The Cinema Snob

Épisode 1 - Burial Ground: Nights of Terror

16 juin 2007

It's hard to believe it's been over 2 years since I started this show, but after watching this review for "Burial Ground: Nights of Terror"...yeah, I now fully believe it's been over 2 years. My, how far we've come. Now days, the prospect of a Snob video being only 4 1/2 minutes seems bizarre. I basically started the show as a lark, something I didn't think would catch on, but would entertain me for a day. I got the idea when I was watching Roger Ebert's review for "Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter." It always stuck me as completely bizarre when a critic, any critic, who is by definition a cinema snob, would review an exploitation film. Watching them trashing a movie because of a lack of merits it shouldn't even have in the first place was just really funny to me. So that's why I started the show. I don't really go back and watch my episodes after they've been posted, so this was probably the 1st time I've seen this video in over a year. I gotta say, It was painful watching this video. You can tell I hadn't really found the right tone or voice or act for the character yet, and what's with the cut off at the end? I think I tried a different editor at the time I made this video, and the result chopped off the end of it. But, anyone who does a series of videos can probably tell you they don't really like their very first video. I think I fall into that category. I can say something positive about it, though. Look how much thinner I was in the beginning! I miss being in shape.

Épisode 2 - Porno Holocaust

16 juin 2007

The second review by a pretentious cinema snob who critiques low budget exploitation films. I did this video the same day as I did the "Burial Ground" video. Notice how I'm a little signifcantly angrier in this video? That's because I genuinely hate "Porno Holocaust." It's one of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. Also, this video taught me that it's relatively tricky to write and edit a review for a movie that's 70% porn.

Épisode 3 - Wanda, The Sadistic Hypnotist

18 juin 2007

Third review from The Cinema Snob, who reviews bad exploitation films. How does "Wanda" stack up against "Olga's House of Shame" or "Ilsa She Wolf of the SS"? Not very well. I had actually just watched the movie the day I wrote and shot the video for it. I kinda like this film. It's fun, especially when the guy from the nut house turns up. At the time, I was mainly doing movies from my own collection that I really had a dislike for, but I think I simply wrote the video for this movie because it was still fresh in my head at the time. This is a weird video to go back and watch. I remember I shot it in the computer room at my old place because there was some work being done in my TV room. It just looks weird in that room. After this video, I specifically designated my TV room as being the Snob set. If there was something going on in that room, I would just wait and shoot the video later.

Épisode 4 - Crazy Fat Ethel II

19 juin 2007

Can the snob take on 300lbs of Crazy Fat Ethel?

Épisode 5 - Sadomania

21 juin 2007

Somehow this was my most watched video on YouTube. Not just by a little bit, but by FAR. It reached near 150,000 hits, which for me is a lot. I never knew why it got such high marks, "Sadomania" isn't even one of the better Women in Prison films. The whole bit about the Snob realizing that "Sadomania" star Ajita Wilson used to be a man comes from my first time seeing this movie with my good friend Ryan.

Épisode 6 - Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo

24 juin 2007

"Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo" may have a foreign title, but is it foreigny enough for The Cinema Snob?

Épisode 7 - Zero In and Scream

28 juin 2007

The Cinema Snob takes aim at the softcore sniper killer flick "Zero in and Scream."

Épisode 8 - Brutes and Savages

4 juillet 2007

All I remember about shooting this video was that I was pretty sick at the time and was on some pain killers and cold medicine. That could be why there's a difference in my voice.

Épisode 9 - Impulse, Starring William Shatner!

7 juillet 2007

I did this video as a request for one of my best friends Alex. Alex and I are die-hard William Shatner fans, and we love "Impulse." We've even gone so far as to have "Impulse" parties. I remember when I first got the movie on DVD, I took the day off work so Alex and I could watch it. That's why I'm pretty lenient in this video. The suit I'm wearing in this video is the same suit I wore when I went as John Holmes for Halloween.

Épisode 10 - Video Violence

9 juillet 2007

There's nothing like a horrible shot-on-video horror film like "Video Violence" to completely send a sleep deprived Cinema Snob over the edge. This review was the first time I had gotten feedback from any of the filmmakers. When I opened my email and saw I had a message from Gary Cohen, director of "Video Violence," I was actually a little nervous. It was one of those "holy shit, I'm going to open this email, and a fist is going to pop out" moments. But to my relief it was a very nice email. This was also the first time I used any kind of title card at the beginning of the video. Notice the cursive Cinema Snob print over a still shot of "Citizen Kane." I kept that around for a few videos before ultimately getting rid of it.

Épisode 11 - Holocaust 2

14 juillet 2007

I got a lot of comments saying my drunk acting in this video was pretty bad. But what you don't know is that this is actually what I'm like when I'm drunk. Although, if I really were drunk, I probably would have liked "Holocaust 2," because I would have been watching it through my rum goggles.

Épisode 12 - Alucarda

19 juillet 2007

The only reason I did this movie is because I thought it would be funny to review a movie, while hungover, that is 80% made up of screaming. Otherwise I don't know if I would have done this one. There's nothing really outstandingly bad about it. It's just got a lot of yelling. This is the first video I did that's pretty much a direct continuation of the previous video. Also, I can explain the balc bar across my crotch in the one scene. My fly was open.

Épisode 13 - Don't Go Near the Park

27 juillet 2007

It may be dan­ger­ous to go near the park come night­fall, but it's even worse to watch this shit­ty movie about can­ni­bal­is­tic witch­es. This was my first video to be taken down from YouTube because the DVD company complained. If you don't want people talking shit about your movie online, then don't release a shitty movie. This was also the last video to feature the old "Cinema Snob" opening logo. For some reason, my editing software at the time really started hating that logo, to the point to where it would screw up the video quality of the rest of the video. So I took it down after this video and just forgot to make another one, until eventually I made an opening credit sequence several videos down the road.

Épisode 14 - Savage Vengeance

29 juillet 2007

Shooting this video was weird. I basically shot it to cheer myself up when a long term relationship I was in ended surprisingly. Maybe that's why I'm so pissed off in this video. I was so angry that I completely forgot to mention that the title is misspelled in the opening credits. "Savage Vengeance" director Don Farmer left me one of my favorite comments though, which was basically a plea saying that I was wrong in staying that "Porno Holocaust" was the worst film ever made, because he made the worse film ever made: "Savage Vengeance." He's a very funny guy, and his newest movie "Chainsaw Cheerleaders" is pretty fun.

Épisode 15 - Unhinged

2 août 2007

This might be the first time I've watched this video since I shot it. The day after I shot this video, I went on one of those "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" type vacations to cure a bad case of depression. And no, it had nothing to do with watching hoards of really bad movies!! It's a little hard for me to watch this video, given what I was going through at the time, but that does not take away from the fact that "Unhinged" deserved it's skewering, damn it!

Épisode 16 - Satan's Children

13 août 2007

The end of Season 1. Yes, I really was getting ready to move to my friend's place. You can't see it, but right in front of me, there were boxes and boxes full of about 800 DVD's. That's kinda sad because it's the last time they were in my apartment before they got stolen. At least I no longer own "Satan's Children" though.

Épisode 1 - Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days

2 novembre 2007

*Date Unverified* Well isn't that a hell of a title to begin Season 2 with! While the Snob may not have any furniture, that's no excuse not to make fun of this nazisploitation flick. 3 months went by between the "Satan's Children" video and this one, mainly because of all the moving stuff. Pretty much everything I say at the beginning of the video is true. I hadn't moved into my friends place because his electricity had been shut off and it was the fucking dead cold of winter. Also I had been laid off at my job. What isn't true however is that all my furniture was gone. I wanted to somehow work the moving story into the show, so I made up the fact that my furniture was gone, even though the big comfy chair and the couch were very much still in the room. I didn't figure on my friend getting evicted and all of my DVD's stolen, so I ended up just running with that joke and remained on the floor for every single episode of Season 2. It's what I call "The Floor Season."

Épisode 2 - Zombie 4: After Death

6 novembre 2007

What happens when you combine zombies, a no name 80s soundtrack, and direct-to-video action theatrics? You get "Zombie 4." The worst of the "Zombi" series. Not sure why I have a blanket on in this video. Must've been cold that day. The script for this video actually comes from a review I did on "Zombie 4" when I used to be a critic for a dvd release site. I just re-worded it a little and added some profanity to turn it into a Snob video.

Épisode 3 - Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger

12 novembre 2007

The Cinema Snob tackles Bruceploitation in this film starring Bruce Li who sets out to avenge the death of the real Bruce Lee who was murdered by drug runners. This is another example of a movie appearing on the show mainly because I had just watched it and it was fresh in my head. Otherwise, I might not have even thought to consider it. It's nowhere near the worst Bruceploitation movie, and it's not even one of the more campy entries in that subgenre; but it is however incredibly tasteless. So I guess that makes it decent candidate.

Épisode 4 - Blood Freak

21 novembre 2007

*Date Unverified* It's Thanksgiving time, and only one movie comes to mind to talk about this holiday week. "Blood Freak." A movie where a man turns into a turkey monster and kills druggies. My first holiday themed episode. What the hell else could I have done on Thanksgiving other than "Blood Freak"?

Épisode 5 - Evil Come, Evil Go

27 novembre 2007

The Cinema Snob takes a look at the Sexploitation Triple Feature from Something Weird Video. First up is the holier than thou crazy religious freak sex from "Evil Come Evil Go." This is the 1st Part of a trilogy of episodes I did called The Sexploitation Triple Feature. Something Weird Video (which is a fantastic company by the way) put out a DVD featuring 3 Sexploitation movies. So I decided to write up a Snob video for all 3 of those movies, and in a period of 3 days I shot and edited the reviews. Only I didn't post them up on YouTube. Well, actually I did for a tiny bit, but I took them down once I realized they would inevitably be removed for content. In that regard, these 3 reviews survived by recent separation from YouTube. They still exist over at Veoh.com, so I'm just going to embed them from over there.

Épisode 6 - Terror at Orgy Castle

2 décembre 2007

Here's the story behind this video. This movie has nudity in it about 90% of the time, so I had to edit like a mad dog to cover up all the nude shots with red bars in order to post it on YouTube. The problem was that for some really silly reason I chose to edit this video at some obnoxious hour of the early morning, so there was some naked shots that I missed. When I realized there was some stuff I forgot, I had already lost the raw footage, so the video is pretty much stuck the way it is. And it's actually pretty funny because of that. Notice in one scene that the Wallies are covered up, but the Beaver is still very much getting in to trouble out in the open.

Épisode 7 - The Hand of Pleasure

9 décembre 2007

The final installment of the Sexploitation Triple Feature. I had to cut about a minute out of this video in order to get it under 10 minutes for YouTube (at the time that's what their maximum length was). I can't remember all that I cut out, but I think one of the lines cut was a "Soft Beds, Hard Battles" reference where I said the only kind of 70's sexploitation I liked were the ones starring Peter Sellers. The "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" reference in this episode is one of my favorite moments of the series.

Épisode 8 - Zombie Lake

12 janvier 2008

I remember there was about a month between the "Hand of Pleasure" video and this one. There was something wrong with my computer at the time, probably a virus or something, I can't remember off the top of my head. But that's why at the beginning of the episode I mention being gone a while.

Épisode 9 - Ninja Untouchables

19 janvier 2008

This is the show's introduction to Pierre Kirby. Don't know who Pierre Kirby is? Well, you're missing out, because Pierre Kirby is a legend of low budget 80's actionsploitation cinema! One of the best unknown action heroes of that decade!

Épisode 10 - Snuff

26 janvier 2008

It's finally here, the most requested movie I've ever been asked to review. Michael and Roberta Findlay's "Snuff." A godawful film that ironically isn't even about snuff films!

Épisode 11 - Zombie 5: Killing Birds

1 février 2008

The Cinema Snob bites the bullet and suffers through "Zombie 5" to determine if it really is worse than Part 4. It's true, "Zombie 5: Killing Birds" actually was the first movie I ever netflixed. I got so many requests to do this movie, I set up a netflix account so I could specifically get this movie. The reason I have a blanket on in this episode is easy. I had one on for the "Zombie 4" review. Although I'm still not sure why I had it on in that review. Also, this is the first episode to inquire my now trademark use of the Stinger at the end of each video. For those of you who don't know, The Stinger was most popularly used at the end of "Mystery Science Theater 3000," where in a preposterous, ridiculous, or just down right funny 5 second clip of the movie would be placed at the end of the episodes. I didn't start out wanting to use The Stinger for every episode, but after I got many many requests to do so after the "Zombie 5" review, it simply just became a tradition for the reviews. There are a couple of previous episodes that have a clip of the movie at the end ("Zombie 4," "Ninja Untouchables"), mainly just for time's sake, but I credit the "Zombie 5" review as strictly being the beginning of the Stingers. The "Zombie 5" video is also notable for being another beginning for the series: The debut of The Cinema Snob opening credit sequece. For the theme song, it came down between "Theme From Greatest American Hero" and "Looks Like We Made It" by Barry Manilow (which had been used at the end of the "Satan's Children" review). I went with the former though, seeing how it is possibly the greatest TV theme of all time.

Épisode 12 - Blood of Ghastly Horror

8 février 2008

What happens when you make a movie so shitty that no one will distribute it? You go the Al Adamson route and add more footage to it to make it even shittier.

Épisode 13 - Woodchipper Massacre

1 mars 2008

The worst of the tool themed horror flicks, "Woodchipper Massacre" is heavy on the woodchipper, but light on the massacre. This is one of my favorite episodes. Jon McBride, director of "Woodchipper Massacre," is one of the nicest guys I've talked to online. "Woodchipper Massacre" is a great movie to watch with friends, as is one of Jon's other movies "Cannibal Campout." Very funny stuff. Shortly after I did this review, I got YouTube Comment Bombed by a couple of rabid die-hard "Woodchipper Massacre" fans. I had to write to them and explain in great detail how I am not now nor have I ever been playing myself in any of these videos. Anyone who knows me knows I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those glasses in the real world.

Épisode 14 - Monkey with 72 Magic

15 mars 2008

From the box set that brought you "Ninja Untouchables" comes this trippy piece of shit made more unwatchable by the incoherent subtitles!

Épisode 15 - The Eerie Midnight Horror Show

29 mars 2008

Only Satan himself could possess someone into making an "Exorcist" rip off as shitty as this one.

Épisode 16 - The Black Six

17 avril 2008

Who would think a movie starring six football players and motorcycles would suck? Wait, that does sound terrible.

Épisode 17 - Mother's Day

10 mai 2008

For this Mother's Day, if you wanna keep your mother off your back for a while, just show her this 1980 hickfest directed by Charles Kaufman.

Épisode 1 - Elsa Fraulein SS

20 septembre 2008

Not even getting a DVD collection stolen or being temporarily booted from YouTube can stop this Cinema Snob from tearing into this so called exploitation yawner. Some stuff was cut out of this video for time. I remember I filmed an explanation of me explaining how I got the chair back. Even though in real life it was there the whole time; I simply just got tired of sitting on the floor, and since this is the beginning of my 3rd series of episodes, I wanted the chair back. I forget what the filmed explanation was for getting the chair back, but I didn't want to cut anything else out of the video. Especially my 'nam flashback. Also this is the first, and so far only, time in the series where I broke character to explain where my DVD collection had gone. If the 2nd season was "The Floor Season," then Season 3 should be called "The Dark Season." This is when the lighting in my old room was changed, which made the room too fucking dark.

Épisode 2 - Frankenstein Island

27 septembre 2008

The swan song of Jerry Warren proves that not much had changed since the days of "Teenage Zombies."

Épisode 3 - Savage Weekend

29 septembre 2008

Not a whole lot to say about a slasher film where nothing fucking happens in the first hour! I had wanted to do this movie since the very beginning of the show. I remember seeing this movie years and years ago and at the time thinking it was the worst slasher film I had ever seen. Oddly enough, when I went back to rewatch it for the Snob video, I found myself not nearly hating it as much. But that didn't stop me from writing a scathing Snob review on it.

Épisode 4 - Day of the Panther

2 octobre 2008

Ever notice that movies that feature the words "Day of the" never ever take place in only a single day? What the hell ever happened to Edward Stazak after the two Panther movies? Maybe I should try to find out. He kicked a lot of ass in these flicks.

Épisode 5 - Horror of the Zombies

6 octobre 2008

Who says zombies, modeling agencies, and ghost ships don't mix? Well, they don't. I lost some computer files between the "Day of the Panther" video and this video. One of the files I lost was the the opening credit sequence file. Sure, I could just get the opening credits off of one of the older videos after transfering onto dvd, but i'm lazy. So instead I filmed this new opening credit sequence that is only used in this review. I didn't really like it all that much, so I didn't keep the file and just got rid of it. This review was the start of there being a different opening credit sequence in each review.

Épisode 6 - Black Devil Doll From Hell

8 octobre 2008

The Cinema Snob is left stunned, not just by the film's awfulness, but by the fact that it was even released! Seems this one has gone on to be quite a fan favorite of all the review I've done. That is thanks largely in part to Chester Novell Turner making one of the absolute worst films ever made. In this review I made the mistake of shooting a couple outside sequences in the dark. I know it's a little hard to tell what's going on, but in case you're wondering, the second time I go outside, I'm firing a BB gun in the air out of anger.

