Sgt Joan Hogan. (1st appearance by Elisabeth Fraser As Joan Hogan)

Épisode 4 - The Horse

11 octobre 1955

Bilko loses the platoon welfare money on a horse only to find out that it is suffering from a minor leg injury, with the last of the platoon's money he buys the horse and has to keep it on the post until it is fit to run Then a visiting general comes on a surprise visit

Épisode 5 - A.W.O.L.

18 octobre 1955

Pvt Steve Nagy goes awol so Bilko has to go and fetch him back only to find himself caught up in the middle of a family feud

Épisode 6 - The Boxer

25 octobre 1955

Bilko discovers that one of the platoon Claude Dillingham is a boxing champ so Bilko enters him for the interplatoon championship only to learn that Dillingham refuses to fight

Épisode 7 - The Hoodlum

1 novembre 1955

After several transfers a young tough guy is moved to the motor pool platoon and it is left to the Bilko to cut him down to size. Meanwhile Bilko is after the "Soldier of the Month" competition. Little does he know that the tough guy will spring a surprise.

Épisode 8 - Mardi Gras

8 novembre 1955

When the platoon ask local socialite Miss Joy Landers to be their Mardi Gras queen she laughs and turns them down flat, so Bilko finds a way to change her mind.

Épisode 9 - The Eating Contest

15 novembre 1955

In an eating contest between the platoons Bilko puts his money on a new member of the platoon nicknamed 'The Stomach' only to find that he can only eat when he is depressed

Épisode 10 - The Centennial

22 novembre 1955

Bilko organises a pageant to celebrate 100 years of Camp Baxter but after some investigation finds that it does not show the camp in a very good light

Épisode 11 - Bivouac

29 novembre 1955

When maneuvers come round again the Colonel is interested in which illness Bilko has in order to miss out on the joys of marching through the countryside. In order to make him go the Colonel uses reverse psychology

Épisode 12 - The Singing Contest

6 décembre 1955

Bilko hears of a singing contest in Miami and to get away from the bitterly cold weather he enters the platoon but on hearing them sing he puts a bet on for them to lose. While he is putting on the bet a new platoon member is found to have a beautiful singing voice

Épisode 13 - The Twitch

13 décembre 1955

Colonel Hall tells Bilko to provide an audience for a lecture on music. He finds that nobody wants to come until they learn that the lecture will be given by a friend of the Colonel's wife and they can bet on the number of twitches that she will give during the lecture

Épisode 14 - The Reunion

20 décembre 1955

When Bilko meets up with his old army buddies, he thinks that they are going to be so short of money, that he is going to have to help them out , but it turns out that they have all been very successful.

Épisode 15 - The Rich Kid

27 décembre 1955

Bilko gets an idea to buy the local bar and grill, but he is stumped for cash, until he learns that one of the platoon's new recruits, is heir to a steel fortune. So they play up to him in order to get him to invest in their scheme, but Bilko's conscience wins out in the end.

Épisode 16 - Hollywood

3 janvier 1956

Hollywood plans a film of the "Battle of Kabuchi" and they hire Bilko as the technical adviser, but after a couple of days he has taken over the whole production, and the film people want shot of him.

Épisode 17 - The Investigation

10 janvier 1956

A Congressional committee visit Fort Baxter to investigate waste and high living but Bilko has other ideas, he wants a pay rise instead

Épisode 18 - Kids in the Trailer

17 janvier 1956

While babysitting for a member of the platoon Bilko panics when he finds that he can't change the baby's nappy

Épisode 19 - The Revolutionary War

24 janvier 1956

Bilko's aunt sends him a diary showing him that his great uncle Joshua was on the staff of George Washington so Bilko applies to become an officer but on reading the diary he discovers that Joshua was a traitor so Bilko keeps quiet and withdraws his application

Épisode 20 - The Transfer

31 janvier 1956

When the Colonel makes life difficult Bilko decides to bluff and puts in a transfer, but the Colonel calls the bluff and Bilko is on his way, but at his new camp life is to easy and Bilko hopes he can find a way to get back to Camp Baxter

Épisode 21 - The Rest Cure

7 février 1956

During a heat wave Bilko discovers that the army have a rest centre in the Rockies but the trick is trying to persuade the doctors and the Colonel to let him go there

Épisode 22 - Dinner at Sowici's

14 février 1956

When Bilko thinks that Joan is trying to trap him into marriage, he takes her to dinner at Sgt Sowici's to see how bad marriage can be, but they are in for a surprise.

