Squidbillies

Épisode 1 - This Show Is Called Squidbillies

16 octobre 2005

The back story for the series, focusing on Rusty's conception and childhood leading to his reunion with his father, Early.

Épisode 2 - Take This Job and Love It

23 octobre 2005 - 5/5

Early is fired from his job selling mattresses and must find new employment to avoid violating his parole. In the end he is hired as CEO of Dan Halen Sheetrock International,who, as Dan Halen describes, is responsible for any lawsuits that may and are in fact being pressed against the company.

Épisode 3 - School Days, Fool Days

30 octobre 2005

The Sheriff informs Early that Rusty must be given an education, so Early decides to home-school him.

Épisode 4 - Chalky Trouble

6 novembre 2005

An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.

Épisode 5 - Family Trouble

13 novembre 2005

Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.

Épisode 6 - Office Politics Trouble

20 novembre 2005

Early concocts a popular new beverage which Dan Halen Industries begins to mass produce. The brand name? "Glug".

Épisode 1 - Government Brain Voodoo Trouble

17 septembre 2006

Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads which requires the help of a therapist.

Épisode 2 - Butt Trouble

24 septembre 2006

Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.

Épisode 3 - Double Truckin' the Tricky Two

1 octobre 2006

After Dan Halen begins getting heat from the fact that he, himself, wins the "tricky two" lottery every week, he allows the Cuyler family to become the 'lucky' winners.

Épisode 4 - Swayze Crazy

8 octobre 2006

Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.

Épisode 5 - Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble

15 octobre 2006

Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.

Épisode 6 - Meth O.D to My Madness

22 octobre 2006

Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.

Épisode 7 - The Tiniest Princess

29 octobre 2006

Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...

Épisode 8 - Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust

5 novembre 2006

Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.

Épisode 9 - Bubba Trubba

12 novembre 2006

Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.

Épisode 10 - Burned and Reburned Again

19 novembre 2006

Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...

Épisode 11 - Terminus Trouble

26 novembre 2006

Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see all of the exciting sites, including the famous corner where Kenny Rogers shot that scene with the kids from Six Pack!

Épisode 12 - Survival of the Dumbest

10 décembre 2006

After hearing about Darwinism and 'survival of the fittest', Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.

Épisode 13 - A Sober Sunday

17 décembre 2006

Dan Halen introduces Proposition 421 to overturn the laws barring liquor sales on Sundays. Early, out of alcohol, desperately seeks some way to obtain some.

Épisode 14 - Rebel With a Claus

24 décembre 2006

Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.

Épisode 1 - Webnecks

20 janvier 2008

Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.

Épisode 2 - Beast Implants

27 janvier 2008

Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.

Épisode 3 - Tween Stream

3 février 2008

Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles for a television show, making him a celebrity.

Épisode 4 - Wing Nut

10 février 2008

Dan Halen decides to create genetically modified chickens for his restaurant.

Épisode 5 - Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"

17 février 2008

Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills. Full episode name: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, & Moderation"

Épisode 6 - Earth Worst

24 février 2008

After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.

Épisode 7 - The Good One

2 mars 2008

Because of Lil's failure to use condoms, the Cuyler family is faced with a large number of children, which Early attempts to euthanize until he becomes attached to one of them.

Épisode 8 - Sharif

9 mars 2008

Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.

Épisode 9 - Condition: Demolition!

16 mars 2008

Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.

Épisode 10 - The Appalachain Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma

23 mars 2008

After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.

Épisode 11 - The Unbearable Heatness of Fire

6 avril 2008

After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.

Épisode 12 - Tuscaloosa Dumpling

13 avril 2008

Rusty is put through a number of trails to prove that he is now a man, and is, in fact, ready for the tradition of going down to the Jiggle Hut and letting Trixie give him a "Tuscaloosa Dumpling".

Épisode 13 - Armageddon it On!

20 avril 2008

The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.

Épisode 14 - Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen

27 avril 2008

A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.

Épisode 15 - Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby

4 mai 2008

When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.

Épisode 16 - An Officer and a Dental Dam

11 mai 2008

After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.

Épisode 17 - The Okaleechee Dam Jam

18 mai 2008

When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.

Épisode 18 - Pile M For Murder

25 mai 2008

Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain. Meanwhile, the Cuylers are facing their own troubles, doing all they can to overcome every obstacle stopping them from going 'muddin'.

Épisode 19 - Mud Days and Cornfused

1 juin 2008

During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.

