schmoyoho

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Année : 2007

Nombre de saisons : 1

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Schmoyoho is made by The Gregory Brothers: Michael, Andrew, Sarah, and Evan. This channel is where we Songify® the universe in an attempt to create a cosmic dance party that brings world peace to all. Videos / series here include Songify the News (previously Auto-Tune the News), Songify This, the Takeo Cinematic Universe, and other strange offerings, that hopefully can help you thrust your pelvis in rhythm. Send us suggestions on Twitter or IG for our next video--then we can all sing and dance along together, our true destiny. business inquiries: schmoyoho@moreyellow.com

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Épisode 7 - Nashville Debate in Song and Dance

8 octobre 2008

The candidates once again break into song to determine who has the superior policies. Tom Brokaw enters the fray with style. Only you can decide who has the more skillful vocal stylings [Tom Brokaw / MG] Good evening from Belmont University and Nashville, Tennessee Im Tom Brokaw from the NBC Yeah, soulja for the truth since 1973 Right wing, left wing One of these playas bout to be in the West Wing [Katie Hamm] I got 3 babies And I need a tank of gas My mortgage is overdue And I gotta gotta pay it fast Tell me, whos gonna work it out, baby? Whos gonna work it out? [Obama] Its not enough just to help those at the top Prosperitys not just gonna trickle down Weve gotta help the middle class [McCain] Americans are angry Theyre upset And theyre a little fearful And its our job to fix the problem with all kinds of goodies Whatcha gonna do? Our goal should be in 10 years time we are free Oh, whatcha gonna do? Uh, uh, I have a plan to fix this problem Oh, whatcha gonna do? We can do it, we can do that, were goin to the moon as Americans because were the best Whos gonna work it out, baby? Whos gonna work it out? [Tom Brokaw/MG] Ill give you a fair warning Im Tom Brokaw The original gangsta From South Dakota to a nightly news anchor You can hate the game, you can even hate the playa But you cant hate this badass moderator [Allen Shaffer] We in a war thats never ending Does anybody have a plan? For Iraq and Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan, So many stan, I dont understand Tell me, whos gonna work it out, baby? Whos gonna work it out? [Obama] We will kill bin Laden We will crush Al Quaeda That has to be our biggest national security priority We have to change our policies with Pakistan [McCain] America is the greatest force for good in the history of the world My friends, we have gone to all four corners of the Earth Chorus [Tom Brokaw/MG] Im Tom Brokaw Mixin Metamucil in my vodka Ballin all night, getting jiggy with Barbara Walters After the debate its the after party and I $&*##@$&*#@$&*, I thought I told ya [Phil Elliot] Now the world is gettin hotter Because of crazy sh* we did How we ever gonna turn it back around So theres something left for my grandkids? Tell me, whos gonna work it out, baby? Whos gonna work it out? [Obama] This is not just a challenge, its an opportunity Because if we create a new energy economy we can create 5 million new jobs [McCain] Oil drilling offshore now is vital So that we can bridge the gap We can bridge the gap between imported oil Chorus Ad Libs

Épisode 9 - march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts. // Auto-Tune the News #1

11 avril 2009

Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. (all of our tracks & BTS goodies here - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers) The players include Sarah Gregory (she married my bro Evan Gregory): https://instagram.com/followsarahg More Songify the News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI&list=PL736C3116AD309B58&index=53 find us in other places: https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers tiktok: songifythis Webs & Store! https://thegregorybrothers.com 2nd channel: https://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament) Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget) Jim Nantz (on March Madness) Joe Biden (on the economic situation) Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win) Sarah's ancient 2009 link for posterity: http://www.myspace.com/sefullen Lyrics: MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go! NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy And it can get you in enormous trouble MG: What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea RG: We must rebalance this department's programs In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities SG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night Another convincing Carolina victory SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? MG: Three words: Vi ag ra. JB: There will continue to be job losses The remainder of this year The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound Before they begin to rebound Will they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to rebound And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship Trophy To Coach Roy williams and the North Carolina Tar Heels You can just tell the unity you had It's something very special And we saw it on the floor tonight SG: Oh yeah--- Michigan thought we was playing some football Lions' stadium; they played like the Lions Throwin interceptions in the first down Watchin us dunk on their ass Goin home cryin Congratulations Wayne I know you're emotional Talk about what this feels like WE: Feels great. You know, You never know what this feeling feels like Until you experience it. It's something that you really can't explain SG: Yeah, believe in your dreams MG: Yeah, you know you can never explain the unexplainable

Épisode 10 - pirates. drugs. gay marriage. // Auto-Tune the News #2

21 avril 2009

10th Anniversary Edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDf-oYz6hLQ For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. All the tracks & goodies on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers The players in the news opera include: Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice INSTAGRAM: ‪https://instagram.com/thegregorybrothers‬ TWITTER: ‪http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers ‬TIKTOK: songifythis *WEAR* G. Bros things on your body to make people ask you "what is a schmoyoho?" https://www.thegregorybrothers.com/ Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission AG: Well, don't you worry, baby boo You'll always have an angry gorilla to be angry with you That's what I do. Just ask Donkey Kong. He's in my crew KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast AG: Oh snap, how fast? KC: Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years AG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six AG: Shit! KC: Without it there could be a snowball effect AG: Oh KC: With temperatures rising even faster If we all don't take bold action and take it soon AG: Yeah, Both: We will find ourselves on very thin ice MG: Tell em, Hillary, pirates on very thin ice HC: These pirates are criminals They are armed gangs on the sea MG: That means the ocean HC: The United States does not make concessions Or ransom payments to pirates ... MG: Hello, shawty, we can meet up at the mall Browse around at the bookstore Mentally ball until we fall

Épisode 11 - Auto-Tune the News: Obama Flashback

1 mai 2009

On the occasion of Obama's 102nd day in office, let us take a brief, auto-tuned look back. Follow us everywhere to hear about cool stuff: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com thanks to barelypolitical for helping me with this! their channel here: http://www.youtube.com/barelypolitical Lyrics: BO: We are ready to lead once moooooooore EG: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 KC: Barack Obama is now officially The 44th President of the United States EG: Oooooh KC: But tomorrow President Obama begins to Unpack that enormous crate of burdens And expectations EG: And expectations KC: And expectations EG: Got to save the nation KC: Expectations EG: Shawty KC: Expectations EG: Shawtayeeeexpeeectaaaations KC: Expectations BO: I have come here tonight To speak frankly and directly To the men and women who sent us To the men and women who sent us Repeat with ad libs and cowbell I will do whatever it takes, whatever it takes To help the small business and the family That's what this is about To help the small business and the family, family Faaaaaaaamily MG/SG: Mama, Daddy, Granny, and your Great-Grandpappy Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-family MG/SG: He love his wife and kids--that's his modus operandi BO'Reilly: He did seem to bow A lot of Americans very angry about this (ooh ooh ah ah) BG: It sent a message that Islam Is superior to any other master or king Or president in the world An American president bound to a Muslim DM: Yeah, he bowed to the Saudi Left the seat up on the potty Must be a president of shoddy qualitayee LK: Here's the picture that bugged the hell out of me I mean it really pissed me off all weekend President Obama giving a warm handshake To, uh, Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez Ima put that up on the full screen and take a look at it ALE/MG: OK LK: Boys in the hood MG: Yeah, up to no good ALE: At least we're still capitalists ALE/MG: Knock on wood GB: Obama's aunt: she has a limp SC: Mooooooo GB: LIke little Tiny Tim: "I'd like more please, please" [sic] SC: Mooooo Moo Moo Moooo Mooooooo GB: "God bless us, every one" SC: Mooooo Moooooooooooooo MOOOOOooooooooooo

Épisode 12 - cuba. afghan friendship. 2-party woes // Auto-Tune the News #3

15 mai 2009

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Follow us: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Zach McNees helped mix: http://www.zachmcnees.com/ Lyrics: EH: I think this is an ignoramus statement Umm, I was even a person who thought You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point SG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over town EH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited Anywhere around me EG: Does baby need a tissue? Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you Before you caught him creeping with the Shih Tzu RM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaos RP: They need to change their attitude, attitude Their attitude, attitude MG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can do To make a change RP: You know, they talk about personal freedoms They have to believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believe RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! MG: You saying Republicans on crack Are you cozy with the Democrats? RP: I just don't think that either party Right now offers a whole lot MG: You'll see some real change From the 3rd party at my house Poppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked out Triple rhymin with Joe Biden While we Imbibin Hennessy Come on over--drinks on me, homey HK: We'll be friends with you AZ: And bff with you Main Damies with you HK: And colleagues with you AZ: I'll be in your crew HK: I'll be in yours, too AZ: Jumpin rope with you HK: Playin Donkey Kong with you AZ: Hatchin plans with you HK/AZ: invade Tajikistan with you HC: We do not believe either Afghanistan or Pakistan Can achieve lasting progress Without the full participation of all of your citizens Including women and girls AZ: Having a barbecue HK: Grilling a goat with you AZ: Grilling terrorists, too HK: Getting matching tattoos HC: The rights of women must be respected and protect-- AZ: --Picking flowers with you HK: Hot showers with you AZ: Falling in love with you HK: Nude at the zoo AZ/HK: Making memories at the pottery wheel, rubbing clay on you all afternoon KC: It would be one of the most dramatic Foreign policy about faces ever AG: To what do you refer, shawtayee? KC: A bipartisan bill in Congress would end The 47-year-old trade freeze with Cuba AG: Ojalá congreso le gusta esta KC: It has only spotty support so far But President Obama's already taken some baby steps Letting Cuban Americans visit family members And send them money But for most of us it's still a place that is Strictly off limits AG: Not for this G I just went there illegally Speaking of which, will you buy drugs from me On national TV? Don't fret--the people think I'm joking But guess what (what?)? I've never joked in my life; ooh-wee, shawtayee KC: The trade embargo made sense a half century ago AG: That's 50 years KC: During the Cold War Fidel Castro took sides with the enemy But the Soviet Union is long gone AG: Disbanded: KC/AG: Long gooooone! SG: Dick Cheney. Rush Limbaugh or Colin Powell. Who's your damie? DC: Well, if I had to choose, uh In terms of being a Republican I'd go with Rush Limbaugh My take on it was Colin had already left the party SG: I don't think that actually happened [awkward silence] This is an awkward silence; I guess I'll fill it with ad libs Oh! Shawty! Yeah EG: Whoo! Aaaah KC: Now it's up to Fidel and Raúl Castro AG: Esos Castros locos. Cuidado KC: President Obama says he wants to see Democratic reforms Particularly on human rights and free speech So congress will be looking for signs of change After almost 50 years AG: Ay, that's half a century KC: U.S. policy will not reverse overnight Relations remain chilly But for the 1st time in generations A thaw is possible AG: A thaw, but what sort of thaw? What exactly is thawing? KC: Very, very, very, very Very thin ice AG/KC: Very thin ice, very thin ice, very thin ice

Épisode 15 - spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor. // Auto-Tune the News #4

29 mai 2009

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera. YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh MG: I agree EG: Where all the shawties on the court? JS: It's ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court, uh, doesn't seem right to me. EG: Ain't nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs. MG: We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs. EG: When the court convenes it's an ancient sausage festival. MG: Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles.. BB: There are so many qualified women out there. MG: Qualified to get low in they apple-bottomed robe. MB: I completely agree with you. EG: And I complete agree, too. MG: How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who ain't a man? BB: Judge Ginsburg said, she's really very lonely without another woman. MG, EG, BB: Without another woman, lonely without another woman! EG: I know what it's like with a woman gone, cryin in the nude with the curtains drawn. MB: Breaking news! EG, MG: Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face! MB: Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor. EG, MG: She's a shawty, She's a Boricua! EG: Jurisprudent! JS: With soft thighs! MG: And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate, stayin up late, makin sure to thank heaven above. EG: because she ain't All: lonely without another woman, lonely without another woman! EG: Listen up, y'all, Joe Biden's got a shout out! This one goes out to all the serbians And also the ladies But mostly the Serbians JB: And until the Serbian people Look themselves in the face Understand what their leaders have done And convinced them of Until that moment arrives Serbian people will not Be able to shed this notion of victimization That all of their leaders prey upon And manipulate them with Until that moment arrives Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face Until that moment arrives Until that moment arriiiiiiiiives KC: April showers bring May flowers But what do May flowers bring? AG: Romance for a shawty KC: Possibly lead poisoning AG: ::Barf:: KC: Lead poisoning AG: ::Barf, barf:: I'm gettin sick like ::Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf:: KC: Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the Fruits and vegetables of your labor AG: Shawty KC: You'd better get your soil tested first AG: Oh KC: Your soil tested first AG: Oh, I live in the ghetto So I'll expect the worst KC: Paint chippings and old pesticides May be buried insiiiiide AG: Me, oh my KC: Raising the level of lead in the soil The tests are inexpensive And some local health departments Do them for freeeeeeee AG: Even for a talking head thug like me? KC: Once you're in the clear Mary, Mary quite contrary Plant away AG: Okay And when asked how does your garden grow Tell them it's healthy, green and lead-free AG: I'll say it's healthy, green and lead-free, shawty KC: Healtheeeeeee AG: Healtheeeeeee, believe me I ain't tryna munch on a poison zucchini NG: This bill actually has the secretary of energy Regulating jacuzzis Now, the ideastrikes me As close to being nuts AG: I agree--I'm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry JI: The only jacuzzis this will regulate Will have to produce 2,500 mega watts of energy AG: You made me angry with lies Hurt my angry gorilla pride; I'm angry NG: On page 233, uh Line 5: portable electric spas All: Portable electric spas! MG: No spa is above the law! NG: Now, I don't know what a portable electric spa is I was told it was a jacuzzi But that's in this bill AG: So it's true! I'm no longer angry at you My original anger's renewed JI: We will give you a hot spa That is energy efficient I hope that doesn't offend you AG: He might have a point My anger's makin a switch Cuz you're being a little b*$& But maybe not Maybe you're just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis ohhhhhh What's this? a single tear that is wet that i shed When an angry gorilla cries Who's gonna be there to dry his eyes? And when an angry gorilla's depressed Who's gonna heal him with a soft caress? Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks Ooh ooh ah ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete And I'm a soulja, but a soulja's got feelings, Don't know whom to lend my anger to, And that's why I'm crestfallen and confused Shawty

Épisode 17 - smoking lettuce. American blessings. // Auto-Tune the News #5

19 juin 2009

Joe Biden blesses America from space as Rep. Steve Buyer decries the dangers of smoking lettuce. All our tracks on YT Memberships & patreon - https://youtube.com/schmoyoho/join https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers G. Bros in other places http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers find Leafy Green T-shirts (and MORE) in our store: http://shop.gregorybrothers.com our second channel: http://youtube.com/gregorybrothers Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke! SG: The more produce we come across, the more problems we see. KC: Some companies say they've received hundreds of applications for just a single opening. One man sent a shoooooe to his prospective employer EG: Shawtayee, don't you know That Air Jordan was from meeee? KC: I wore a long, white eyelet dress and a floppy white hat And carried a walking stick EG: Oo-wee! Am I crazy, am I trippin on shrooms Or you singin bout pimpin on the late night news? Katie Coo, baby boo, you got swagga like a star Don't stop, real talk, we gon take it to the charts! You can be KC: Lady Gaga EG: I can be KC: T-Pain EG: We can be KC: Bringing on the boogie EG: Droppin rhymes like rain You can be KC: Lady Gaga EG: I can be KC: T-Pain Both: Bringing on the boogie EG: With floppy hats and pimp canes LC: We've got some breaking news Let's go to Tracy Burns--she's got all the news TB: Actually, Liz, I think you wanna jump up to Robert Robert: Tracy, baby, you crazy I don't know what the hell's goin on Or where the camera belongs Let's go to Nicole NP: Me? Robert: Yeah, you NP: Me? Robert: Baby boo NP: Me? Robert: Whooo-ooooooooh NP: Me? Robert: Nicole don't know; let's throw it to Joe Joe: Uh, you know, I'm, uh, tryna get a hold of this myself Breaking news guys, um I, I don't have it, Liz, I have to send it back down to you I'm afraid LC: Okay, that's okay But the basics of it is Clearly this is a fascinating story

Épisode 18 - Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin. // Auto-Tune the News #6

11 juillet 2009

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers disclaimer: DON'T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!) the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=287197640&s=143441 YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3 MB: It is time to stand up and say We get to choose We get to choose It's one of the two liberty or tyranny EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity? MG: chastity? HW: puppetry? OB: obesity? JE: marijuanity? pretty please?! MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government It's our choice, what will we choose today? Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny? MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant? SG: I thought this bill was about the climate NP: Just remember these 4 words For what this legislation means Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs Let's vote for jobs CC: and jobs NP: and jobs CC: don't forget about jobs Speaker: Those in favor say "aye". CC: AAAAYYE! Speaker: Those opposed, "no". JB: Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!! The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word: JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell noooooooo! Nano Man: hell no! Let's allow America to flourish to allow jobs to flourish, and allow freedom to flourish! hell noooooooo! --------------------- SP: I'm not wired to operate under the same old politics as usual. With this announcement that I'm not seeking re-election, I've determined that it's best to transfer the authority of governor to Lieutenant Governor Parnell. RS: Hey, could she be pregnant? EG: Pregnant with ideas bout how to run for president! CW: Interesting and perhaps successful strategy to win her the presidency. MG: To win you gotta quit! EG: To quit you gotta win! MG: the chips are on the table - WK: She's really all in. But it's high risk. JL: The people who like her Are still gonna like her The people who have doubts about her Are just gonna have the same doubts EG: No doubt JL: Same doubts MG: SHAWTAYEE All: Same doubts! ---------------------- Couric: What do you do if you have Tylenol and other medications with acetaminophen? JE: I take a fistful of pills and get busy mixin em in my gin What about Vicodin and Percocet? Will they be banned ultimately? JE: Not if I can help it! You know it's unconstitutional To take away my God-given pharmaceuticals ----------------------- BO: I have warned that one day Michael Jackson would wake up dead Wake up, wake up dead Meredith, I had warned everyone-- SG: --He told you so BO: --one day we're going to have this experience I feared this day And here we are Keith, people often die for very strange reasons They wake up dead Wake up, wake up dead EG: wakin up MG: wakin up BO: wakin up KC: wakin up EG: wakin up is a strange reason to diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie .......whoo! ---------------------------------------------------