Épisode 23 - Army Memoirs

21 février 1956

When Sgt's Pendleton,Grover, and Sowici get Bilko busted to private, he gets his own back by pretending to write a book on his army life

Épisode 24 - Miss America

28 février 1956

When Bilko asks for pictures of the platoons girlfriends Pvt Honnagar shows them a photo of a beautiful girl taken years ago. they think it is his girl but they have a surprise in store

Épisode 25 - The Court Martial

6 mars 1956

When Zippo the ape is accidently inducted into the army the only way to get the army off the hook is to get Bilko as defense council and court martial the ape before anybody finds out

Épisode 26 - Furlough in New York

13 mars 1956

Bilko and Joan Hogan go separately to New York and keep missing each other but when they meet up again at Fort Baxter they find that they have somehow ended up with each others dog tags

Épisode 27 - The Big Uranium Strike

20 mars 1956

Bilko suspects that there are large deposits of uranium underneath Fort Baxter but he has to get rid of the Colonel before he can start digging

Épisode 28 - Bilko and the Beast

27 mars 1956

When a new drill sergeant known as "The Beast" takes over at Fort Baxter Bilko and the platoon come up with a scheme to get rid of him

Épisode 29 - The Physical Check-Up

10 avril 1956

When Bilko tries to get out of a 20 mile hike the Colonel preempts him and allows him to miss the hike. Bilko is so shocked that he thinks the Colonel might be trying to get rid of him

Épisode 30 - The Recruiting Sergeant

17 avril 1956

When Bilko gets a tip on a horse from a jockey he persuades the Colonel to take him on a recruiting drive to Topeka so he can get to a bookie and get a bet on

Épisode 31 - Hair

24 avril 1956

Bilko's head is constantly being used by his barber to find a cure for baldness. The other three sergeants know this and while Bilko is asleep decide to play a trick on him, but Bilko has the last laugh

Épisode 32 - The Con Men

1 mai 1956

When Doberman gets a $500 windfall from an insurance policy, he loses it in a poker game with three con men. Bilko gets it back by conning the con men, but then Doberman loses it again by being conned into buying the hotel from another con man

Épisode 33 - War Games

8 mai 1956

Bilko is asked to be best man at a friends wedding but it coincides with a war game battle between the army and the national guard

Épisode 34 - Bilko on Wall Street

15 mai 1956

Thinking his friend is a big man on Wall Street Bilko goes to stay but when he discovers that his friend is just a clerk, Bilko sets out to get him a better job.

Épisode 1 - Platoon in the Movies

18 septembre 1956

The platoon is chosen to make a film about the correct use of the spark plug.

Épisode 2 - It's for the Birds

25 septembre 1956

Bilko looks around for an expert to go on the 64,000 Dollar quiz show on TV. He ends up with Pvt Honnegar who is an expert on wildlife, After surviving a loss of memory he wins the money but he has a surprise in store for Bilko

Épisode 3 - Bilko Goes to College

2 octobre 1956

When a local gangster insults the army Bilko takes a bet of 1000 -1 That the local College Schmill can beat Notra Dame in a football game. Nobody gives them a chance, but when Bilko gets to work on the press they start to believe that Schmill can win.

Épisode 4 - The Girl from Italy

9 octobre 1956

Rocco's brother refuses to marry a girl brought over from Italy so Bilko sets out to make him jealous and to change his mind

Épisode 5 - The Face on the Recruiting Poster

16 octobre 1956

Bilko hopes to get a handsome young recruit noticed by Hollywood so he tries to get the soldier's face on the new army recruiting poster. But first he must pass a test on the army and with Doberman coaching him a surprise is in store.

Épisode 6 - Bilko's War Against Culture

23 octobre 1956

When two special service officers come to educate the platoon the men promise Bilko they will not attend the lectures until they see who attractive the ladies are

Épisode 7 - The Song of the Motor Pool

30 octobre 1956

Bilko looks for a song that the motor pool can adopt. He hears Paparelli singing one in the shower - but it turns out that someone else thought of it first.

Épisode 8 - Bilko's Engagement

6 novembre 1956

After a mix up at the jewelers Bilko finds that Joan has been given an engagement ring and she thinks that they are to be married. Bilko has to think fast of a way out.

Épisode 9 - A Mess Sergeant Can't Win

13 novembre 1956

Fed up with losing to Bilko all the time Mess Sgt Ritzik is leaving the army having saved up $400 to open a snack bar. So Bilko devises a plan to repay all the money that he has won off Ritzik.