Épisode 7 - The Italian Stallion

9 octobre 2008

a.k.a. "The Party at Kitty and Stud's," The Snob takes on Sylvester Stallone's most daring role ever. A freakin porn! This is the last of the unsynced bad quality videos, I promise. Some videos just didn't survive the transfer very well. This movie though is the classic Stallone porn. In all due sincerity, this movie really isn't all that bad. It's got a deliciously funky soundtrack, and a decent early Stallone performance. I did this video for one reason and one reason only. To get hits.The beginning of this video also features the source for that YouTube Outtake of me slipping on a park bench and fucking up my shoulder. The outtake has, of course, since disappeared thanks to youtube fucking my account, but the good news is that that was the take we used in the episode, so you can still see me slip off a bench like a jackass.

Épisode 8 - The Refrigerator

21 novembre 2008

Beware of what you find in the crisper, because odds are the mold you find on your tomatoes will be more sanitary than a copy of "The Refrigerator." This is the movie that contains that legendary line of dialogue in cinematic history: "I am the wafflemaker!"

Épisode 9 - Slugs

23 novembre 2008

That sticky slime seeping from your DVD player could only mean one thing. You've decided to watch "Slugs: The Movie." One of the most fun movies of its kind, I did this video as special request to my very good friend Oliver Scott.

Épisode 10 - Salo, or The 120 Days of Sodom

28 novembre 2008

The Cinema Snob loves Pier Pasolini's "Salo." But at what cost? I get asked a lot what my favorite review of the entire series is. The answer to that question is this one right here. The "Salo" video. It isn't the funniest of the whole series, and it might not have a lot of rewatchable value, but it's definitely the most stand out video of all of them I've done. The video just started out as an experiment. What if the Snob reviewed Passolini's "Salo," one of the most controversial, perverted, and disgusting movie on the face of the planet; but as a twist, the character loves the movie because it's still a pretentious art film, even though the movie makes him physically sick. It's the hardest video I ever had to write for the series. It's one thing writing a fake negative review for a movie I kinda like, but it's a whole other thing to write an incredibly pretentious positive review for a movie that I personally don't like. This video is my favorite, because the entire series is satirical. It makes fun of pompous arrogant movie critics who try to review exploitation films (and yes, it's also about me taking many jabs at the movies themselves). And in my mind, this review really gets that through, because in the league of artsy film criticism, the same critic who would give something like "Cannibal Holocaust" a zero star review would turn right around and give a movie like "Salo" a Best Film of the Decade award. To me, this video really nails that home, and that's why this one is my favorite.

Épisode 11 - Tales from the Quadead Zone

1 décembre 2008

Only a film from Chester Novell Turner's extensive 2 movie filmography could receive multiple submissions to The Cinema Snob. After I did the "Black Devil Doll from Hell" review, I got a lot of copies in the mail of Chester Novell Turner's follow up feature, "Tales from the Quadead Zone." With that many requests and submissions, that made it a must for me to make a video of this piece of shit. I've read many articles calling Turner the worst director of all time. I don't necessarily believe this. He only made 2 films in his life, both of which are two of the worst horror films of the 80s, but the title of worst director of all time should go to someone a little more deserving, someone who made a career out of what Chester only did twice with a VHS cam. Bottom line, it needs to be a rule that someone in the running for worst director of all time has to have made equal or more movies than Coleman Francis.

Épisode 12 - The Galaxy Invader

20 décembre 2008

"The Galaxy Invader" strikes an odd feeling of deja vu in The Cinema Snob. I was so glad YouTube had extended their max video length from 10 minutes to 11 minutes when I did this video. It would have been hell looking for a minute's worth of footage in the review to cut out. I really liked how this video turned out. Also, I had no idea going into this movie that "Galaxy Invader" is what was used in the "Pod People" opening credit sequence. I love it when these movies throw me presents when it's not even my birthday.

Épisode 13 - The Stewardesses 3-D

16 janvier 2009

The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd dimension to review the most successful 3-D film of all time. And also one of the worst. Apparently there are several different versions of this movie that exist. I've seen DVD trailers for this movie that feature footage I most certainly did not see in the version that I reviewed. I hope to god that there isn't a version out there that is worse than the one that I watched, which is truly one of the more unwatchable movies I've reviewed for this show.

Épisode 14 - Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws

2 février 2009

After the disastrous "Jaws: The Revenge," only one man dared to unofficially attempt to save the franchise. Bruno Mattei. I finally cracked and did a movie from my favorite director, Bruno Mattei. Jillian kinda put me up to this one, but she was right. There was a lot of material in this movie that was perfect for a Snob video.

Épisode 15 - Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning

20 février 2009

A "Friday the 13th" film so unlucky that not even Jason himself wanted any part of it. This is the most mainstream I've ever gotten on this show. The "Friday the 13th" series is my favorite slasher film series, so I had to do a special Snob video to coincide with the release of the "Friday the 13th" remake (which was mediocre at best). It was a toss up between doing this one or Part VIII, and since V is my least favorite, I went with this one. I'll save VIII for when Jason strikes again.

Épisode 16 - Strike of the Panther

5 avril 2009

The return of Edward Stazak as Jason Blade! Stazak never appeared in another movie again after this one. I'll review any cheesy 80's action movie that gives me a good excuse to put together a rockin montage.

Épisode 17 - Pierre Kirby Week: Zombie Vs. Ninja

8 juin 2009

The 1st in our 5 Part Pierre Kirby Retrospective starts here with "Zombie Vs. Ninja." A chopsocky comedy featuring not many zombies and only kind-of ninjas. Pierre Kirby week all started with this review. I think it took me about a month to put the entire Pierre Kirby Week together. If you don't know who Pierre Kirby is, shame on you!! He is the unsung action hero of the 1980s! A man that ever fan of action films should know. Also, sorry about the low audio on the movie clips. I was using a different pair of headphones while editing, and it sounded fine in those. Stupid chintsy headphones.

Épisode 18 - Pierre Kirby Week: Full Metal Ninja

9 juin 2009

Part 2 of our week long Pierre Kirby retrospective answers the burning question: "What the hell ever happened to Pierre Kirby?"

Épisode 19 - Pierre Kirby Week: Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent

10 juin 2009

The Pierre Kirby movie we have all been waiting for. "Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent." Pierre Kirby and a giant freakin snake.

Épisode 20 - Pierre Kirby Week: Ninja of the Magnificence

11 juin 2009

Looks like we're back to the multi-colored Ninjas. Meaning "Ninja of the Magnificence" is almost the same exact movie as "Full Metal Ninja" and "Zombie Vs. Ninja."

Épisode 21 - Pierre Kirby Week: American Commando 2: Hunting Express

12 juin 2009

In the final entry to Pierre Kirby Week, we say our goodbyes to Mr Kirby and we see Pierre take on a role unlike his previous film roles. Here is the video where I declare Pierre Kirby to be the Official Movie Star of The Cinema Snob. Damn right. If you have your doubts about Pierre Kirby, just check out the kick ass montage I put together for the end of this review.

Épisode 22 - Nail Gun Massacre

17 juin 2009

The Cinema Snob gets unwillingly nailed by the worst slasher film in the history of film. Ah yes. The movie that got me booted off of YouTube. Here's how I look at it. If I'm going to be kicked off YouTube because of a movie, it might as well be because of the absolute worst slasher film ever made. From what I understand, it was the DVD company and not the actual makers of the film that complained about the review. I might be wrong about that, but that's how I understood it. I actually have them to thank. If it weren't for them, I wouldn't have gone on to make this website, which so far has generated more hits than my YouTube page did in its entire 2+ years of existence.

Épisode 23 - Bruno Mattei's Terminator II

21 juin 2009

Before James Cameron wowed the world with “Terminator 2: Judgment Day,” little did anyone know that Bruno Mattei already arrived first with the Italian “Terminator II.” Another movie from my favorite director, Bruno Mattei. I had to do this movie, even though I personally love it. I had hinted on it in the "Jaws 5" video, plus a new Terminator movie had come out this summer, so it made sense for me to do a video for this movie, which is actually a rip off of "Aliens." Don't pay any attention to what my character says in this video. Go out and watch this movie. It's a blast.

Épisode 24 - Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg

14 juillet 2009

The Snob takes some time out of moving to a new place to trash a horrible women in prison film called “Helga.” Worst "Ilsa" rip off ever!! This is the last review I filmed in the room over at my old place. I had to hurry up and get this review written so I could film it before I was completely moved out. I consider this to be the end of the Season 3 group of episodes. When this episode premiered on YouTube, the theme music had to be changed to the "Hill Street Blues" theme. That's because YouTube thought it would be cute to mute my video every time I tried uploading it with the Greatest american Hero Theme. By the time I did my next video on YouTube, I figured out a away to sneak in my theme through YouTube's back door, which is surpringly easier than you may think. I still love Mike Post's "Hill Street Blues" theme though.

Épisode 1 - War of the Wizards

4 août 2009

Before Harry Potter, in the magic land of Taiwan in 1983, there was Richard Kiel. The beginning of Season 4. "War of the Wizards" is a first and a last for the show. It's the first video to be filmed at my new place, and it's the last video to have been hosted on YouTube. I like the old set better too, but unfortunately I don't have a room with wood paneling at my new place. I know, that's a bummer. As for this video goes, I wanted to do a video to co-incide with the new Harry Potter movie (even though I'm personally not a huge Harry Potter fan) so I searched around for some obscure movies involving wizards, and this is what I found. A Japanese acid trip featuring Richard Keil.

Épisode 2 - Shriek of the Mutilated

6 août 2009

Thus the post-YouTube era of The Cinema Snob has begun! Many of you probably first saw this video posted by Spoony over at www.spoonyexperiment.com who was very cool enough to let me do a couple videos there while I converted all of my previous videos over to blip. Well, now I can no longer say my site is Yeti free.

Épisode 3 - Zombie 6: Monster Hunter

11 août 2009

Sadly, I don't think a "Zombie 7" exists.

Épisode 4 - Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes

28 août 2009

How do you make some money off of a barely seen late 80's 'Nam flick? Call it a sequel to a 1978 B World War II movie that shares the same title as the #1 movie at the box office! It's simple!

Épisode 5 - Death Nurse

13 septembre 2009

The Cinema Snob returns, struck down with a disease known only as Shot on Shitteo entertainment.

Épisode 6 - Deep Throat Part II

27 septembre 2009

The Cinema Snob gets the cold shoulder and is blue balled with an R-Rated sequel to the most successful pornographic movie of all time.

Épisode 7 - Turkish Star Wars

7 octobre 2009

If you're going to go after Remakesploitation, you might as well start out with the grand daddy of them all.

Épisode 8 - Brazilian Star Wars

17 octobre 2009

What was in the fuckin box? "Brazillian Star Wars." A remakesploitation so sinister, it could push the Cinema Snob completely to the dark side.

Épisode 9 - Demented Death Farm Massacre

28 octobre 2009

Well, if you have a Demented Death Farm, then the Massacre should come natural!

Épisode 10 - Alienator

12 novembre 2009

Only one thing can stop drunken RV vacationers and drunken hunters in the midwest: THE ALIENATOR!

Épisode 11 - The Hoboken Chicken Emergency

24 novembre 2009

It's a Very Cinema Snob Thanksgiving, with the one 80's holiday Peter Billingsly movie that no one remembers!

Épisode 12 - Troll

1 décembre 2009

The Cinema Snob, hours before reaching a 103 degree fever, suffers through "Troll." Coincidence?

Épisode 13 - Troll 2

8 décembre 2009

The Cinema Snob tackles a movie so bad, it even has it's own documentary made about it!

Épisode 14 - Don't Open Till Christmas

16 décembre 2009

What would a Cinema Snob Christmas be like without a bunch of dead Santas?

Épisode 15 - Bloody New Year

27 décembre 2009

Time to spend New Years Eve Cinema Snob style, with booze, ghosts, and whatever else this British Evil Dead ripoff has to offer.

Épisode 1 - E.T. The Porno

4 janvier 2010

The Cinema Snob proves that just because you CAN make a porn out of anything, doesn't mean you SHOULD make a porn out of anything.

Épisode 2 - Lady Terminator

8 janvier 2010

As The Cinema Snob discovers, Indonesia has found a way to combine the South Sea Queen with...James Cameron's "The Terminator"?

Épisode 3 - Nudist Colony of the Dead

21 janvier 2010

The Cinema Snob discovers that even zombies like to get naked every once in a while.

Épisode 4 - Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

28 janvier 2010

Could a movie about a bed that eats people be artsy enough for The Cinema Snob? Or will it just give him food poisoning.

Épisode 5 - The Body Shop

9 février 2010

The Cinema Snob makes the same mistake that many of us have time and time again. He orders something off of television!

Épisode 6 - The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine

13 février 2010

All alone this Valentine's Day? Spend it with The Cinema Snob! It's cheaper than buying a hooker.

Épisode 7 - Death Nurse 2

20 février 2010

More stock footage! More shot on shitteo! And more amazing tea drinking action! The Cinema Snob looks at Nick Phillips' "Death Nurse 2."

Épisode 8 - The Astro-Zombies

2 mars 2010

The Cinema Snob sits through Ted V. Mikels' "The Astro Zombies." A movie that does not feature outer space, and barely features zombies.

Épisode 9 - Beaver & Buttface

11 mars 2010

In an attempt to vanquish the lingering nightmares of "ET The Porno," The Cinema Snob tries to watch another disturbing adult film from the 90's.

Épisode 10 - Troll 3, Part 1

19 mars 2010

The Cinema Snob chops down some killer trees and "Troll 3." Where's Michael Palin in a lumberjack costume when you need him?

Épisode 11 - Troll 3, Part 2

24 mars 2010

The Cinema Snob looks at that other movie called "Troll 3," aka "Quest for the Mighty Sword." A movie that is actually the 4 entry to an entirely different series of films.

Épisode 12 - Bloodsucking Freaks

2 avril 2010

The Cinema Snob showers through one of the sleaziest and most controversial exploitation films of all time.

Épisode 13 - Curse of the Cannibal Confederates

21 avril 2010

The Cinema Snob returns to take on both zombies AND the confederacy!!

Épisode 14 - Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

29 avril 2010

Now it's The Cinema Snob's turn to sit through "Riki-Oh." And someone is going to have to pay!

Épisode 15 - Video Violence 2

9 mai 2010

The Cinema Snob reviews "Video Violence 2," three years after reviewing "Video Violence." Better late than never!

Épisode 16 - Deathrow Gameshow

19 mai 2010

The Cinema Snob sits through a movie harsher than any Japanese gameshow. Special thanks to Richard Orr for the DVD.

Épisode 17 - Las Vegas Bloodbath

26 mai 2010

Has The Cinema Snob found the worst shot on shitteo movie ever? Atleast for the time being?

Épisode 18 - Alien 2: On Earth

2 juin 2010

The Italians beat us to the sequel punch once more!

Épisode 19 - Ax 'Em

9 juin 2010

The Cinema Snob tackles one of the most requested movies for the show.

Épisode 20 - American Commando 3: Savage Temptation

16 juin 2010

He returns!

Épisode 21 - Hardgore

22 juin 2010

The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of the less stimulating entries in 70s porn.

Épisode 22 - Superman: The 1975 Musical

30 juin 2010

Looks like Superman's weakness next to kryptonite is song and dance.

Épisode 23 - Island of Death

7 juillet 2010

While "Island of Death" may have been banned in the UK, it unfortunately isn't banned for The Cinema Snob.

Épisode 24 - Hell's Bloody Devils

28 juillet 2010

The Cinema Snob Returns! And with nazi bikers. Sorta.

Épisode 25 - Redneck Zombies

29 juillet 2010

The Cinema Snob takes on some Southern Fried Zombies.

Épisode 26 - Super Hornio Bros.

3 août 2010

The Cinema Snob measures himself up against Ron Jeremy in this little seen early 90s Mario porno spoof.

Épisode 27 - The Expendables

10 août 2010

The Cinema Snob takes a look at "The Expendables." No, not that "Expendables." Another "Expendables."

Épisode 28 - Caligula (Part I)

16 août 2010

It's The Cinema Snob's 100th Episode Mega Orgy!!

Épisode 29 - Caligula (Part II)

25 août 2010

And now, the riveting, pulsating conclusion of "Caligula"!

Épisode 30 - Violent Shit

6 septembre 2010

The Cinema Snob off the heels of his trip to Caligula's Rome is forced to endure one Violent Shit... a movie that is exactly as it says, both violent and shit!

Épisode 31 - Creepozoids

3 octobre 2010

The Cinema Snob has returned!!!! Not even being on a movie shoot can keep The Snob's anger down.

Épisode 32 - Super Hornio Bros. 2

7 octobre 2010

The brothers return for some more plumbing.

Épisode 33 - Satan's School for Girls

13 octobre 2010

The Cinema Snob goes back to school for this 1973 made for tv movie.

Épisode 34 - Dolemite

20 octobre 2010

Bone-crushing, Skull-splitting, Brain-blasting, Boom Mike Action!

Épisode 35 - The Geek

2 novembre 2010

Sasquatch gets lucky.

Épisode 36 - Chatterbox

10 novembre 2010

Look what's talking! No seriously, look what's talking.

Épisode 37 - Weasels Rip My Flesh

16 novembre 2010

The Cinema Snob tackles a movie about paper mache weasels, directed by a teenager.

Épisode 38 - Home Sweet Home

25 novembre 2010

The Cinema Snob gives anything but thank to this 1981 Thanksgiving slasher film.

Épisode 39 - Violent Shit II

30 novembre 2010

It's violent. It's shit. And it's a sequel.

Épisode 40 - Zombi 7 (aka Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence)

8 décembre 2010

At least the dubbers seem to be having a good time.