Épisode 19 - texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7

3 août 2009

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers follow us on your site of choice: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! http://www.myspace.com/asteele also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Ilyich_Tchaikovsky lyrics: JE: Let's get it right. ABS: Let's get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic, you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz? AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves. JE: Lettuce leaves. ABS: They put me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree! ABS: WTF? JE: In biology. ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe. DB: It is painful, it is shameful. ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole. JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne full top of the world. ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police Putcha head down and just wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Don't say nothin. ABS: Shh. DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Putcha head down ALL: Do the dance now! DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AH: This is happening all the time It's really stunning ------------------------- PB: This has been a country built by white folks. 100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence, White folks, Whi--i--i--ite folks! I look at the track team, and they're all black folks. I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got. Fastest guys in the country, Fastest in the wooooorld. Black folks, Bla---a--a--ack folks! SG: WTF? I think I'm having an stroke, Suffering a white guy overload. Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe. OH. AS: It's not always just black and white, black and white. We're fighting right now for a young white male Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum. EG: Why they gotta disrespect him? SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend? AS: Sticking something in his rectum. ------------------- DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City. With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke! CC: We broke! DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out a way to help the Americans who are about to choke! CC: No joke! DL: Oh yes we've got trouble. Trouble, trouble. CC: Triple trouble. DL: Trouble, trouble. CC: Big time trouble. DL: T! Rhymes with - CC: P! DL: Rhymes with - CC: C! DL: Rhymes with - CC: G! AG: I'm angry!! DL: Rhymes with D. And it stands for Democrat. CC: Oooh. ------------------- KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous. EG/SG: Treacherous! MG: Perilous! KC: People who were text messaging were 20 times more likely to have an accident than those who were talking on phones instead of typing. Just say no. EG: But I'm a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can't stop! KC: Get a designated texter. MG: [sexy breathing] Ow! KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. ---------------------------------------- ----------- find us on facebook: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers and/or on twitter: http://www.twitter.com/autotunethenews

Épisode 20 - dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain) // Auto-Tune the News #8

2 septembre 2009

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here: http://www.youtube.com/user/TPainVideos http://twitter.com/DaRealerstTPAIN http://www.facebook.com/t-pain links to us: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: JB: Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: "Made in America." All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: Imagine, imagine... All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: That's what I want to imagine! All: God bless y'all. MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk. All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk! EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle. EG: woo! SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance. SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance! MR: Katie Couric is off today. AG: But I'm still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay. MR: I'm Maggie Rodriguez. AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let's talk about the noo-ews. MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying foul. AG: Crying how? MR: Crying fowl. AG: oh MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes AG: True. MR: Operation Goose-Be-Gone involves reducing the population within five miles of the airport Both: Those geese are cooked. Those geese are cooked, cooked, cooked. MR: Wildlife experts and the FAA agree Both: Those geese are cooked. AG: The Federal Commission of Me agrees Both: Those geese are cooked. AG: Now they livin on a wing and a prayer Both: A wing and a prayer AG: How many geese? MR: Two thousand geese. AG: That's a lot of geese. MR: Those geese are f---ed. AG: So sad and so tasty for my helpless flyin homies. MR: The debate continues in New York, but for now Both: Those geese are cooked, cooked. CG: As you can see from the chart, A massive fire-breathing Debt and Deficit Dragon CG: I have a chart. CC: He has a chart! CG: I have a chart. CC: A dragon chart! CG: The surtax is painful to the goose, Lethal to the goose CC: Which goose? CG: The goose that lays the golden egg CC: My favorite goose CG: The goose that lays, the goose that lays, lays the golden egg. CC: That goose is cooked, cooked, cooked! JE: Am I wasted or did that really transpire? So many metaphors my brain is on fire. *phone* Ay! TPain: Ay! JE: Ay! TPain: Ay! JE: Aaaay! TPain: Tell Katie-Coo, stop screenin my calls. Or else, she gon be on Very thin ice JE: Very thin ice KC: Very thin ice All: Very thin ice JE: Sing it T-Pain, geese are on All: Very thin ice MR: Those geese are cooked, those geese are cooked, cooked. SVP: Give 'em another chance. CG: The goose that lays the golden egg! MR: Those geese are f----ed. Those geese are All: Made in America, made in America SVP: Michael Vick served his time JE: But he's on very thin ice All: Very thin ice. Very very very thin ice. CG: I have a chart. MG: I have a mullet. CG: I have a chart. MG: I'm offerin you a piece of bread. How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet. piece of BREEAAD!

Épisode 22 - Nobel. health care. United Nations. // Auto-Tune the News #9

15 octobre 2009

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Follow us EVERYWHERE: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Seamos un tilín mejores Y un poco menos egoístas Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Huele a esperanza FR: In this common endeavor Huele a esperanza GB: All of us work together HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement Because the time has come UN Choir: To smell the hope! GB: For growth to be sustained It has to be shared UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope! BO: The time has come UN Choir: To smell a better world!! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere. AG: Don't get sick That's right, don't get sick If you have insurance, don't get sick If you don't have insurance, don't get sick If you're sick, don't get sick Just don't get sick That's the Republicans' health care plan CC: He has a chart AG: An angry chart CC: A chart that helps us learn! AG: ooh ooh ah ah If you get sick in America, die quickly That's right--the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick AG: I agree! CC: He agrees! AG: Angrily! CC: Cuz he's angry! KO: Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death? Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life's an impossible quest The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment Us: Yeah, we're in agreement But first we gotta lay down some All: High speed rail Us: Bail out some All: Banks Us: Save your daddy with the leftover change KO: How can we be so heartless? Us: We're nihilists! KO: How can we be so heeeeaaartless? Us: We're tryna die quick! KO: What more obvious role could government have Than the defense of the life of each citizen? KC: How is the Nobel Peace Prize decided? BS: Well, uh, that is what people were asking all day today Bølverk: We mix a secret potion, And roll the ancient dice, Then hire a focus group And have a human sacrifice. KC: A lot of people are asking today why do you think the committee elected President Obama? Bølverk: I believe a prize for peace should go to the biggest wuss. BS: They were giving Obama a prize for not being George Bush. Choir: They can smell the hope!! KC: Take a deep breath! Choir: And hope a smelly world! KC: A deep breath! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere

Épisode 24 - Auto-Tune the Ads: Sony. Justin Timberlake. Peyton Manning.

19 novembre 2009

It is once again proven that everything sounds better with a bass line as unsuspecting ad participants break into song. More Songify This! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08FD35E184A24E7F us in more places: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers all our tracks / goodies - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers the original ad spots: http://www.youtube.com/sonyelectronics Lyrics: Evan: [screams]Famous guys playin ping pong blowin my mind--I'd better drop a beat that's crazy on FIYAAAAHHHHH! Justin: Ah - Ah, It's on fiyah! Oo - Ah, It's on fiyah! Fiyah, it's on fiyah! Andrew: We gonna burn a hole straight through to China! Peyton: --Mandarin-- Justin: --Mandarin-- Gal: Can this do everything I need it to? Gal: What camera should I get? Sarah: I've never been shopping before... Justin: Really?? Guy: These all seem the same. Peyton: They're not! Guy: These all seem the same. Peyton: They're not! Guy: These all seem the same, seem the same... Group: Seem the same, seem, seem the same. Evan: Or at least very similar. Gal: These all seem the same. Erin: You can't fake Sony quality. It makes watching sports in HD better. Michael: It glues your ass and the couch together. Evan: Watchin' TV and readin' e-books forever! Guy: Don't all these pretty much do the same thing? Julia: No, actually. The Sony Vaio has a Blu-Ray disc player, Andrew: Tasty cuisine, Julia: HD Screen, Evan: Shaving cream; Julia: It's an entertainment machine. Andrew: Filling your empty life with meaning. Nigel: Get a Sony! Get a Sony! Get a Sony! Get a Sony! Michael: Alright, I'll buy it before you bust a vein, homey. Sarah: Death of a Salesman, 'bout to win a Tony. Nigel: Sony gets the best Sony shot by shooting amazing Sony high-definition Sony video. Gal: What do you know about cameras? Michael: He knows a lot about cameras! Evan: Calm down, everyone! It's gettin' tense in here! Can a shawty say somethin' that'll clear the air? Julia: Absolutely. The new Sony Vaio lifestyle PC has entertainment, sports scores - Andrew: A tiny little monkey, cooking me s'mores.

Épisode 30 - Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden) // Auto-Tune the News #11

5 avril 2010

Nigel Farage teams up with the Angry gorilla to shout in the EU as Joel Madden sings a plaintive duet with Katie Couric. Get all our tracks & special goodies on patreon or memberships- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Find Joel Madden online: http://www.goodcharlotte.com http://www.twitter.com/JoelMadden Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/mikepenny01 Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Instagram! http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC: Last month, comedian Bill Cosby was surprised to read that he died. JM: How can he read if he's dead? KC: Chief Justice John Roberts was the last to know he resigned. JM: Maybe he should check his head! KC:All of those stories, of course are pure poppycock that proliferated online. JM: I do it all the time, makin up s--- is so sublime. KC: But that of course is little solace for the reader who simply wants to surf the web without getting pulled under by a riptide of lies. JM: You can't protect the web from a--holes like me, shorty! KC: Truth can rip through cyberspace as quickly as lies Bloggers gnaw at new information like piranhas in a pool JM: Don't play me for a fool you know as well as I, we're both getting owned by the Both: Rip, riptide of lies pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies Pure poppycock! I want to surf, surf the web without getting pulled under by a rip, riptide of lies! GB: You hit on a guy at a wedding. EM: I I So GB: Explain that one first. EM: Okay, so we're at a wedding, New Year's Eve, everyone had too much to drink. There were 300 people there, I went with a bridesmaid, danced with her, I grabbed a bachelor. Now they're sayin I groped a male staffer! Yeah, I did! - Um. - Yeah, yeah, yeah! Staffers: A manly back-rub. Just a back rub! EM: We all live together, all the bachelors and me. Staffers: Naked in the tub! EM:You can take anything out of context! Staffers:Huggin! EM: You can take anything out of context! Staffers: Scrubbin! EM: You can take anything out of context! Staffers: Rubbin and humpin! EM: Yeah! Staffers: Ticklin and jumpin! EM: Yeah, yeah! I tickled him till he couldn't breathe, then four guys jumped on me. It's my fiftieth birthday. GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not, An avalanche is coming your way. An avalanche of lies, SG: pulled under by an avalanche of lies! KC/JM: Pure poppycock! GB: Whether you're telling the truth or not, SG: you're guaranteed to get caught Both: in an avalanche of lies! Staffer: Massa staffers! Droppin a St. Bernard of truth But we already drank the brandy My boss tickles me like a true G, He straddles me so masculine No stoppin' when i'm askin' him When he cootchie-coo my armpits, i'm a goner Tryna pretend that i don't notice his boner! Tryna distract him with headlines from China He just drop his drawers and pull out his vagina! -------- Staffers: Whenever you hear the boss swaggerin down the hall, you know he gonna drop a double cup on your tennis balls! You have to be a soldier, a real man, to soothe a male staffer with the stroke from a tender hand! Ain't nothin wrong with a Massa massage when you're in a chronic platonic quintuple menage! The entourage gripped in a bear hug that they can't escape Tryna pretend they don't notice when he ejacu- - #AutoTuneTheNews #AngryGorilla

Épisode 33 - weed. lesbian allegaytions. // Auto-Tune the News #12

17 juin 2010

Get all our tracks & goodies on patreon & memberships: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire mass song breakouts. Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: YouTube 2! https://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Instagram! https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! https://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4,000 an ounce That's way too much $400 an ounce That's ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh... That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they're gay That's all, I've, I've known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She's gay, she's gay! I saw the allegation: she's gay, she's gay! Her sexual orientation Significant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian) Gay, gay, gay, gay like two men sunbathing together on a beach (3x) Or something like that The White House denies her gayness But she got Village People on her iPod playlist ::laughing/chuckling/chortling:: There's nothing wrong with a little levity When we're short on thoughts and long on brevity ::bantering:: Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian)...... we're having a conversation about the implication of sexual orientation a silly allegation of extreme exaggeration and pointless information when it comes to confirmation You would have to smooooke 14 joints in 1960 Today minus 50 To get just as hiiiigh As in 2010 with just 1 joint Goin back in time always disappoints Isn't that amazing? It's gonna be crazy in 2060 If we legalize marijuana It would be a very dark day In California Dark with smooooke Very bad idea Would it balance our budget? It would not! Half of voters favor legalizing pot If we legalize marijuana It would be a dark, dark day Very bad! A dark, dark best day I'd ever have A dark, dark, dark, dark, dark dark day. #AutoTuneTheNews #schmoyoho

Épisode 39 - Bed Intruder Song - Full Version

7 août 2010 - 1/5

Bed Intruder on vinyl: https://enjoytheriderecords.com/products/bed-intruder-various-other-youtube-hits-7-hide-yo-kids-hide-yo-wife-etr089 and streaming everywhere: https://open.spotify.com/album/6Vw3OxeQEdQCIJOHMbCpsb?highlight=spotify:track:349sbJIiRwKZ1UEMOPr9jp Get all our remixes & songs here - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Antoine's channel: http://www.twitter.com/antoinedodson24 shirt design /album art by Shelli Langdale - more of her work here: http://www.oustcat.com other places to find us: https://www.youtube.com/user/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers store: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com LYRICS: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real you are really, really, really, really so dumb i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so chorus bout 5'9", 5'10" coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar with some little waves in his head clean cut, very smooth face seein my sister when i walked in he had his hands around her neck first thing was to pull him off of her and that's what i did chorus well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park are you serious, my boy? i got your t-shirt i got your scent i know what shoe size you wear, my boy so you can run and hide but we're gonna find you, find you chorus x2 (with ballet dancers, orchestra, choir, etc.) #HideYourKids #HideYourWife

Épisode 41 - Bankers' Song - We Didn't See It Comin

27 août 2010

"How Wall Street Made The Crisis Worse" by NPR's Planet Money in collaboration with ProPublica: http://n.pr/aRwYgs This song, fondly entitled "We Didn't See It Comin", by The Gregory Brothers with some help from various titans of finance, not to mention the FCIC, scrutinizing in the key of B minor. Planet Money: http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/ ProPublica: http://www.propublica.org/ Follow us on your site of choice: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics: Were you pulling funny business while you were doing business, with everyone's money on the line? Some of the activities we undertook .. contributed to the prevailing mood at the time. So did you know right then it would all come crashing in, that something funky was cookin? We didn't know it then, or even today, when it actually crossed over into bubble territory. So you didn't see it coming, you didn't see it coming, well didya see it coming, did anybody see it coming? No one involved in the housing system foresaw a dramatic and rapid depreciation of home prices. No one? Lenders, Nobody? rating agencies, Anybody? investors, Somebody? insurers, consumers, regulators and policymakers. So you never saw it coming at all? And then when you look back, you always look back, and you look back, and you say well, these were warning signs. And then when you look back, you always look back, and you look back, (hindsight!) and you say well, these were warning signs. They're not obvious at the time, they're only obvious in hindsight (hindsight!). They're not obvious at the time, they're only obvious in hindsight. So no one ever coulda seen it comin at all! Wellll, *exhale* I'm not sooo sure about that.

Épisode 42 - BACKIN UP SONG!!

4 septembre 2010 - 2/5

Buy the song on iTunes! https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/backin-up-song-feat.-diana/id411095462?at=10laZr&mt=1&app=music Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers After the plot of 2 armed thieves is foiled by a brave store clerk, Diana of Kansas City excitedly recaps the fiasco in song, extolling the teachings of her father. 2nd channel: http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers tag sheet music: http://bit.ly/9BtU8J Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: https://www.youtube.com/user/gregoryb... http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Our store: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com ORIGINAL VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcpx8O82KLM& CHORDS Chorus: Eb - Bb (x4) Verse: Fmin - Bb - Eb - Ebmin/Ab (x2) LYRICS I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good I'm backin' the hell outta there And I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my God I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.) My daddy taught me gooood. I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cup And outta the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come in One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie. Black hoodie. (White hoodie!) White hood. (Black hoodie!) They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!" And I'm like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need coffee now?!" And soooooo The guy in black starts comin' down, comin' down down down down And I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good I'm backin' the hell outta there And I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my God. I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.) My daddy taught me gooood. #BackinUp

Épisode 43 - driving. stripping. swinging. (ft. Weezer) // Auto-Tune the News #13

13 septembre 2010 - 5/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers The hallowed inner sanctum of U.S. Government rocks hard with the aid of representatives from the state of =w=. Weezer's new album 'Hurley' now available - http://www.weezer.com or on iTunes: http://bit.ly/weezertube quartet sheet music: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers?v=photos#!/photo.php?pid=4861378&id=46060559283&ref=fbx_album Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com Chords: chorus - E B verse 1 - F# G#min E B verse 2 - B5 E5 Lyrics: Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November I am here! I am not going away! Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too You know, what the hell--do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiind Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away I violated the rules and I'm apologizing For God's sake, I'm 80 years old And all I'm saying is heck, Have the ethics committee expedite this-- This is an emergency Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away He's still a contender He will not surrender Don't you leave him Swinging in the wind until November Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiiiind Do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiind There's a lot of pain and anguish from people worried about this Islamic Center What about these strip joints? strip joints? strip joints? Are these people who are holier than thou condemning the strip joints nearby? Let's take a closer look at the strippers to see if they got somethin to hiiiiiiiide! Painting Islam with a broad brush makes our problems worse, worse, worse Makes them wooooooorse! And I don't like it, nobody should like it, like it Painting strip joints with a broad brush makes our problems worse (worse), worse (worse), worse (much worse!) It was done to the Jews before--that's why we have perpetual war Blood and gore! Perpetual war Forevermore! Perpetual war Persecutin Islamic strippers I don't like it Puttin a ban on Halal liquor nobody should like it Burnin Qur'ans to get people pissed I don't like it Puttin Tinky Winkie on the no-fly list I don't like it, nobody should like it Republicans drove our economy into a ditch We got in there and we pushed and we shoved And these guys were standin sippin on a slurpee And they got the nerve to ask for the keys back I don't wanna give em the keys back They don't know how to dri--don't know how to drive When you wanna go forward in your car, what do you do? You put it in D, they're gonna pop it in reverse I don't wanna give em the keys back They don't know how to dri--don't know how to drive Our metaphorical car got no brakes and no gearshift We'll go metaphorically far while we're standin in the ditch, bitch!

Épisode 48 - Rent: Too Damn High! Song.