Épisode 10 - Doberman's Sister

20 novembre 1956

It's family day at Fort Baxter and all the platoon have invited their sisters. They all have dates except Doberman's so Bilko sets out to con Zimmerman into taking her out.

Épisode 11 - Where There's a Will

27 novembre 1956

A member of the platoon is cheated out of his share in his uncles will. The only thing he gets is a parrot so Bilko starts a rumor that the parrot holds the clue to a hidden treasure map.

Épisode 12 - Bilko's Tax Trouble

4 décembre 1956

Through an error Bilko is called before the tax people to explain his earnings

Épisode 13 - Mink Incorporated

11 décembre 1956

After Bilko loses 100 dollars of the platoons welfare fund on a horse, he tries to get the money back, by starting a mink farm, but the mink's refuse to breed.

Épisode 14 - Sergeant Bilko Presents Ed Sullivan

18 décembre 1956

When TV host Ed Sullivan tries to put on ‘A Salute to the Army' show, the talent scout leaves Bilko out to start with, but when the producer decides to use a jeep in the finale, they turn Bilko to organise things, but he tries to change the show to suit himself.

Épisode 15 - Bilko Gets Some Sleep

25 décembre 1956

Unable to sleep Bilko goes to the camp psychiatrist for advice. He is told to give up gambling and women.

Épisode 16 - The Blue Blood of the Bilkos

8 janvier 1957

A sergeant from Fort Baxter is to be excluded from his son's wedding to an heiress. They only want officers to attend so Bilko decides to change their minds

Épisode 17 - Love That Guardhouse

15 janvier 1957

After winning 1500 dollars in Las Vegas, Ritzik is desperate to play poker with Bilko, so the Colonel locks him up in the guardhouse for his own protection.

Épisode 18 - Sergeant Bilko Presents Bing Crosby

22 janvier 1957

Bilko promotes a show starring Bing Crosby, but when Bing suddenly fails to show up, Bilko has to find a lookalike as a replacement.

Épisode 19 - Bilko Goes to Monte Carlo

29 janvier 1957

Bilko comes up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette, so all the camp come up with a bankroll and send him off Monte Carlo to try it out.

Épisode 20 - Bilko Enters Politics

5 février 1957

When the plan for a new serviceman's center is turned down by the mayor Bilko gets Doberman to run for Mayor. When it looks like Doberman will win, the campaign manager makes a deal with Bilko to build the center if Doberman will drop out

Épisode 21 - Bilko's Television Idea

12 février 1957

When T.V. star Buddy Bickford come to Fort Baxter to research background for a new television show. Bilko tries to sell him a T.V. idea of his own.

Épisode 22 - The Son of Bilko

26 février 1957

A young practical joker joins the platoon and drives everybody crazy until Bilko finds a way to give give him a taste of his own medicine.

Épisode 23 - Rock 'n' Roll Rookie

5 mars 1957

When singer Elvin Pelvin joins the platoon, Bilko sees a way to make money but he can't get him to sing.

Épisode 24 - Bilko's Black Magic

19 mars 1957

When Pvt Mendleson who has been lost in the jungle for years receives $7000 in back pay he loses it to Grover and Ritzik in a poker game. Bilko uses their fear of black magic to get his money back.

Épisode 25 - Bilko Goes South

26 mars 1957

During a cold spell the platoon think that they are entering a singing contest which will be held in Florida, but instead they take part in a dangerous medical experiment.

Épisode 26 - Bilko Goes Around the World

2 avril 1957

After watching ' Around the World in 80 Days ' Bilko calls the producer Mike Todd and suggests that to publicize the film he offer a prize to the first person who can do the same.

Épisode 27 - The Mess Hall Mess

9 avril 1957

Bilko has dinner at a French restaurant and finds an old recipe that will win a prize in a competition to find a brand new American recipe.

Épisode 28 - The Secret Life of Sergeant Bilko

16 avril 1957

An investigative reporter tries to find evidence that American soldiers are giving away defense secrets. Bilko gets to hear and helps the reporter out

Épisode 29 - Radio Station B.I.L.K.O.

23 avril 1957

When the local radio station is to close down Bilko sees a good way to make money using army equipment

Épisode 30 - Bilko the Marriage Broker

30 avril 1957

When Lt Wallace gets transferred to become Bilko's platoon officer he works them hard all day. So they try and get him to fall for a new WAC officer Lt Rogers but he doesn't seem to be interested but unknown to Bilko the two officers are having a secret affair and no one is to find out.

