Sealab 2021

Épisode 1 - Radio Free Sealab

21 décembre 2000

Murphy, bored to tears, starts his own pirate radio show called "Howlin' Mad Murphy" until the FCC Search & Destroy team shuts his @*! down!

Épisode 2 - I, Robot

30 décembre 2000

Sealab is in danger, but nobody cares. The crew wonders what it would be like to be robots, while Quinn tries to deal with the impending disaster.

Épisode 3 - Happy Cake

30 décembre 2000

Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his ""Happy Cake"" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the (many) hands of a giant octopus.

Épisode 4 - Chickmate

2 septembre 2001

Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "Black" Debbie).

Épisode 5 - Predator

16 septembre 2001

A flesh-eating invisible monster has invaded the Sealab and is killing everyone. The crew tries to lure it into a trap by having Dolphin Boy wear a life-jacket made of meat.

Épisode 6 - Lost in Time

30 septembre 2001

Under orders from Capt. Murphy, Stormy & Quinn attempt to hook up pirated cable-TV. After getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy & Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then, after getting a picture, something goes haywire and sends Stormy & Quinn repeatedly back in time about 15 minutes. Then...

Épisode 7 - Little Orphan Angry

14 octobre 2001

An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.

Épisode 8 - Waking Quinn

21 octobre 2001

While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.

Épisode 9 - All That Jazz

28 octobre 2001

Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse still, who should happen upon poor, defenseless Murphy but an angry scorpion and a tooth-collecting maintenance robot?

Épisode 10 - Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui Bunch

9 décembre 2001

Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.

Épisode 1 - In The Closet

7 avril 2002

Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.

Épisode 2 - Stimutacs

28 avril 2002

Sparks starts pushing a new, "mostly kelp" energy pill that proves to be highly addictive.

Épisode 3 - Swimming in Oblivion

5 mai 2002

Behind the scenes at the chaotic "set" of Sealab 2021. In this episode, the voice actors use their own names rather than the characters'. The episode is a parody of Living in Oblivion by Tom DiCillo.

Épisode 4 - Der Dieb

12 mai 2002

A series of unexplained thefts leads Murphy to declare "Martian law". In the ensuing madness, everyone ends up blaming Quinn for all the thefts.

Épisode 5 - The Policy

3 novembre 2002

After running up thousands of dollars in credit card debt, Murphy can't come up with a way to pay for it all...until Sparks intervenes. He takes out life insurance policies on the crew before sending them on a fatal fool's errand, and proceeds to kill Captain Murphy with a homemade tesla coil in the hot tub. However, Captain Murphy grabs Sparks as he is being electrocuted, killing Sparks as well.

Épisode 6 - Hail, Squishface

10 novembre 2002

A mysterious Asian visitor brings an irresistibly cute Gloop (reminiscent of shmoos) onto the station, which Murphy names Squishface. There are two problems, though: Gloops stink, and they multiply so fast that eventually Sealab is overrun with them. This episode parodies "The Trouble With Tribbles", Gremlins, and Aliens. There is also a reference to the popular fps shooter Return to Castle Wolfenstien when Debbie calls out "I need ammo!" and a bullet icon appears over her head.

Épisode 7 - Bizzaro

17 novembre 2002

Who should come aboard SeaLab but the Bizarro versions of the crew, such as Bizarro Debbie, Bizarro Marco, Bizarro Murphy, Bizarro Sparks, Bizarro Stormy, and a sort-of Bizarro Dr. Quinn. The Bizarros hold the real crew captive, before beginning to torture the real crew. With Bizarro Torture.

Épisode 8 - Legend of Baggy Pants

24 novembre 2002

Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers. Finally, Murphy ends up at the local watering hole, 'The Idiot', and starts drinking. Heavily. Murphy also loses his hat.

Épisode 9 - Tinfins

8 décembre 2002

The crew of Sealab (along with a vapid gossip-show host, a bear in lederhosen and guest stars Kid 'n Play) star in a sneak preview special for the movie Tinfins, complete with plenty of ads for the restaurant Grizzlebee's: "You'll wish you had less fun".

Épisode 10 - 7211

15 décembre 2002

A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental disaster from happening.

Épisode 11 - Feast of Alvis

29 décembre 2002

Capt. Murphy's attempts at a happy Alvistide go awry thanks to non-Alvian crew members, an uncooperative electrician, and Alvis himself "crapping the buffet".

Épisode 1 - Brainswitch

26 mai 2003

An accident leaves Quinn comatose and Stormy allegedly smarter. Have they really switched brains?

Épisode 2 - Vacation

2 juin 2003 - 1/5

Dr. Quinn forcibly takes a well-deserved vacation, inside Sealab's walls, the crew attempts to find out what he's doing.

Épisode 3 - Fusebox

9 juin 2003

The electricity is out in Sealab, and the crew tries to turn the power back on. This episode shows the outside of the Sealab for 8 minutes, during which time nothing happens besides Stormy destroying a section of the Sealab, and occasional appearances by fish, sharks, and bubbles.

Épisode 4 - Article 4

16 juin 2003

A loophole in the Sealab charter turns everyone into captains, except Stormy (too stupid), Quinn (too proud to exploit the loophole), and the Chinese crew members (because of previous Asian accomplishments, including anime, among other things). How will Sealab survive? And where did Capt. Murphy go?