Épisode 41 - Silent Night Deadly Night, Part 2

17 décembre 2010

Christmas with The Snob.

Épisode 1 - New Year's Evil

5 janvier 2011

Celebrate the start of 2011 with The Cinema Snob.

Épisode 2 - Pussy Talk

13 janvier 2011

Yep. The other talking vagina movie.

Épisode 3 - Dressed To Fire

19 janvier 2011

Pierre Kirby returns!

Épisode 4 - Italian Batman

26 janvier 2011

Aka "Bathman del pianeta Eros;" it's Batman, Italian Style!!

Épisode 5 - Driller Killer

3 février 2011

It's Public Domain Month on The Cinema Snob! And first up is Abel Ferrara's controversial "Driller Killer." A movie that's in both the Public Domain and the Video Nasties list!

Épisode 6 - Star Odyssey

10 février 2011

The Cinema Snob tackles this low budget Italian Star Wars rip off, as Public Domain Month continues.

Épisode 7 - Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory

18 février 2011

Next up in Public Domain Month, a werewolf is loose at a local girl's academy! And not the good kind of werewolf either, like in Teen Wolf Too.

Épisode 8 - Billy the Kid Vs. Dracula

22 février 2011

Someone asked for this match up?

Épisode 9 - Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter

1 mars 2011

Public Domain Month concludes with the follow up to "Billy the Kid vs Dracula"...."Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter." Do they fight? Who knows. But apparently they at least meet each other.

Épisode 10 - Night Trap

9 mars 2011

The Cinema Snob tackles the FMV footage from the controversial 1992 Sega CD game "Night Trap."

Épisode 11 - Las Tortugas Pinjas (The Ninja Turtles Porno)

15 mars 2011

Perverts in a Half Shell!

Épisode 12 - Grizzly II: The Predator

24 mars 2011

The "Lost" Episode

Épisode 13 - Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy

5 avril 2011

The Cinema Snob returns with the kinkier side of the Lewis Carroll classic.

Épisode 14 - Geek Maggot Bingo

8 avril 2011

..what?

Épisode 15 - Cannibal Holocaust

12 avril 2011

In this special episode, The Cinema Snob spotlights one of the most controversial horror films of all time.

Épisode 16 - Night of Horror

4 mai 2011

The Cinema Snob watches the original version of "Curse of the Cannibal Confederates." And it's one of the worst things in the history of things.

Épisode 17 - Oversexed Rugsuckers From Mars

12 mai 2011

Aliens have infected our homeless AND our vacuum cleaners!

Épisode 18 - Dracula (The Dirty Old Man)

18 mai 2011

Well, Dracula already kinda was a dirty old man to begin with.

Épisode 19 - Pieces

25 mai 2011

The Snob takes on the legendary 1982 slasher film from "Pod People" director Juan Piquer Simon.

Épisode 20 - Beware! Children At Play

2 juin 2011

Have you checked the children?

Épisode 21 - A Clockwork Orgy

9 juin 2011

Being the adventures of a young woman whose principle interests are sex, ultra-violence, sex, Beethoven, and more sex.

Épisode 22 - The Tormentors

25 juin 2011

Nazi bikers have returned! But has Colonel Sanders?

Épisode 23 - Nightdreams

6 juillet 2011

Could this surreal adult film from the early 80s be the artsy exploitation flick The Cinema Snob has been looking for?

Épisode 24 - Pink Flamingos

12 juillet 2011

It's John Waters cult classic "Pink Flamingos" through the eyes of The Cinema Snob.

Épisode 25 - Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina

20 juillet 2011

How the hell do you make a sequel to a biopic where the lead character dies?

Épisode 26 - Nekromantik

28 juillet 2011

Love's got some stiff competition.

Épisode 27 - Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom

2 août 2011

Third time's a shit.

Épisode 28 - Hitler - Dead or Alive

10 août 2011

The Original Basterds.

Épisode 29 - Entrails of a Virgin

18 août 2011

Well that sure is a classy sounding title.

Épisode 30 - Blood Feast

30 août 2011

The Cinema Snob returns with Herschell Gordon Lewis' gorefest "Blood Feast."

Épisode 31 - Child Bride

6 septembre 2011

Notoriously rejected by the MST3K crew, The Cinema Snob looks at the infamous "Child Bride."

Épisode 32 - The Sinful Dwarf

13 septembre 2011

Time for a little dwarfsploitation.

Épisode 33 - Angel Above - The Devil Below

21 septembre 2011

Satan possesses a woman's vagina and causes it to talk. Yep, another one of those.

Épisode 34 - Dr. Sex

26 septembre 2011

Lets hope he has better credentials than Dr. Butcher MD.

Épisode 35 - Maniac

11 octobre 2011

The Cinema Snob gets extra snobby to take a look at William Lustig's notorious 1980 serial killer film that has the audacity to be dark and violent.

Épisode 36 - Bat Pussy

19 octobre 2011

Wow. This one's bad.

Épisode 37 - E.T. Week: Badi (The Turkish E.T.)

31 octobre 2011

E.T. Week finally begins!! First up, it's Badi: The Turkish E.T. from 1983.

Épisode 38 - E.T. Week: Keep Up the Lust E.T.

1 novembre 2011

Yes. There is another E.T. Porno.

Épisode 39 - E.T. Week: Nukie

2 novembre 2011

"Nukie" is a movie so unwatchably bad, that E.T. Week can only go uphill from here.

Épisode 40 - E.T. Week: Homoti (The OTHER Turkish E.T.)

3 novembre 2011

For those who thought "Badi" wasn't Shot on Shitteo enough.

Épisode 41 - E.T. Week: Extra Terrestrial Visitors

4 novembre 2011

E.T. comes to an end with "Extra Terrestrial Visitors." ...though you may know the movie better under a slightly different title.

Épisode 42 - Porno Midnight Heat

8 novembre 2011

The Snob checks out a 1983 adult thriller that shares the same title as a different, more recent flick.

Épisode 43 - Blood Rage

21 novembre 2011

It's Thanksgiving with The Cinema Snob and his cracked voice!

Épisode 44 - The Corpse Grinders

29 novembre 2011

Have you tested out YOUR catfood lately?

Épisode 45 - Elves

6 décembre 2011

Such a simple title for a fucked up Christmas horror film.

Épisode 1 - Cannibal Ferox

4 janvier 2012

The Cinema Snob returns with the notorious "Cannibal Ferox."

Épisode 2 - Anthropophagus

10 janvier 2012

Aka Antropophagus or The Grim Reaper, whatever the case, this is most certainly not delicious.

Épisode 3 - The Gestapo's Last Orgy

19 janvier 2012

The Cinema Snob sits through one of the dirtier nazisploitation films. Also known as "Caligula Reincarnated As Hitler."

Épisode 4 - The Helter Skelter Murders

26 janvier 2012

The Cinema Snob checks out one of the earlier Charles Manson inspired movies.

Épisode 5 - Giallo a Venezia

3 février 2012

The Cinema Snob picks one of the more controversial giallo entries for his "mystery movie night."

Épisode 6 - Guyana: Cult of the Damned

8 février 2012

Welcome to...Johnsontown?

Épisode 7 - Rape Squad

15 février 2012

Sure, it's a day late, but Happy Valentine's Day. It's Rape Squad.

Épisode 8 - Ninja Terminator

2 mars 2012

The Cinema Snob returns to the land of Godfrey Ho!

Épisode 9 - The Terror of Tiny Town

21 mars 2012

The Cinema Snob returns with a movie that truly is one of a kind!

Épisode 10 - The Last House on the Left

18 avril 2012

So does the Snob take to Wes Craven's Last House on the Left like some critics do?

Épisode 11 - Guinea Pig: The Devil's Experiment

9 mai 2012

The devil must really hate this girl.

Épisode 12 - Gums

16 mai 2012

The Cinema Snob sinks his teeth into this 70s "Jaws" Porno Spoof.

Épisode 13 - Mother's Day 2010

23 mai 2012

The Cinema Snob checks out the remake of "Mother's Day" starring Rebecca De Mornay.

Épisode 14 - Sleepaway Camp

30 mai 2012

The Cinema Snob watches the classic 1983 slasher film "Sleepaway Camp."

Épisode 15 - They Saved Hitler's Brain

6 juin 2012

Often listed among the worst films ever made, The Cinema Snob checks out this spy vs nazi flick.

Épisode 16 - Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

18 juin 2012

Angela returns to camp.

Épisode 17 - Faces of Death

27 juin 2012

Wouldn't you trust the word of someone named Dr. Francis B. Gross?

Épisode 18 - Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

10 juillet 2012

More Happy Campers to slaughter.

Épisode 19 - Criminally Insane

18 juillet 2012

The Cinema Snob checks out the original Crazy Fat Ethel, "Criminally Insane."

Épisode 20 - The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin

26 juillet 2012

The Cinema Snob checks out this 1986 Batman porno spoof. Cute title.

Épisode 21 - Goldengirl

4 août 2012

It's Olympics season, so The Cinema Snob checks out this forgotten 1979 flick starring James Coburn and Susan Anton as an athlete who gets her strength from a chemical by her former nazi father! This may be one of the greatest movies I've watched on this show.

Épisode 22 - Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days

18 août 2012

Legendary adult film directors The Mitchell Brothers give us their take on the last seven days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Atleast it's not 120 Days.

Épisode 23 - Gross Out

29 août 2012

Just...be warned.

Épisode 24 - Sleepaway Camp IV: The Survivor

8 septembre 2012

But you know what didn't survive? The production.

Épisode 25 - The Beast (La bête)

13 septembre 2012

The Cinema Snob finds an exquisite French film with some beastly action.

Épisode 26 - Los Porno Sin Son

25 septembre 2012

Hot and sexy Simpsons porno action from Argentina!

Épisode 27 - The Mutilator

3 octobre 2012

The Cinema Snob checks out the uncut version of this lesser known 1985 slasher film.

Épisode 28 - Karate Girl

11 octobre 2012

Also known as "Karateci Kiz," a 1974 Turkish revenge film, known for supposedly having the worst movie death scene of all time.

Épisode 29 - Hack-O-Lantern

23 octobre 2012

The Cinema Snob suits up for Halloween to talk about "Hack-O-Lantern."

Épisode 30 - The Devil with Hitler

1 novembre 2012

Time for some more wacky, WWII Propaganda! This time around, the devil himself gets involved.

Épisode 31 - Violent Shit 4.0

6 novembre 2012

aka, "Karl the Butcher Vs Axe," it's the last of the "Violent Shit" series.

Épisode 32 - Turkish Casper

20 novembre 2012

This Thanksgiving, Turkish Casper is the ghost with the least!

Épisode 33 - Son of Sleepaway Camp

29 novembre 2012

Wait, it's called WHAT???

Épisode 34 - Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out!

4 décembre 2012

So what's a Silent Night Deadly Night sequel like, sans Garbage Day?

Épisode 1 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

8 janvier 2013

The original "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" is a classic. But what does a cinema snob think of it?

Épisode 2 - Tampon Tango

15 janvier 2013

Before moving to a new place, The Cinema Snob films one more episode in the current location. So why not pick this piece of WTF Japan, "Tampon Tango."

Épisode 3 - Return to Sleepaway Camp

29 janvier 2013

It's the final Sleepaway Camp film, this one from the same creator and stars of the original film. What better way to ring in a new location.

Épisode 4 - 42nd Street Forever, Volume 1

6 février 2013

The Cinema Snob takes a look at the Weird, Wild and Crazy Theatrical Trailers from Around the World! It's a collection of humorous and amusing exploitation trailers, including "The Italian Stallion," "Teenage Mother," and more!

Épisode 5 - Moment by Moment

13 février 2013

Last year it was "Rape Squad." This year for Valentine's Day, The Cinema Snob checks out something way worse.

Épisode 6 - Crackerjack

26 février 2013

It's Die Hard at a...ski resort? The Cinema Snob checks out this DTV Thomas Ian Griffith "Die Hard" clone of the 90's that's way easier to sit through that whatever that shit is in theaters now.

Épisode 7 - Debbie Does Dallas

5 mars 2013

The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of the most popular and successful adult films of all time.

Épisode 8 - I Spit on Your Grave (Part I)

11 mars 2013

It's The Cinema Snob's 200th Episode!! I sure hope there's nothing controversial in this film.

Épisode 9 - I Spit on Your Grave (Part 2)

19 mars 2013

The Cinema Snob continues his look at one of the most controversial exploitation films of all time.

Épisode 10 - Plutonium Baby

2 avril 2013

Turns out if you get too close to a spilled can of radioactive waste, it may do serious harm to your movie!

Épisode 11 - Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

10 avril 2013

The Cinema Snob salutes Roger Ebert by taking a look at this Ebert scripted Russ Meyer cult classic from 1970.

Épisode 12 - E~3: The Extra Testicle

22 avril 2013

Wait, there's another one? This time written and directed by Ron Jeremy!

Épisode 13 - The Terminator 1991 Remake

24 avril 2013

Ever wish "The Terminator" were only 40 minutes long and shot on shitteo?

Épisode 14 - Water Power

30 avril 2013

One of the sleazier films from The Cinema Snob's collection. Imagine "Taxi Driver" if Travis Bickle liked to clean people's assholes.

Épisode 15 - The German Chainsaw Massacre

15 mai 2013

You don't have to go to Texas, or the movie "Pieces," for a Chainsaw Massacre!

Épisode 16 - Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS

20 mai 2013

The Cinema Snob finally spotlights one of the most notorious nazisploitation films of all time.

Épisode 17 - Heartbeeps

29 mai 2013

The Cinema Snob checks out another piece of What-The-Fuck Hollywood, this time it's the 1981 Andy Kaufman/Bernadette Peters love story about robots.

Épisode 18 - My Baby Is Black!

4 juin 2013

Ooo, scandalous!

Épisode 19 - Souperman

13 juin 2013

Not even the real Superman can save us from this train wreck of a porno spoof.

Épisode 20 - Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks

19 juin 2013

Ilsa and the girls are back, and this time they're gone Middle Eastern!

Épisode 21 - In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo

24 juin 2013

Fucking WHAT?!?!?

Épisode 22 - Shock! Shock! Shock!

1 juillet 2013

Mainly known for containing the first onscreen appearance of a beloved TV icon; you'd better have some of that LSD left over from last week's episode, cause you're gonna need it.

Épisode 23 - The Legend of the Lone Ranger

8 juillet 2013

Studios shouldn't be surprised by the disappointment of Gore Verbinski's "The Lone Ranger," after all, the same thing happened 32 years ago!!

Épisode 24 - Robot Jox

16 juillet 2013

Get your fill of more Giant Robot action, Charles Band style!

Épisode 25 - Dogs

5 août 2013

You've seen slugs, grizzlies, and sharks! Now prepare for the biggest threat of them all...DOGS!! It's Lloyd's favorite movie of all time.

Épisode 26 - The Taming of Rebecca

13 août 2013

Often called one of the roughest of the roughies, it's nipple piercin' fun for the whole family!

Épisode 27 - Friday the 13th

20 août 2013

Just a little slasher film from 1980, perhaps you've heard of it.

Épisode 28 - 42nd Street Forever, Volume 2: The Deuce

29 août 2013

Complete with a cracked voice, The Cinema Snob takes a look at some more lively trailers from the 42nd Street Forever Collection! Trailers spotlighted this time around include Black Samson, Skatetown USA, The Hellcats, and more!

Épisode 29 - Friday the 13th Part 2

5 septembre 2013

The Cinema Snob is shocked to find out they made another one of these!

Épisode 30 - Saturday the 14th

11 septembre 2013

In honor of Friday the 13th week, The Cinema Snob takes a look at...this.

Épisode 31 - Gayracula

24 septembre 2013

The Cinema Snob returns with the most fabulous of vampires!

Épisode 32 - Jack the Ripper Goes West

4 octobre 2013

Finally, the true story of Jack the Ripper can be told! Or not.

Épisode 33 - Xtro

12 octobre 2013

The Cinema Snob comes across a not so friendly alien from the 1980s.

Épisode 34 - Halloween

23 octobre 2013

I hear this one has Halloween stuff in it! The Cinema Snob checks out one of the most inspirational slasher films of all time.

Épisode 35 - Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters

31 octobre 2013

Evil!! After the nightmares are over, The Cinema Snob can now post up this piece of WHAT THE FUCK children's entertainment from Mexico!

Épisode 36 - Pussy Talk 2

4 novembre 2013

That's right, there's another one of these movies. These vaginas won't stop talking!!

Épisode 37 - Don't Go in the Woods...Alone!

13 novembre 2013

When are people going to learn to take the advice given to us in titles that start with "Don't."

Épisode 38 - Basket Case

19 novembre 2013

Some days it's nice to be an only child.

Épisode 39 - Turkish I Spit on Your Grave

25 novembre 2013

This Thanksgiving, The Snob returns to the land of Turkey to check out their own version of I Spit on Your Grave. Yep, this actually exists, and it's just horrible!

Épisode 40 - Let My Puppets Come

3 décembre 2013

Now we know why they call him Guy Smiley!

Épisode 41 - Russian The Hobbit

11 décembre 2013

Don't have enough time to see the new Hobbit films? Perhaps this Russian 1985 version will be up your alley!

Épisode 42 - Silent Night, Deadly Night

19 décembre 2013

After spotlighting some of the sequels in previous years, The Cinema Snob finally takes a look at the original 1984 controversial slasher film "Silent Night, Deadly Night."

Épisode 1 - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

12 janvier 2014

The Cinema Snob returns, and for the first episode of the year, it's time to take a look at Robert Stigwood's 1978 musical film version of The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. A shining example of 70s What the FUCK Hollywood?!?

