The Misery Index

Épisode 1 - That Milk Must Have Turned By Now

22 octobre 2019

Welcome to The Misery Index where host Jameela Jamil and the stars of the hit show "Impractical Jokers" are paired with contestants to guess the misery of some hilariously traumatic real-life events for a chance at $30,000.

Épisode 2 - Men of Intellect

22 octobre 2019

Joe and Q finally become "gentlemen", a little piggy goes to the emergency room and a man rides the elevator from hell as a clumsy paramedic and accidental sexter battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize.

Épisode 3 - He's Crushing His Man Cave Game

29 octobre 2019

What does Jameela refer to as a "fun arm," and The Tenderloins witness the most embarrassing way to ruin a friend's wedding. Will being pooped on by a dolphin or sucking toilet water out of a cell phone help contestants win $30,000?

Épisode 4 - How Did It Get in There?

5 novembre 2019

A dumb way to break up with someone; a gross sex dream; a pants-free performer; a vertical face planter.

Épisode 5 - You Better Watch Your Filthy Mouth

12 novembre 2019

What if your landlord left this miserable surprise for you, or you're caught "faking it" on live tv? A bad wedding officiant and someone who phone sexed their mom battle it out to see who gets a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Épisode 6 - We Got That D!

19 novembre 2019

Learning the misery of accidental man-boobs, how many jolts of electricity Q can take, and which of the Tenderloins was an accident; the contestants must get over shameful family antics to compete for a chance at a $30,000 grand prize.

Épisode 7 - So That's Murder Then?

26 novembre 2019

Jameela shows us that there are some things you never want to find in your toilet, Sal shows us how to ruin a wedding, and a pants-wetter and a forgetful husband battle it out for a chance to win the $30,000 grand prize.

Épisode 8 - If My Grandmother Was That Hot, I'd Go for Her Too

3 décembre 2019

Murr doesn't want to pucker up; Sal would rather have fire ants on his face than have this misery; a bidet victim; someone who showed nudes to their boss.

Épisode 9 - Check Out This Sucker!

10 décembre 2019

A Tenderloins' mother comes out to witness a doctor retrieving a live animal from a nose; a fart professional; someone caught before the act.

Épisode 10 - They Made Me Do It!

17 décembre 2019

Learning which books one never wants to hear at bedtime; the most miserable way to get stuck cheating; a flasher and a scorned fiancé compete to see who gets to the final round and a chance at the $30,000 grand prize.

Épisode 1 - When We Smash

14 mai 2020

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's misery! Joe and Q "make love", we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie.

Épisode 2 - UK vs US Special

21 mai 2020

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

Épisode 3 - This is Not a Drill!

28 mai 2020

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal's "moist moment", and a giant door-opening python! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 4 - The Grandma Special

4 juin 2020

They may be senior citizens, but these awesome ladies sure have lived; learning what happens when a young bull charges, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories.

Épisode 5 - They Didn't Blur the Dog!

11 juin 2020

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 6 - Send In The Clowns

18 juin 2020

A moped crash makes Wile E. Coyote proud; a big family surprise for one Tenderloin; Murr makes a very bad bet; the contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

Épisode 7 - No One Told Sal

25 juin 2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We've got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 8 - I Used To Have Abs Once Too

2 juillet 2020

What happens when your parachute doesn't open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the "body of a superhero", and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 9 - Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!

9 juillet 2020

'Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is 'statistically the best!' Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!.

Épisode 10 - A Brick In The Face

16 juillet 2020

A biking accident of glacial proportions, a real misery who identifies as a wolf, and searching for a cell phone on a trash barge.

Épisode 11 - Chicken, Spaghetti & Sex

20 octobre 2020

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 12 - He Looks Like Mr. Magoo

27 octobre 2020

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there's a ex living in your attic and a little boy overhears his parents having sex.. and then impersonates them. All that plus Q's arachnophobia is pushed to the limit in this episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 13 - Confirmed Urine

10 novembre 2020

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man's big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 14 - A Soprano In The Family

17 novembre 2020

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 15 - It Messes With Your Head!

24 novembre 2020

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what's it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 16 - Double the Misery

1 décembre 2020

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 17 - It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath

8 décembre 2020

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It's all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 18 - I'd Say Sex With a Nun!