5 novembre 2010

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1! https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers In the future, all political debates will be moderated by a DJ in a spaceship, and the debaters will sing and rap their way to glorious victory. Jimmy McMillan of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party demonstrates this utopian vision with a roaring rendition of his party's eponymous theme. ORIGINAL VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0 FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com CHORDS Verse: Gm, Ebmaj7, Dm7, Cm7, F Chorus: Bb, Gm, Bb, Ab7, Eb, C7/E, F, D7/F# 2 Damn High Bridge: Bb, C, Gm (rpt), Eb, F, Bb, Eb, F, Gm LYRICS I represent "The Rent is Too Damn High" Party. People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week - Some a third job - why? The rent is too damn high! The people I'm here to represent can't afford to pay their rent. 'Cause rent is too damn high! The people being laid off right now can't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only a governor, like a father of a house can put everything in control. The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency is the way to go! To go, go, go, go! This will reduce the cost, you cut the rent down you cut the taxes down! To give business owners a chance to hire people! To give business owners a chance to hire people! That is it, nothing else to be said! End of subject, there's nothing else to talk about. Some say, I'm a one issue candidate. But it all boils down to one thing! What? RENT! Is too damn high! The people I'm here to represent can't afford to pay their rent. 'Cause rent is too damn high! The people being laid off right now can't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only a governor, like a father of a house can put everything in control. The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency is the way to go, The way to go! To go, go, go, go! Rent is too damn high! The rent is too damn high. (too damn high!) Rent is too DAMN high! The rent is too damn high. (too damn high!) Too damn high, too damn high, too damn high! Rent is too DAMN high! The rent is too damn high. Closing statement... As a karate expert, I will not talk about anyone up here. Listen! Someone's child's stomach just growled. Did you hear it? Did you did you hear it? Gotta listen like me. Because our children can't afford to live anywhere. Once again, why? You said it - - - The rent is too damn high!

Épisode 51 - Songify This - Poke Me - Amir sings his plea

2 décembre 2010

Amir, that rapscallion, wouldn't stop posting videos on Jake's Facebook wall. It was simply inevitable that his series of pokelamations would become a delightful aria. HOW did JAKE & AMIR REACT to getting SONGIFIED?? http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1944214 Plus you can download the full song "Poke Me" for FREE: http://thegregorybrothers.com/music.html MORE JAKE AND AMIR TO LOVE- http://www.facebook.com/jakeandamir http://www.twitter.com/jakeandamir FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: YouTube 2! http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://thegregorybrothers.com CHORDS Chorus: Eb - Bb - Ab - Bb - Eb Eb - Bb - Ab - Abm - Eb Verse: Fm - Ab - Cm - Eb Fm - Ab - Cm-Gm-Ab-Eb - Bb LYRICS poke me poke me poke my wall poke me poke my face poke my pictures poke my videos I want you to poke my status and I want you to poke yourself go poke yourself accept the poke, that's it! then poke me back, game over then I can poke you then poke me back and we're done that's it, that's all I want then I'll poke you again and you poke me back poke me back. So I saw you did a bunch of stuff on Facebook but you didn't poke me you accepted John Cleland's friend request you don't even know that guy yeah, you went to high school or college with him but i bet you don't know what his favorite food is and you know what mine are. CHICKEN MCNUGGETS, BITCH! four, or two you said you're maybe attending a stand-up comedy show how did you do that without first checking who poked you? you didn't. you couldn't, so‚ poke me poke me poke my wall poke me poke my face poke my pictures poke my videos I want you to poke my status and I want you to poke yourself go poke yourself accept the poke, that's it! then poke me back, game over then I can poke you then poke me back and we're done that's it, that's all I want then I'll poke you again and you poke me back poke me back.

Épisode 52 - Backin Up Song - Full Version (on spotify, apple, and your toaster)

20 décembre 2010 - 1/5

buy the song on iTunes: https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/backin-up-song-feat.-diana/id411095462?at=10laZr&mt=1&app=music Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers SITE: http://www.thegregorybrothers.com SHIRTS: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com ORIGINAL VIDEOS: http://www.kmbc.com/news/24836888/detail.html & http://www.kmbc.com/video/24837823/detail.html WALK OFF THE EARTH COVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p8p5JkWUGg SHELLI LANGDALE: http://oustcat.org Gregory Brothers links: Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers 2nd YouTube! http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers CHORDS: Chorus: Eb - Bb (x4) Verse: Fmin - Bb - Eb - Ebmin/Ab (x2) Bridge: Bb LYRICS I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good I'm backin' the hell outta there And I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my God I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.) My daddy taught me good. I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cup And outta the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come in One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie. Black hoodie. (White hoodie!) White hoodie. (Black hoodie!) They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!" And I'm like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need coffee now?!" And soooooo The guy in black starts comin' down, comin' down down down down (Chorus) So I backed farther and farther away, And I'm like, don't look don't look don't look. And he comes right to me and he goes, Get down now! Get down now! And I just drop to my knee, see my little knee. And, and then when I figure I'm safe I'm like, countin' to two thousand. And I don't hear nothin'....Nothin! Then I hear: BOOM BOOM BOOM! I'm like, Ohhhmigod they're dead! (Chorus) And I'm like I'm gonna have to find all my friends dead, And then they were laughing (ha ha), They shot the robber! Hero of the day, saved my life, saved my life! They shot the robber! Hero of the day, saved my life. Mi amigos, he's a hero. (Chorus) #BackinUp #Songify #SongifyThis

Épisode 54 - Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

8 mars 2011

Buy our new Christmas album: https://thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/ or on iTunes Spotify etc Get exclusive videos from us for just $1! https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers facebook http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers twitters http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers instagrams http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers mastered by http://mattshane.com #winning #winning backup vox - Catherine Provenzano - https://kenniston.bandcamp.com/releases ORIGINAL interviews: ABC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMRYbhPbZE NBC: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/41824892 CNN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WSZ_xnbILE 2ND CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com CHORDS: Em Bm/D Am Em Em Bm/D Am C D Em C G LYRICS: I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen It's not available, if you try it once you will die Your face will melt off And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body You love to party What's not to love? The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like Droopy eyed armless children That's how I party That's how I party I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning I have one gear: GO - epic winning Are you bipolar? I'm bi-winning Win here, win there, win win everywhere ----- inspirational bridge ----- I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it Win here, win there, win win everywhere I've got a list -- help me sort this From the epic win to the desperately winless Chicken nuggets - WINNING Bubblegum - WINNING Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING Slow dancing - WINNING Slow pantsing - WINNING Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK Adonis blood - WINNING Violent love - WINNING Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING Childbirth - WINNING Colin Firth -WINNING Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING chorus #Songify #Winning #CharlieSheen

Épisode 61 - Get Money, Turn Gay - Songify the News #1

23 janvier 2012

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody. SONGIFY the free iPhone app -http://bit.ly/songify or on Android: http://bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid shirts and stuff - http://www.thegregorybrothers.com/music-store/ Joseph Gordon-Levitt's channel, hitRECord: http://www.youtube.com/hitrecord Collaborate with him on his web site: http://www.hitrecord.org More Gregory Brothers: 2nd Channel! http://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers ‬Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers ‬Webs! http://www.thegregorybrothers.com‬ original videos: Newt Gingrich on cash money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0LMt5ciRc Jim Stossel on voting : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7GHzpNlXc Vermin Supreme on Various metaphysics:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao More Vermin Supreme: http://www.verminsupreme.com/ Lyrics: My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme And you can vote, you can vote for me. For president if you want And my name is Vermin, and uh, okay. Do you still stand by your pony pledge? Yes, I do, free ponies for all Turn all that pony poop to methane gas. One more thing, Jesus told me to make Randall Terry gay - He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay! Whooo Whoooo! Thank you, alright, okay. And all the un-gay is melting away! He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay! Whooo Whoooo! Not a single straight gene in his DNA 'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin'Turnin' gay! Our instinct says everybody should vote but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote! The kids are not paying attention - Yeah, on election day give 'em detention This endless cheerleading - Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids. All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid. Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors? You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor Those kids who get money, cash money. Light janitorial duty - get money Work in the cafeteria - cash money Cash money is a good thing if you're poor Get some cash money, then get some more. Imma help poor people learn how to get a job Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get That money, that cash Get money, get a stash Get that money, that cash Get money, get a whole damn stash

Épisode 63 - Legalize Everything - Einstein for President

23 février 2012 - 5/5

Senator Jefferson Einstein, (R) South Dakota, eloquently elaborates on the libertarian views which have helped him surge in the polls -- and that he believes will carry him to victory. Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Shirts: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Tweetin: http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers Facebookin: http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers Find out MORE about Junkie Einstein's voting record as the race for President heats up: On drug legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI#t=42 On smoking lettuce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eooXNd0heM#t=48 On prescription medicine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8#t=1m48s On the existential crisis of not knowing if life is really happening: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE&feature=relmfu#t=2m07s On how one can understand the poetry of Congress: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA&feature=related#t=42 On the economic benefit of marijuana legalization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbc2NaLuv1A&feature=relmfu Lyrics: When you look on this stage Under all these bright lights, You just see some guys That you don't really like At all, grow some balls When you choose tonight! But if you vote for me You'll be doin the country A really, really big favor--trust me, you can thank me later When I legalize everything I can guarantee you'll be Much, much more happy With me I can satisfy all your needs For shady activities As you please, like Prostitutes and drugs Panda skin rugs Automatic weapons Exposin your erections It's high time You vote for Einstein I'll legalize everything Euthanizin old people Poachin bald eagles I'll fire the regulators Of asbestos toilet paper It's high time for Einstein I'll legalize everythiiiiing If you vote for him You'll be helpin the nation - God's favorite nation - Live like the founding fathers did And never have to bother with Laws against anything He can guarantee you'll be Much more happy and free (Ron Paul: constitutionally!) If you wanna see tyranny's demise Realized we should legalize Newt Gingrich: Public urination Rick Santorum: Without taxation Mitt Romney: Buying the election All: Exposin our erections! You got it! It's high time you vote for Einstein Einstein: I'll legalize everything: Extreme religious sex/sects Interspecies sex/sects If you're wondering how i spelled those Then you'll just have to guess ... All: It's high time for Einstein He'll legalize everythiiiiiing Einstein: Every single Inconceivable Smokable, drinkable thiiiiiiing

Épisode 65 - Taxi Dave Song - You Know Who I Am

30 mars 2012 - 5/5

Do you need a taxi? Go to Sacramento! NEW SONGIFY 2.0 APP for iPhone (Android coming soon!): http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/songify/id438735719?mt=8 ORIGINAL VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjz111Hsaw VOTE for us in Comedy Awards: http://www.youtube.com/comedyawards FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more Songifications: http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers 2ND CHANNEL http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers MERCHANDISE http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com LYRICS You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab Now my cab looks unapproachable It's safe, it's mean and it's super clean You'll wanna ride with me cause I'm the big cat I'll be behind the wheel of my yellow cab Singing it and slappin it and that's that Gotta call from a customer this just in They need a pick up at the holiday inn You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab Who's about to guide you through a magical land Like Peter Pan From the club to the art museum And who's about to fill you with the wisdom you need Your own Socrates on the ride to the Hyatt Regency? Keep him on speed dial When you're 20 drinks in You can travel in style Stead of with a drunk friend He'll suggest cuisine for your supper And discuss the Renaissance like a boss, muthaFOO I got in with a shawty about to take it back to my place Dave recommended we see the local theatre's new space Girl, I promise imma let you finish another night But hamlet had the greatest climax of all time You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab You know who I am I'm Taxi Dave, Taxi Dave With my black and yellow, black and yellow cab You know who I am And everything I do, I do is big In my black and yellow cab

Épisode 67 - Mitt Romney Likes Music, Including This!

14 juin 2012 - 5/5

The Songify app ON ANDROID: http://bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid\ iPhones: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/songify/id438735719 Some people have asked if Mitt Romney's likability, or lack of it, will affect his electability. Have these folks SEEN him deliver a speech?!? He likes everything! His ability to like is off the charts. This piece originally appeared at an Op-Doc for The New York Times on May 14, 2012. The Op-Docs series is produced & curated by the insuperable Jason Spingarn-Koff. You can read our statement about the video at The New York Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/15/opinion/mitt-likes-music-including-this.html Find more of us Gregory Brothers:  YouTube 2nd channel! http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers  Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers  Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers  Webs! http://www.thegregorybrothers.com What's up gangstas It's the M.I. Double Tizzle I love people I love lakes I was born and raised here I love this state I love cars I love American cars I love you I love lakes I love businesses I like silly stuff I like mandates I like grits I like 'Twilight' I love this country I like music of almost any kind including this I love lakes I like seeing the lakes The Great Lakes Also all the little lakes Uh-huh, He likes lakes So don't mess with lakes Man-made lakes Or naturally occurring lakes I love humor I like jokes As well as things that are fun My sons are tired of my jokes I live for laughter Yeah, Chris Rock? Three Stooges Will Ferrell? Laurel and Hardy Tina Fey? Keystone Kops I like it all Do you like iPads? I have an iPad Do you like iPhones? I have an iPhone Do you like vampires? I don't like vampires, personally, I don't know any I want to make sure that people know precisely why it is that I am running for president, and the answer's very simple. I love people I love lakes I was born and raised here I love this state I love cars I love American cars I love you I like being able to fire people I love businesses I like silly stuff I like mandates I like grits I like "Twilight" I love this country I like music of almost any kind, including this I love lakes

Épisode 70 - OH MY DAYUM ft. @Daym Drops

16 août 2012 - 5/5

the track on itunes- https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/oh-my-dayum-single/id553920419 (it's also streaming everywhere, even spotify & your grandmom's house) Daym's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/daymdrops Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGkHRa64sDY our new Christmas album: https://thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/ Get exclusive videos from us for just $1! https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers featuring the vocals of Catherine Provenzano https://kenniston.bandcamp.com/releases mastering by Dan Millice: http://www.danmillice.com/ our stuff that you should click, to be happier: YouTube 2! http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers Webs & Store! http://www.thegregorybrothers.com Chords: (intro) Cm Ab Cm Ab (chorus) Db Ab C7 Fm-Cm-Db-Ab (verse) Cm Ab Gm Fm Lyrics: oh my goodness, oh my damn oh my goodness- they goin H.A.M. this is how bacon is supposed to be the fries, they blend so perfectly the cheese up in here is goin H.A.M. dayum, dayum, DAYUM i wish you could smell what i'm smellin mm, mm, mm you bite the fry, the fry bites back, my man dayum, dayum DAYUM, crispety crunch DAYUM, look at the bacon DAYUM, get yourself that double cheeseburger dayum, dayum DAYUM, ghetto grocery bag DAYUM, the cheese is oozin DAYUM, let's do this dayum, dayum, DAYUM do you wanna know the difference between a weak burger and a burger that has strength a burger that has strength a weak burger you can chew and still talk a burger with strength you chew the meat just absorbs all the space and all the air possible all in your throat to the point that if you wanted to start talkin nothin but mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm is comin out word skimmalarinky dinky dink skimmmalarinky doo i love you oh my damn chorus #Dayum #Songify #SongifyThis

Épisode 74 - Town Hall Debate Songified - Obama vs. Romney 2012

17 octobre 2012 - 4/5

More Songify This! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08FD35E184A24E7F all our tracks and bts - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Obama and Romney join the would-be motown band, Crowley and the Town Hallians, in the 3rd Presidential Debate. Ed Bassmaster: http://youtube.com/edbassmaster Get the track! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/town-hall-debate-songified/id572936683 Wear Songify 2012 things on your body: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Our 2nd Channel: http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Original video: http://youtu.be/r9E3w1BeMj0 Behind the scenes: http://youtu.be/NEE8Qr_ioXs LYRICS Crowley Welcome to the town hall debate where ordinary people talk to the candidates Skippy The ladies tell me they like a man with insurance So how do I get some without paying a billion dollars for it Tell me, who's gonna work it out, baby Who's gonna work it out? Obama This is not just a health issue It's an economic issue This is money out of that family's pocket Romney If Obamacare is implemented fully It'll be another 2500 on top You've seen health insurance premiums, gone up Incomes go down Obama I said that we would make sure that insurance companies Can't jerk you around CHORUS: Skippy What you gonna do? Romney We should make sure that our legal system works Crowley Oh, what you gonna do? Obama Go after gang bangers we're gonna get it done In a second term Skippy Oh, what you gonna do? Obama Take the money we've been spending on war Romney More drilling Obama Double our exports Skippy Who's gonna work it out, baby, who's gonna work it out? Chad Since I got out of college, I've been living in my mom's basement How are you gonna get me a job before she goes totally apestuff? Who's gonna work it out, baby Who's gonna work it out? Romney I want you to be able to get a job I know what it takes To make America the most attractive place That's why I wanna bring down the tax rates Obama Low-skill jobs are not gonna come back I want jobs with a high wage If we're adding to our deficits for tax cuts We will lose that race Cynthia Just because I am a lady My salary's a little bit less How can every woman get equal pay? And please stop looking at my breasts Romney I had the chance to pull together a cabinet I brought us binders full of women My chief of staff said "I need to be making dinner for my kids" So we said fine Obama My grandmother worked her way up to become Vice president of a local bank, but she hit the glass ceiling Now I've got two daughters and I wanna make the same opportunities That anybody's sons have [CHORUS] Obama: From the governor, we haven't heard any specifics beyond Big Bird Romney: That's completely false Obama: Not true Romney: Absolutely true Obama: Just isn't true Crowley: Wooo

Épisode 75 - FINAL DEBATE SONGIFIED! Obama vs. Romney 2012

23 octobre 2012 - 4/5

More Songify This! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08FD35E184A24E7F All of our tracks and bts - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers In the third and final debate of the 2012 presidential election, the Requiem Politicus Disputationem, Mitt Romney and Barack Obama engage in a euphonious battle for your vote. *WEAR* Songify2012 things on your body: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com *JAM* this and the other Songify2012 tracks wherever you want: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/election-2012-songified-ep/id573806088 This video is a part of The New York Times Op-Doc series, curated by Jason Spingarn-Koff. Subscribe to their channel for amazing Op-Docs: http://www.youtube.com/nytimes Check out the *FULL DEBATE*: http://youtu.be/tecohezcA78 Behind the scenes: Our 2nd Channel: http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers LYRICS two men enter and two men shall leave but each must answer now my questions three preekotos omnipitos romneytos schieffertos freetos obamatos how could we ship jobs to shanghai when america invented the chicken pot pie we have brought cases against china for violating trade rules we are going to insist that china plays by the same rules they're hacking into our computers counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property our patents, our designs china's a potential partner if it's following the rules we wanted to trade with them but you gotta play by the rules now that we're finally bringing troops home won't the afghans be lonely when they're all alone when afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country there's no reason why americans should die the taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go the afghan forces have to be able to provide security why should you run the show we decimated al-qaida's core tell us cause we need to know i want to bring jobs back to our shores two more weeks until we vote we need to have strong allies who can really run the show my strategy's to go after the bad guys is the threat from iran getting overblown or should I use my xbox to bomb them with drones their economy is in shambles we organized the strongest sanctions in history crippling sanctions do work you're seeing it now i'm glad romney agrees they wanna see israel wiped off the map If israel's attacked, we have their back israel's a true friend america will stand with them should we increase our military size so we can keep killing every single bad guy our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917 i want to make sure that we have the ships that are required by our navy you mentioned that we have fewer ships we also have fewer horses and bayonets because our military's changed why should you run the show we decimated al-qaida's core tell us cause we need to know i want to bring jobs back to our shores two more weeks until we vote we need to have strong allies who can really run the show my strategy's to go after the bad guys schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home been a long day, so it's time to get my drank on ninety minutes i've been spittin' bout our foreign policy ninety minutes i'll be sippin' on a glass of hennessy let me leave you with a thought from my mom go out and vote, makes you feel big and strong

Épisode 76 - Romney Sings Concession !!!