Épisode 2 - E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody

22 janvier 2014

That's right, it's the 4th E.T. porno spoof, and this one's this one brand new, released just last year!

Épisode 3 - The Conqueror

4 février 2014

Remember that time John Wayne played Genghis Khan in a movie filmed downwind from a nuclear testing site? Yep, this happened.

Épisode 4 - Endless Love

10 février 2014

Before the remake comes out, it's time to check out the GOD AWFUL 1981 version of Scott Spencer's novel. Seriously, this movie is an insane piece of SHIT.

Épisode 5 - Fatal Games

19 février 2014

The Cinema Snob skips through winter and goes right to the summer with this Olympics themed horror film!

Épisode 6 - Hitler's Harlot

25 février 2014

Frequently the question has been asked, which movie did I stop watching and decide not to do an episode on. I've always answered that that movie was Hitler's Harlot. So...here's an episode on Hitler's Harlot.

Épisode 7 - Caddyshack II

11 mars 2014

The Shack Is Back! Er, well, not really...

Épisode 8 - Ilsa, The Wicked Warden

19 mars 2014

Ilsa returns! This time as a sadistic warden of a 3rd world mental facility!

Épisode 9 - Diary of a Nudist

28 mars 2014

This episode was released directly and exclusively on The Cinema Snob: Nudies, Rudies & Crudies DVD set, due to Brad Jones' desire to release another Cinema Snob DVD and the heavy amount of nudity shown in the film...as well as the review.

Épisode 10 - Jailbait Babysitter

28 mars 2014

Épisode 11 - The Infernal Rapist

28 mars 2014

Épisode 12 - 48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex

28 mars 2014

Épisode 13 - Ninja Champion

2 avril 2014

Leave it to Godfrey Ho to bring us this crazy ass rape/revenge movie, complete with ninjas!

Épisode 14 - Black Love

8 avril 2014

Herschell Gordon Lewis, one of the true Godfathers of Gore, gives us this 1971 expose on the art of black love making!

Épisode 15 - Two of a Kind

15 avril 2014

Hey remember the time John Travolta and Olivia Newton John reunited for a 1983 romantic comedy where God threatens to destroy the world unless these two hook up?

Épisode 16 - Sasquatch Week: Curse of Bigfoot

28 avril 2014

Sasquatch Week has begun! Could things only go up from Curse of Bigfoot, or is the worst yet to come?

Épisode 17 - Sasquatch Week: The Geek 2

29 avril 2014

Sasquatch Week continues, and this time, do they finally get that filthy animal??

Épisode 18 - Sasquatch Week: To Catch a Yeti

30 avril 2014

The Cinema Snob braves through To Catch a Yeti, the Nukie of Sasquatch Week. Easily one of the worst films the Snob has endured.

Épisode 19 - Sasquatch Week: Black River Monster

1 mai 2014

Today on Sasquatch Week, Sasquatch goes all Shot on Shitteo on us!!

Épisode 20 - Sasquatch Week: The Legend of Boggy Creek

2 mai 2014

The Cinema Snob wraps up Sasquatch Week with the 1972 cult classic The Legend of Boggy Creek!

Épisode 21 - Mommie Dearest

7 mai 2014

Mother's Day is right around the corner, so The Cinema Snob checks out a movie that's the mother of all movies named Mommie Dearest!

Épisode 22 - Godzilla's Revenge

13 mai 2014

Before the new Godzilla film comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out "Godzilla's Revenge," often considered to be one of the worst in the franchise.

Épisode 23 - Drive

21 mai 2014

No, not that Drive, this 1974 gay porn is about a homicidal drag queen hell bent on world domination by destroying all cocks and sex drives!

Épisode 24 - Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell

1 juin 2014

From director John T. Bone, the Samurai Sluts are here to fight for truth, justice, and Asian Stereotypes!!

Épisode 25 - Friday the 13th, Part 3: 3D

11 juin 2014

The Cinema Snob enters the 3rd Dimension for the special All 3-D episode!! Sidenote, audio in the on camera bits is slightly different than the voice over portions; tweaked it as much as I could, still hope you enjoy! A very special thanks to camera-man and 3-D Supervisor Ed Glaser! http://www.neonharbor.com

Épisode 26 - The Stepfather

15 juin 2014

The Cinema Snob spends his Father's Day with one of the scariest fathers of them all, Terry O'Quinn!

Épisode 27 - Robot Wars

25 juin 2014

It's giant robots fighting season again, so The Cinema Snob checks out one of the spiritual sequels to Robot Jox, the 1993 film Robot Wars!

Épisode 28 - Wired

1 juillet 2014

Remember the time they made a biopic of John Belushi, where his ghost is being led around by his Puerto Rican cab driving guardian angel?

Épisode 29 - Brazilian Planet of the Apes

13 juillet 2014

Before The Tramps took on Star Wars in Brazilian Star Wars, they took a stab at Planet of the Apes!

Épisode 30 - The Babe Ruth Story

21 juillet 2014

While he was busy being a baseball legend, Babe Ruth still found the time to cure cancer, save animals, and cause a crippled boy to walk! What a guy!

Épisode 31 - Hercules

24 juillet 2014

Will any new Hercules film be able to top Lou Ferrigno throwing things into outer space?

Épisode 32 - The Adventures of Hercules II

30 juillet 2014

Lou Ferrigno returns as Hercules, but more importantly, does he throw anything else into outer space?

Épisode 33 - The Lonely Lady

4 août 2014

Pia Zadora stars in this notoriously bad piece of WTF Hollywood, about a struggling screenwriter who braves a world of schizophrenic men and garden hoses. It's the Showgirls of the 80s!

Épisode 34 - Driller: A Sexual Thriller

16 août 2014

You've seen porno spoofs of movies, now how about a porno spoof of a music video.

Épisode 35 - 42nd Street Forever, Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion

19 août 2014

The Cinema Snob must decide what to do for a future Snob episode, so it's time to take a look at a collection of more wacky exploitation trailers, from Survive! to Devil Times Five to The Happy Hooker Goes Hollywood!

Épisode 36 - Devil Times Five

28 août 2014

It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals!

Épisode 37 - Cut-Throats Nine

31 août 2014

While anxiously awaiting the release of next year's The Hateful Eight, The Cinema Snob checks out one of the bleakest and most gruesome westerns of the 70s, Cut-Throats Nine!

Épisode 38 - At Long Last Love

8 septembre 2014

Cinema Snob kicks off Musical March (in September) with At Long Last Love, a harmless but poorly received 1975 musical with Burt Reynolds and Sybill Shepherd, and half the cast of Blazing Saddles

Épisode 39 - The Apple

16 septembre 2014

Musical March (in September) continues as the Snob reviews a bizarre 1980 Faustian musical that's set in 1994.

Épisode 40 - Shock Treatment

22 septembre 2014

Believe it or not...no, he's not walking on air. The Rocky Horror Picture Show had a sequel. From 1982: Shock Treatment, which the Cinema Snob reviews for Musical March (in September).

Épisode 41 - Can't Stop The Music

30 septembre 2014

Musical March (in September) concludes with a musical so bad it may have killed the disco era

Épisode 42 - The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude

6 octobre 2014

Returning to his favorite genre: Shot on Shitteo, the Cinema Snob selects a really poorly made movie with barely audible sound, terrible acting and it delivers none of what it promises.

Épisode 43 - Fun in Balloon Land

15 octobre 2014

NOPE!!!!!

Épisode 44 - Halloween II

27 octobre 2014

Last year, The Cinema Snob spotlighted John Carpenter's classic Halloween. Now, what does he think of this sequel?

Épisode 45 - Down and Dirty Duck

3 novembre 2014

The Cinema Snob dives into the world of 1970s adult animation, with the Flo & Eddie movie "Down and Dirty Duck."

Épisode 46 - A Nightmare on Elm Street

11 novembre 2014

In honor of the 30th Anniversary of the Elm Street franchise, The Cinema Snob takes a look at the original film that started it all.

Épisode 47 - Black Rage

17 novembre 2014

The Cinema Snob checks out this truly AWFUL film from 1974, whose most entertaining asset is its ridiculous box cover.

Épisode 48 - Turkish First Blood

24 novembre 2014

Direct from Turkey, it's one of the most insane Rambo related films you'll see!

Épisode 49 - Foreskin Gump

1 décembre 2014

A stupid movie is as a stupid movie does.

Épisode 50 - Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation

9 décembre 2014

What does this story of demon worms, office politics, and witches have to do with Silent Night Deadly Night?

Épisode 1 - Zombie

5 janvier 2015

The Cinema Snob returns for an all new year of movies, starting with Lucio Fulci's notorious cult horror film Zombie, aka Zombi 2.

Épisode 2 - Cruisin' 57

12 janvier 2015

It's just like American Graffiti, only a lot more shaved! Featuring the return of The Bros!

Épisode 3 - Hell of the Living Dead

19 janvier 2015

After many years, The Cinema Snob finally returns to the land of Bruno Mattei, for one of the most entertaining Italian zombie movies of the era. Aka "Virus" and "Night of the Zombies."

Épisode 4 - Suspiria

2 février 2015

The Cinema Snob checks out Dario Argento's masterpiece Suspiria!

Épisode 5 - Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

9 février 2015

Oh no, is this the last one?!? Well, in 1984, it might have been.

Épisode 6 - Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?

16 février 2015

The question that must be answered, such as when is it a porno spoof, and when is it false advertising?

Épisode 7 - Beyond the Darkness: Buio Omega

23 février 2015

From Joe D'Amato, it's the classic tale of guy loses girl, guy stuffs girl, guy kills a hitchhiker.

Épisode 8 - The House by the Cemetery

1 mars 2015

Bob.

Épisode 9 - Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning

9 mars 2015

Since the Snob has already done the 5th Friday the 13th film, that means there's only one logical conclusion: the porno spoof.

Épisode 10 - Miami Connection

23 mars 2015

Ninja bikers have seized the city's drug supply, and only a Tae Kwon Do college band can stop them!

Épisode 11 - Jungle Holocaust

30 mars 2015

From the director of "Cannibal Holocaust," it's Ruggero Deodato's first cannibal adventure into the Amazon.

Épisode 12 - Exorcist II: The Heretic

6 avril 2015

It's the sequel that brings us what the original was missing. Locust costumes and dream machines.

Épisode 13 - The Crippled Avengers

29 avril 2015

The Cinema Snob returns with a tale of revenge and steel hands!

Épisode 14 - Top Dog

7 mai 2015

The only thing that can stop a group of domestic terrorists from blowing shit up is Chuck Norris and a dog!

Épisode 15 - Hard Knuckle

17 mai 2015

It's Mad Max meets The Hustler, with a little bit of finger chopping thrown in there!

Épisode 16 - Heaven's Gate (Part 1)

5 juin 2015

It's The Cinema Snob's 300th episode, and he takes a look at one of the most notorious bombs in movie history, Michael Cimino's Heaven's Gate!!

Épisode 17 - Dinosaur Island

11 juin 2015

The only thing that can save a group of amazon babes from Dinosaurs is Ross Hagen and a group of army misfits!

Épisode 18 - Heaven’s Gate (Part 2)

17 juin 2015

The Cinema Snob tries very hard to continue on with Heaven's Gate, while a producer attempts to keep the episode under budget.

Épisode 19 - Heaven’s Gate (Part 3)

25 juin 2015

The Cinema Snob watches the conclusion of Heaven's Gate, while a documentary chronicles the Heaven's Gate review mishaps.

Épisode 20 - The Penetrator

29 juin 2015

It can't be bargained with. It can't reasoned with. But you can fuck it.

Épisode 21 - Windows

9 juillet 2015

Talia Shire is stalked by her lesbian neighbor Elizabeth Ashley, in the only directorial effort from cinematographer Gordon Willis!

Épisode 22 - Ghosts can't do it

14 juillet 2015

One of the worst things in the history of things.

Épisode 23 - Blast-Off Girls

22 juillet 2015

Can anyone stop that scumbag Boojie Baker?!?!

Épisode 24 - Bingo

30 juillet 2015

From the writer of several Guillermo Del Toro horror films, comes this weird ass family dog movie from the early 90s!

Épisode 25 - The Fantastic Four

2 août 2015

Before the new Fantastic Four comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the Roger Corman version from 1994.

Épisode 26 - A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot

19 août 2015

All the grass in the world wouldn't make this pot movie easy to sit through!

Épisode 27 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

24 août 2015

The Cinema Snob looks at the hidden subtexts of Freddy's Revenge!

Épisode 28 - The New York Ripper

31 août 2015

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!!!

Épisode 29 - Staying Alive

8 septembre 2015

Musical March (in September) returns, as The Cinema Snob takes a look at Sylvester Stallone's 1983 sequel to Saturday Night Fever!

Épisode 30 - Little Rita of the West

14 septembre 2015

Musical March (in September) continues in this musical spaghetti western, where Little Rita and Trinity vow to destroy the world's gold by stealing it from both The Man with No Name and Django.

Épisode 31 - Fangs

21 septembre 2015

The Cinema Snob tries to make sense out of the Egyptian version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Épisode 32 - Xanadu

29 septembre 2015

It's the final entry in Musical March (in September), so The Cinema Snob finds out if he'll Xanado or Xanadon't!

Épisode 33 - Black is Beautiful

5 octobre 2015

First there was Black Love, and now there's Black Is Beautiful! Yep, more exploitation documentaries about black people having sex!

Épisode 34 - Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

11 octobre 2015

The night he came back home, because why not.

Épisode 35 - The Passion of the Christ

19 octobre 2015

The Cinema Snob and The Nostalgia Critic team up for one of the most controversial films of all time, The Passion of the Christ!

Épisode 36 - Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

26 octobre 2015

Michael Myers is back, for some kind of revenge too!

Épisode 37 - Suckula

2 novembre 2015

The Cinema Snob checks out a movie where the vampires really suck.

Épisode 38 - Friday the 13th, Part VI: Jason Lives

9 novembre 2015

It's the 3rd Friday the 13th week of the year, so The Cinema Snob checks out Jason's funny return to the series!

Épisode 39 - Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas

16 novembre 2015

The Cinema Snob finds out that the way to save Christmas is to make a movie so bad that it ends up on imdb's bottom 100!

Épisode 40 - Ms. Velma's Most Incredibly Magnificent Christmas Week

23 novembre 2015

aka "Ms Velma's This Is Christmas in America," it's like if an insane asylum put on a Christmas special in the same universe as Fun in Balloon Land!

Épisode 41 - Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas

30 novembre 2015

Halleluyer, The Cinema Snob reviews a Madea movie.

Épisode 42 - Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

7 décembre 2015

A Christmas movie this season that's finally Lloyd Approved.

Épisode 43 - The Star Wars Holiday Special

14 décembre 2015

But will the new Star Wars movie tell us more about Life Day and feature Jefferson Starship?

Épisode 44 - Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker

22 décembre 2015

Find out if Mickey Rooney as a mad toymaker has anything to do with the previous Silent Night Deadly Nights!

Épisode 1 - Old Fashioned

11 janvier 2016

The Cinema Snob kicks off the 2016 season with one of the worst romance films ever made!

Épisode 2 - Enter the Ninja

18 janvier 2016

The Cinema Snob checks out Cannon's Enter the Ninja, starring Franco Nero, one of the earliest 1980s ninja entries!

Épisode 3 - Zombi 3

25 janvier 2016

The Cinema Snob returns to Italian horror with a film combining Lucio Fulci, Bruno Mattei and Claudio Fragasso!

Épisode 4 - The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure

3 février 2016

Do you like bubbles?

Épisode 5 - War Room

8 février 2016

Clean out your finest closets, because it's time for The Cinema Snob to review War Room!

Épisode 6 - Nazi Love Island

11 février 2016

Nazi Love Island, starring John Holmes, (a.k.a. Prisoner of Paradise) is a 1980 sexploitation film directed by Gail Palmer and Bob Chinn. A shipwrecked sailor rescues two American nurses from a Nazi officer in the South Pacific. Only available on "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies" DVD.

Épisode 7 - Second Glance

15 février 2016

Hey Scotty? New Snob episode, man.

Épisode 8 - If Footmen Tire You What Will Horses Do?

22 février 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews something so bizarre it makes Ms Velma look like Pee Wee's Playhouse!

Épisode 9 - Orgasmo Esotico

28 février 2016

The Cinema Snob's review of 1982's sexploitation film Orgasmo Esotico, from director Mario Siciliano. Produced by Joe D'Amato peddler of such classics as PORNO HOLOCAUST and EROTIC NIGHTS OF THE LIVING DEAD. The full, uncut review is only available on 'THE CINEMA SNOB'S UNEROTIC FANTASIES', now on DVD at http://www.walkawayentertainment.com

Épisode 10 - Death Wish II

29 février 2016

In the early 80s, Cannon Films secured the rights to the Death Wish franchise starring Charles Bronson. Lets see how things changed.

Épisode 11 - The Rites Of Uranus

2 mars 2016

Épisode 12 - Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

7 mars 2016

The Cinema Snob sees what happens when Cannon Films gets a chance to make a Superman movie!

Épisode 13 - Turkish Batman

14 mars 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1973 Turkish version of Batman.

Épisode 14 - Wonder Woman 1974

21 mars 2016

Before Wonder Woman went to series, there was a 1974 TV-movie pilot with a slightly different interpretation of the character.

Épisode 15 - God's Not Dead

28 mars 2016

The Cinema Snob checks out the first God's Not Dead before the sequel comes out!