Épisode 31 - Bilko Acres

7 mai 1957

When Bilko thinks that the camp is being enlarged he buys swamp land next door hoping to make a killing only to find that the camp is being slimmed down. Trying to recoup his money he tries to sell it as building land but first he has to kill all the mosquitoes in the swamp and he gives the job to Doberman with unfortunate repercussions

Épisode 32 - The Big Scandal

14 mai 1957

Bilko tries to hypnotize Ritzik, but it's Doberman who falls under the influence and he tells the Colonel's wife that he loves her

Épisode 33 - Bilko's Perfect Day

21 mai 1957

For once everything goes right for Bilko, from hot showers in the morning, to picking all the winners in a horse race, but by the time he realizes it the day is over.

Épisode 34 - The Colonel Breaks Par

28 mai 1957

Bilko wants the Colonel away from the camp so he can operate without obstruction he decides to get the Colonel to enter a golf tournament in Palm Springs but the Colonel doesn't think he is good enough to play. So Bilko gets Sam Snead to act as a golf novice and for Bilko to give him some golf lessons while the Colonel is watching.

Épisode 35 - Show Segments

4 juin 1957

The cast meet in Lindy's restaurant to watch scenes edited out of previous shows. Nat Hiken felt these outtakes were too good to end up on the cutting room floor and compiled them into what is possibly television's first 'clip show'.

Épisode 36 - His Highness Doberman

11 juin 1957

Doberman is dating the daughter of a Roseville millionaire, but when her parents find out that he is just another soldier they refuse permission for them to marry.

Épisode 1 - Bilko's Merry Widow

17 septembre 1957

Bilko borrows the Platoon Welfare Fund to bet on a horse that loses. When he reads about a $500 bonus to anyone who can stage a professional musical in Roseville Bilko decides to take on the challenge.

Épisode 2 - Bilko's Boy's Town

24 septembre 1957

When the army go on maneuvers the Colonel orders Bilko to stay in camp, so with Fort Baxter empty he uses the time to form a boy's camp.

Épisode 3 - Hillbilly Whiz

1 octobre 1957

When the platoon lose again in a baseball game Bilko is desperate to find new players. Then a recruit from the south Hank Lumpkin turns up and Bilko can hardly believe his luck, as Lumpkin is a baseball star in the making. Bilko then contrives to have a New York Yankee's scout to 'accidentally' find Lumpkin so he can traded, but as a Southerner Lumpkin doesn't want to play for the Yankee's

Épisode 4 - Bilko's Valentine

8 octobre 1957

When Bilko forgets valentines day, Joan Hogan leaves the army, When Bilko realises what he has done, he follows her and tries to get her to reenlist

Épisode 5 - The Big Man Hunt

15 octobre 1957

When two men (who have been employed by a soldier who is looking for the man who saved his life during the war ) come looking for Bilko, he comes to the wrong conclusion, why they want him, until he recognises the name of the soldier, but when the two of them finally meet, Bilko has changed so much, that the soldier fails to recognise him.

Épisode 6 - Bilko's Double Life

22 octobre 1957

When his money problems start to close in on him, Bilko departs for New York, but while there he is mistaken for a millionaire. Meanwhile the real millionaire is in Roseville sorting out Bilko's problems.

Épisode 7 - Sergeant Bilko Presents

29 octobre 1957

Unable to raise the necessary funds to back Pt Hugo Lockman's play 'Sharecropper's Summer', Bilko persuades the army to run a playwriting competition.

Épisode 8 - Papa Bilko

5 novembre 1957

During the war Bilko befriends a French family. Years later, the daughter of the family calls to see ‘ Papa Bilko ‘ as she calls him. Meanwhile the platoon's lady killer Pearly trying to find dates for the platoon falls for her.

Épisode 9 - Bilko Talks in His Sleep

19 novembre 1957

Sgt's Grover,and Ritzik overhear Bilko talking in his sleep and he gives away all his betting secrets. Bilko soon realises what is happening and gets his own back.

Épisode 10 - Cherokee Ernie

26 novembre 1957

Bilko goes on leave with Cpl Charlie Whiteagle, a Cherokee Indian, to Tulsa for a poker game, but he gets caught up in a legal fight when a document is found stating that the Indians still own most of Oklahoma.

Épisode 11 - Bilko Buys a Club

3 décembre 1957

When Bilko learns that a new member of the platoon is a merchant banker, he tries to get him to invest in a club that Bilko wants to set up.but he asks the wrong man of advice.