Épisode 20 - Krystal, Light

8 juin 2008

Krystal wins the lottery and has an "esophageal bypass" to lose weight. With the news of someone in the county having a new fortune, Dan Halen can't help but try to take it from her with romantic moves.

Épisode 1 - Lerm

17 mai 2009

After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.

Épisode 2 - The Liar, the Bitch and the Bored Rube

24 mai 2009

Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.

Épisode 3 - The FIne Ol' Solution

31 mai 2009

Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.

Épisode 4 - Anabolic-holic

7 juin 2009

After starting a fight with professional wrestler, Thunder Clap, Early counts on Rusty to finish it. Rusty realizes that no training is necessary when you have an unlimited amount of Steroids.

Épisode 5 - Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind

14 juin 2009

Granny recollects her many lovers from the past, including a confederate plantation owner, a Harlem Globetrotter, and a monster created from the bodies of the dead.

Épisode 6 - The Big Gay Throwdown

21 juin 2009

When Dougal County ends up being the host of a Big Gay Throwdown party, the Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.

Épisode 7 - Atone Deaf

28 juin 2009

Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.

Épisode 8 - God's Bro

5 juillet 2009

The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro after Dan Halen finances the construction of a Black Hole.

Épisode 9 - Reunited, and it Feels No Good

19 juillet 2009

Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.

Épisode 10 - Not Without My Cash Cow!

19 juillet 2009

When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.

Épisode 1 - Need for Weed

16 mai 2010

The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.

Épisode 2 - The Many Loves of Early Cuyler

23 mai 2010

Early starts his own cult and marries a bunch of women in a "Jim Jones" like manner.

Épisode 3 - Dead Squid Walking

30 mai 2010

Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison. By the end it is discovered that Ga-Ga-Pee-Pap Cuyler got em again.

Épisode 4 - Young, Dumb and Full of Gums

6 juin 2010

Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.

Épisode 5 - Holodeck Redneck

13 juin 2010

The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Dave Willis' real life grandmother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)

Épisode 6 - Frivolacious Squidigation?

20 juin 2010

Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.

Épisode 7 - Fatal Distraction

27 juin 2010

Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.

Épisode 8 - Clowny Freaks

4 juillet 2010

Rusty gets interested in a white trash rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.

Épisode 9 - Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine

11 juillet 2010

Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.

Épisode 10 - America: Why I Love Her

18 juillet 2010

A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.

Épisode 1 - Asbestos I Can

11 septembre 2011

Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.

Épisode 2 - Class of '86

18 septembre 2011

The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.

Épisode 3 - Velvet Messiah

25 septembre 2011

Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.

Épisode 4 - Big E

2 octobre 2011

Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.

Épisode 5 - Keeping It in the Family Way

9 octobre 2011

Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.

Épisode 6 - Snow Daddy

16 octobre 2011

Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.

Épisode 7 - Ballmart

23 octobre 2011

Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.

Épisode 8 - The Pharaoh's Wad

30 octobre 2011

Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.

Épisode 9 - The Return of Gaga Pee Pap

6 novembre 2011

A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.

Épisode 10 - Trucked Up!

13 novembre 2011

After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.

Épisode 1 - Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D

22 juillet 2012

Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.

Épisode 2 - Beware the Butt-Cutter

29 juillet 2012

Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.

Épisode 3 - Squidbilly Manfishing

5 août 2012

Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.

Épisode 4 - Green and Sober

12 août 2012

Lil goes to drug rehab.

Épisode 5 - The Legend of Kid Squid

19 août 2012

Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.

Épisode 6 - From Russia With Stud

26 août 2012

Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.

Épisode 1 - Granite Caverns

11 août 2013

Early becomes king of a cave.

Épisode 2 - Ga-Ga-Ghost

18 août 2013

Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.

Épisode 3 - The Inkubater Lives!

25 août 2013

Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.

Épisode 4 - Drone to the Bone

9 septembre 2013

Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.

Épisode 5 - A Jailhouse Divided

15 septembre 2013

Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.

Épisode 6 - Stop. Jammertime!

22 septembre 2013

A new judge sets out to punish criminals.

Épisode 7 - Thou Shale Not Drill

29 septembre 2013

The squids debate fracture mining.

Épisode 8 - The Squid Stays in the Picture

6 octobre 2013

A film is being shot in Dougal County and Early is hired as a consultant by the lead actor.

Épisode 9 - Gun of a Son

13 octobre 2013

Early shoots Rusty to prove that guns should be legal.