Épisode 16 - Oh! Heavenly Dog

4 avril 2016

Remember the time Chevy Chase played a PI who is killed and comes back as Benji the Dog?

Épisode 17 - Going Bananas

11 avril 2016

Remember the time Cannon Film made a talking monkey movie with Dom Deluise?

Épisode 18 - The Pretender

18 avril 2016

What happens when a 30 year old high school student pretends to be Christian to woo the religious girl?

Épisode 19 - Crime of the Age

25 avril 2016

A detective is called in to solve the crime of the age! A book has been stolen at Bible Camp!!

Épisode 20 - Captain America

11 mai 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1990 version of Captain America.

Épisode 21 - Friday The 13th Part VII: The New Blood

13 mai 2016

The Cinema Snob celebrates Friday the 13th by reviewing The New Blood.

Épisode 22 - 3 Dev Adam

19 mai 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews 3 Dev Adam, aka Three Giant Men, aka Turkish Captain America and Santo vs Spider-Man.

Épisode 23 - Power Pack

23 mai 2016

Brad reviews the live action TV pilot for Power Pack!

Épisode 24 - Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles

30 mai 2016

The Cinema Snob looks at this rather different take on the Ninja Turtles.

Épisode 25 - The Slumber Party Massacre

6 juin 2016

The pillow fights at this slumber party have been replaced with a serial killer and a power drill!

Épisode 26 - Satan Bite the Dust

14 juin 2016

The Cinema Snob switches things up a bit by reviewing the Satan Bite the Dust music video by Carman!

Épisode 27 - Slumber Party Massacre II

20 juin 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the bizarre sequel to The Slumber Party Massacre.

Épisode 28 - Independence Day 1983

27 juin 2016

As chosen by Patreon subscribers, The Cinema Snob reviews an early 80s melodrama that happens to be called Independence Day.

Épisode 29 - Tarzan, the Ape Man

6 juillet 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews a Tarzan movie from the director of Ghosts Can't Do It.

Épisode 30 - Ghost Fever

12 juillet 2016

The winner of this Viewer's Choice episode is a Sherman Hemsley haunted house comedy that is so bad it sullies the name of Alan Smithee!

Épisode 31 - Sex Trek

18 juillet 2016

The Cinema Snob goes where many men and women have gone before.

Épisode 32 - Strokémon

25 juillet 2016

Sometimes you need to take a break from Pokemon Go and watch something that will give you nightmares.

Épisode 33 - A Talking Cat!?!

1 août 2016

You will believe a cat can talk.

Épisode 34 - Bushwhacked

8 août 2016

The Cinema Snob misses out on something Suicide Squad related, and instead gets struck with Bushwhacked Fever!

Épisode 35 - The Buttercream Gang

15 août 2016

They're gonna buttercream all over this town!

Épisode 36 - The Burning Hell

22 août 2016

Estus Pirkle returns in this follow up to "If Footmen Tire You" to tell you exactly why you're going to hell!

Épisode 37 - Donald Tramp

29 août 2016

You've seen Strokemon and 10 Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, but now they've gone too far!

Épisode 38 - Grease 2

5 septembre 2016

Musical March (in September) begins again, with a movie that is NOT the word!

Épisode 39 - The Identical

12 septembre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews The Identical.

Épisode 40 - Breakin'

19 septembre 2016

Time to pop n lock and work the kinks out of your neck, because Musical March (in September) continues with this breakdancing film from The Cannon Group!

Épisode 41 - Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

26 septembre 2016

Musical March in September comes to a close as The Cinema Snob takes a look at the sequel to Breakin' with the familiar subtitle.

Épisode 42 - Trick or Treat

3 octobre 2016

The ghost of a dead hard rocker haunts a small town, and the only thing to stop him is Skippy from Family Ties!

Épisode 43 - Spaced Invaders

10 octobre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews this 1990 Halloween set comedy about a group of martians who attempt to invade a small town!

Épisode 44 - Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

17 octobre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the theatrical cut of the very troubled Halloween 6.

Épisode 45 - A Halloween Puppy

24 octobre 2016

From David DeCoteau, the director of A Talking Cat, comes a Halloween themed film also featuring Eric Roberts as a talking animal!

Épisode 46 - Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut

31 octobre 2016

Who needs one Halloween 6 when you can have two?

Épisode 47 - Doctor Strange

21 novembre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1978 made for tv version of Doctor Strange!

Épisode 48 - Dangerous Men

24 novembre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews this Patreon suggested movie Dangerous Men.

Épisode 49 - Last Ounce of Courage

28 novembre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the War on Christmas movie Last Ounce of Courage.

Épisode 50 - The Magic Christmas Tree

5 décembre 2016

In the tradition of such classics as Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny and Santa Clause Conquers the Martians, here's a bit of insanity called The Magic Christmas Tree!

Épisode 51 - Silent Night, Bloody Night

12 décembre 2016

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1972 horror film Silent Night Bloody Night!

Épisode 52 - Dear Santa

19 décembre 2016

The Cinema Snob and The Nostalgia Critic team up to review Dear Santa.

Épisode 53 - Bat Pussy Re-review

21 janvier 2016

Snob's re-review of the notorious Bat Pussy! "The Cinema Snob's Unerotic Fantasies" is coming this February to DVD!

Épisode 54 - The Farmer's Daughters

28 janvier 2016

Snob reviews 1976's X-rated 'The Farmer's Daughter', written and directed by Zebedy Colt. The full, uncut review is only available on THE CINEMA SNOB'S UNEROTIC FANTASIES, now on DVD at http://www.walkawayentertainment.com

Épisode 1 - Reefer Madness

2 janvier 2017

The Cinema Snob begins 2017 with a story that could happen to your children, or YOURS!

Épisode 2 - Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 1)

9 janvier 2017

In the first part of this 2 part episode, The Cinema Snob looks at Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes a Boat.

Épisode 3 - Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (Part 2)

12 janvier 2017

Now that we've seen Jason take a boat, we can finally see him take Manhattan. Kinda. Sorta.

Épisode 4 - I'm Not Ashamed

18 janvier 2017

That's right, it's the Pure Flix Columbine movie.

Épisode 5 - Macho Man

23 janvier 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews this Patreon suggested movie, Macho Man.

Épisode 6 - Glen or Glenda

30 janvier 2017

The Cinema Snob finally visits the world of notorious director Edward D. Wood Jr.

Épisode 7 - The Beyond

6 février 2017

The Cinema Snob spotlights the works of Lucio Fulci this month for Fulcuary, beginning with his 1981 masterpiece The Beyond!

Épisode 8 - Manhattan Baby

13 février 2017

Bob Returns!

Épisode 9 - City of the Living Dead

20 février 2017

The Cinema Snob visits Lucio Fulci's City of the Living Dead, where there may in fact be zombies.

Épisode 10 - Conquest

27 février 2017

And the winner of last week's Patreon poll is the batshit crazy Lucio Fulci fantasy film, Conquest!

Épisode 11 - King Dong

6 mars 2017

They don't call him the eighth wonder of the world for nothing!

Épisode 12 - Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

13 mars 2017

The meeting of Bela Lugosi and a gorilla that everyone was asking for, complete with Martin & Lewis impersonators!

Épisode 13 - Mighty Muffin Pounder Rangers

20 mars 2017

From the creators of Strokemon, The Cinema Snob sits through this Power Rangers parody with a little help from someone to keep his references in line!

Épisode 14 - God's Club

27 mars 2017

Evil atheist Lorenzo Lamas wants to put and end to the Bible club, and only Stephen Baldwin can stop him!

Épisode 15 - The Smuffs

3 avril 2017

The Cinema Snob smurfin smurfin smurf smurf smurfin smurf.

Épisode 16 - Zombies on Broadway

10 avril 2017

You've seen Bela Lugosi team up with a Martin and Lewis knockoff, now see Bela Lugosi team up with an Abbott and Costello knockoff!

Épisode 17 - God's Not Dead 2

17 avril 2017

The Cinema Snob finally checks out the sequel to God's Not Dead!

Épisode 18 - Another Son of Sam

24 avril 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews this entry into the hall of fame of Holy Shit!

Épisode 19 - Gnardians of the Galaxy

1 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob checks out this Guardians of the Galaxy parody before the sequel comes out!

Épisode 20 - Unidentified Flying Oddball

8 mai 2017

Remember that time Dennis Dugan played a spaceman who ends up in King Arthur's Court?

Épisode 21 - Windy City

15 mai 2017

The 1984 melodrama Windy City finally won the Patreon poll! How can so much excitement be packed into one episode?!?

Épisode 22 - Pirates

22 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob checks out the 2005 film Pirates, one of the most expensive adult films ever made.

Épisode 23 - Erotic Nights of the Living Dead

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Erotic Nights of the Living Dead! The first part of the 10th Anniversary Episode Dump!

Épisode 24 - Night of the Seagulls

29 mai 2017

In the 2nd Cinema Snob 10th Anniversary episode dump, the Snob review Night of the Seagulls as a follow up to the 2008 episode Horror of the Zombies.

Épisode 25 - The Other Deep Throat II

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews another movie called Deep Throat 2 as a follow up to his 2009 episode on Deep Throat Part II.

Épisode 26 - Caligula III

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews another Caligula fake sequel.

Épisode 27 - Cannibal Holocaust 2

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the in name only sequel to Cannibal Holocaust as a follow up to his 2011 episode.

Épisode 28 - That Nazty Nuisance

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob tries to remember a 2012 episode so he can remember its sequel.

Épisode 29 - Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Crackerjack 2.

Épisode 30 - Return to Boggy Creek

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1977 sequel to The Legend of Boggy Creek.

Épisode 31 - Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit, Part Two

29 mai 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the sequel to Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit.

Épisode 32 - Slumber Party Massacre III

29 mai 2017

And the final part of The Cinema Snob's 10th Anniversary Binge Watch, Slumber Party Massacre III.

Épisode 33 - Darna Vs. The Planet Women

5 juin 2017

The Cinema Snob looks at the Philippines answer to Wonder Woman!

Épisode 34 - Santo and the Vengeance of the Mummy

12 juin 2017

When searching for a mummy in the jungle, you really need El Santo at your side the whole time.

Épisode 35 - The Little Cars in The Great Race

19 juin 2017

The Cinema Snob enters the world of Video Brinquedo with the first in their Cars knockoff series.

Épisode 36 - Gladiformers

26 juin 2017

The Cinema Snob isn't done with Video Brinquedo yet, as he watches their Transformers knock off, Gladiformers.

Épisode 37 - Spanker-Man

3 juillet 2017

Before the release of Spider-Man Homecoming, The Cinema Snob sits through a slightly naughtier Spider-Man.

Épisode 38 - Playmate of the Apes

10 juillet 2017

The Cinema Snob checks out the spoof, Playmate of the Apes.

Épisode 39 - Sex and the City

17 juillet 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the movie version of Sex and the City.

Épisode 40 - Christian Mingle: The Movie

24 juillet 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the movie version of Christian Mingle.

Épisode 41 - Sex and the City 2

31 juillet 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Sex and the City 2.

Épisode 42 - Double Down

7 août 2017

The Cinema Snob finally enters the world of Neil Breen, with Double Down!

Épisode 43 - Voiceless

14 août 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Voiceless.

Épisode 44 - Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot

21 août 2017

Remember that time Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty teamed up to stop a group of illegal arms dealers?

Épisode 45 - Dancin': It's On!

4 septembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Dancin It's On.

Épisode 46 - Song of the South

11 septembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Song of the South for Musical March (in September).

Épisode 47 - Hi-Tops

18 septembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Hi-Tops for Musical March (in September).

Épisode 48 - My Little Pony: The Movie

25 septembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1986 My Little Pony: The Movie to conclude this year's Musical March (in September).

Épisode 49 - Halloween H20

2 octobre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Halloween H20.

Épisode 50 - Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

9 octobre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Jason Goes to Hell.

Épisode 51 - Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea Halloween

16 octobre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the first Madea Halloween movie.

Épisode 52 - A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

23 octobre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Elm Street 3.

Épisode 53 - Halloween: Resurrection

30 octobre 2017

Halloween season comes to an end with Michael Myers vs Busta Rhymes.

Épisode 54 - Mr. No Legs

6 novembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews The Amazing Mr. No Legs.

Épisode 55 - Bummer!

13 novembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Bummer!

Épisode 56 - He Knows You're Alone

20 novembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews He Knows You're Alone.

Épisode 57 - Christmas with a Capital C

27 novembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Christmas with a Capital C.

Épisode 58 - Santa's Christmas Elf (Named Calvin)

4 décembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews Santa's Christmas Elf Named Calvin.

Épisode 59 - The Star Wars Christmas Special Commercial Breaks

11 décembre 2017

The Cinema Snob reviews the commercials that aired during The Star Wars Holiday Special.

Épisode 60 - A Christmas Kiss

18 décembre 2017

This Christmas, even you can share a kiss in an elevator with a total stranger who turns out to be your boss' boyfriend!

Épisode 1 - The Buttercream Gang in Secret of Treasure Mountain

1 janvier 2018

Time to start the new year out right! With more buttercreaming!

Épisode 2 - The Believer's Heaven

8 janvier 2018 - 4/5

The Cinema Snob reviews The Believer's Heaven.

Épisode 3 - I Am Here....Now

22 janvier 2018

The Cinema Snob continues into the world of Neil Breen, who this time casts himself as the messiah!

Épisode 4 - The Little Cars 2: Rodopolis Adventures

29 janvier 2018

The Little Cars return in a movie that has neither a Rodopolis nor does it have adventures.

Épisode 5 - Ed

5 février 2018

Friendsuary begins now with the Matt LeBlanc monkey baseball movie!

Épisode 6 - Kissing a Fool

12 février 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Kissing a Fool for Friendsuary.

Épisode 7 - Three to Tango

19 février 2018

Now it's Matthew Perry's turn in a love triangle comedy, as Friendsuary continues with Three to Tango!

Épisode 8 - Marci X

26 février 2018

The Cinema Snob concludes Friendsuary by reviewing Marci X.

Épisode 9 - Death Wish 3

5 mars 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Death Wish 3.

Épisode 10 - Tugrats

12 mars 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Tugrats.

Épisode 11 - Monguito: The Argentinian E.T.

19 mars 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Los Extraterrestres, the E.T. knockoff from Argentina!

Épisode 12 - Let There be Light

26 mars 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Let There Be Light.

Épisode 13 - Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure

31 mars 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Baby Huey's Great Easter Adventure.

Épisode 14 - Jason X

9 avril 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Jason X.

Épisode 15 - Sex and the City 3

16 avril 2018

Wait, Sex and the City 3? It had been said this sequel was canceled, and even if it wasn't, who would still be expected to give a shit after all these years? The Cinema Snob, of course. And, fittingly enough, this is not a sequel, but a porno spoof. Could a porno spoof be better than the official movies? What the Snob discovers will shock you.

Épisode 16 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

30 avril 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 film A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.

Épisode 17 - A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child

7 mai 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

Épisode 18 - Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare

14 mai 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.

Épisode 19 - Wes Craven's New Nightmare

21 mai 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Wes Craven's New Nightmare.

Épisode 20 - Star Babe

28 mai 2018

With a whole galaxy of Star Wars porn parodies, where did it all start? The Cinema Snob travels back a long time ago to a perverted galaxy that is thankfully far, far away to look at Star Babe, the original Star Wars porno that came out (pun intended) the same year as the first movie.

Épisode 21 - Carman: Great God

4 juin 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews the Carman video Great God.

Épisode 22 - The Illusionauts

13 juin 2018

Have you ever wanted to watch a foreign CGI travesty in which a mish-mosh of classic characters of literature have to be rescued by a mish-mosh of children superhero movies? Of course you haven't, which is why the Cinema Snob is happy to watch it for you.

Épisode 23 - Stepfather 2: Make Room For Daddy

17 juin 2018

In honor or Father's Day, the Cinema Snob goes back to visit the big daddy of patriarchal slasher flicks. New identity, new family, same M.O.

Épisode 24 - Carnosaur

25 juin 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Carnosaur.

Épisode 25 - The Wasp Woman

2 juillet 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1959 film The Wasp Woman.

Épisode 26 - Freddy vs. Jason

9 juillet 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Freddy vs. Jason (2003).

Épisode 27 - The Cinema Snob Movie: Part 1

15 juillet 2018

The Snob reviews a movie that chronicles the tragic, yet inspirational tale of Craig Golightly.

Épisode 28 - The Cinema Snob Movie: Part 2

22 juillet 2018

The Snob continues his look at the adventurous tale of that stalwart star of adult films, Craig Golightly.

Épisode 29 - Hillary's America

6 août 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews a shoddy "documentary" that features a conservative's biased and outdated views on the Democratic Party.

Épisode 30 - Fateful Findings

13 août 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Fateful Findings.

Épisode 31 - Persecuted

20 août 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Persecuted.

Épisode 32 - Mobsters and Mormons

27 août 2018

What happens when a mob family under Witness Protection has to relocate to a Mormon neighborhood? Wacky and improbable hijinks, so sayeth the Snob.

Épisode 33 - Rock Around the Clock

3 septembre 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews Rock Around the Clock. Musical March (in September has begun), and this month we're looking at solid gold rock n' roll films of the 50s and 60s!

Épisode 34 - Wild Guitar

10 septembre 2018

Musical March in September continues as The Cinema Snob reviews the Arch Hall Jr. classic, Wild Guitar!