7 novembre 2012 - 4/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers After calling President Obama to congratulate him on his victory in the 2012 election, Mitt Romney comforts his supporters in song. Schmoyoho (shmo YO ho) is the vision of a magical universe where song fills every moment. Behind this vision are The Gregory Brothers. 2ND CHANNEL: ‪http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers‬ TWITTER: ‪http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers ‬FACEBOOK: ‪http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers‬ *WEAR* Songify2012 things on your body: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com *JAM* the Songify2012 tracks wherever you want: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/election-2012-songified-ep/id573806088 LYRICS: You may think I'm overcome with torment and depression Symptoms common to the loser of a big election But not me, you see I've got a secret weapon That keeps me happy and gay I'm still rich Filthy rich As far as I'm concerned, this election thing Went off without a hitch 'Cause now I'll have the best tax write-offs I could ever get While he has nothin' but gettin' blamed For the U.S. goin' to H. E. double hockey sticks! Oh, life's a bitch Wait, except it ain't for me 'Cause I'm still rich I never really wanted that low wage "president" job to taint my career Besides, who on Earth could possibly get by on 400,000 dollars a year? Now that I'm done pretending to have fun spending time with the plebeians My speaking fee will multiply by three - so if you ask me, we won! This may be the happiest day of my entire life I promise you I'm definitely not crying inside Because I'm still... Rich Filthy rich Trust me, my strategy worked perfectly Didn't have one single glitch Shucks, I can go overseas and invest in whatever I darn well please While Obama triple-double checks his pension To make sure it isn't overly Chinese! Life's a flippin' bitch! Wait, except it ain't for me cuz I'm still Horse-ridin' company-acquirin' Income-hidin' employee-firin' Luxury-yacht-buyin' Rich!

Épisode 81 - Obama Goes Ham

13 février 2013 - 4/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers George Watsky tour dates: http://georgewatsky.com/tour his channel: http://youtube.com/gwatsky In his 2013 State of the Union address, President Obama calls attention to the opposition party's lack of compromise and the abundance of Snooki tans. Our 2nd Channel: http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers TWITTER: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers FACEBOOK: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers SONGIFY yourself: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/songify/id438735719?mt=8 ...http://bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid\ WEAR things: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com LISTEN to things: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-gregory-brothers/id317476135 mastered by dan millice - http://www.danmillice.com singing by stephon lamar - http://www.youtube.com/stephonlamar LYRICS: hey, what up it's been a while how's your wife, how's your dog, how's your child let's do this everybody listen to this time for the state of the union last year was wack but now we got a new one fresh out the shrink wrap and i think that if we try, we can do what we never thought we can do, son because our asses aren't quite as broke and our foreign policy's not as much of a joke dreamin up imaginary enemies and droppin bombs like we mixed mushrooms and coke so listen up kids let me teach you about the government guys wearin ties all decide how all your money's spent i try to make as much change as i can but i can't seem to get it past man with the spray tan this year i won't abide by that imma introduce john boehner's face to my pimp slap believe me, 2013's gonna be the best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen and no one can stop us from makin history not even the man whose orange tan is a mystery why would he want to be so tan? is he an oompa loompa out on the lam? why would he want to be so tan? is he snooki & jwoww's number one fan it's really weird to be so tan you lie the constitution is orange and so am i In you're in need or got lots and lots if you're clean or you're on the rocks if you're a heeb or a proper WASP I don't give a HOOO if you're green like you're roger klotz or bright red like sriracha sauce forrest gump told me life is a chocolate box you never know what you're gonna get so love every flavor like you got a big crate of otterpops baby this america bright orange, be carrot top grow up to be president you could be a dinosaur you be a triceratop I got a terra cotta body and a lot women want it baby I'm so orange red White and orange freedom is a word that rhymes with orange alright someone get me a tissue i'll compromise on the skin tone issue but if i do you compromise too instead of bitchin about all the things i do according to the haters, i do everything wrong alright, then put your tin foil hats on if you blame me for stupid shit, i'll show you what stupid shit is from now on, we all follow sharia law, bitches nah, i won't abide by that imma introduce john boehner's face to my pimp slap believe you me, 2013's gonna be the best damn year your grandpappy's ever seen what about 1999? NO what about 1865? NO what about 1777? NO what about 1611? HELL NO what about 1539? NO what about 1455? NO what about 1334? NO or -6 when Jesus was born?uh uh what about -413? NO when greece was still a democracy? NO what about negative a million one? NO when a dude was born with opposable thumbs? NAH what about negative a hundred million? NO when dinosaurs were smashin and killin? NO what about the year the Earth was made? WELL... and Ice Cube said it was a good day? MAYBE

Épisode 82 - The War On Drugs Is a Failure

19 avril 2013 - 3/5

To celebrate 4-20, A bi-partisan panel of politicians somehow come to a unanimous agreement that The War on Drugs is totally effed up. Guest Starring Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes. Subscribe to their channel! http://www.youtube.com/user/seesmod Watch a cover by Andrew & Michael here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY46pYW3isw Songify yourself with the FREE Songify app for iPhones & Androids: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/songif... ...http://bit.ly/YTGBSongifyAndroid\ FREE!?! A 21st CENTURY MIRACLE! This video was originally part of The New York Times Op-Doc series, curated by Jason Spingarn-Koff: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/19/opinion/gregory-brothers-the-war-on-drugs-is-a-failure.html our stuff that you should click, to be happier: YouTube 2! http://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrot...  Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers  Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers  Webs & Store! http://www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics below: We need to repeal the whole war on drugs It isn't working We don't have to have more courts and more prisons This has to change This has to change Prohibition didn't work Prohibition on drugs doesn't work We have spent over 400 billion dollars It's a waste of money We need to come to our senses Let's put down the guns and unclench the fists We need to come to our senses Yeah, we don't treat alcoholics like this We need to come to our senses Prohibition failing harder than 1926 We need to come to our senses We don't treat alcoholics like this Too many people doin' time Somebody tell me - when did recreation become a crime? It's bright-eyed kids we're sendin into prison They go in as superheroes and come out supervillains Could have had more Einsteins, more Magellans, But we made a thousand Al Capone level felons. Take out a dealer and ten more appear So let's ban curing cancer, we'll cure it within a year. We need to come to our senses Of 50,000 arrests, 82% were black and hispanic These arrests stigmatize, they criminalize Making it harder to find a job Making it harder to get into school Making it harder to turn their lives around It must end and it must end now The war on drugs, while well-intentioned, has been a failure We're warehousing addicted people every day in state prisons Giving them no treatment, sending them back on the street And wondering why they don't get better Why they commit crimes again Well, they commit crimes to support their addiction The war on drugs is a failure Put down the guns and unclench the fists The war on drugs is a failure We don't treat alcoholics like this The war on drugs is a failure Prohibition's failing more than in 1926 The war on drugs is a failure We don't treat alcoholics like this The cops got better things to do anyway Like stop real crimes instead of wasting time Chasing that mary jane Stoned people don't start fights No, they don't Stoned people don't rob banks Not even close The worst thing stoned people do Is steal their roommate's oreos And that's a misdemeanor at most A misdemeanor at most A misdemeanor at most

Épisode 95 - Oh, It's Fantastic! ft. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Tony Danza & @HITRECORD

14 janvier 2014 - 5/5

We made this song about time machines and unicorns (etc) with our friends at hitRECord - http://www.youtube.com/hitrecord Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers It's gonna be on the 2nd episode of their new TV show! https://itunes.apple.com/us/tv-season/hitrecord-on-tv-season-1/id763131968 On this youtube channel, we write and discover the most important songs in the universe. Subscribe to schmoyoho! For all kinds of musical goodness, follow us on Facegram and Twittybook! www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers www.instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com ---OH, IT'S FANTASTIC--- ---hitRECord Community Credits--- Lyrics by schmoyoho arosegregory Performed by RegularJOE Tony Danza Music by schmoyoho Lead Musicians schmoyoho StereoLif SunnHouse Key Animation by ponytailsandcapris grinline babylove youexist The Shuttersmith Video Resources by annejumps asongveera babylove Bambi_vs_Godzilla BayleeCreations beaumori cinematic.audiophile cullynd Dave Chisholm GerryAnderson Gouldilocks grinline HugAPig InterNTNL_Lyn JandL4Ever JBMthots jdramos joellen KatSmash KevinMaistros Laura.Guarriello lindsaylokalia Lucky.one Marke misagarcia ponytailsandcapris schlossax SethBang TaschaS The Shuttersmith V Ole WunderBoy youexist Zue Image Resources by aspect2aspect babylove BayleeCreations belcath1981 BordeauxBlossom cacheth Carliihde CoccinellaSeptempunctata Convectuos0 Gigopepo gyllenmaya Jane_TH JasonAngelone Kael Pierce Kallee kirren Laural MattConley mirtle MissLauraaW Nattie Pamzette pinkp ponytailsandcapris r10pez10 RedHeadMonster rejjie sinnamin Tillycat Text by arosegregory schmoyoho Audio by Brendan Lanighan Dave Chisholm debit72 dtobocman jeffpeff kristinajoy Krrr MeTaL_PoU schlossax Wills Mckenna

Épisode 100 - Herp de Derp

17 juin 2014

If you get this track, we'll scratch your back: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/herp-de-derp-single/id890114223?uo=4&at=10laZr All our tracks + BTS on Schmotreon - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers subscribe to us for more - http://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho Bean - http://www.youtube.com/TheBigBeann Stephon LaMar - http://www.youtube.com/stephonlamar Alexander - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKRrspHyZlVlQpuaUXr7mlWhJd_4rHh_M Andrea - http://www.youtube.com/andreaschoice Alphacat - http://www.youtube.com/alphacat Joe - http://www.youtube.com/BaratsandBereta Rawn - http://www.youtube.com/hiimrawn beginning VO by Mark Douglas - https://www.youtube.com/MarkDouglas produced with Michael Onufrak: http://www.soundcloud.com/onufrak mastered by Dan Millice: http://www.danmillice.com/ DP - Lowell Meyer - http://lowellameyer.com/ find us in other places: http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://www.instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers shop: https://store.dftba.com/collections/the-gregory-brothers tiktok: songifythis Lyrics: I know that we're just perfect strangers And perfect strangers that just won't do, no Why not make today the day that a perfect stranger falls for you And as we approach each other we feel the chemistry With every step that we take it gains in intensity The moment comes when it's time to take your breath away I step right up to you and say Herp de derp Herp de derp Herp herp herp herp herp de derp I'm not this awkward all the time Only when love is on the line Herp de derp de derp de derp de derp derp derpy Herpy derp herp derp herpy Herping like it's going out of style Imma go cry in a corner now Girl you know that I've been waiting For a girl as amazing as a girl like you I may just be a crazy dreamer But you can make a dreamer's wildest dreams come true When I first saw you I knew that we had this chemistry Take one step closer so we can feel this intensity Reach out my hand and Herp de derp Herp dep derp Herp herp herp herp herp de derp I usually don't spill my coffee But when I herp and I derp you can't stop me Herpily derpily derpily derpily herpy derp derpy Herpily derp herpy derp herpy Herping like I'm a professional Or a herpy derp demon possessed my soul Oh every time I think she's mine I herp Whenever I think we'll be together, I derp One day I hope I'll find Someone who doesn't mind Being embarrassed by me all of the time Herp de derp Herp de derp Herp herp herp herp herp de derp I could have anyone here except I'm extraordinarily socially inept Herpy flerpy schmerpy berky quirpy derp derpy Herpity derp herpy derp herpy We're both herping like it's going out of style We never need to herp alone now [ad lbs] [herpin on the herps yeah - herpin on the derps yeah - I can't stop herpin] Chords: [verse] Am Dm G C (x2) Dm Am G Dm Am G [chorus] Am Em F C Dm G F C E Am Em F C Dm G F C Am Em F C (x2) [bridge] Dm Am C G Cm Am C Esus - E Since the dawn of time, humankind has been victim to herpery and derpery. This was true when humans inhabited the jungle. It remained true when some moved to the high plains and the caves. When they trekked through the ice and snow and into forests and deserts and more jungles and more plains, it still remained true--and will even after they move away from the coastlines and into the skies. Herpery and Derpery are eternal aggressors, having little regard for the passage of time and the changing of climates. There is no eradication- only the discovery of someone with complementary herp qualities. Those who derp too much or not enough will seem crazy or boring, respectively. Some have a manner of herping that just feels too foreign. But somewhere out there, there's a derp for your herp and a herp for your derp. #SchmoCinematicUniverse #Schmoyoho

Épisode 101 - Unbelievable

1 août 2014

Dating sux...but then you find dat someone who. Thanks to Bravo’s #TheSinglesProject for making this vid possible! They premiere Aug 12 @ 10/9C. http://youtu.be/Dj78l8h4Loc?list=UUjSKDpYQkGS005Vf13NAe8A Get this unbelievable track on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unbelievable-single/id905695619?uo=4 Subscribe to us for the best songs in the universe! Follow us in all the right places! http://www.facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://www.twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://www.vine.co/gregorybrothers http://www.instagram.com/gregorybrothers shop: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Starring: our own Evan G - http://youtube.com/thegregorybrothers http://twitter.com/getsomeevan and the unbelievable Maya - http://youtube.com/shamelessmaya https://twitter.com/mayasworld Featuring: our own Andrew - https://twitter.com/arosegregory our own Sarah - https://twitter.com/followsarahg Tom Reynolds - https://twitter.com/tomreynolds track produced with Michael Onufrak: soundcloud.com/onufrak mastered by Dan Millice: http://www.danmillice.com/ DP - Steven DiCasa - http://youtube.com/DiCasaFilm LYRICS: I can’t believe That anyone could be so perfect But here you are looking so perfect I’m lost for words I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now Lips so red You’re unbelievable Symmetrical head You’re unbelievable Hand made out of bread A loaf of bread I literally can’t believe it And a tiny man jumps out of your pocket You murder him before I can stop it You say that he betrayed you When you were younger You’re the only girl that smells so nice The only girl that fill my pockets with rice And you’re the only girl with the powers of Kanye Turning water into wine You’re unbelievable You graphed a cosine So unbelievable You resurrected someone from the dead I literally can’t believe it The way you make me feel It’s unbelievable You ate everybody’s meal That’s unbelievable And I forgot to note You can also float I literally can’t believe this

Épisode 105 - Bang The President - Songify the News #5

10 décembre 2014

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers In a rare cross-species collaboration, gorillas and humans work together to deliver the news while Congress gets turnt up beyond all previously-known limits of turntitude. Nicholas Megalis' channel: http://youtube.com/nicholasmegalis Anna Borchard the Angry Lady Gorilla by: https://vine.co/BrittneyKelly Congressional chorus: Antonius Nazareth - http://youtube.com/AVbyte Vijay Nazareth - http://youtube.com/AVbyte Elizabeth Oldak - https://www.youtube.com/user/ElizabethOldak Casey McIntyre - http://twitter.com/CaseyRMcintyre Patrick Clair - http://splitpersonalitymic.tumblr.com JiJi Lee - http://splitpersonalitymic.tumblr.com & Christine Federman! song produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm vfx with Chris Ervine & http://alexmuffins.com mastered by Dan Millice - http://danmillice.com find us on all your computers: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com special thanks to our dentist for lending us his television set. he asked us to ask you: have you flossed today? Lyrics: Everybody wants to bang the president Bang the president It's fun For all the republicans Ebola, Obama Ebama, Obola Bang the president ISIS, Obama OBISIS, Isama Crimea, Obama Obea, Crimama Bang the president, it's easy Bang the president, make him squeal All of you want to go out and bang the president We have to be true, we have to be great We have to bang the president every day The, uh, you don't want it all in just one big bang, the, uh I would enjoy havin some bourbon with Mitch McConnel I don't know what his preferred drink is The president would like to know your preferred drink Bourbon, Bourbon whiskey is a distinctive product and is unlike other types of beverages Bourbon Bourbon whiskey I rise to take an active role in promoting bourbon Bourbon has recognition Bourbon has depth of flavor Bourbon has an American spirit Let's hear it for bourbon Bourbon whiskey The drink itself is named for Bourbon County, Kentucky Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIL's leader What set off rumors of Baghdadi's injury? It turns out it was a tweet, a tweet This tweet, this original tweet This tweet we've seen, this tweet could be The tweet that sparked everything The tweet that made us think he was dead Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi As a loaf of bread Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr al- But right now nothing has happened The machines, the machines have taken people away from reality some Americans don't know anytheeeng Anytheeeng They're lost in cyberspace Creating phony worlds in which they can escape Yeah, the machines and the humans in love forever Like you and me on TV bein angry together, ohhh I'll always be there for you when you've got some yellin to dooo Then people watch it on their machines, that good old fashioned tube Aren't the president and Eric Holder responsible for violence in Ferguson Yes, yes, yeah, yes, absolutely Yup, yeah, yes, yes, yes, yeah Yeah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes Wait, what about the homicide? Or the long history of institutional discriminatio-- Bang the president, it's fun I mean, it's fun! It's easy! I wanna pay tribute to the spirit of Kentucky Literally Bourbon whiskey [laughing] oh. Bourbon Bourbon whiskey It's fun, bang the president I love gettin hugs Bang the president It was a tweet The machines This tweet, this original tweet The machine This tweet, this original tweet Obama, Benghazi Benbama, Oghazi Bang the president Buy him dinner! Take him home! If you're both in the mood when you're alone Bourbon whiskey Better than Patrón Bourbon whiskey Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi Abu Bakr, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi All the republicans Bang the President

Épisode 107 - Those Balls Are Perfect - Tom Brady Songified

30 janvier 2015

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Tom Brady sings a song for his one true love: balls. More Songify the News: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq1FIvUHtt0&list=PL736C3116AD309B58 Our channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho song produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm find us on all your computers: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers STORE: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com LYRICS: To me, those balls are perfect I can only speak for myself I don't want anyone touchin the balls rubbin the balls To me, those balls are perfect Some guys like 'em round and some guys like 'em thin Some guys like old balls, new balls--they're all different So you gotta feel 'em and you gotta squeeze 'em To me, those balls are all perfect I choose the balls that I want You know, I grip it, I grab it_ I feel the lace, I feel the leather I wouldn't want anyone touchin the balls Um, I would zip those things up and lock 'em away Some days one ball may feel good The next day, it may not I want to be very familiar with the equipment that I'm using This isn't ISIS No one's dying, but this is a very important thing Because to me, those balls are perfect I can only speak for myself I don't want anyone touchin the balls rubbin the balls To me, those balls are perfect Some guys like 'em round and some guys like 'em thin Some guys like old balls, new balls--they're all different So you gotta feel 'em and you gotta squeeze 'em To me, those balls are all perfect You gotta feel 'em (You gotta feel 'em) And you gotta squeeze 'em; (You gotta squeeze 'em) To me, those balls are all perfect You gotta feel 'em (You gotta feel 'em) And you gotta squeeze 'em; (You gotta squeeze 'em) To me, those balls are all perfect You know, I grip it, I grab it I grab it, I grip it To me, those balls are all perfect Zip those things up Zip those up and lock 'em away To me, those balls are all perfect #Songify #TomBrady #PerfectBalls