Épisode 1 - Hetero-Cephalo Agenda

21 septembre 2014

Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.

Épisode 2 - Limbitless

28 septembre 2014

Early trades his legs.

Épisode 3 - Taint Misbehavin'

5 octobre 2014

Épisode 4 - Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water

12 octobre 2014

Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.

Épisode 5 - Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!

19 octobre 2014

Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.

Épisode 6 - A Walk To Dignity

2 novembre 2014

Sheriff's dad breaks the law.

Épisode 7 - Granny Hotfoot

9 novembre 2014

Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.

Épisode 8 - Sheriff-in-law

16 novembre 2014

Early directs his love in the wrong places.

Épisode 9 - Hybrid To Hell

23 novembre 2014

Early loses the love of his life.

Épisode 10 - Jose Can You? Si!

30 novembre 2014

Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.

Épisode 1 - Lipstick on a Squid

10 juillet 2016

The Cuylers donate their bodies to science while they can still make money from them.

Épisode 2 - Southern Pride and Prejudice

17 juillet 2016

Early unwittingly wraps himself in the symbol of his own oppression.

Épisode 3 - Trackwood Race-ist

24 juillet 2016

Early pulls from a bag of tricks to vanquish his grandson.

Épisode 4 - The Peep

31 juillet 2016

Sheriff tries stand-up comedy and kills himself.

Épisode 5 - Vicki

7 août 2016

Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.

Épisode 6 - Cephalo-ectomy

14 août 2016

You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.

Épisode 7 - Greener Pastor

21 août 2016

A new pastor comes to Dougal County. Rest in Peace, Scott Hilley.

Épisode 8 - Squash B'gosh

30 octobre 2016

A grave robbery takes place and sparks the apocalypse.

Épisode 9 - Thanks-Taking

20 novembre 2016

Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.

Épisode 1 - Dove in an Iron Cage

15 octobre 2017

Justice is served, mayo free.

Épisode 2 - The Guzzle Bumpkin

22 octobre 2017

Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!

Épisode 3 - Jacksonville Jackass

29 octobre 2017

Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.

Épisode 4 - The Knights of the Noble Order of Mystic Turquoise Goblet

5 novembre 2017

Early's most confusing conspiracy theory proves false.

Épisode 5 - The Ballad of the Latrine Marine

12 novembre 2017

It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.

Épisode 6 - Debased Ball

19 novembre 2017

Early exploits himself for attention.

Épisode 7 - Tortuga de Mentiras

26 novembre 2017

Everyone lies and all of the houses burn.

Épisode 8 - Duel of the Dimwits

3 décembre 2017

Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.

Épisode 9 - The War on The War on Christmas

10 décembre 2017

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!

Épisode 10 - Dewey Two-ey

17 décembre 2017

Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.

Épisode 1 - Forever Autumn

11 août 2019

Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.

Épisode 2 - Galvin

11 août 2019

Granny finds love and Early loses his mind.

Épisode 3 - Muscadine Wine

18 août 2019

Early and Tammi start a band.

Épisode 4 - The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain

25 août 2019

Early finds a priceless Civil War relic and sells it for the right price.

Épisode 5 - Rich Dan, Poor Dan

25 août 2019

Dan Halen finds financial bankruptcy less enjoyable than moral bankruptcy.

Épisode 6 - Cooler-Heads Prevail

8 septembre 2019

Early enjoys the highfalutin lifestyle of owning a premium cooler.

Épisode 7 - Blue Lives Battered

8 septembre 2019

A social media stunt nearly costs Sheriff his life.

Épisode 8 - There's Sucker Porn Every Minute

15 septembre 2019

Early lets his beak flag fly.

Épisode 9 - Events By Russell

15 septembre 2019

Early interferes with Rusty's new party business and it's last call... for action!

Épisode 1 - One Man Banned

8 novembre 2021

Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.

Épisode 2 - Let 'er R.I.P.

8 novembre 2021

The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.

Épisode 3 - No Space Like Home

15 novembre 2021

Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.

Épisode 4 - Scorn on the 4th of July

15 novembre 2021

Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.

Épisode 5 - Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance

22 novembre 2021

Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.

Épisode 6 - Who-Gives-a-Flip?

22 novembre 2021

The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.

Épisode 7 - Ol' Hootie

6 décembre 2021

Terror strikes from the skies.

Épisode 8 - The Liceman Cometh

13 décembre 2021

Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.

Épisode 9 -  This Show Was Called Squidbillies

13 décembre 2021

Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.