Épisode 12 - Lieutenant Bilko

10 décembre 1957

Bilko decides to leave the army until he learns that during the war he was promoted to Lt . and due to a foul up he is still a Lt, and he is owed over $14,000 in back pay.

Épisode 13 - Bilko at Bay

17 décembre 1957

Trying to get to New York, and to save money Bilko and the corporals arrange to stop off at the homes of members of the platoon for free meals.

Épisode 14 - Bilko F.O.B. Detroit

24 décembre 1957

Bilko and the platoon go to Detroit to get the new trucks, the Colonel orders him back in two days, but he has other plans to stay on.

Épisode 15 - Bilko and the Flying saucers

31 décembre 1957

In order to go Washington for a date with a young singer, Bilko has to report to the Colonel that he has seen a U.F.O. and has to go to Washington to be debriefed.

Épisode 16 - Bilko and the Colonel's Secretary

1 janvier 1958

When the Colonel's secretary gets posted, Bilko make sure that the right WAC is posted in, but this posting takes her away from her fiance, When she learns that Bilko was responsible she makes his and the platoon's life hell, until Bilko gets rid of her and brings in another secretary only to find that he is her boyfriend and the same thing happens all over again.

Épisode 17 - Doberman the Crooner

10 janvier 1958

Bilko discovers that Doberman has a beautiful singing voice but only when he has a cold. So Bilko gets him to make a record, but by then the doctors have cured his cold and his real voice returns.

Épisode 18 - Bilko Presents Kay Kendall

17 janvier 1958

Movie star Kay Kendall visits Roseville whilst promoting her film & Bilko gets her to appear in a show he's producing. Bilko's hoping to make a bundle of dough but Miss Kendall soon proves to be more than a match for the wily Sgt.

Épisode 19 - Bilko's Cousin

24 janvier 1958

When the Colonel hears that another Bilko is about to arrive he hopes that he is no relation to Ernie because with two Bilko's at the camp life is going to be worse that ever but he turns out to be Ernie's cousin Swifty, but there is a surprise in store for everybody.

Épisode 20 - Bilko's Pigeons

31 janvier 1958

When an order banning the use of pigeons comes through from Washington, Bilko's source of income dries up.

Épisode 21 - Cyrano De Bilko

11 février 1958

Bilko helps out one the platoon when he is to shy to ask for a date with a local girl called Natalie. But complications arise when it turns out that there are two girls called Natalie.

Épisode 22 - The Colonel's Reunion

17 février 1958

The Colonel goes all out in his fight against the gambling, so Bilko gets the Colonel to leave the camp to go to a class reunion, but just when he thinks he has a free hand to carry on the Colonel decides it would crazy to leave him at the camp, so Bilko has to drive the Colonel to the reunion.

Épisode 23 - Bilko Saves Ritzik's Marriage

22 février 1958

When Sgt Ritzik plays one too many poker games with Bilko, his wife leaves him, so Ernie has to find a way of bringing them back together.

Épisode 24 - Bilko the Art Lover

5 mars 1958

In New York, Bilko stays with an old buddy who is a prospective artist, but he falls out with his father, until the father realises how good his son is.

Épisode 25 - Bilko the Genius

12 mars 1958

In a mix up over test results, Bilko is told that he has a genius rating and he goes on a course with other test winners. They try and come up with a foolproof method of predicting the result of any horse race.

Épisode 26 - Bilko the Male Model

19 mars 1958

When Bilko is caught in a photograph taken in a night club when he should be elsewhere, an advertising agency spots his potential and tries to sign him as a male model.

Épisode 27 - The Colonel's Inheritance

4 avril 1958

When the Colonel is left $5000 Bilko gets hold of it and invests it on the stock market. When he gets wiped out, he is desperate to replace the money before the Colonel hears about it

Épisode 28 - Bilko's Honeymoon

9 avril 1958

When Paparelli wins a competition for a holiday to Florida, he is overjoyed, until he learns that it is for newlyweds, then Bilko has an idea.

Épisode 29 - Bilko's Chinese Restaurant

25 avril 1958

When they learn that one of the new recruit's father started a chain of Chinese restaurants with very little money he decides to get in on the food business.

Épisode 30 - Operation Love

30 avril 1958

Fort Baxter's WAC's are fed up with their boyfriends gambling with Bilko, instead of taking them out, so they get themselves transferred.