Épisode 110 - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Songify This! (theme written by Jeff Richmond)

6 mars 2015

Opening theme by Jeff Richmond-- we were honored to help out and extend for this longer version ???- seasons 1-4 & Kimmy vs. the Reverend on Netflix now! Get all our songs & instrumentals - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers In the most shocking fictional news report ever, Walter Bankston explains how 4 women were saved from a terrible wedding DJ/cult leader. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Theme song by Jeff Richmond, extra writing & video assistance from us for this extended version! Original Bankston Interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUk6GmqfqnY More Songify This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq1FIvUHtt0&list=PL736C3116AD309B58 Mike Britt as Walter Bankston Show created by Tina Fey & Robert Carlock It's on Netflix as I type this Thanks to our friends at at Pentagram (http://www.pentagram.com/) for lending some graphic elements that they made for the show Find us on your phone machines: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers STORE: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com LYRICS: I was outside cuttin up bike tires with my grandson, when out of nowhere Forty hundred police vehicles came bookin They went, busted up in that weird old white dude's house He had a cult up in there White dudes hold the record for creepy crimes But females are strong as hell Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! Females are strong as hell Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! It's a miracle Unbreakable! They alive, dammit! Females are strong as hell We've been livin here 10 years Nobody seen no girl Nobody heard no girl Nobody smelled no girl He had them underground They came out the hole lookin round Like a bunch of Punxsutawney Phils And I said, "Nathan, is this for reals?!" One, two, three, four girls came out One, two, three, four girls came out Chorus #SongifyThis #KimmySchmidt

Épisode 114 - JUST DO IT!!! ft. Shia LaBeouf - Songify This

5 juin 2015

Shia LaBeouf delivers the most inspiring inspirational song in the history of songs. And somehow shouts so powerfully, that at times, you wonder if this was a remix...or just filming his live show? All our tracks & goodies here - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers original video: https://vimeo.com/125095515 Buy our new Christmas album: https://thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/ or on iTunes Spotify etc find us on all your computers: https://www.youtube.com/user/gregoryb... http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify Our store: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com produced with Michael Onufrak - http://youtube.com/michaelonufrak music assistant - Alexander Tso - http://youtube.com/sayitainttso LYRICS: Paste down my face On my hair, on my shirt She looks at me And I'm lookin at her Your life is your life Somewhere there is light The gods wait to delight in you It beats the darkness You are marvelous Whos' pretending to be who? Your life is your life The forms, the repetitions Don't let it be clubbed into dank submission You should get to the point Where anyone else would quit You're gonna wake up And work hard at it Just do it Nothing is impossible Just do it Yesterday you said tomorrow Just do it Don't let your dream be dreams The more often you do it, the more light there will be - hee The more light there will be - hee I squirt toothpaste in my mouth I start to brush She's looking at me I start to blush Sometimes it feels like We fill that void between us That void between you And Shia LaBeouf Paste down my face On my hair, on my shirt She looks at me And I'm lookin at her I rubbed myself on the watermelon for pleasure Ebb and flow Expanding the pressure Just do it Nothing is impossible Just do it Yesterday you said tomorrow Just do it Don't let your dream be dreams The more often you do it, the more light there will be (repeat chorus until the end of time when the galaxies implode upon themselves and into each other and create an infinitely dense point of light and energy) #JustDoIt #Songify #ShiaLaBeouf #SongifyThis

Épisode 115 - Of Murder & Catfish: Songify the News #8

9 juin 2015 - 1/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers The nation’s leaders discuss the impact of the Patriot Act, murder, and also catfish. FEATURING JONTRON- http://youtube.com/jontronshow FULL JONTRON SONG- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9DKoMSiDc4&feature=youtu.be FEATURING NEV SCHULMAN: https://www.facebook.com/nevschulman twitter, IG, & snapchat - nevschulman FIND US ON ALL YOUR GLOWING SCREENS: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers snapchat - songifythis T SHIRTS: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Produced with Codeine Boy- https://soundcloud.com/codeine-boy & with MIchael Onufrak: https://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music Assistant - Alexander Tso: http://youtube.com/sayitainttso Music Assistant - Daniel Bryant: http://youtube.com/danielson742 SOURCES: Hannity segment regarding equal pay & women in the workplace: http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/05/14/hannity-guest-gavin-mcinnes-women-earn-less-tha/203659 Mike Huckabee announcement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=000uvNgzVrA John McCain on catfish inspection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxLQX3OS1I Megyn Kelly / Jeb Bush on Iraq: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/05/10/exclusive-jeb-bush-says-hillary-clinton-would-have-backed-iraq-invasion/ Rand Paul on the Patriot Act: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z8UezIFN1A LYRICS ----------- you said that women are better suited in the home you would be much happier at home with a husband go home to a hunk is he for real ‘cause my brain is hurting women are pretending that they like working you know who else pretends that work is fun every single person since the world’s begun and dude don’t you know what the truth is having babies and getting paid aint mutually exclusive, no women earn less because they choose to that makes as much sense as a llama in a tutu did you travel here in a time machine i hate to tell you what’s gonna happen in 1919 i’m running for president, i’m running for president, i learned how to handle a gun and i never thought about murdering someone murdering someone well with an argument like that i’m sold finally a candidate that we can all like all the others tried to suffocate me last night in my bedroom Hillary Clinton said “MEET YOUR DOOM” I learned how to handle a fishing pole GREAT! so we could catch catfish, catch catfish we could catch catfish, catch catfish the USDA has spent 20 million dollars to set up the catfish office without inspecting a single catfish i’m not making that up oh-ohhhhhh what if a catfish ain’t really a catfish it’s just a girl pretending to be a catfish with a face like that who wouldn’t tap this you’ll be horrified to find out it’s daniel radcliffe i wouldn’t be horrified by that, not a single smidgen on the subject of Iraq, yup knowing what we know now yup would you have authorized the invasion yup, I would have nobody thought Hussein was a great guy but i thought it was a mistake even at the time Tom Brady, he’s handsome but i was asking about Medicaid expansion Tom Brady, he’s wealthy your obsession with him is getting a little unhealthy I think the punishment is too harsh are we still talking about Brady? Tom Brady This is getting too crazy Tom Brady I don’t think this interview is worth it To me those balls are perfect Tom Brady the Patriot Act allows the police to write their own warrants there is no probable cause they don’t have to be signed by a judge but the police don’t have any flaws if i’m gonna get arrested might as well break some laws hey don’t murder anyone in my squad welp, i guess he’s no Huckabee, and i won’t be voting for him this catfish here this catfish here so we could catch catfish this catfish here so we could catch Tom Brady yup he’s handsome shouldn’t you be a jets fan stay home with a husband i learned how to handle a gun and i never thought about murdering someone never even thought about it I never thought about murdering someone murdering someone

Épisode 116 - Smoking Crayfish & Gay Marriage: Songify the News #9

3 juillet 2015 - 2/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Citizens rejoice when a congressman eats a gummy bear and has a trippy vision of the future, a rainbow-colored White House. FEATURING CASEY NEISTAT- http://youtube.com/caseyneistat Watch his amazing videos. WE'RE THE GREGORY BROS; FIND US ON YOUR GLOWING SCREENS: http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers snapchat - songifythis BUY THINGS: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Produced with Codeine Boy- https://soundcloud.com/codeine-boy & with Michael Onufrak: https://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music Assistant - Alexander Tso: http://youtube.com/sayitainttso Trombone Expert - Big Sam http://instagram.com/funkybigsam ORIGINAL VIDEOS: Congressional debate: http://www.c-span.org/video/?c4540622/crawfish-weed Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_q61B-DyPk Obama and his heckler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w71OGC6Jx9w Megyn Kelly & Mike Huckabee: http://video.foxnews.com/v/4324787627001/mike-huckabee-blasts-same-sex-marriage-ruling/?#sp=show-clips LYRICS: Marijuana’s in baked goods, gummy bears, for heaven’s sakes It’s in the lining of my Fruit of the Looms What happens in one state affects the other states Colorado, he’s looking at you Leave my sovereign state of Colorado alone Let our people smoke That’s all I ask Colorado wants to blaze Is that too much to grasp? I don't want their darn fried crayfish I don't want it (echoes) What if it's fried? Might clog your arteries, you might die. No lie! Maybe smoking crayfish ain't good for you I don't want it (echoes) Leave Colorado alone Marijuana use is down since legalizatione The problems are much worse with marijuana Too many people reaching nirvana Want me to ban fried crayfish in Louisiana? Is shrimp illegal? Thanks, Obama! (repeat chorus) I'm really rich (he's rich) I've done an amazing job I have so many websites all over the place I'd be the greatest President that God ever creates We have losers, we have losers We have people that don't have it (schmucks) How stupid are our leaders? How stupid are they? When Mexico sends its people They're not sending their best They're sending their rapists (sending their what?) Sending their rapists I wanna thank all of you Can you confirm Half Life 3? No no no no no no no no Na na na na Batman! No Please No Half No Life No 3 Senpai, notice meeee!! Listen, you're in my house It's not respectful when you get invited to my house I'm just asking for transparency (oof) But not when I'm up in the house, know what I'm saying? Tonight a remarkable sight at the White House A new chapter in civil rights at the White House Which is aglow in colors of the rainbow America was a different country 11 hours ago How do we accept this? How do you not? The laws of nature, the laws of God They get the final say They've interpreted it this way For gays and lesbians today

Épisode 117 - EVERYBODY featuring Literally Everybody

10 juillet 2015 - 2/5

Çyrah’s latest smash pop hit takes a turn for the strange, thanks to the most notorious guest vocalist in the universe. itunes link: https://geo.itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-feat.-literally/id1017593807?&at=10laZr&app=itunes TSHIRTS: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com ----------------------------- written, directed, & edited by The Gregory Brothers Çyrah - Sarah Gregory Satan - Evan Gregory Music Video Director - Mark Douglas SheepTV Host - Todd Womack Tiny Man - Michael Gregory Gerald aka Whisper Man - Ken Petersen A Man who is Stabbed - Ed Bassmaster (http://youtube.com/edbassmaster) A Man who is Brutally Murdered While Ignominiously Wearing a Sombrero - Andrew Horowitz (https://twitter.com/adhorowi) Air-Horn Guy - Joshua J. Schwartz Steve - Manquillian Minniefee Chad - Joshua Brocki (Manquillian & Joshua - https://theboobies.bandcamp.com/) Scream Man - Greg Washburn from The Kloons: https://www.youtube.com/user/thekloons Sheep Man - Sheep Man Ill-Fated Diplomat - Juan Fraustro Track by The Gregory Brothers, Codeine Boy, & Mike Onufrak Mastered by Dan Millice Director of Photography - Steven DiCasa 1st Assistant Camera - Cody Buesing Gaffer - Ted Schaefer Sound - Paul Osorio Production Designer - Kate Stein Art Director - Adriana Benarroch Special FX Make-Up - Dalton Dale Hair & Make-up - Elizabeth Oldak Line Producer - Amy Lo Assistant Director - Joy Kim PA - Nick Steeves Color Correct - Dungeon Beach -------------------------- LYRICS: Let yourself lose control Take all the drama let it go We gonna live like we don't care about tomorrow - no rules It doesn't matter who you are out there, we all know - life is cruel Here we can do whatever we want Don't matter if we get caught, won't make it stop, no Welcome to the party We got everybody here right now - fresh flesh Once we get it started - we dine on human hearts You know everybody wildin out - I'm wildin! We'll show you how it's done - we'll assassinate world leaders when peace talks have begun Welcome to the party - let's party We got everybody here right now Everybody Everybody - who invited him? Everybody here right now - I do not work with Gerald. Everybody - they paid me sorry. We gonna dance every minute of every hour - dancin all the freakin time - really? - oh this is too much We gonna drink like the Potterville Mr. Gower - it's a wonderful life You think this is a mess but we're not here to make art With every voice from all the songs we'll hit the top of the charts - You know she's right - what? We shouldn't fight With our powers combined we'll be the best hype squad of all time We got Low-voice man - Prince of Darkness Whisper man - where's my family? Tiny man - my car is a mouse. Steve and Chad - hey! Air horn guy Scream man Sheep Man Welcome to the party We got literally everybody here And once we get it started They'll make a Grammy for Entourage of the Year Everybody

Épisode 118 - Sleep Over Tonight: Songify the News #10

14 juillet 2015 - 3/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Hannah Hart discusses the GuacaLatte & Donald Trump with fellow news analysts (all the most important issues, duh). Featuring HANNAH HART- https://www.youtube.com/user/myharto JOHN GREEN-https://www.youtube.com/user/vlogbrothers NAT WOLFF-https://youtu.be/rFGiHm5WMLk WE'RE THE GREGORY BROS; FIND US ON YOUR GLOWING SCREENS: ‪http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers‬ ‪http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers‬ ‪http://vine.co/songify‬ ‪http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers‬ snapchat - songifythis STORE: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Produced with Michael Onufrak: ‪https://youtube.com/michaelonufrak‬ Music Assistant - Alexander Tso: ‪http://youtube.com/sayitainttso‬ Music Assistant - Daniel Bryant: http://youtube.com/danielson742 ORIGINAL VIDEOS: Nigel Farage in EU PArliament: https://youtu.be/5zQEeaQmus4 Face the Nation (re: sleepovers): http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/mitt-romney-a-new-leader-for-republicans/ Bill O'Reilly's Talking Points: http://fxn.ws/1IuAQ1o Women's World Cup Tonight http://www.foxsports.com/soccer/fifa-womens-world-cup/video?vid=477722691654 Meet the Press (re: Donald Trump): http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/is-the-donald-trump-candidacy-for-real--482986563789 LYRICS: Some Mexicans, they're rapists Some are good people Let's roll another clip, While I cry for a little bit I salute Donald Trump for focusing on illegal immigration My face is stuck to my palm now Everything in the world seems wrong now We're gonna win when we're hopeful Rather than rrrr rrrr angry all the time He's not a stupid guy I think this is a car accident candidacy, Donald Trump, which is essentially-- There's a car accident You don't want to slow down But everybody looks (everybody looks) And there's gonna be traffic now He's a car accident People know when you're just full of BS Can't look away from that mess, it's grotesque There's a car accident Don't look, just pass There's a car accident Keep your foot on the gas Do you think, in any way, that the goalkeeper was having difficulty With the sunlight? (SUUUUUNLIGHT!) With the sunlight? (SUUUUUNLIGHT!) Sun or no sun, We got the job done We got the job done We got the job done Chris Christie, he had a slumber party At Mitt Romney's house with Marco Rubio --Did somebody say slumber party --I think they did --Alright, let's go You bring the smash bros! You bring the pizza! OK, you bring the dance moves! You bring the speakers! Alright! (Alright!) we're gonna have a sleepover tonight! Tonight, tonight, alright, alright Alright! (Alright!) we're gonna have a sleepover tonight! Woo! Tonight, alright So, Ted Cruz goes to Buzzfeed! What's-what's Buzzfeed? It's a news aggregate, um, sort of edgy Buzzfeed! Hi, I'm Ted, and I'm auditioning for any part I can get Always twirling, twirling! Heidely-ho, neighborino! Do they like him at Buzzfeed? Was it smart to go to Buzzfeed? So he goes to Buzzfeed! So he goes to Buzzfeed! Sell a book to Buzzfeed! Get a lot of boats in Buzzfeed! So he goes to Buzzfeed! Goes to Buzzfeed! The split between Greece and Germany is nigh Europe is beginning to die, to die But with your head held high, You will recover With your head held high, We'd all start to love each other Europe is actually beginning to die But you will recover with your head held high There is a new Berlin Wall, and it's called the Euro But you will recover with your head held high With your head held high, As night follows day, Give your people the leadership And the hope that they crave So your moment has come Your people will recognize That you will recover with your head held high

Épisode 119 - Sexy Motha ft. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

15 juillet 2015 - 2/5

Stream the track: https://open.spotify.com/track/3yF9WCX6s6oJvC6xtArFro Written with collaborators from HitRECord!! http://youtube.com/hitrecord Two friends break into song, crash a PTA meeting, and tell us why they love moms. A lot. Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt- watch the first episode of Hit Record on TV here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl_wdODKGtM) HITRECORD CREDITS (collaborators on this project): Music and Lyrics by gregorybrothers Lead Vocals RegularJOE arosegregory Concept by LexiScherr Actors Jenica Bergere Thuany Callins Ian Elinson Aaron Fernando Ana Ortiz Noeme Pears IMAGE RECORDS Marke msmeganonymous TEXT RECORDS gregorybrothers JerzyJung LexiScherr LilacAmy11 thisistedwells AUDIO gregorybrothers with additional production by Michael Onufrak (https://youtube.com/michaelonufrak‬) LexiScherr BACKGROUND ARTISTS Ana-Serena Orrego André Walker Annalee Cailing April Coffee Ashley Thayer Christina Gardner Craig Gilbo Daniel Kunz Donna Leigh Edward Ryu Eileen Finizza Erin Howie Fernanda Marin George Bejue Irene Zukoski Jeana Wilson John Jurgens Joyce Larkin Laura Kantor Lauren Johnson Maggie Mudd Maria Rodriguez Michael C. Pierce Paula Gomez S. Spears Sandi Sharp Sheila Fein Stephanie Garvin Tawny Young LYRICS: What's the first thing that you look for when you're checkin' out a sexy lady? You know it was the curves on that girl that were drivin' me crazy That's just cuz our brain hasn't changed since our caveman days A big-titted cavelady could feed so many cavebabies But we've evolved, so stop thinking like a neanderthal Sure, I like boobies, too, but dude, let me tell you that ain't all I want a girl who likes to eat organic Read Dr. Seuss out loud If she's putting love into it while she's raising her child I wanna combine our DNA right now Yeah, I want those mothas, Moms are like no other lovas Oh, I want a girl with a big, fat vocabulary If you a mother, come on let me pull back the covers, I'm sorry I rumpled your duvet, but I had to work on that booty 'Cause a woman with a child, always drives me wild Ladies pushin' toddlers on a swing, Girl, I know you can take care of your offspring. She got a minivan with those fold-down seats, We can pull over and get it while the baby's asleep. And the kid can be my built-in mini-best buddy, We can play Nintendo after I help him study. Little Jimmy's dad puts him in timeout, Makes me want to be a stepdad no doubt. Good baby makin's the challenge we face, So I wanna work with a mother on the future of the human race! Yeah, I want those mothas, Moms are like no other lovas. Let's get busy puttin' money in a college fund. If you a mother, let's get our debt restructured. We can pay off our student loans, And then go upstairs and bone. Moms love unconditionally, Just a bit of that love would be enough for me. I want those mothas, Moms are like no other lovas. Someday you could be a grandma, That's twice as hot. If you're a mother, I wanna give your child a brother (or a sister). I just wanna give them chromosomes a happy home. Ohhh, yeah, yeah, yeah. our socials: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers tiktok: songifythis #SchmoCinematicUniverse #HitRECord

Épisode 120 - We Need Brain: Songify the G.O.P. Debate!