15 décembre 2020

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a very weird horse fetish - and that's just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

Épisode 19 - Are You Cray-Cray?

22 décembre 2020

Find out why Sal's mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in", and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk.

Épisode 20 - The $50,000 Misery Index Holiday Special

23 décembre 2020

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don't mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint. All that and festivities a plenty, plus an epic final round worth $50,000!

Épisode 1 - Eat My Pants!

26 janvier 2021

We ring in another year with the always exuberant Flossy Dicky, we show why Internet revenge can backfire, and for the first time ever we challenge our panels to define true misery just by using their ears.

Épisode 2 - Waste of a Good Bum

2 février 2021

Épisode 3 - A Truly Miserable Valentine's Special

9 février 2021

Épisode 4 - Jon Moxley vs. His Bulldog

16 février 2021

Épisode 5 - Ye Olden Days of Misery

23 février 2021

"Fall down funny" edition; why going viral isn't worth it; why old times weren't necessarily the best times; think before you flash.

Épisode 6 - A Monkey Stole My Baby

2 mars 2021

A monkey steals a baby; a woman gets her ultimate dream granted; how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

Épisode 7 - Don't Dip THAT in the Salsa

9 mars 2021

Moped riding is an extreme sport; manscaping takes bravery; how littering can be deadly; brave kisser Corin takes on reluctant massage recipient Allen.

Épisode 8 - My Stepson, My Husband?, My Lover

16 mars 2021

The World's most impatient dog; the importance of keeping two hands on the wheel; Q Shares a day and night to remember; Sam and Nicole share their pain and battle for $30,000.

Épisode 9 - Major Red Flags

20 mars 2021

Épisode 10 - Bridge Over Troubled Informercial

23 mars 2021

Épisode 11 - Florida! Florida! Florida!

29 mai 2022

Find out how Florida bites back, how creepy cramps can crush your day, and when it comes to marriage proposals, always double check your family tree. Contestants battle it out to be the Master of Misery for the grand prize of $30,000.

Épisode 12 - Joel McHale Explodes

29 mai 2022

Joel McHale drops in to reveal when things really blew up, experience the sounds of sex with Jameela, and watch what happens when a kite kidnaps your kid. Our two contestants go head-to-head for the grand prize of $30,000.

Épisode 13 - Camels Gone Wild

29 mai 2022

Catch clashing coworkers on camera, find out why nuns hate balls, and see why snapping selfies next to train tracks can lead to a giant headache. Haunted Contestant Lindsey takes on Fire Stick Nick for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

Épisode 14 - Sexy Cougars

29 mai 2022

Witness how terrifying it can be to be stalked by a cougar, how a gardening fail can make your front yard the most popular on the block and why you should never, ever let Murr unpack your bags.

Épisode 15 - Is That a Third Arm?!

29 mai 2022

Let's get together to celebrate all things Miserable. Discover the dangers of sleeping outside, how head-butting your buddy mid-air can be hazardous to their health, and you won't believe what one man has sewn onto his arm.

Épisode 16 - Feel the Burn

29 mai 2022

Find out where you're most likely to find a severed head, how Joe's Wi-Fi password might get him in trouble, and see how skipping sunscreen at the beach can land you in a back bra.

Épisode 17 - Beast Murr

29 mai 2022

Witness a terrifying tumble down a mountain, check out the worst ambulance ride in the world, and you'll never believe what one unlucky dude got stuck in his head. Our two contestants battle it out for the grand prize of $30,000.

Épisode 18 - She Licks What???

29 mai 2022

Check out what one grandma does with her tongue for money, meet a carpenter who can count to twenty-eight, and learn why you should never, ever invite the Tenderloins to a baseball game.

Épisode 19 - Gambled on a Fart

29 mai 2022

Discover the devastating downside of detox drinks and see why bathroom stall doors should have a deadbolt and how Q can make an enemy of an entire town. Let's Get Miserable as our two contestants square off for a chance at the grand prize.

Épisode 20 - That's Not Snowflake!

29 mai 2022

You'll never believe what happens after one man barfs up a tumor, discover the damage an angry dolphin can do to your family, and you know it's been a rough night when you wake up in a body bag.