Épisode 35 - Go, Johnny, Go!

17 septembre 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1959 rock film Go Johnny Go, for Musical March (in September)!

Épisode 36 - Shake, Rattle & Rock!

23 septembre 2018

Musical March in September concludes with this story of how Rock n Roll is saved by Mannix and Winnie the Pooh!

Épisode 37 - Rob Zombie's Halloween

1 octobre 2018

The Halloween season begins as the Snob reviews Rob Zombie's Halloween (2007). Haven't you always wanted to see the classic characters from the original be white trash Maury Povich rejects?

Épisode 38 - Wacko

8 octobre 2018

The Cinema Snob is going wacko after reviewing Rob Zombie's Halloween, and knows he'll inevitably have to do the worse sequel later on, so he feels it's a good time to stop and review something goofy. Wacko is a horror movie spoof that came out before horror movie spoofs were done to death. So, what is Wacko, besides the fact it was made? Nobody knows.

Épisode 39 - Rob Zombie's Halloween II

15 octobre 2018

Rob Zombie's Halloween-like it or hate it-did well enough to spawn a sequel, and if you thought Halloween 6, and Resurrection, were the worst films of the series, brother, you ain't seen nothing yet. This makes Halloween (2007) look like Halloween (1978). The Cinema Snob steps up to review the incestuous, depraved, tasteless, guileless, witless, vapid, arid, white trash Halloween II.

Épisode 40 - The Day After Halloween

22 octobre 2018

A week before Halloween, the Cinema Snob reviews The Day After Halloween, which has nothing to do with Halloween (1978), or the season of Halloween. What's it about? What ISN'T it about - besides Halloween.

Épisode 41 - The Town That Dreaded Sundown

5 novembre 2018

This is the story of the Snob who dreaded his fan voting for him to review The Town That Dreaded Sundown, a movie he's long since referenced, but never reviewed. Was it worth the wait?

Épisode 42 - The Puppet Inside Me

12 novembre 2018

The Cinema Snob reviews another puppet porno, because - he hasn't filled his quota of strange pornos for the month. So, if you wanna see puppets screw, then - get help.

Épisode 43 - Spongeknob Squarenuts

19 novembre 2018

Ohhh, who stars in a porno under the sea? Spongeknob Squarenuts. Who makes a porn spoof that no one should see? Spongeknob Squarenuts. What is the Snob reviewing today? Spongeknob Squarenuts. It's a Spongebob porno, make it go away. Spongeknob Squarenuts.

Épisode 44 - Santa Visits the Magic Land of Mother Goose

26 novembre 2018

No better way to ring in the Christmas season than the Cinema Snob reviewing yet another warped piece of cinematic tripe that people actually thought children in the 1960s would enjoy, right up there with Fun in Balloon Land, Magic Christmas Tree and Santa's Elf Calvin. Yule have nightmares.

Épisode 45 - A Christmas Kiss II

3 décembre 2018

The Cinema Snob hangs up a sprig of dead mistletoe in the form of A Christmas Kiss II: Second Base.

Épisode 46 - A Little Piece of Heaven

10 décembre 2018

The Cinema Snob revisits an old friend from years past: Kirk Cameron. Before he saved Christmas in 2014, he played a morally bankrupt man who kidnapped children to play with his mentally handicapped sister. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night, my ass.

Épisode 47 - A Christmas Puppy

17 décembre 2018

From the people who brought you A Halloween Puppy comes another bout of false advertising. The Cinema Snob reviews a movie that's hardly about Christmas and barely has a puppy in it. He discovers a very dishonest, yet shrewd marketing gimmick where if you put "Christmas Puppy" as the title of your movie, it's a guaranteed sale.

Épisode 48 - To All a Goodnight

24 décembre 2018

On this festive Christmas Eve, the Cinema Snob reaches into his magic sack - of gifts, you perverts, and presents us with another Christmas slasher movie. What do you get when you take a group of naive girls, stick them at a lonely female finishing school over a weekend and have them be stalked by a maniac in a costume? A porn, or a cheap horror movie? Luckily for the Snob, it's pretty much both.

Épisode 1 - Inchon

7 janvier 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews the notorious bomb Inchon.

Épisode 2 - God's Not Dead 3: A Light in Darkness

21 janvier 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd film from the God's Not Dead, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness.

Épisode 3 - 1941

28 janvier 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews the Steven Spielberg comedy extravaganza, 1941.

Épisode 4 - The Trump Prophecy

4 février 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews the worst film of 2018.

Épisode 5 - A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

11 février 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street.

Épisode 6 - Hellraiser

18 février 2019

The Cinema Snob gets ready to raise some hell, in the form of Clive Barker's sadistic classic, Hellraiser. He's about to find out what sorts of horrors await him in Pandora's big box.

Épisode 7 - The Laygo Movie

25 février 2019

With a second Lego movie assembling in theaters, the Snob decides to check out Wood Rocket's pornographic alternative.

Épisode 8 - Diary of a Mad Black Woman

4 mars 2019

This diary of a grumpy, white Cinema Snob details his look into the very first, full-length Madea movie, to celebrate the release of the (possibly) last Madea movie ever.

Épisode 9 - Left Behind: The Movie

11 mars 2019

You've seen Kirk Cameron save Christmas (and make it extra creepy), now the Cinema Snob invites you to recall the time Cameron tackled the apocalypse. Hey, if Saving Christmas and Little Piece of Heaven didn't cause it, how bad could this be?

Épisode 10 - Leprechaun 2

17 mars 2019

In honor of St. Paddy's day, and the Leprechaun's birthday, the Cinema Snob discovers a pot'o blood and guts with the sequel to the wildly successful Leprechaun, in which our lovable homicidal little nymph is out to claim himself a bride.

Épisode 11 - Hellbound: Hellraiser II

25 mars 2019

After ridding himself of a leprechaun (for now), the Cinema Snob returns to the Cenobites, and sees what Pinhead and the wacky sadomasochistic bunch are up to this time.

Épisode 12 - Pet Sematary

1 avril 2019

Sometimes - the original is better. With a Pet Semetary remake conjuring in theaters soon, the Cinema Snob settles down with Lloyd to watch the 1989 original.

Épisode 13 - Choose Your Own Guttenberg

8 avril 2019

For his 500th episode, the Cinema Snob chronicles the life and career of '80s leading man Steve Guttenberg. Remember him? He was everywhere in the '80s, and then he just disappeared. In a choose-your-own-adventure style review, the Snob looks at where it all began, and where it all left off. Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star - of this review? We do.

Épisode 14 - The Bed Room (The Room Parody)

15 avril 2019

They made a porn parody of The Room? Ha ha, what a funny story, Wood Rocket. This is not the sex life that was randomly inquired about.

Épisode 15 - Nazi Love Camp 27

17 avril 2019

Épisode 16 - Deported Women of the SS Special Section

17 avril 2019

Épisode 17 - She Devils of the SS

17 avril 2019

Épisode 18 - The Red Nights of the Gestapo

17 avril 2019

Épisode 19 - Achtung! The Desert Tigers

17 avril 2019

Épisode 20 - The Berenstain Bears' Easter Surprise

22 avril 2019

Last year, the Cinema Snob spent Easter reviewing a strange movie about a giant, singing duck. This year, it's a strange movie about giant, singing bears.

Épisode 21 - The Amityville Horror

29 avril 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews the original The Amityville Horror.

Épisode 22 - Puppet Master

6 mai 2019

Because the Cinema Snob loves puppets, he's diving into Puppetmaster, another cult horror classic that spawned a million sequels.

Épisode 23 - Gotti

13 mai 2019

The Cinema Snob finds out if the much maligned 2018 John Gotti biopic is really that bad.

Épisode 24 - 10 Awesome Things About Battlefield Earth

20 mai 2019

Since he's seen worse (much, much worse), the Cinema Snob has managed to find ten GOOD things about one of the worst sci-fi movies ever made. Are they really good things, or are they the least bad? Watch and learn.

Épisode 25 - Godzilla, King of the Monsters!

27 mai 2019

The Cinema Snob checks out the American cut of the original Godzilla, starring Raymond Burr!

Épisode 26 - The Zodiac Killer

3 juin 2019

From the director of A Ton of Grass Goes to Pot, The Cinema Snob checks out this 1971 Zodiac Killer movie with an insane backstory!

Épisode 27 - Shaft

10 juin 2019

Who is the man who reviews pornos and exploitation films that they should've banned? Snob. Who is the man who tortures himself for his fellow man? Snob. They say this Cinema Snob is one cynical mother (shut your mouth!) - yeah, he's reviewing Shaft. Can you dig it?

Épisode 28 - Child's Play

17 juin 2019

With the Child's Play remake only days away from release, the Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 original, all the while wondering if his own doll doppelganger is plotting to kill him.

Épisode 29 - The Hollywood Knights

24 juin 2019

The Cinema Snob looks at one of Brad's ten favorite movies of all time, the 1980 comedy The Hollywood Knights!

Épisode 30 - AmeriGeddon

3 juillet 2019

The Cinema Snob celebrates the 4th of July be checking out this 2016 paranoia film featuring Patriot Grandpa from Last Ounce of Courage, Alex Jones as a senator, and directed by Chuck Norris' son!

Épisode 31 - That Darn Cat!

8 juillet 2019

It's the most ambitious Lloyd Approved episode yet, as The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1965 Disney film That Darn Cat!

Épisode 32 - Until September

15 juillet 2019

It's another forgotten melodrama, as The Cinema Snob watches the surprisingly creepy 1984 romance Until September!

Épisode 33 - God's Compass

21 juillet 2019

From the director of The Trump Prophecy, and starring the cast of War Room! Lets see how this goes!

Épisode 34 - Tango & Cash

5 août 2019

With Hobbs and Shaw in theaters, it's time The Cinema Snob look back at the over the top amazingness of Tango and Clash.

Épisode 35 - Pet Sematary Two

14 août 2019

Clancy Brown! John Conner! Goose! Lloyd! There's plenty of craziness to be found in the 1992 sequel to Pet Sematary!

Épisode 36 - Unplanned

19 août 2019

The Cinema Snob braces himself for some R-Rated Pure Flix!

Épisode 37 - Stephen King's It

26 août 2019

Before the It Chapter 2 comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the 1990 miniseries starring Tim Curry as Pennywise!

Épisode 38 - High School Musical

2 septembre 2019

Musical March (in September) hits the stage with High School Musical, the film that started a lame school musical craze in the 2000s.

Épisode 39 - Bollywood Friday the 13th

9 septembre 2019

It's Musical March in September, but also a Friday the 13th week! Thankfully there happens to be an 80s Bollywood musical remake of Friday the 13th featuring a haunted hotel, disco dancing and witches!

Épisode 40 - High School Musical 2

16 septembre 2019

This Musical March in September hasn't been fabulous enough, so The Cinema Snob watches the summer themed High School Musical 2!

Épisode 41 - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

23 septembre 2019

The High School Musical Trilogy is complete for The Cinema Snob, but what will come of next week's episode? And do our heroes graduate high school? Yep.

Épisode 42 - Sunday School Musical

30 septembre 2019

Musical March in September comes to an end as The Cinema Snob watches The Asylum/Faith Films mockbuster, Sunday School Musical!

Épisode 43 - Halloween 2018

8 octobre 2019

The Cinema Snob rings in October by watching Halloween. The film that saw the return of Michael Myers, after the previous return of Michael Myers, which succeeded the Return of Michael Myers (Halloween 4), and reunites him with Laurie Strode, after the previous reunion with Laurie Strode and - oh screw it, he reviews the 2018 reboot/sequel/whatever of Halloween.

Épisode 44 - Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth

14 octobre 2019

With Michael Myers out of the way (for now), the Snob checks back with good ol' Pinhead and the Cenobites in the Hellraiser universe. This time, the wacky, deformed, murderous bunch are hitting the clubs, and getting them 'hooked'.

Épisode 45 - Scanners

22 octobre 2019

The Cinema Snob keeps his head on straight to review the 1981 David Cronenberg classic Scanners!

Épisode 46 - The Life Zone

28 octobre 2019

Whether pro-life or pro-choice, both sides will agree this movie is terrible. The Cinema Snob celebrates the week of Halloween by reviewing a film fifty years out of date that condemns women for wanting an abortion by kidnapping them and holding them against their will until they give birth. And yes, it was made by "men".

Épisode 47 - King Frat

4 novembre 2019

In the wake of Animal House, movies and TV shows jumped at the chance to cash in on the frat-boy craze. One such "masterpiece" excreted onto our movies screens was King Frat. The Cinema Snob puts on his toga - actually no, he doesn't - and tries to watch this shameless charade.

Épisode 48 - ThanksKilling

13 novembre 2019

The Cinema Snob reviews that cherished holiday classic, ThanksKilling. A low-budget "horror" movie about rednecks and misfits being slaughtered by a killer turkey puppet.

Épisode 49 - Frozen Land

18 novembre 2019

While Frozen may be coming out this weekend, The Cinema Snob is stuck with the 2013 low budget mockbuster, Frozen Land!

Épisode 50 - Black Christmas

2 décembre 2019

There's a new Black Christmas coming to theaters soon, so The Cinema Snob kicks off the holiday season with his new onesie and checks out the 1974 original directed by Bob Clark!

Épisode 51 - Jason Xmas

9 décembre 2019

It's a Friday the 13th week, but it's also the holiday season! Luckily The Cinema Snob finds a Christmas themed Friday the 13th short from 2014 featuring Jason and Santa Claus!

Épisode 52 - A Karate Christmas Miracle

16 décembre 2019

Only the writer of The Life Zone could bring us this heartwarming tale of Christmas, family, and mass shootings!

Épisode 53 - Santa's Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown

23 décembre 2019

It wouldn't be the Christmas season without the Snob stumbling across some forgotten children's nightmare fuel! This time he checks out Santa Christmas Circus Starring Whizzo the Clown, who may or may not by some kind or relation to Ms Velma.

Épisode 54 - 2019: After the Fall of New York

30 décembre 2019

The Cinema Snob watches this 80s Escape from New York knockoff and wonders if it correctly predicted the actual year of 2019.

Épisode 1 - 2020 Texas Gladiators

6 janvier 2020

Just as the Snob ended last year with a prophetically false apocalyptic movie, he's ringing in the New Year with a prophetically-unlikely-to-happen apocalyptic movie.

Épisode 2 - Three on a Meathook

13 janvier 2020

Time for some more wacky, '70s exploitation horror. This one is about a literal lady killer with an existential crisis, with a very misleading title and a twist ending worthy of Shyamalan.

Épisode 3 - God Bless the Broken Road

20 janvier 2020

Special Guest Kevin McCreary of Say Goodnight Kevin joins The Cinema Snob to talk about God Bless The Broken Road, a movie dumped by Pure Flix, and from the director of God's Not Dead!

Épisode 4 - Tyler Perry's A Fall from Grace

27 janvier 2020

The Cinema Snob reviews Tyler Perry's recent Netflix offering about a woman in an abusive relationship who is framed for murder, fraud, and grand theft.

Épisode 5 - Dreamer

3 février 2020

The Snob held another Patreon poll for his next review: three horror films and one rom-com. Guess which movie won? That's right, the bland rom-com about bowling.

Épisode 6 - The Haunting of Sharon Tate

10 février 2020

The tragic, senseless murder of Sharon Tate at the hands of the Manson family - is not told very well through this horrible, contemporary slasher movie. It makes the Cinema Snob miss the wholesome zaniness of Dreamer.

Épisode 7 - Ilsa, the Tigress of Siberia

17 février 2020

In honor of the passing of the legendary Dyanne Thorne, The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing the final film in the Ilsa saga, the 1977 film Ilsa The Tigress of Siberia!

Épisode 8 - Sonic the Vadgehog

24 février 2020

With the Sonic the Hedgehog movie racing into theaters this week, the Cinema Snob looks at the Wood Rocket porno spoof. They don't call her the fastest thing alive for nothing.

Épisode 9 - At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul

2 mars 2020

The Cinema Snob spotlights the first Coffin Joe (Ze Do Caizao) movie At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul in honor of writer/director/star Jose Mojica Marins who passed away February 2020.

Épisode 10 - Friday the 13th (2009)

9 mars 2020

The Cinema Snob finally gets to talk about Friday the 13th (2009), the kinda, sorta remake. After going to Hell, going in space and going toe-to-toe with Freddy Krueger, Jason goes back to basics in doing what he does best: slaughtering obnoxious douchebags at Crystal Lake.

Épisode 11 - Leprechaun 3

27 mars 2020

With it being St. Patrick's Day, the Cinema Snob revisits a certain little green monster. In this outing, the Leprechaun is in Las Vegas, literally painting the town red.

Épisode 12 - Stephen King's The Stand

6 avril 2020

The Cinema Snob returns with an all new, supersized episode, this time on the epic 1994 mini-series The Stand!

Épisode 13 - Corona Zombies

13 avril 2020

Coronavirus horror movies seem inevitable, but the Cinema Snob has found one ahead of schedule. It's badly dubbed hodgepodge that uses stock footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs. Strippers, films you could be watching instead.

Épisode 14 - Fatal Contact: Bird Flu in America

22 avril 2020

The Cinema Snob looks at another hokey pandemic movie, this one about the bird flu epidemic of 2006. While cheesy and incoherent, it's surprisingly prophetic.

Épisode 15 - The Patriot: Steven Seagal vs. Deadly Virus

27 avril 2020

The Cinema Snob finally spotlights a Steven Seagal movie for the show, this time reviewing the 1998 direct to video virus thriller.