7 août 2015 - 2/5

More Songify This! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08FD35E184A24E7F All of our tracks and bts on patreon - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers 10 Republican dudes disagree about things, including who has hugged who. BUY THE TRACK: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/we-need-brain/id1169169254?i=1169169423 WE'RE THE GREGORY BROS; FIND US ON YOUR GLOWING SCREENS: ‪http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers‬ ‪http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers‬ ‪http://vine.co/songify‬ ‪http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers‬ snapchat - songifythis STORE: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Produced with Tony Rodini: http://twitter.com/tonyrodini Mixed by Mike Onufrak, he played guitars too: ‪https://youtube.com/michaelonufrak‬ Music Assistant - Alexander Tso: ‪http://youtube.com/sayitainttso‬ VFX with Sean Pierce Editing Assistant - Elisabeth Sokol LYRICS -------------- Why should you be the next commander in chief We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief We need someone that understands the world today In this country, we need brain Obama's finally tryna make a deal with Iran Is it gonna stop em from getting the nuclear bomb You terminate the deal on day one Its failed foreign policy of the obama clinton doctrine Oh, what's the greatest threat to our nation today? Is it ISIS, Al-Quaeda, or the gluten-free craze? ISIS rides around in US humvees We shouldn’t fund our enemies We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear Now prove you love em more than everybody else here Look i don’t want my guns Registered in washington Why should you be the next commander in chief? I’m the only one to separate siamese twins We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief I will make our country great again Could you kindly present some relevant evidence We can grow, we can do this Why you should be the next White House resident Our leaders are stupid You could be the president! I’m gonna run hard, i’m gonna run with heart you could be the president! If i’m our nomineee, how would hillary lecture me? You could be the president! If you get in the oval office chair Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care? What i’d like to see is a private system The insurance companies control politicians How you gonna make the economy stronger? If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert We need to even out the tax code The economy is different than the one we had 5 years ago Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned How excited are you to go marry man? I just went to a wedding of a friend who’s gay We need to give everybody a chance Should we put body cameras on all the cops? So no one gets shot at a traffic stop? I been to baltimore i been to ferguson I’m a different kind of republican Why should you be the next commander in chief? I’m a guy with a wife 2 kids and a harley We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief What i say is what i say if you don’t like it i’m sorry Could you kindly present some relevant evidence We can grow, we can do this Why you should be the next White House resident Our leaders are stupid You could be the president! I’m gonna run hard, i’m gonna run with heart You could be the president! If i’m our nomineee, how would hillary lecture me? You could be the president! God gives me unconditional love You gave obama a big hug On the side of the stage its hard to even debate But its okay i’m just tryna sell some books today And mix tapes on my indiegogo and myspace Its not great but its better than drake’s and these fakes Why should you be the next commander in chief? I’m the only one to separate siamese twins We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief I will make our country great again Could you kindly present some relevant evidence We can grow, we can do this Why you should be the next White House resident Our leaders are stupid You could be the president! I’m gonna run hard, i’m gonna run with heart You could be the president! If i’m our nomineee, how would hillary lecture me? You could be the president!

Épisode 122 - The Fish Awakens: Songify the News #11

18 décembre 2015 - 2/5

FEATURING H3H3 - http://youtube.com/h3h3productions All our tracks & discord / extra goodies - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Our nation's leaders, both present & future, discuss the ramifications of being trapped inside a 90 foot wall with a frankenfish. FIND US ON ALL YOUR GLOWING SCREENS: https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers tiktok: songifythis snapchat - songifythis products: https://thegregorybrothers.com audio production assist from Michael Onufrak: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3qb0dfIl709ImBY8QgjXg SOURCES: Donald Trump explains wall to child: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPvoMR-aZo Shepard Smith on Trump: http://video.foxnews.com/v/4652114389001 An item or two or ten for yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8L7bdwVaA Ralph Peters calls Obama a pussy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfzSlldIUHQ Teresa Mannion's amazing weather report: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/weather/12036854/Journalist-Teresa-Mannions-Storm-Desmond-report-goes-viral.html Freaky, Freaky Frankenfish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh3o02lFwjw LYRICS: what are the walls going to be made out of it’s gonna be made of concrete and it’s gonna go to 90 feet if you’re 90 feet up you don’t wanna come down did you ever see the walls they build now? we get the drugs and they get the cash you know trump is right because he says he's right we get the drugs and they get the cash donald trump is calling for a shut down of muslims racist, racist everybody coming out against donald trump now that's so passé, i was against him before it was cool now it's mainstream this is what trump wants, he wants us to talk about him and look at us now! he's playing us just like a fool it's okay, you can admit it if you bought an item or two or ten for yourself i'm pissed off i'm furious this guys such a total pussy can't use language like that pussy pussy pussy good point, balls balls balls well said, ding dong and butt pussy pussy baaaalls ding dong pussy i’m coming to you from a very wet, very windy land the storm we’ll be following the gales are still blowing so stay away from that stretch of motorwaaaaay don’t make unnecessary journeys don’t swim in the sea todaaaay people in the water have been spotted pussy ding dong balls people in the water are idiotic freaky frankenfish freaky freaky frankenfish the FDA never should have approved this a splice from eel, a splice from salmon, it's not right i'm gonna continue the fight. We're gonna need a whole army of fish The Crayfish and The Catfish Pussyfish and the Ballfish Every single fish! We're infiltrated by freaky freaky frankenfish We've been invaded by freaky freaky frankenfish!

Épisode 124 - OBAMA MIC DROP: 1999

13 janvier 2016 - 2/5

Get the track! https://music.apple.com/us/album/obama-mic-drop-1999-single/1075411239 (and everywhere else, too) All our tracks and other behind-the-scenes goodies like discord - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers With only one last chance to convince the nation to jam harder than they’ve ever jammed before, Barack Obama drops his hottest fire yet at the 2016 State of the Union. new Christmas album: https://thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/ or on iTunes Spotify etc Opiatic Songify the News Worm-Hole: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL736C3116AD309B58 Places to find us: https://www.youtube.com/schmoyoho https://www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com song produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm & mastered by Dan Millice - http://www.danmillice.com/ Choreography and Dancers by Pearrie Hammie Dance Group - facebook.com/pearriehammiedance Dancers: Pearrie Hammie (@pearriehammie) and Taquan Gresham (youtube.com/taquangresham) additional music assistance from Daniel Bryant - http://youtube.com/danielson742 violin - CheHo Lam cello - Alexandra Jones LYRICS ---------------- We’ve got the strongest job growth since 1999 We produce more oil here for the first time For the first time, for the first time Get it, get it, like 1999 Get it, get it, like 1999 It has been and still is a hard time But tonight we get it like it’s 1999 If a kid from Tatooine can save the galaxy, you can too Your future will be brighter, there’s no limit to what we can do But here’s the big butt, here’s the big butt We’re not there yet, we all know that All the income gains flow to the top 1% So imma bring jobs back Get it, get it, like 1999 Get it, get it, like 1999 It has been and still is a hard time But tonight we get it like it’s 1999 If folks wanna pop off, pop off I wanna meet ‘em i’m not gonna be soft, be soft I’m gonna beat ‘em If folks wanna pop off, pop off I wanna meet ‘em i’m not gonna be soft, be soft I’m gonna beat ‘em But here’s the big butt, here’s the big butt, Here’s the butt, here’s the big butt Our economy is growing like 1999 The crime rate came down for the first time For the first time, for the first time Get it, get it, like 1999 Get it, get it, like 1999 It has been and still is a hard time But tonight we get it like it’s 1999 #Songify #Obama

Épisode 125 - Zoolander the Musical - Songify the Movies

11 février 2016 - 2/5

After reaching through an interdimensional portal, we found a copy of Zoolander as a rock musical. It's a very rare copy, so treasure it accordingly. ORIGINAL VIDEO (from Zoolander): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ-8IuUkJJc Find us on all the things: https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho https://www.youtube.com/user/gregoryb... http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers snapchat: songifythis http://vine.co/songify Song recorded/produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm Additional Audio Assistance from Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ CHORDS: verse: C F C F A F C F chorus: Bb F C F Bdim E Am F C F LYRICS: Without much further ado I give you The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good What is this? A center for ants A center for ants A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants A center for ants I don't wanna hear your excuses I don't wanna hear your excuses The center has to be at least 3 times bigger than this How can we Teach children to read If they can't even fit inside the building He's absolutely right Thank you Do you ever think that maybe there's more to life Than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking Know what could help you sort through all of these important issues? I don't know / ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO! Earth to Matilda Earth to Matilda Hello Can we just cut it out with all the "Earth to"s We're not actually saying this is the Earth calling you Yeah, no, I got that No, I don't think you do Derek Earth to Matilda You can Derelick my balls I can Derelick my own balls, thank you very much A center for ants ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO A center for ants Earth to - Earth to Matilda A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants A center for ants Derek I don't wanna hear your excuses Derek A center for ants This guy is so hot! A center for ants Derelick my balls A center for ah - ah - ah - ah - ants A center for ants Derek I don't wanna hear your excuses Derek I don't wanna hear your excuses Derek I don't wanna hear your excuses Derek I don't wanna hear your excuses

Épisode 126 - Bernie VS Hillary- Battle of the Bands (Feel The Bern)

7 mars 2016 - 2/5

Biden vs. Trump 2020 playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8JttaK4Km_HbIML_1d_jZBBYzzF_dyFX This track & all our goodies on Schmotreon: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, fatigued from months of campaigning, decide to cancel their debate and have a sing-off instead. Wouldn’t you know it, Hillary is a huge Beyoncé fan and Bernie can really shred. BUY THE TRACK: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/feel-the-bern-final/id1169169254?i=1169169425 Other machines to follow us on: https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho https://www.youtube.com/user/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers STORE: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Guitar shredding & mixing - Michael Onufrak - http://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music assistance from Aaron Beaumont - https://www.facebook.com/aaronbeaumontmusic/ Choreography/dancers from Pearrie Hammie Dance Group- http://facebook.com/pearriehammiedance (Pearrie Hammie [@pearriehammie] and Maria Fadden [@marfadd]) Additional FX: http://youtube.com/meshachjackson Attendee with fiery head - Taquan Gresham - youtube.com/taquangresham LYRICS: Let justice roll on like a river Righteousness like an never-failing stream The worship of the ancient golden calf has returned If we take on powerful people we can feel the burn Feel the burn, feel the burn, we can feel the burn There should be no bank too big to fail And no individual too powerful to jail We agree on that, alright It’s easy to say, I’m gonna do this and do that But I have doubts when people receive huge amounts of money. I never changed a view because of any donation Let justice roll on like a river; Trickle down Righteousness like an never-failing stream; Absolutely The worship of the ancient golden calf has returned If we stand with working people we can feel the burn

Épisode 127 - Trump Goes Hard - Songify 2016

20 mai 2016 - 2/5

Buy our new Christmas album: https://thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/ or on iTunes Spotify etc Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Donald Trump comes out swinging and proves to have the 2nd best flow in the politician game, behind only the Prime Minister of The Marshall Islands, Eminem. BUY THE TRACK: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/trump-goes-hard/id1169169254?i=1169169426 Other machines to follow us on: https://www.youtube.com/user/schmoyoho https://www.youtube.com/user/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy things! http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com ------ producing & mixing - Michael Onufrak http://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Audio Assistant - Aaron Beaumont - https://www.facebook.com/aaronbeaumontmusic/ All-Around Assistery - Meshach Jackson - http://youtube.com/meshachjackson ------ Lyrics I go hard I go hard hard If I were soft I would not have gotten this far I go hard I go hard I go hard (I'm familiar) Yes, you are When I say, "Sit down everybody" and they don't sit down they refuse to sit down they don't sit down "Sit down, everybody" and they don't sit down they refuse to sit down they don't sit down Sit down Sit down Sit down Sit down, down they refuse to sit down they don't sit down if I don't go all the way if I don't win it'll be a mistake a complete waste of energ-ay and money and money and money and money money, money I don't look back and say I wish I didn't do this or that I'm not stupid it's a fact I never had a drink the thing that gets me in trouble is the retweet More killer than the tweet I repeat I respond to what they did to me I’mma fight back it's not a one-way street I go hard I go hard hard If I were soft I would not have gotten this far I go hard I go hard I go hard (I'm familiar) Yes, you are are Fingerboarding (i go hard) Minecraft (i go hard) Podiatry (i go hard) Hacky Sack (i go hard) Balloon Tying (i go hard) Breeding Cats (i go hard) Crossfit (waste of time) Coloring (i go hard) Doin Zumba (i go hard) Water polo (i go hard) Playing tuba (i go hard) Spray tans (i go hard) Driving ubers (i go hard) Putting together a bed frame from Ikeaaaaaa while you’re Sequencing the entire human genoooooooome (waste of time) Cytosine Guanine Adenine Thymine All the -mines.

Épisode 130 - Hillary Diss Track - Songify 2016

29 juillet 2016 - 2/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers On a truly historic night, Hillary Clinton becomes the first woman nominated for president by a major party to drop a fiery diss track ???? BUY THE TRACK! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/me-bernie-bernie-me/id1169169254?i=1169169428 --------------------------- Other machines to follow us on: https://www.youtube.com/user/gregoryb... http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com ------------------------ Produced with Mike Onufrak http://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Pearrie Hammie as Hillary Clinton https://www.facebook.com/pearriehammiedance/ Thomas Gardner as Bill Clinton - https://www.facebook.com/beachfossils/ Taquan Gresham as The Exploding Attendee VFX guru: Alex ‘Muffins’ Friedman http://www.alexmuffins.com/ Additional Songification: Aaron Beaumont - https://www.facebook.com/aaronbeaumontmusic/ Assistant editing & GFX: Meshach Jackson - http://youtube.com/meshachjackson - Assistant Editing: Amelia Burger - https://www.youtube.com/c/ameliaburger Lyrics: (indeterminate dinosaur comments) Can’t trust a man you can bait with a tweet Don’t let anyone tell you that our country is weak He insults John McCain, who deserves our respect Ignores his debts--what the heck? Bernie and I will work together We all know he’s a national treasure Me and Bernie Bernie and me On the same side We need to fight Against Donald Trump’s tweets Fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me, fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me No one’s more disappointed than I am tonight But we need to fight Fight the tweets 40 hours a week Bridges are better than walls So pokemon go to the polls (Never, ever, ever forget it) Do for her what you did for me I ask you to carry Hillary In this election, this year Reject cynicism and reject fear Me and Bernie Bernie and me (and me) On the same side We need to fight Against Donald Trump’s tweets Fight against the tweets (malarkey) ( Fight the tweets) Bernie and me, fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me The DNC and the emails Putting a finger on the scales What the hell? I heard they’ve got an excuse, though It was just a Russian prank, bro Hack or no hack, it made me cringe into my couch crack Found a crusty cheetoh that I never thought I’d get back Me and Bernie Bernie and me (Fight the tweets) (Repeating a tweet Tweeting and repeating a tweet) (sax solo) Me and Bernie Bernie and me On the same side We need to fight Against Donald Trump’s tweets Fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me, fight against the tweets (Fight the tweets) Bernie and me Actual Trump Tweets: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/758021060503756804 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/259355082456449025 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/522854696663265282 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/522897870891261952 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/240462265680289792 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/330359969813770242 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/257552283850653696 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/349973299889057792 https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/757779905593614336 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/268416910595600384 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/258966137302315009 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/259339505998376961 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/258640349872926720 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/260482827458592768 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/449329067192762368 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/755787159735570432 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/756129793054220288 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/757538729170964481 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/757696233427312640 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/757775689525309440

Épisode 134 - Trump Vs. Clinton (ft. Blondie) - Songify 2016

27 septembre 2016 - 1/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers In a first for U.S. presidential debates, Debbie Harry & Chris Stein of Blondie joined the candidates to transform their mortal arguments into heavenly duets. BUY THE TRACK! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/call-sean-hannity-feat.-blondie/id1169169254?i=1169169412 Follow Blondie: https://www.facebook.com/Blondie Follow our other things to see things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Mixed by Mike Onufrak http://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Additional songification by Aaron Beaumont: https://www.facebook.com/aaronbeaumontmusic/ Assistant Editing: Amelia Burger - https://www.youtube.com/c/ameliaburger VFX guru: Alex ‘Muffins’ Friedman http://www.alexmuffins.com/ LYRICS: I spoke to Sean Hannity Everybody refuses to call Sean Hannity Sean Hannity, nobody calls Sean Hannity I said the war’s a stupid thing If somebody would call Sean Hannity Woo! Okay! Oh why should we vote for you? Japan! They don’t pay. What magical things will you do? We should raise the minimum wage. I know how to win, she does not. We should build an economy not for those at the top. I think about this a lot. Oh Why should we vote for you? Should we try to keep the peace in the middle east or give up and use the money to cure herpes? We should’ve taken the oil, now they have the oil all over the place We’ve got to defeat ISIS, I was involved in taking out Bin Laden as Secretary of State. [guitar question] Trumped up trickle down, that’s what it would be That is not how we grow the economy. Don’t let the jobs leave, we can stop the companies Stop them from leaving. I built an unbelievable web site. So if you wanna see in real time the home page of my web site, please go - And take a look at mine You’ve been fighting ISIS your entire adult life. I spoke to Sean Hannity Everybody refuses to call Sean Hannity Sean Hannity, nobody calls Sean Hannity I said the war’s a stupid thing If somebody would call Sean Hannity Am I hallucinating, or is this debate just crazy Why should we vote for you? My son’s so good with computers, he’s 10 years old. What magical things will you do? He should not have the nuclear codes. They’re taking our jobs. Donald called women pigs, dogs, and slobs. Our countries in trouble, a big fat bubble. I spoke to Sean Hannity Everybody refuses to call Sean Hannity Sean Hannity.

Épisode 135 - PENCE vs. KAINE VP Debate- Songify 2016!