Épisode 31 - Bilko's TV Pilot

6 mai 1958

A cowboy joins the platoon, and Bilko gets the idea of building a TV show around him

Épisode 32 - Bilko Retires from Gambling

13 mai 1958

Colonel hall hires a professional card player, to beat Bilko at cards. He is so upset at losing that he gives up gambling

Épisode 33 - Bilko's Vacation

23 mai 1958

When he wants a free holiday at Dimmeldorf lodge, Bilko convinces the platoon, and the Colonel to go as well. But after they realise what has happened, the Colonel gets his own back.

Épisode 34 - Bilko's Insurance Company

30 mai 1958

A car accident near the camp gives Bilko the idea of starting an insurance company.

Épisode 35 - Bilko's Prize Poodle

3 juin 1958

Doberman gets attached to a poodle, and Bilko sees a chance of winning $10,000 in a dog show.

Épisode 36 - Bilko's School Days

10 juin 1958

Bilko learns that a new training camp is to be opened at Fort Baxter, Just when it looks like a new source of cash has presented itself, he finds that it is for M.P.'s not trainees.

Épisode 37 - Joan's Big Romance

24 juin 1958

Joan Hogan is fed up waiting for Bilko, so she takes off for Chicago, and meets up with a wealthy playboy on the train. When her picture appears in the paper, she sees a way of making Bilko jealous.

Épisode 1 - Gold Fever

23 septembre 1958

Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.

Épisode 2 - Bilko's Vampire

1 octobre 1958

When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off

Épisode 3 - Bilko's De Luxe Tours

8 octobre 1958

When they have problems getting to town, Bilko goes into the transportation business, by joining the PTA and getting hold of one of their buses.

Épisode 4 - Bilko the Potato Sack King

15 octobre 1958

When offered a $20,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.

Épisode 5 - Bilko vs. Covington

22 octobre 1958

Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.

Épisode 6 - Bilko Joins the Navy

28 octobre 1958

When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.

Épisode 7 - Bilko's Big Woman Hunt

5 novembre 1958

Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.

Épisode 8 - Bilko and the Crosbys

12 novembre 1958

Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.

Épisode 9 - Bilko's Allergy

19 novembre 1958

Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.

Épisode 10 - Bilko and the Chaplin

26 novembre 1958

The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.

Épisode 11 - Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters

3 décembre 1958

Épisode 12 - Bilko's Secret Mission

10 décembre 1958

When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.

Épisode 13 - Bilko's Giveaway

17 décembre 1958

In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.

Épisode 14 - Bilko and the Medium

22 décembre 1958

Hearing that Ritzik's have won $500 ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.

Épisode 15 - Bilko's Bopster

1 janvier 1959

When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.

Épisode 16 - Bilko's Hollywood Romance

9 janvier 1959

A film star's agent decides that a romance with a soldier would be a good public relations exercise. Bilko gets chosen but in next to no time he becomes to powerful.

Épisode 17 - Bilko's Grand Hotel

28 janvier 1959

Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.

Épisode 18 - Bilko's Credit Card

4 février 1959

Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.

Épisode 19 - Viva Bilko

11 février 1959

Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.

Épisode 20 - The Colonel's Promotion

18 février 1959

When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.

Épisode 21 - Bilko's Sharpshooter

25 février 1959

Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.

Épisode 22 - Bilko's Formula Seven

4 mars 1959

When applejack is accidentally mixed with crankcase oil, Bilko finds that they have discovered a formula for anti wrinkle, which Bilko tries to sell to the cosmetic firms.

Épisode 23 - Bilko's Ape Man

18 mars 1959

Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest

Épisode 24 - Warrant Officer Paparelli

25 mars 1959

Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.

Épisode 25 - Bilko's Godson

3 avril 1959

When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.

Épisode 26 - Guinea Pig Bilko

17 avril 1959

Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.

Épisode 27 - Bilko the Butler

24 avril 1959

While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.

Épisode 28 - Ritzik Goes Civilian

1 mai 1959

Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.

Épisode 29 - Bilko's Small Car

8 mai 1959

When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.

Épisode 30 - Doberman Missing Heir

15 mai 1959

Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.

Épisode 31 - Bilko's Casino

20 mai 1959

Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO

Épisode 32 - The Colonel's Second Honeymoon

29 mai 1959

With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel

Épisode 33 - Bilko in Outer Space

5 juin 1959

Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win $600 but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them

Épisode 34 - The Bilko Boycott

12 juin 1959

Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's

Épisode 35 - Weekend Colonel

17 juin 1959

CCTV set up by the Colonel cleans up the gambling, so Bilko finds a double of the Colonel who then orders the removal of the camera's.