Épisode 16 - The Revelation Road Trilogy

4 mai 2020

The Cinema Snob reviews all 3 films in the Revelation Road Trilogy, from Pure Flix, which includes Revelation Road: The Beginning of the End, Revelation Road 2: The Sea of Glass and Fire, and Revelation Road 3: The Black Rider! Starring David AR White, it's Mad Max and Jason Bourne meet The Rapture!

Épisode 17 - Assassin 33 A.D.

11 mai 2020

Brace yourself for a wild journey as The Cinema Snob watches this insane 2020 film about a time machine and a plot to assassinate Jesus. It has to be seen to be believed.

Épisode 18 - Corona Zombies 2: Barbie & Kendra Save the Tiger King

18 mai 2020

Because the first Corona Zombies was such a piece of cinematic art, they rushed out a sequel. The Cinema Snob prepares for the recycled excitement that awaits him.

Épisode 19 - Stephen King's Salem's Lot

25 mai 2020

The Cinema Snob continues on with his mini-series kick, and reviews the classic 1979 TV adaptation of Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot!

Épisode 20 - World War III

1 juin 2020

The Cinema Snob reviews the Cold War miniseries World War III, which aired in 1982 on NBC! Does this make the Snob way too nervous?

Épisode 21 - Oy Vey! My Son is Gay!!

8 juin 2020

The Cinema Snob reviews this 2009 comedy co-written by Menaham Golan of The Cannon Group and starring Lainie Kazan and Saul Rubinek.

Épisode 22 - Angry Asian Murder Hornets

15 juin 2020

The Cinema Snob is all abuzz about Murder Hornets, a thing that was never really a thing. Fortunately, somebody made a crappy movie about them.

Épisode 23 - Stepfather III: Father's Day

21 juin 2020

It's Father's Day, and the Cinema Snob reviews the third and final chapter of The Stepfather trilogy. After miraculously surviving a second death, Mr. Perfect is at it again, but something is different about him.

Épisode 24 - 365 Days

29 juin 2020

After being stuck in a closet for what feels like 365 days, the Snob reviews a Netflix movie of the same name that's actually the ONE love story that's worse than Twilight...barely.

Épisode 25 - Pass Thru

6 juillet 2020

The Cinema Snob reviews another film by that ultimate master of WTF, Neil Breen. This time, Neil is an avenger who's traveled back in time to eliminate 3,000,000 evildoers. The Terminator on acid.

Épisode 26 - Night of the Creeps

13 juillet 2020

The Cinema Snob's Patreon sponsors have spoken, and the winner of this week's poll is Night of the Creeps, Fred Dekker's homage to '50s B-movie horror...with plenty of '80s thrown in.

Épisode 27 - The Jerk, Too

20 juillet 2020

Some jerks made a sequel to The Jerk, so in honor of the passing of the great comedian, Carl Reiner, the Snob decides to spotlight the made-for-TV sequel that he had nothing to do with.

Épisode 28 - Casino Royale 1954

27 juillet 2020

Snob, Cinema Snob. Time to pay respects to James Bond, so the Snob goes all the way back to 1954 when 007's screen career actually began as a made-for-TV movie.

Épisode 29 - Dr. No

3 août 2020

The Snob continues his look at the early career of James Bond, beginning with his first 1962 theatrical outing.

Épisode 30 - Carrie/Jennifer

10 août 2020

The Cinema Snob has a double feature episode with the original classic 1976 adaptation of Stephen King's Carrie, PLUS the 1978 knockoff Jennifer, this time about a loner students who uses snakes for revenge.

Épisode 31 - Child's Play 2

17 août 2020

The Cinema Snob revisits Chucky in the eagerly-awaited sequel to Child's Play. The murderous doll has been rebuilt (for some reason) and is thirsty for revenge.

Épisode 32 - The Exterminator Movies

24 août 2020

The Cinema Snob reflects back upon The Exterminator series, starting with the first film in 1980, and the 1984 Cannon Films sequel Exterminator 2.

Épisode 33 - From Russia With Love

31 août 2020

The Cinema Snob reviews the 2nd James Bond film, From Russia with Love!

Épisode 34 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

7 septembre 2020

Dr. Frank-N-Furter is in the house, as the Cinema Snob commences Musical March (in September) 2020 with the all-time drag classic.

Épisode 35 - Repo! The Genetic Opera

14 septembre 2020

Musical March in September continues with The Cinema Snob's review of the 2008 cult film Repo, directed by Darren Lynn Bousman, and written by Terrance Zdunich and Darren Smith.

Épisode 36 - Phantom of the Paradise

21 septembre 2020

It's the most requested movie since starting Musical March in September. The Cinema Snob reviews the 1974 Brian DePalma musical cult classic!

Épisode 37 - Little Shop of Horrors

28 septembre 2020

Musical March in September has come to an end for the year, so The Cinema Snob reviews one of his favorite musicals for last, the 1986 musical comedy Little Shop of Horrors, Directed by Frank Oz.

Épisode 38 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

5 octobre 2020

The Halloween season is upon us, so The Cinema Snob finally gives the standalone entry Halloween 3, the proper review it deserves on the show!

Épisode 39 - Night of the Demons

12 octobre 2020

The Halloween season continues as The Cinema Snob reviews the 1988 film Night of the Demons, which features plenty of partying, but most importantly, it gives us Rog!

Épisode 40 - The Witches

19 octobre 2020

Before the remake comes out, The Cinema Snob checks out the original 1990 version of The Witches from Jim Henson Productions!

Épisode 41 - The Craft

26 octobre 2020

Before the sequel, The Craft Legacy, comes out this weekend, The Cinema Snob looks back at the 1996 cult classic sleeper hit, The Craft.

Épisode 42 - 1980 in Film

2 novembre 2020

The Cinema Snob goes on a wild ride through the wide release films of the year 1980! From Empire Strikes Back to The Blues Brothers to Prom Night, the Snob looks at 100+ films that made 1980.

Épisode 43 - Friday the 13th, Part V: A New Beginning

9 novembre 2020

Jason is back! Or is he? One thing is for sure, Roy is certainly here. The Cinema Snob has an all new, updated review of Friday the 13th Part 5.

Épisode 44 - Goldfinger

16 novembre 2020

The Cinema Snob salutes Sean Connery and reviews his favorite of the Connery era James Bond films.

Épisode 45 - Black Christmas 2006

23 novembre 2020

While last year, The Cinema Snob took a look at the original 1974 film, this year it's time to review the 2006 remake, aka Black X-mas, written and directed by Glen Morgan.

Épisode 46 - A Wrestling Christmas Miracle

30 novembre 2020

First there was A Karate Christmas Miracle, and now The Cinema Snob reviews the much anticipated sorta sequel A Wrestling Christmas Miracle! Will it be as insane as the first?

Épisode 47 - Christmas in the Rockies

7 décembre 2020

It's a very Fox News Christmas as The Cinemas Snob reviews the Fox Nation original movie Christmas in the Rockies, which features a lot of lumberjacking but not enough War on Christmas.

Épisode 48 - A Recipe for Seduction: A Colonel Sanders Movie

14 décembre 2020

That's right, there's a Lifetime KFC Mini Movie about a romance between a wealthy heiress and Col Sanders, starring Mario Lopez. The Cinema Snob definitely has to check this out.

Épisode 49 - Happy Birthday to Me

20 décembre 2020

It's The Cinema Snob's birthday, so come celebrate with him as he reviews the 1981 slasher film Happy Birthday to Me!

Épisode 50 - Silent Night Deadly Night 2012

23 décembre 2020

The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing the 2012 loose remake of Silent Night Deadly Night which is simply called Silent Night.

Épisode 1 - The Shining

4 janvier 2021

The Cinema Snob kicks off 2021 right, by reviewing Stanley Kubrick's classic adaptation of Stephen King's The Shining.

Épisode 2 - Child's Play 3

11 janvier 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd in the Child's Play franchise which was released only 9 months after the 2nd film.

Épisode 3 - Trump vs The Illuminati

18 janvier 2021

A clone of Donald Trump fights the Illuminati 1000 years in the future alongside Bigfoot and Van Helsing. Yes, this is a real movie.

Épisode 4 - Dirty O'Neil

25 janvier 2021

Nevermind Dirty Harry when there's the 1974 movie Dirty O'Neil!

Épisode 5 - Soup for One

2 février 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1982 romantic comedy Soup for One, which is the winner of last week's Patreon poll.

Épisode 6 - Zardoz

8 février 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews John Boorman's cult 1974 science fiction film starring Sean Connery!

Épisode 7 - The Stand 2020

15 février 2021

Stephen King's The Stand has been adapted again in this 2020-2021 miniseries! The Cinema Snob reviews the new show and sees how it compares to the 1994 version.

Épisode 8 - Wrong Turn

22 février 2021

Before the new remake comes to VOD, The Cinema Snob reviews the 2003 original version of Wrong Turn.

Épisode 9 - Godzilla Raids Again

1 mars 2021

The Cinema Snob checks out the US Version of Godzilla Raids Again titled Gigantis The Fire Monster!

Épisode 10 - Justice League of America

8 mars 2021

Before Zack Snyder's Justice League comes to HBO Max, The Cinema Snob goes all the way back to 1997 to review this little seen TV Movie version that aired only once.

Épisode 11 - Leprechaun 4: In Space

15 mars 2021

Like every great horror franchise, the Leprechaun finally goes to space! The Cinema Snob reviews this 4th entry in the series for St. Patrick's Day week.

Épisode 12 - King Kong

22 mars 2021

We've spotlighted Godzilla movies, and now The Cinema Snob reviews the glorious original classic King Kong.

Épisode 13 - King Kong vs. Godzilla

29 mars 2021

Before Godzilla vs Kong is released, The Cinema Snob goes back to review the original 1963 King Kong vs Godzilla!

Épisode 14 - Slaxx

5 avril 2021

A new horror film about a killer pair of possessed blue jeans? And it's awesome?

Épisode 15 - Roe v. Wade

12 avril 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews the new movie Roe V Wade.

Épisode 16 - Hellraiser IV: Bloodline

19 avril 2021

Now it's Pinhead's turn to go to outer space as The Cinema Snob reviews Hellraiser 4!

Épisode 17 - Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

28 avril 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews MST3K for it's 25th anniversary and also shows some love for This Island Earth!

Épisode 18 - Hellraiser: Inferno

4 mai 2021

The Cinema Snob checks out the first direct to video Hellraiser movie, Hellraiser 5: Inferno, directed by Scott Derrickson!

Épisode 19 - Saw

10 mai 2021

Before the new film Spiral: From the Book of Saw is released, The Cinema Snob reviews the original 2004 Saw film Directed by James Wan and written by Leigh Whannel!

Épisode 20 - Hellraiser: Hellseeker

18 mai 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews Hellraiser 6, which brings back Ashley Laurence as Kirsty Cotton and is starring Dean Winters!

Épisode 21 - Twisted Pair

25 mai 2021

Neil Breen is back, and this time it's double the Breen! The Cinema Snob reviews his latest film, Twisted Pair.

Épisode 22 - Clifford

7 juin 2021

The Cinema Snob shows some love for the late great Charles Grodin by spotlighting the 1994 comedy Clifford, starring Martin Short as a 10 year old kid!

Épisode 23 - Hellraiser: Deader

14 juin 2021

Now time for the 7th film in the Hellraiser franchise!

Épisode 24 - The Stepfather Remake

20 juin 2021

For Father's Day, The Cinema Snob reviews the 2009 remake of The Stepfather, starring Dylan Walsh and Penn Badgley.

Épisode 25 - The Daylight Zone

27 juillet 2021

From the creators of Second Glance, it's the Christian version of The Twilight Zone starring the carrots guy from Crime of the Age! The Cinema Snob feels right at home being back.

Épisode 26 - Rock It's Your Decision

2 août 2021

Jeff has a problem, which of course can only be cured by getting rid of the evil of Rock and Roll Music. The Cinema Snob reviews one of the most notorious anti-rock movies of its time.

Épisode 27 - Saturday the 14th Strikes Back

9 août 2021

Several years after reviewing the first film, The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing the in name only 1988 sequel to Saturday the 14th, titled Saturday the 14th Strikes Back!

Épisode 28 - The Candyman Trilogy

16 août 2021

In preparation for the upcoming film, The Cinema Snob reviews the original 1992 Candyman, plus the sequels Candyman 2: Farewell to the Flesh, and Candyman 3: Day of the Dead.

Épisode 29 - 5G Zombies

24 août 2021

The Cinema Snob braves his way through 5G Zombies, from the creators of Angry Asian Murder Hornets!

Épisode 30 - The Street Fighter Trilogy

31 août 2021

The Cinema Snob honors the late Sonny Chiba by reviewing The Street Fighter, The Return of the Street Fighter, and The Streetfighter's Last Revenge!

Épisode 31 - KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park

6 septembre 2021

Musical March in September is here! The Cinema Snob kicks off the month by reviewing this cult classic 1978 KISS TV movie.

Épisode 32 - Paint Your Wagon

13 septembre 2021

The Cinema Snob finally spotlights the 1969 musical Paint Your Wagon, starring Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood! Is it as bad as Homer and Bart said it was, and is it about painting a wagon?

Épisode 33 - Cannibal! The Musical

20 septembre 2021

It's the most shpadoinkle review yet, as The Cinema Snob reviews the musical western comedy classic Cannibal The Musical, from director Trey Parker and Troma!

Épisode 34 - Rhinestone

27 septembre 2021

This year's Musical March in September has come to an end, as The Cinema Snob finally reviews the 1984 country music comedy Rhinestone starring Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton.

Épisode 35 - Hellraiser: Hellworld

4 octobre 2021

It's the 8th entry in the Hellraiser series, and also the last one to feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead. Find out what The Cinema Snob thinks of this movie, which also features Henry Cavill in an early role!

Épisode 36 - Thunderball

11 octobre 2021

With No Time to Die in theaters, The Cinema Snob reviews the 4th James Bond feature, Thunderball, starring Sean Connery!

Épisode 37 - The Paul Lynde Halloween Special

18 octobre 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews the Halloween special from the great Paul Lynde, which aired in 1976 and featured guest appearances from KISS, Florence Henderson, Betty White, Margaret Hamilton, Billy Barty and more!

Épisode 38 - Night of the Demons 2

26 septembre 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews the sequel Night of the Demons 2, which may not have the power of Rog, but it does have Father Bob and Sister Gloria!

Épisode 39 - 1981 in Film

1 novembre 2021

The Cinema Snob goes through 200+ movie releases of 1981, from Raiders of the Lost Ark to Arthur and plenty of slasher films!

Épisode 40 - Hellraiser: Revelations

8 novembre 2021

It's often called the worst of the Hellraiser series, and it was the first to not feature Doug Bradley as Pinhead. The Cinema Snob reviews the 9th entry in the series to see how bad it really is.

Épisode 41 - A Thief in the Night

15 novembre 2021

Time to get raptured again, as The Cinema Snob watches the 1972 bizarre rapture film A Thief in the Night, the first in a 4 part movie series.

Épisode 42 - Private Lessons

23 novembre 2021

While doing the 1981 in Film episode, one movie that stuck out was Private Lessons, quite possibly the ickiest movie of the year! The Cinema Snob reviews this comedy starring Sylvia Kristel and Howard Hesseman.

Épisode 43 - Father Christmas Is Back

29 novembre 2021

Christmas Season has begun, and The Cinema Snob gets his new onesie to review Father Christmas Is Back, quite possibly one of the most awkward Christmas films ever made.

Épisode 44 - Merry Kissmas

6 décembre 2021

That's right, there's another magic kiss in an elevator movie!

Épisode 45 - Black Christmas 2019

13 décembre 2021

After spotlighting the previous two Black Christmas films, The Cinema Snob & The Nostalgia Critic finally team up for the 3rd Black Christmas film, this time a PG-13 slasher film with a plot that has to be seen to be believed!

Épisode 46 - Bloody Birthday

20 décembre 2021

The Cinema Snob reviews Bloody Birthday for his 40th birthday!

Épisode 1 - Hellraiser: Judgment

5 janvier 2022

The Cinema Snob has returned and reviews the 10th and final film in the Hellraiser franchise! Could this one be a step up from Revelations?

Épisode 2 - Scream

10 janvier 2022

With the new Scream movie coming to theaters this weekend, it's finally time for The Cinema Snob to review the original 1996 movie from director Wes Craven!

Épisode 3 - Christmas Evil

14 janvier 2022

The Cinema Snob wraps up the year by finally reviewing the cult classic 1980 thriller Christmas Evil, aka You Better Watch Out and Terror in Toyland.

Épisode 4 - Two Thousand Maniacs!

18 janvier 2022

The Cinema Snob breaks out his VHS collection to review the 1964 Herschell Gordon Lewis classic 2000 Maniacs.

Épisode 5 - The Hills Have Eyes

25 janvier 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1977 horror film The Hills Have Eyes, the winner in last week's poll for the new episode!

Épisode 6 - Caligula: The Untold Story

31 janvier 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews the Joe D'Amato classic, starring David Brandon, and also known as The Emperor Caligula: The Untold Story and Caligula 2.

Épisode 7 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

7 février 2022

Years after reviewing the first movie, The Cinema Snob finally gets around to reviewing Tobe Hooper's 1986 dark comedy sequel, starring Dennis Hopper, Caroline Williams and Bill Moseley!