5 octobre 2016 - 2/5

VP Candidates Tim Kaine & Mike Pence engage in a Battle of Dads® to determine who will be the most powerful sidekick in the world. BUY THE TRACK! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/if-donald-trump-had-said-all/id1169169254?i=1169169416 Score ringtones & more goodies at https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers The Songify 2016 T-Shirt: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com/pr... Follow our other things to see things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Mixed by Mike Onufrak http://youtube.com/michaelonufrak Additional songification by Aaron Beaumont: https://www.facebook.com/aaronbeaumon... AND Danielson742 - https://www.youtube.com/danielson742 Assistant Editing: Amelia Burger - https://www.youtube.com/c/ameliaburger VFX guru: Alex ‘Muffins’ Friedman http://www.alexmuffins.com/ LYRICS Let’s go, 1-2-3 Fight! If Donald Trump had said all the things you said he said In the way you said he said them That’s small potatoes Trump called Mexicans rapists (whoa) He went after John McCain He said African Americans are living in hell During his campaign That’s small potatoes How can you make the economy stronger So I don’t have to work this job any longer? An avalanche of regulation coming out of this administration Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine want more of the same Hillary and I have a you’re hired plan Donald Trump has a you’re fired plan Donald Trump, why would he do this? Donald trump is a businessman That is absolutely false. With all due respect You’re about to get WRECKED tonight It’s a dad cage fight If Donald Trump had said all the things you said he said In the way you said he said them That’s small potatoes Trump called Mexicans rapists (whoa) He went after John McCain He said African Americans are living in hell During his campaign That’s small potatoes Why are the wars in the middle east like the groundhog game at Chuck E Cheese? She wiped out Bin Laden, She’ll get Baghdadi Here’s her plan to- Iraq’s overrun by ISIS This administration created a vacuum. When it comes to immigrants from the south Should we relax or kick everybody out? Donald Trump believes in deportation You whipped out that Mexican thing again There are criminal aliens in this country, Tim He’s not a polished politician like Hillary Clinton Donald trump can’t start a twitter war with miss universe without shooting himself in the foot Trump wrote a book said social security is a ponzi scheme –Look If Donald Trump had said all the things you said he said In the way you said he said them That’s small potatoes Trump called Mexicans rapists (whoa) He went after John McCain He said African Americans are living in hell During his campaign That’s small potatoes

Épisode 136 - Trump Clinton Face Off (ft. Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

11 octobre 2016 - 1/5

Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Martha Raddatz host a debate that is totally normal in every way, including the way that both candidates sing their answers in soothing melodies. BUY THE TRACK! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/whos-gonna-work-it-out-feat./id1169169254?i=1169169417 Support our quest to Songify the entire universe: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers The Songify 2016 T-Shirt: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com/pr... Read our New York Times' Director's Statement: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/10/opi... Follow our other things to see things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Additional songification: Daniel Bryant: https://www.youtube.com/danielson742 Alexander Tso: https://www.youtube.com/user/SayItAin... VFX guru: Alex ‘Muffins’ Friedman http://www.alexmuffins.com/ Assistant Editing: Amelia Burger - https://www.youtube.com/c/ameliaburger LYRICS Now it’s time to see who relates To ordinary people at the town hall debate I’ve got three babies And I want them to respect the ladies If our leaders keep grabbing genitals Can I stop them from acting crazy Ooooh who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out? I have respect for women Nobody has more respect than I do You have ISIS chopping off heads Drowning people in steel cages Please stay on topic Ooh please stay on topic It’s locker room talk It’s one of those things We have so many bad things happening We all heard what he does to women We’ve seen him rate them from 1 to 10 He has also targeted immigrants Latinos and African Americans What’cha gonna do? I can promise you I’ve set forth some big goals Ooh what’cha gonna do? We have unbelievable clean coal Ooh what’cha gonna do? Make college affordable She said deplorable, irredeemable! Ooooh who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out? Moving on now! I write of everything I can Whenever I do my taxes So how come every time April comes I pay a higher rate than Daniel Radcliffe Ooooh who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out? I knock out the tax code It’s like a national catastrophe Folks, folks, look at me She is raising your taxes massively I voted to close Corporate loopholes The gains have all gone to the top He claimed a billion dollar loss That’s a lot! What’cha gonna do? We are back on the right track Ooh what’cha gonna do? Why can’t they do a sneak attack? Ooh what’cha gonna do? There’s nothing america can’t do What do you have to lose? Tell me who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out? Nest question! Dad had the best job mining coal But those jobs got shipped away Do I have to move to China If I wanna mine coal every day? Ooooh who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out? Those coal miners lost their lives Revitalize, turned on the lights That’s why we don’t leave people behind But the price of coal is down worldwide We have tremendous wealth right under our feet Our energy companies, they’ll compete The environmental protection agency Is killing these energy companies What’cha gonna do? I can promise you I’ve set forth some big goals Ooh what’cha gonna do? There’s a thing called clean coal Ooh what’cha gonna do? Make college affordable She said deplorable, irredeemable! Who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out? I’ve got problems Who’s gonna solve them? Gotta solve my problems (Who’s gonna work it out, baby Who’s gonna work it out?) Gotta solve my proooooobleeeems At the town hall debate, baby.

Épisode 137 - Bad Hombres, Nasty Women (ft. "Weird Al" Yankovic)

21 octobre 2016 - 2/5

Buy our new Christmas album: https://thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/ or on iTunes Spotify etc Get exclusive videos from us for just $1/month - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers BUY THE TRACK: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/bad-hombres-nasty-women-mix/id1169169254?i=1169169420 The final debate between Donald J. Trump and Hillary Clinton opens up a wormhole to another universe that sucks "Weird Al" Yankovic through it to moderate in the key of Bb minor. All Things Weird Al: http://weirdal.com - G.Bros songs: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers - our IMMENSE THANKS TO NICE PETER for helping make this happen ur our hero- https://www.youtube.com/user/nicepeter AND to Petra Haden for lending her inimitable, dulcet soprano - http://www.petrahaden.com/ Follow our other things to see things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com Additional songification: Daniel Bryant: https://www.youtube.com/danielson742 Alexander Tso: https://www.youtube.com/user/SayItAintTso Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ VFX guru: Alex ‘Muffins’ Friedman http://www.alexmuffins.com/ Mixing: Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ Mike Onufrak: https://www.youtube.com/michaelonufrak Assistant Editing: Amelia Burger - https://www.youtube.com/c/ameliaburger ----------- LYRICS Such a nasty woman He choked (wrong) He choked (wrong) He goes around with crocodile tears Wrong, such a nasty woman We have so many adversaries overseas Can we all agree to be frenemies? I would work with our allies in the middle east That’s the only way we’re going to keep the peace Mosul Mosul Mosul so sad so sad It’s a catastrophe so bad so bad Can everyone achieve the American Dream? Or should they sign up for my Ponzi scheme? We are going to go where the money is We are gonna help small businesses Our jobs are being sucked out of our economy, Right now our country is dying dying big league big league Why should you run the show? We’ve gotta do more Tell us cause we need to know We need to get all of the drug lords Two more weeks until we vote You’ll get shot walking to the store Who should really run the show Donald got into a twitter war For the supreme court who would you choose? Please don’t say me I’m a busy dude The supreme court it’s what it’s all about But the second amendment is under such such trauma I understand and respect gun ownership I hope the senate confirms the nominee of President Obama To stop a cold war what should we be doing? Would you go thumb wrestle Vladimir Putin? I don’t know Putin. This is not my best friend Outsmarted Hillary and she’s playing chicken. Look at the start up they signed You are willing to spout the Putin line Cyber attacks from the Kremlin Designed to influence our election Putin has a very clear favorite in this race He’d rather have a puppet as president of the united states Why should you run the show? We have horrible deals Tell us ‘cause we need to know Donald bought Chinese steel Two more weeks until we vote I should win easily Who should really run the show, the show He’s talking down our democracy It’s so dishonest I say it’s rigged She should never have been allowed to run based on what she did I see Our democracy works we’ve had free and fair elections Donald thinks things are rigged every time things are not going in his direction We have some bad bad hombres here And we’re gonna get ‘em out It’s what it’s all about Bad hombres Why should you run the show? I want to raise the minimum wage Tell us ‘cause we need to know Our country is so outplayed Two more weeks until we vote We invest from the ground up Who should really run the show, the show Our jobs are being suck sucked

Épisode 138 - Love Is Like Drugs - ft. JonTron & Mike Diva (Full Version)

4 novembre 2016 - 2/5

JonTron and Milk Thug go on an accidental journey discussing love and marshmallow clouds. Full music video on JonTron's channel! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mItWfoNnUag Marshmallow Clouds section directed by Mike Diva - https://www.youtube.com/mikediva All the songs here - https://open.spotify.com/album/2xb40R0eAkEo4PLahF1J3X our other social things- https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers Thanks to everyone who helped out - Song mixing - Michael Onufrak https://www.youtube.com/michaelonufrak Song mastering - Dan Millice http://www.danmillice.com/ Scroll Art - Zach Hadel http://youtube.com/psychicpebbles Kristin Taylor - SDGAF http://www.instagram.com/actresskristin Claris Park - barista Jayson Wesley - coffee shop patron Isidore Elias - flasher Meshach Jackson - klutz on street Erin Leigh Schmoyer - Dostoevsky-hater Tamara Barrett - jogging woman Danielle Durchslag - various roles, production assistant Elaine Liebmann - dopamine enthusiast on street Faye Franzini - businesswoman Calvin Serrano & Mike Diva - Marshmallow Clouds VFX Aaron Nelson-Purcell - rotoscope magic Alex Friedman - Scroll VFX German Gorbachov - VFX Maximilian Lewin - director of photography Adam Volerich - 2nd camera Amanda Wallace - costumes Eric Wiley - production designer Nick Bohun - audio Maria Huggins - hair/makeup Colby Smith - gaffer Chuck Astuto - DIT/grip Meshach Jackson - producer Luke Williams - production assistant Candace Clymer - production assistant Jackie Russo - poster art PashaStudio - color Andrew Rose Gregory - dealer, script supervisor Michael Gregory - Milk Thug, director Sarah Gregory - narrator Evan Gregory - UPS man, first assistant director JonTron - Jon, weaver of dreams and magic Mike Diva - Marshmallow Clouds director, beacon of hope Filmed at City of Saints Coffee Roasters in NYC ?? (the Meserole St. location) - except not the creepy basement part or the marshmallow clouds part, those were filmed in creepy basements and among marshmallow clouds #SchmoCinematicUniverse 0:00 Marshmallow Clouds 1:02 I Thought You Went On, Like, 2 Dates With That Girl 1:29 SDGAF 2:05 The Tragedy Of The Bro Handshake 3:41 Bein In Love Is Like Bein On Drugs 4:39 Crittenden County 5:58 MEDIUM, PLEASE 6:45 Let's Finish What We Started 7:51 And We All Learned Something New That Day

Épisode 139 - If Elections Were Sports (360° VR Video)

7 novembre 2016 - 1/5

This is a 360° video, so you can drag on the video to change your view -- watch it on wi-fi so you can turn up the resolution! Produced with our Amazing VR partner, Wevr - http://www.wevr.com get the track on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Follow our other things to see things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com --------------------------- Directed by The Gregory Brothers Written by The Gregory Brothers, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump VR Director - Luis Blackaller Donald Trump - Craig Irwin Hillary Clinton - Brenda Salamone Produced by Anthony Batt Produced by Luis Blackaller Executive Producer Anthony Batt Creative Director Luis Blackaller Co-Producer - Matt Green Co-Producer - Scott Shiffman Co-Producer - Sam Day 1st Assistant Director - Mike Hart Cinematography - Marcus Johannes Camera Operator - Steve Galle Gaffer - Zach Rasmussen Visual Effects Supervisor - Zach Hansen Production Designer - Kristina Gallegos Casting - Natalie Avital Extras Casting - Jessica Jauch Production Coordinator - Dustin Goldberg Production Assistant - Julian Matulich Production Assistant - Marie Furter Music by The Gregory Brothers Sound Design The Gregory Brothers Assistant Songification - Aaron Beaumont Assistant Songification - Daniel Bryant Sound Recording Engineer Steve Galle Edited by The Gregory Brothers Wevr Assistant Editor - Zach Hansen VR Post Production - Wevr Post Production Manager - Zach Hansen 2D Animation - The Gregory Brothers 2D VFX Guru - Alex "Muffins" Friedman 2D Assistant Editor - Amelia Burger 360 Stereoscopic Visual effects artist and compositor - Zach Hansen 360 Stereoscopic Visual effects artist and compositor Alejandro Taylor Special Thanks Neville Spiteri Scott Yara

Épisode 150 - Alternative Facts, Dead People - Songify the News 12

17 février 2017 - 1/5

As the new administration settles in, pundits and advisors alike rush to the news to premiere an exciting new type of aspiring fact in the return of Songify the News. Anna Akana’s channel: https://www.youtube.com/annaakana Get the song, ringtone, and instrumental on Patreon - http://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Anna Akana Songified!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-ELMKkHEDU Follow our other things to see things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com --------------------------- Music with Michael Onufrak https://www.youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music with Aaron Beaumont http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ Assistant editor: Amelia Burger https://www.youtube.com/user/aburger9009 Tasty Background Vocals: Jenna Smith - https://jennasmith.bandcamp.com/ VIDEO SOURCES - Alternative facts - http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/conway-press-secretary-gave-alternative-facts-860142147643 Stephen Miller (dead people) - http://abc.go.com/shows/this-week-with-george-stephanopoulos/episode-guide/2017-02/12-trumps-senior-policy-advisor-addresses-administrations-1st-efforts Couric & Murkowski - https://www.yahoo.com/katiecouric/senator-lisa-murkowski-on-the-senate-battle-over-betsy-devos-153641727.html Trump & Trudeau - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CGjWkS39DI Sean Spicer re: inauguration - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3c8Fh8FdGI LYRICS: Chuck Why put him out there for the very first time To utter a falsehood You’re saying it’s a falsehood They’re giving Alternative facts Alternative facts? Alternative facts Why did he do that Alternative facts are much better than truth Anything you don’t like you can substitute With a much better version of reality Like right now i’m on a boat in the Caspian Sippin champagne while you count cash for me Making sure i got my 8-figure salary Why? Alternative facts Alternative facts? Alternative facts Why did he do that Alternative facts are not facts, they’re falsehoods Don’t be so overly dramatic about it Are you bracing yourself for a critical tweet I cannot live in fear of a tweet, tweet We need to work for the people that we represent Not fear a tweet by the president But don’t you know that a tweet can kill Look at what happened with Drake and Meek Mill I cannot live in fear of a tweet, tweet Our relationship is built on mutual respect Relationships between neighbors are complex The last thing Canadians expect Is for me to come lecture you on what’s correct Oh, that’s how they do a Canadian diss track Be so polite you can’t even fight back Our responsibility is to connect, project, and reflect respect to the world OH! Merci beaucoup - OH! Dead people voting, dead people voting We should be aghast about the fact Of dead people voting You have provided zero evidence We can talk about it more in the future Do you have any evidence We know for a fact, nobody disputes that Zero evidence The whole world will soon see The powers of the president Will not be questioned General Flynn enjoys the confidence of the President Breaking news, Michael Flynn has resigned Two Iraqis were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green Massacre A massacre in Bowling Green never happened Did anyone in Trump’s campaign have contact with russians? Absolutely not, not New allegations of connections to Russia Quiet, Russia is fake news, quiet quiet quiet I’m sorry, i’ve spoken millions of words on TV So many words I know what it’s like to have the haters descend upon me So many haters, yeah When you’re on TV saying so many words You can’t help but drop a couple little turds But if it smells bad you should just relax And spray the febreze of Alternative Facts! Alternative Facts Dead People Voting Alternative Facts Tweeeeeeet This was the largest inauguration PERIOD In the history of our nation PERIOD Why - Alternative Facts The leaks are real, the news is fake - PERIOD Drugs are cheaper than candy bars - PERIOD Alternative Facts Alternative Facts? Alternative Facts Why did he do that?

Épisode 152 - The Full Schmoyoho Song - Schmoyoho, Accent on the Yo

16 mars 2017 - 1/5

HERE'S THE SONG FOR FREE: https://www.patreon.com/posts/schmoyoho-accent-8452280 Thank you. Yes, you [if you subscribed] for subscribing. All the videos in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej_H8wYo2s4 (obama sings to shawties) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s (oh my dayum) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI (chicken attack) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYSERaXEGI (backin up) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw (bed intruder) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT9pygVQwgk (tom brady perfect balls) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlP9aJnzyZw (how to use a public restroom) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_4bCpuELMw (STN 5, Bang the President) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIomeLEYFc (milk thug) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6jG4A_mQGg (unbelievable [bread-hand]) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAXrgl_oF-8 (happy sad songs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUvhAPs38RA (DJ Play My Song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohIisKwUvsY (Love is Like Drugs [andrew in basement]) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbqtAuT4zbk (Obama Mic Drop: 1999 [naked evan]) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G631P7v5LjE (Obama Out) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBF6h7oH5I (Bad Hombres, Nasty Women) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXlz5BRN3VY (BTS: Final Debate Songified) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKgQKW3yhWI (STN 7: Naked Men) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PneUk30Cqq0 (Trump Clinton Face-Off) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qkJXiDIWEQ (I'm a Death Worm) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui33Wn-2_kk (Song Voyage: Mongolia) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Wsbb7Yrbs (Confidence [from Song Voyage: Vietnam]) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRXn2NRiWI (JUST DO IT) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcGPSnswzjc (Trump Goes Hard) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg (Winning) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA (Double Rainbow Song) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8 (STN 1: Get Money, Turn Gay) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6muqVXTuZLU (Drunk Frat Boy for One Night) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqc6Vvq10_I (Star Wars Musicals) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6LegIHjyOU (Penguin on Me [from Song Voyage: S. Korea]) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA (ATTN 10: Turtles) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1zNwMrtWtA (Sexy Motha) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-xzajQo0 (Herp de Derp) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooPzr1vzmGY (STN 3: Flying Robts) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSOWfFtKJE (Not Today) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI (ATTN 2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4 (Can't Hug Every Cat) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urx21kpsB40 (Legalize Everything) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ghA8QIUNOo (Hello Again) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCNdaENgKqw (Blind Date Fedora Prank) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW6jW9y59JY (Winston Churchill w/ band from future) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmcCzB8fwLo (JFK w/ band from future) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_Ywg8x8a0g (Everybody ft. Literally Everybody) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE (ATTN 8: Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztnuhBByWSw (STN 6: Too Many Abs) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhsbRb_pqE (ATTN 4: Auto-Tune the News #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.) SORRY WE DIDN'T GET IN ALL VIDEOS--hopefully sometime we can make a mega-mashup with every video ever made (by everyone) And everyone asks us what it means It's just a reflection of your dreams It shifts and changes with the wind Bends space and time to its every whim see us on other things: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://youtube.com/gregorybrothers