Épisode 5 - Return to Oblivion

16 novembre 2003

A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.

Épisode 6 - Splitsville

23 novembre 2003

Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together.

Épisode 7 - Tourist Season

30 novembre 2003

Captain Murphy opens Sealab to tourists, eventually prompting Dr. Virjay to renounce his religion, and begin to eat meat from cows.

Épisode 8 - Red Dawn

7 décembre 2003

Kommissar Murphy brings Marxist-Leninist ideals to Sealab.

Épisode 9 - Meet Beck Bristow

14 décembre 2003

Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role.

Épisode 10 - I, Robot, Really

21 décembre 2003

Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies?

Épisode 11 - Frozen Dinner

31 décembre 2003

The Sealab crew attempts a daring rescue mission to Ice Station Zebra, one of whose inhabitants has turned to cannibalism. They are accompanied by a German who "came with the sub," bears more than a passing resemblance to Jürgen Prochnow and is given to firing his pistol inside the sub and shouting "Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel!" Unfortunately, the two inhabitants of Ice Station Zebra cannot be rescued due to a lack of wetsuits, thanks to Debbie packing an attractive dress for herself instead.

Épisode 12 - Tornado Shanks

11 janvier 2004

As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.

Épisode 1 - ASHDTV

20 juin 2004

A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunately, the ASHDTV was supposed to go to Spacelab so they could destroy an asteroid hurtling towards the earth.

Épisode 2 - Chalkboard Jungle

27 juin 2004

Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unscientific view of education. The classic story "The Scarlet Ibis," by James Hurst, is ripped off as part of a classroom discussion of death. All the while, cuts are made between Debbie Love's classroom and the spa Love is visiting, creating a series of double entendres.

Épisode 3 - Dearly Beloved Seed

4 juillet 2004

The last of Captain Shanks' brothers (who are all named for mythical Greek heroes) dies from a heart attack while taking a dump; all the while, Hesh and Debbie Dupree get married.

Épisode 4 - Craptastic Voyage

11 juillet 2004

Quinn, White Debbie, and "He Who Smokes Bitches" Stormy Waters venture deep into Tornado Shanks to destroy a malignant tumor in Captain Shanks' head.

Épisode 5 - Let 'Em Eat Corn

18 juillet 2004

Tornado Shanks declares Sealab a sovereign nation in order to be his own tax haven. A wave of secession fever sweeps through the entire crew, with a half-dozen nations declaring themselves independent in a few minutes; with the help of two British businessmen, they are all soon armed with missiles allegedly loaded with nuclear warheads. When push comes to shove and every Sealab nation declares war on every other one, however, the nukes all turn out to be duds.

Épisode 6 - Neptunati

18 juillet 2004 - 5/5

Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.

Épisode 7 - Isla de las Chupracabras

14 novembre 2004

A team-building exercise goes horribly wrong when the Sealab crew are attacked by Chupacabras.

Épisode 8 - Joy of Grief

21 novembre 2004

A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.

Épisode 9 - Green Fever

28 novembre 2004

Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.

Épisode 10 - Sharko's Machine

5 décembre 2004

Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?

Épisode 11 - Return of Marco

12 décembre 2004

Marco died three episodes ago. What's he doing back? Later, Marco and Debbie sing Antônio Carlos Jobim's "Waters of March" in Portuguese.

Épisode 12 - Nightshift

A never-before mentioned crew of technicians on Sealab with their own episode.

Épisode 1 - Casinko

6 mars 2005

As it turns out Sealab was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is now sinking into the ocean floor. The only hope to save Sealab is John Bear, Sealab's resident Native American. But in order to save Sealab Shank's must agree to turn the Mess Hall into a casino which he does. But once the casino opens John Bear still won't stop the sinking (or let Debbie have a lounge show).

Épisode 2 - Butchslap

13 mars 2005

Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks recognizes the pep talk from a 60's show, which leads a drunken Quinn to sic the network on the fugitive TV star Marco.

Épisode 3 - Monkey Banana Raffle

20 mars 2005

Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.

Épisode 4 - Shrabster

28 mars 2005

The police want Shanks... Why? The story is revealed in reverse. But it involves a monster, a plan to improve the world, and Grizzlebee's.

Épisode 5 - Cavemen

4 avril 2005

Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.

Épisode 6 - Moby Sick

11 avril 2005

Abalon, a terminally ill whale, comes to Sealab and asks Doctor Quinn to kill him. While Quinn wonders whether or not he could end a life Stormy recognizes Abalon as the star of a show called ‘I Gotta Have That Dick' and starts bugging him with fan fics. While Quinn examines Abalon's whale cancer Marco accidentally eats some of it and is inspired to create his own drink called F-YEAH!

Épisode 7 - No Waterworld

18 avril 2005

All the water around Sealab has disappeared, and left Sealab high and dry. Where has it all gone?

Épisode 8 - Legacy of Laughter

25 avril 2005

The cast looks back over five years of "A Legacy of Laughter" in the style of one of those tacky TV reunion specials but of course since this IS Sealab, not all goes well.