Épisode 8 - My Bloody Valentine

14 février 2022

It's Valentine's Day, so come join The Cinema Snob for laughter, thrills and romance, as he reviews the 1981 slasher movie My Bloody Valentine!

Épisode 9 - 10 To Midnight

22 février 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews this gritty 1983 Charles Bronson cop thriller, from Cannon Films and directed by J. Lee Thompson!

Épisode 10 - Batman: A Naughty Parody

28 mars 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews this spoof of the 1960s Batman TV series, just in time for the new Batman movie coming to theaters this weekend!

Épisode 11 - Thunder Warrior

7 mars 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews this 1983 Italian knockoff of First Blood, which contains explosions explosions and more explosions!

Épisode 12 - Leprechaun in the Hood

15 mars 2022

He's been to space, and now there's only one place left for the Leprechaun to go. The Hood, apparently. The Cinema Snob reviews Leprechaun 5: In the Hood, starring Warwick Davis and Ice T.

Épisode 13 - Ron Ormond's The Grim Reaper

21 mars 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews this 1976 religious film from the director of the Estus Pirkle Trilogy!

Épisode 14 - Like Wow!

4 avril 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews this forgotten movie where a homeless man finds a magic pair of sunglasses, and, well, you'll just have to see.

Épisode 15 - God's Not Dead: We the People

25 avril 2022

After enjoying the 3rd film, what does The Cinema Snob think of God's Not Dead 4, which features Reverend Dave helping out a family of Christian home school parents.

Épisode 16 - Thunder Warrior II

27 avril 2022

Mark Gregory returns as Thunder, and so do Bo Svenson and Raimund Harmstorf as the evil deputies, only with different names, yet somewhat playing the same characters. It only gets more confusing from there. The Cinema Snob reviews this sequel to find out more!

Épisode 17 - The Avengers vs. X-Men: A Naughty Parody

2 mai 2022

With Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness coming to theaters this weekend, The Cinema Snob checks out this parody film featuring The Avengers and The X-Men, and does have a little bit of Dr. Strange in it too.

Épisode 18 - Firestarter

9 mai 2022

With the new version coming out, The Cinema Snob reviews the original 1984 adaptation of the Stephen King novel.

Épisode 19 - Bloody Murder

13 mai 2022

On this Friday the 13th, we take a look at this 2000 direct to video horror film that introduces the character of Trevor Moorehouse (NOT Jason Voorhees)!

Épisode 20 - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell

16 mai 2022

Not exactly in time for Easter, but The Cinema Snob reviews the giant rabbit monster movie Beaster Day after a long delay.

Épisode 21 - Her Majesty's Top Gun

23 mai 2022

You know of James Bond, but what about Charles Bind? The Cinema Snob reviews this 1977 knockoff movie, Directed by Lindsay Shonteff and starring Nicky Henson. Aka No. 1 of the Secret Service.

Épisode 22 - April Fool's Day

26 mai 2022

April Fool's Day has come and gone, but The Cinema Snob still checks out this horror comedy from 1986, from the director of When a Stranger Calls!

Épisode 23 - 365 Days: This Day

30 mai 2022

The sequel to 365 Days has been released on Netflix, and given how The Cinema Snob saw the first one, I guess it's time to review the 2nd one. Aka 365 Dni: Ten Dzień.

Épisode 24 - Carnosaur 2

6 juin 2022

With Jurassic World Dominion coming to theaters this week, The Cinema Snob goes back to 1995 to check out Carnosaur 2, produced by Roger Corman!

Épisode 25 - 1982 in Film

14 juin 2022

It's The Cinema Snob's yearly tradition to go back and look at all the major movie releases from 40 years ago, and this time he spotlights all the films from 1982! From E.T. The Extra Terrestrial to Tootsie to Porky's and Rocky III, time to go on a journey with slashers and shenanigans!

Épisode 26 - Matilda

25 juillet 2022

The Cinema Snob is back, and it is worth the wait, as the Snob reviews the forgotten 1978 comedy Matilda, starring Elliott Gould who manages a boxing kangaroo, and the film is from the producer of The Godfather!

Épisode 27 - Thunder Warrior III

1 août 2022

The Thunder Warrior trilogy is complete! Watch as The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd chapter, where once again Thunder (Mark Gregory) battles more villains and blows up plenty more cars!

Épisode 28 - Santo vs. The Strangler

8 août 2022

It's been a while since The Cinema Snob has spotlighted a movie from the Santo series, so it's time to review this 1965 knockoff of The Phantom of the Opera where Santo searches for a killer in a theater.

Épisode 29 - The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

15 août 2022

With a title like that, The Cinema Snob has to review this one. It's been a while since we've spotlighted something from the Shot on Video library, so will this 2005 movie be worthy of that title?

Épisode 30 - The Next 365 Days

29 août 2022

The 3rd and final chapter to the 365 Days trilogy is here. How relieved is The Cinema Snob that it's finally over?

Épisode 31 - Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter

6 septembre 2022

Musical March in September has begun, and this year we're looking at some forgotten 1960s rock band movies, starting with this movie about Herman's Hermits and their racing greyhound!

Épisode 32 - Catch Us If You Can

12 septembre 2022

aka Having A Wild Weekend, The Cinema Snob continues this year's 60s rock themed Musical March in September with this 1965 film starring The Dave Clark Five!

Épisode 33 - Ferry Cross the Mersey

19 septembre 2022

With A Hard Day's Night being a big success, Liverpool band Gerry & The Pacemakers were also given a shot at a similar film, this one named Ferry Cross the Mersey, after their hit song. The film was also produced by Brian Epstein and George Martin.

Épisode 34 - Cuckoo Patrol

27 septembre 2022

Musical March in September has come to an end this year, and we have saved the worst for last, as The Cinema Snob checks out the notoriously bad Freddie & The Dreamers movie "The Cuckoo Patrol."

Épisode 35 - Terrifier

4 octobre 2022

The Cinema Snob kicks off the Halloween season with Terrfier, directed by Damien Leone and featuring Art the Clown! Just in time for the sequel to be coming out.

Épisode 36 - Halloween Kills

10 octobre 2022

With Halloween Ends coming to theaters this month, it's time for The Cinema Snob to continue his reviews through the Halloween series to talk about the 2021 entry, Halloween Kills.

Épisode 37 - Hellraiser 2022

17 octobre 2022

They've been trying to get a Hellraiser reboot made for years, and now it's finally here and is available to watch on streaming. The Cinema Snob finds out how this one compares to the several sequels that came after the original.

Épisode 38 - 1960 in Film

29 novembre 2022

From Psycho to Spartacus to drive in movies and a ton of infidelity flicks, The Cinema Snob goes back in time to spotlight over 150 movie releases in 1960 in Film!

Épisode 39 - Jack Frost | Jack Frost 2

14 décembre 2022

The Cinema Snob has himself a Christmas double feature of the two Jack Frost evil snowman movies. How do these cult classics hold up after all these years?

Épisode 40 - Faith Filled Christmas

21 décembre 2022

The Cinema Snob reviews yet another Christmas movie that has to be seen to believed, this time taking place inside of a retirement community!

Épisode 1 - Bloody Murder 2: Closing Camp

10 janvier 2023

With it being a Friday the 13th week, The Cinema Snob returns to the world of Trevor Moorehouse and Camp Placid Pines, with the sequel Bloody Murder 2.

Épisode 2 - My Bloody Valentine 3D

13 février 2023

Come celebrate Valentine's Day with The Cinema Snob and this 2D review for the 2009 remake of My Bloody Valentine.

Épisode 3 - Children of the Corn

4 mars 2023

Before the remake comes out, The Cinema Snob takes a look back at the 1984 adaptation of the Stephen King short story, starring Linda Hamilton, Peter Horton, Courtney Gains and John Franklin.

Épisode 4 - Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood

13 mars 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 6th entry in the Leprechaun series, and the last one to star Warwick Davis.

Épisode 5 - 1961 in Film

15 mars 2023

From West Side Story to Breakfast at Tiffany’s and plenty of gangster and B movies, The Cinema Snob journeys through over 100 releases in 1961 in Film.

Épisode 6 - Puppet Master II

20 mars 2023

From Full Moon Features and producer Charles Band comes the first sequel to the original Puppet Master, and it's the first in a long line of sequels in this franchise.

Épisode 7 - The Mask 3D

28 mars 2023

The Cinema Snob takes a look at this Canadian horror film from 1961 about a psychiatrist obsessed with a hallucinogenic mask.

Épisode 8 - Visiting Hours

3 avril 2023

From the producers of Scanners comes this 1982 horror film where Michael Ironside stalks Lee Grant in a hospital, plus the film also stars William Shatner!

Épisode 9 - Scream 2

5 avril 2023

With Scream VI coming to theaters this weekend, it's time for The Cinema Snob to look back at the first sequel in the franchise, 1997's Scream 2!

Épisode 10 - Super Hornio Brothers

10 avril 2023

The new Super Mario Brothers movie is a giant hit, so of course Brad has to go back to take a 2nd look at one of the more notorious parodies of the franchise.

Épisode 11 - The Evil Dead

17 avril 2023

Before the latest film Evil Dead Rise hits theaters, The Cinema Snob takes a look back at the original film from director Sam Raimi, and starring Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams.

Épisode 12 - The Burning

24 avril 2023

The Cinema Snob finally checks out the 1981 cult classic slasher film The Burning, featuring early appearances from Jason Alexander, Holly Hunter and Fisher Stevens.

Épisode 13 - StageFright

1 mai 2023

The Cinema Snob takes a look at one of his favorite slashers, the 1987 Michele Soavi film Stagefright (aka "Aquarius" and "Deliria") featuring David Brandon and Giovanni Lombardo Radice.

Épisode 14 - Crackdown Mission

9 mai 2023

Has the Pierre Kirby saga finally been completed? Brad checks out the last movie listen in his filmography, which is a Godfrey Ho cop film inserted into a remake of Ms. 45.

Épisode 15 - Left Behind II: Tribulation Force

17 mai 2023

The Cinema Snob finally gets around to checkout the 2nd part in the Left Behind trilogy movie movies starring Kirk Cameron.

Épisode 16 - Revenge of the Ninja

23 mai 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 2nd part in the Ninja Trilogy from Cannon Films, Revenge of the Ninja starring Sho Kosugi.

Épisode 17 - Cyborg

30 juin 2023

From Cannon Films and director Albert Pyun, The Cinema Snob checks out the 1989 sci-fi action film starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

Épisode 18 - Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

5 juin 2023

Leatherface makes his journey from Cannon Films to New Line Pictures, and this time joins Viggo Mortensen against Ken Foree!

Épisode 19 - Ronald Reagan as Indiana Jones?

20 juin 2023

Long before Indiana Jones, Ronald Reagan was Jeff Williams in the 1952 adventure flick Hong Kong, aka Bombs over China.

Épisode 20 - Slaughter High

10 juillet 2023

Slaughter High is an 80s slasher where a group of people reunite ten years after graduation, and the bullied nerdy kid may e out for revenge.

Épisode 21 - Rats: Night of Terror

17 juillet 2023

The Cinema Snob goes back to the world of Bruno Mattei for a killer rat movie so over the top and crazy, that of course it had to be post-apocalyptic as well.

Épisode 22 - Left Behind III: World at War

24 juillet 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 3rd and final part in the Kirk Cameron Left Behind trilogy.

Épisode 23 - Please Don't Touch Me

31 juillet 2023

From Director Ron Ormond (The Estus Pirkle Trilogy) comes one of his earlier efforts, the frigid wife exploitation film Please Don't Touch Me, which is about a marriage possibly saved by hypnotism.

Épisode 24 - 1983 in Film

1 août 2023

Journey through 1983 in Film with The Cinema Snob, as it was the year of Return of the Jedi, 3D films, Conan & Mad Max knockoffs, terrible sequels, two James Bond films, and tons of Cold War paranoia.

Épisode 25 - Getting It On | My Tutor

8 août 2023

The Cinema Snob has a double feature of the 1983 teen comedies Getting It On as well as My Tutor. Find out which of the two stands out more than the other.

Épisode 26 - Deadly Force | The Big Score

15 août 2023

The Cinema Snob has a double feature of two 1983 cop movies, with Wings Hauser in "Deadly Force" and Fred Williamson in "The Big Score."

Épisode 27 - Skullduggery | Sledgehammer

21 août 2023

First up, The Cinema Snob looks at the horror/comedy Skullduggery, all centered around a man who is possessed from an evil Dungeons and Dragons Type game. Then we get into Shot on Video territory with Sledgehammer, one of the earlier entries in the SOV genre.

Épisode 28 - Journey to Hell

28 août 2023

What would happen if you made an Estus Prikle movie today and it was mostly made up of non-stop green screen and true crime cameos? The Cinema Snob reviews Journey to Hell, which has finally been released after it's trailer went semi-viral in 2022.

Épisode 29 - Saw II

12 septembre 2023

Before the release of Saw X, The Cinema Snob takes a look back at the first of many Saw sequels, the 2005 film Saw 2.

Épisode 30 - The Shining Miniseries

5 septembre 2023

The Cinema Snob tackles the 1997 Miniseries version of Stephen King's classic novel The Shining, and sees how it compares to the 1980 adaptation.

Épisode 31 - The Exorcist

23 septembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the classic 1973 horror film The Exorcist, from director William Friedkin.

Épisode 32 - The Omen

26 septembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1976 horror classic The Omen, directed by Richard Donner and starring Gregory Peck and David Warner.

Épisode 33 - Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

7 novembre 2023

The Cinema Snob returns after the birth of his child, but this isn't quite the kids movie version of Winnie the Pooh that we're used to.

Épisode 34 - Sesame Street: Don't Eat the Pictures

14 novembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1983 tv special Don't Eat The Pictures: Sesame Street at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Épisode 35 - Amityville Thanksgiving

21 novembre 2023

The Cinema Snob celebrates Thanksgiving by watching the 2022 film Amityville Thanksgiving, which has very little Amityville and very little Thanksgiving.

Épisode 36 - Freddy's Fridays

28 novembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the Five Nights at Freddy's mockbuster, Freddy's Fridays, from the makers of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

Épisode 37 - Rubik, The Amazing Cube's Christmas

30 novembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the Christmas episode of the ABC Saturday morning cartoon Rubik the Amazing Cube, from 1983.

Épisode 38 - Black Santa

5 décembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 2023 horror/revenge film Black Santa.

Épisode 39 - Colby's Clubhouse Christmas

7 décembre 2023

Only the power of Colby the Computer can put a smile on the grumpy new kid in town! The Cinema Snob reviews the "It's Almost Christmas" episode of Colby's Clubhouse.

Épisode 40 - The Monster's Christmas

12 décembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1981 Christmas television film from New Zealand, The Monster's Christmas.

Épisode 41 - A Special Sesame Street Christmas

19 décembre 2023

The Cinema Snob reviews one of the 1978 Sesame Street Christmas specials, this one which aired on CBS only once and features Michael Jackson, Leslie Uggums and more.

Épisode 1 - Terror Train

9 janvier 2024

The Cinema Snob celebrates the new year by finally checking out the 1980 New Years Eve horror film Terror Train, starring Jamie Lee Curtis.

Épisode 2 - It's Alive

16 janvier 2024

The Cinema Snob checks out the first in the It's Alive series, directed by the great Larry Cohen.

Épisode 3 - It's Alive 2: It Lives Again

23 janvier 2024

The Cinema Snob reviews Larry Cohen's 1978 sequel to It's Alive, It Lives Again.

Épisode 4 - It's Alive III: Island of the Alive

6 février 2024

Larry Cohen's It's Alive Trilogy is complete with this 1987 sequel starring Michael Moriarty and Karen Black.

Épisode 5 - Road House

21 février 2024

Before the release of the remake, The Cinema Snob reviews the 1989 Patrick Swayze action flick, Road House.

Épisode 6 - Dune

27 février 2024

The Cinema Snob reviews David Lynch's 1984 adaptation of Frank Herbert's Dune.

Épisode 7 - Damien: Omen II

5 mars 2024

The Cinema Snob reviews the 1978 sequel to The Omen, starring William Holden and Lee Grant.

Épisode 8 - It's Alive: The 2009 Remake

8 mars 2024

The Cinema Snob reviews the 2009 direct to video remake of It's Alive.

Épisode 9 - A Very Unlucky Leprechaun

12 mars 2024

Warwick Davis returns as the Leprechaun, but not in the way you think, as this time it's in a 1998 family film produced by Roger Corman! The Cinema Snob reviews this direct to video comedy.

Épisode 10 - April Fool's Day: 2008 Remake

1 avril 2024

The Cinema Snob reviews the 2008 direct to video remake of the 1986 horror comedy April Fool's Day.

Épisode 11 - Easter Bunny Massacre

3 avril 2024

It's Easter, which means time to scroll through the long list of VOD Easter themed horror movies, and this time The Cinema Snob reviews one from the company behind Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

Épisode 12 - 1962 in Film

5 avril 2024

1962 gives us the reinvention of the spy genre and ground breaking desert epics, but most importantly, the skin flicks start experimenting in other genres, and nearly every other picture literally picks a slap to the face. Join on The Cinema Snob on his journey through 1962 in Film.

Épisode 13 - Mr. Peters' Pets

9 avril 2024

In the tradition of Like Wow, now a pet shop owner can turn into animals if he wants to check out the ladies in the neighborhood.

Épisode 14 - Tequila and Bonetti: Brooklyn and the Beast

11 avril 2024

The Cinema Snob tackles episode 11 of Tequila & Bonetti, where a corrupt reporter sets his sights on our heroes.