Épisode 156 - Trump vs. Comey | Songify The News 14

18 mai 2017 - 2/5

The long-awaited rap battle between President Trump and FBI Director Comey comes with rapid-fire burns delivered under oath. Who will come out on top?! Whose album will chart higher?!?! Get this track and all our music plus instrumentals, stems, and more on Patreon. http://patreon.com/gregorybrothers Follow our other things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com --------------------------- Music with Michael Onufrak https://www.youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music with Aaron Beaumont http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ Assistant editor: Amelia Burger https://www.youtube.com/ameliaburger SOURCE VIDEO: James Comey testimony - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz8ug1UY-2k Jeffrey Toobin / Wolf Blitzer on Comey - http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/politics/toobin-comey-firing-grotesque-abuse-of-power-cnntv/ Sally Yates testimony - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtIQdneqlq4 Lester Holt / Donald Trump interview - http://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/pres-trump-s-extended-exclusive-interview-with-lester-holt-at-the-white-house-941854787582 Jeanine Pirro / Donald Trump interview http://video.foxnews.com/v/5433303150001/?playlist_id=937116552001#sp=show-clips LYRICS: Got a tweet from president an hour ago It’s not a leap to read the tweet in front of me, bro “The NSA and FBI tell Congress Russia did not influence the electoral process” This tweet has gone out to millions to be exact Is that accurate? / It’s hard for me to react We’ve offered no opinion on potential impact It’s something we never, never looked at The FBI is investigating Russian efforts to interfere I know part of human nature is speculating Please don’t draw any conclusions here Is the president’s wiretap statement true? We will follow the facts wherever they lead I can promise you, promise you I have no information to support those tweets [dance break] You’re fired President Trump has just fired FBI Director James Comey What a Shyamalan twist--in November they were tight homeys Good job by the FBI The investigation might’ve changed his mind This is completely outside what goes on in democracies (Nice rhyme) What kind of a country is this They will put in a stooge But could Curly, Larry, Moe, and Giuliani Get Senate-approved? What kind of country is this The emperor is not wearing any clothes That metaphor might work But it’s not worth thinking about the tiny, orange, wrinkly Tooooo0oOOoooes In 200 years of history Are you aware of the department formally Approving the legality Of policy -- and then defying that policy I’m not, but I’m also Not aware of no Situation where the office of legal Counsel was told Not to tell the attorney general Follow our other things: https://www.youtube.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://vine.co/songify buy our stuff: http://shop.thegregorybrothers.com --------------------------- Music with Michael Onufrak https://www.youtube.com/michaelonufrak Music with Aaron Beaumont http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ Assistant editor: Amelia Burger https://www.youtube.com/user/aburger9009

Épisode 166 - How to Win An Internet Argument: Meet Me in the Middle

17 novembre 2017 - 1/5

A war of words threatens to tear A Nephew and An Uncle apart...until they bridge the gulf between them with song. Get the song on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers or iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/meet-me-in-the-middle-feat-mikel-rouse-single/1314811372?ls=1&app=itunes ------------------------------ Written & Directed by The Gregory Brothers ------Starring----------- A Nephew - Michael Gregory An Uncle - Mikel Rouse Trump-loving Aunt - Bev Grant Trudeau-loving Niece - Dana Bergwall Redskins Fan - Juan Luis De Coss Concerned Mother - Audrey Kerzner Obstinate Peanut Butter Lover - Samantha Wendorf Irascible Preserve Preferrer - Frank Mazzetti Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #1 - Andrew Rose Gregory Federal Reserve GMO Vaccine Designer #2 - Evan Gregory ------Our Amazing Crew-------------- Producer - Rebecca Lundgren Associate Producer - Amelia Burger YouTube Space Superstar - Taylor Sassman Director of Photography - Steven DiCasa 1st Assistant to Camera - Cody Buesing Art Director - Amanda Wallace Art Assistant - Harry Kleeman Music Assistant - Aaron Beaumont Costuming - Bailey Nolan Hair and Makeup - Sophie Ono Production Assistant - Jason Malizia Production Assistant - Aidan McCarthy Production Assistant - Kirsten DiVenti ----------Lyrics----------- How did it ever come down to this How could I have been so blind My right wing uncle just doesn’t understand But maybe THIS will change his mind A steaming pile of socialist crap I don’t know my nephew anymore But I’ve got the perfect response To finally win this Facebook comment war! He must be lonely always being wrong, Typing in the dark with no pants on Can we compromise, harmonize Come together, see eye-to-eye Will you meet me in the middle… of my side since i’m right? Let’s just agree to agree with me And stop this silly fight Try to think outside your box Come bathe in my insight We can meet in the middle of my side since I’m right Trump is the best! I like Justin Trudeau! I like hot Canadians Okay maybe you should move up there then Sounds good, I love free medicine! Football is too violent Football is too violent Go Redskins That’s racist You are so P.C.! I love peanut butter I prefer preserves How are you related to me? You only friended morons who agree with you And it’s dumbing down your dumb stupid head You’re in an idiot sandwich And the internet is the bread Come meet me in the middle… of my side since you’re wrong. Tear down the wall between us Over here’s where you belong It’s not too late for you to admit You’ve been mistaken all along We can meet in the middle of my side since you’re wrong Racism, Feminism, Flat-earth-ism, Circumcision Is there any politician we could throw in prison Do I dab or twerk, Gif or Jif, And can I call a hot dog a sandwich Is the Federal Reserve using GMOs To 3D print vaccines that make babies explode What color was the dress, the two-state solution Every single problem has a simple resolution!!! Just meet me in the middle of my side Since you’re dumb You can practice having half a brain Giving my posts upward thumbs I’ve got all the answers What a shame that you’ve got none Just come meet me in the middle Just come meet me in the middle Just come meet me in the middle of my side Since you’re dumb

Épisode 186 - Pizza Love (ft. @RoomieOfficial)

30 juin 2018 - 1/5

Joel & Milk Thug go to a party and meet a mysterious pizza woman. ?? Sing the songs with us on Smule: http://bit.ly/2tOWSfp With the brilliant Roomie: http://youtube.com/roomieofficial (he’s good at other things besides frenching pizza) See the longer pizza date music video on his channel: https://youtu.be/xLfY0-7JUxI Thanks to Smule (the social network for music) for sponsoring this! You can download the Smule App for free––Tap http://bit.ly/2tOWSfp and search @GregoryBrothers or @RoomieOfficial to join us singing, dancing, or leave us a comment to let us know how we did on one of these songs (like Never Wake Up or She Appeared as a Pepperoni Pizza). If you share you duet to Instagram and add #PizzaLove we can see it and share our favorite on our Instagram Story ? All the songs on itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/pizza-love-feat-roomie-single/1405172250?ls=1&app=itunes (or wherever you like getting songs) Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Written by: Michael Gregory & The Gregory Brothers Directed by: The Gregory Brothers Steven DiCasa: DP Cody Buesing: First AC & so much more Paul Osorio: Sound Jonas Frisk: Magic/Whimsy Aaron Beaumont: General Sound Magic Amelia Burger: Asst. Edit, Asst. Producer, General Magic Dan Millice: song mastering, consternated theatergoer Joel: Joel Berlghult aka Roomie Milk Thug: Michael Gregory Sofia: Sarah Gregory Chad: Jonas Frisk Party Fouler: Evan Gregory Partygoers: Josh Brocki Stefan Sirucek Amanda Wallace Olga Raspirtova Saifan Shmerer Eric Simmons Valerio Celentano Roman Davidson Alyssa Martin Thanks to Laird, Isabella, and Edo at the Alamo Drafthouse for letting us shoot ? #SchmoCinematicUniverse #Schmoyoho 0:00 Dragged to a Party 0:23 She Appeared as a Pepperoni Pizza 0:51 Lurking, Lingering, Looming, and Loitering 1:28 Making Words With My Mouth 2:48 Pizza Love 4:06 Directed By M Night Shyamalan? 4:42 Michael's Gotta Move 5:20 The End; We Love You, Shmos and Clan Of Being A Lil Bit Pitchy

Épisode 202 - Wind Cancer, Massive Dumps, and Babies: Songify the News #18

9 avril 2019 - 1/5

The tracks, instrumentals, and more magic?: - https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers A wary nation becomes aware of the dangers of combining wind cancer with massive dumps. The tracks, instrumentals, and more magic- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Lyrics: This is Ronald reagan of course Riding on a dinosaur A rocket launcher, a machine gun, Unmistakable patriotism Reagan is super strapped Holding up a tattered American flag This is the real solution to climate change: Babies. American babies They’ll fix our problems American babies, babieees American babies So we don’t have to solve ‘em American babies, babieeees The real solution to climate change is: Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies My aspiration American babies, babies Is population American babies, babies x2 Wind I know a lot about wind, wind’s not so good. No, it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television windmills, the noise causes cancer, kills all the people windmills, just like a graveyard, they wipe out the bald eagles wind cancer, rahr rahr wind cancer, rahr rahr Do they call cancer just give us an answer The science tells us no. Julian Assange said there would be a, quote, massive dump Said there would be a massive dump So Mr. Trump Was aware of the upcoming dump? Yes. Though, sir, I don’t know whether he knew What the substance of the dump was Only that there was going to be a dump On speakerphone? Yes. And he was aware of that before the dump occurred? Yessir. Going to be a dump, a massive dump A massive dump, quote, massive dump, A dump I am ashamed that I chose to take part in the cover-up The cover-up of the dump, a massive dump A massive dump, quote massive dump A dump! I pray the country doesn’t see the dump I did many times How many times? 50 times? More. 100 times? More. 200 times? More. 500 times? Probably. It is painful to admit And so I lied about it Massive dump Was that disruptive? (blaring air horn) Was that disruptive? I know that you mean no disrespect But 10 years now for current events We’re like Oprah out here giving out bops Hit that horn and bring the drop (blaring air horn) How much louder do you want it More 10 times? More. 25 times? More. 16,000 times? More. American babies A massive dump American babies, babies Wind cancer, massive dump wind cancer, rahr rahr American babies riding on a dinosaur rahr rahr, american babies Sharks with fricking lasers on their heads

Épisode 203 - Bend the Knee - Songify Game of Thrones!

12 avril 2019 - 1/5

Daenerys was talking about dancing this whole time.? Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this, take back your Internet privacy TODAY and find out how you can get 3 months free at https://ExpressVPN.com/songify ??? People thought Daenerys Targaryen's strength was her leadership, fireproofness & dragon-taming, but it was actually her ability to start Westerosi dance crazes with her irresistible melodies. Even masters of brooding like Jon Snow can't help but lightly thrust their pelvii when they hear her dulcet tones. Join the channel to get audio goodies: http://youtube.com/schmoyoho/join (Also on Patreon)- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Song production/mix with Aaron Beaumont http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ Edit assists by Amelia Burger https://www.youtube.com/ameliaburger LYRICS: Bend the Knee And you shall be free bend the knee together we will leave the world better bend the knee and do a dance with me bend the knee rich and poor I'll give you more step forward, my lord bend the knee (bend the knee) bend the knee to our queen and why would I do that? your father burned my grandfather alive why would I do that? if we don't defeat the dead, we'll die the dead? / there's no time! because I need your help and you need mine you're not guilty of your father's crimes but there's no time / it takes no time to bend the knee join me swear fealty in perpetuity enemies they shall all flee we will have peace and prosperity did you see the Dothraki? they hadn't crossed the sea but they did for me and did you see the dragons three? the world hadn't seen dragons in centuries chorus baby, if you bend the knee then the possibility of being deceased will surely be decreased and we can be together til we're seventy darlin, there's one thing we've got to do that can save both me and you i know we like the man with 6-pack abs 'cause that Jon Snow is a handsome lad but my greatest desire is to not be on fire prechorus + chorus repeat until the end of the universe CHORDS: chorus - F Dm E/G# E Am D(maj) Dm E Am D(maj) Am D(maj) verse - Dm G A C Dm G A C E prechorus - Dm E/G# Am A/C# Dm E/G# Am A/C# bridge - Am E F C Dm Am G C E Am E F C Dm Am G C E

Épisode 204 - Very Thin Ice: 10 years of Auto-Tune the News & Songify This

21 avril 2019

Andrew Gregory travels back in time to finish his duet from Auto-Tune the News #2. Full track on Patreon & Memberships! http://youtube.com/schmoyoho/join / https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Thanks again to Katie Couric for being a good sport through ATTN & reporting on this stuff before it was cool ?? : https://twitter.com/katiecouric From 2009, Auto-Tune the News #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Song production/mix with Aaron Beaumont http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ Edit assists by Amelia Burger https://www.youtube.com/ameliaburger LYRICS: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast Oh snap, how fast? Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years Surely you jest––I'm under cardiac arrest, shawtayee Some researchers think it could disappear in just 6 / SHIT Without it, there could be a snowball effect (ohhhh) With temperatures rising even faster If we all don't take bold action and take it soon Yeah, we will find ourselves on Very thin ice (x4, building to harmony) Tell 'em, Katie, we'll be on very thin ice The temperatures rise We have to solve this cri - i - sis Of very thin ice At the South Pole an ice shelf the size of Connecticut Is in danger of melting Whatcha trying to tell me? Because the ice bridge that held it in place has shattered Take back whatcha said––I'm feeling existential dread, shawtayee! It's 1 of 10 ice shelves that have shrunk or collapsed / THAT'S BAD Some were 10,000 years old (so ooooold) Polar ice is the Earth's air conditioner If we all don't take bold action, and take it soon Yeah, we will find ourselves on Chorus Now it's 2019...the very thin ice is still liquefying I agree with 2009 me: we should keep our glaciers nice and icy At the UN, a new report emphasized just how dire the situation is Shit, how long we got to live? Adding rising populations to changes in rainfall and temperatures I came back in time and the hurricanes done lost they minds, shawtayee Here's hoping Congress comes together to act boldly (hopefully) The health of the Earth should not be a political football (truuuuue) Scientists say we can't afford to punt If we all don't take bold action, and take it soon Yeah, we will find ourselves on Chorus x2 Baby, I'm back, came to the past 10 years from the future We got gay marriage from the east coast to the left coast––no thanks to you, sir And we got rid of the pirates; now the ocean's quiet Put guns on the boats and now no one wants to try shit Legalized weed in a few states Other ones laggin but they take Vacations to the good states So they can all order postmates 10 years of schmoyoho And the accent's still on the yo Put a couple 0s on the sub count Time to do the end of the video plug now CHORDS: G# m D#m E C# m B - C# m D# (maj) #VeryThinIce #AutoTuneTheNews

Épisode 209 - Old Town Road 2021 ft. Obama, Katy Perry, the Pope, Daddy Yankee, Cardi B, De Niro, Shakira, Willie

19 juillet 2019 - 2/5

Featuring: Iman Crosson @alphacat as Barack Obama Brock Baker @brockbaker as Robert De Niro Joanna Hausmann @joannahausmann as Shakira ...and also with us @gregorybrothers Evan Gregory @getsomeevan as Rick Astley, Steve Harwell, Jerry Seinfeld, Daddy Yankee Andrew Gregory @arosegregory as Willie Nelson, Pope Francis Sarah Gregory @followsarahg as Katy Perry, Dolly Parton, Cardi B, Oprah, Zimzam Get this track and all our music on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Lyrics Barack You know you can’t stop this Sheriff named Barack, I get All my posse caucused Blaze up the oval office Shout out Lil Nas For having me on I’ll leave you with 3 words: Hope, change, and yeehaw Can't nobody tell me nothing (not at all) Can't tell me nothing Willie Well down here in Helotes Me and all my homies Stop our ropin and ridin Right at four and twenty Out here plantin trees Big old leafy greens Red headed stranger Runs a redneck pharmacy Katy I kissed a cow and I liked it Sorry I don’t know how to sing quiet But I’m a cowgirl now So I guess I’m frenching cows Kobe beef is what I need Got a bovine teenage dream Smashmouth (Steve Harwell) Somebody once told me That old town road would roll me You think that I’m a joke But all these plays ain't funny money Wipe the dust out my hair And my flavor saver Did Shrek 1 & 2 I don’t care about the haters Dolly When I was a little girl Daddy plowed behind a horse Twenty-five number ones Now I own all of Pigeon Forge Daddy Yankee Hacemos como en Vieques Montando al garete (viejo) A cuero, sin asiento que el establo queda lejos (caballo) y los gringos, siempre tan correctos estoy a otro nivel, Mami, así que dime Daddy Pope 100 gallon hat Yeah the papal see got that Diamonds on the holy grail Buried underneath the Vatican Jerry You know i could go verses On what’s the deal with horses Reruns on reruns ‘fore you even cracking corn Upper West Side I remain Master of my own domain Get along little dogies Bee Movie bought me all these chains De Niro Got double holsters For double Oscars Italian label chaps This cowboy’s the Godfather Cardi B Ain’t my first rodeo, grab money with a lasso Chaps on my ass but my pussy on a pole Old town road, ice on spurs Bloody boots, happy trails okurrr Astley You’re calling me a troll I’m out to steal your gold Hiding in a mountain pass Ambush with a rick roll Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around Unless you’re an alien ZIMZAM (the alien) Landed back in forty six Way out in the sticks Did a stretch down in Nevada Now my gun’s back on my hip UFO out in the sand Laser lasso in my hand Roundin’ up a couple steer So that I can probe their glands Oprah YOU GET A ROAD YOU GET A ROAD YOU GET A ROAD EVERYBODY GETS A ROAD Shakira Can't nobody tell me nothin' (le lo lo le lo le) No me diga nothing (waka waka) My hips don’t lie about nothing (my hips my hips) You can't tell my hips nothin'

Épisode 215 - YouTube Rewind 2019, BUT MEMES, so a psychedelic joyride reminds you of the beauty of existence as y

15 décembre 2019 - 1/5

YouTube Rewind, but memes (stream it on spotify - https://open.spotify.com/album/5kam8nJUNF4kr9SKLGpFwV) become a Schmo and you can get the song & other goodies: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers https://youtube.com/schmoyoho/join All 5 volumes of YouTube SchmoWind for your nostalgia trips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geic-ci56xg&list=PL8JttaK4Km_HHr2QpPdtSba5qd7b4STrX&index=2 extra special thanks to the following for creating/covering vital memes that played a huge part in this SchmoWind: https://youtube.com/CaptainSparklez (revenge / creeper, aw man) https://youtube.com/PewDiePie (various meme reviews) https://youtube.com/Grandayy (various memes) https://youtube.com/surrealentertainment (area 51 aliens, duolingo owl, JK Rowling + James Charles dance, creeper music video) and Mr. Beast's Team Trees (GO DONATE) that created a bajillion voices in harmony singing TREES https://youtube.com/MrBeast6000 some more sources/youtubers (if this is incomplete, let us know) Belle Delphine (gamer bathwater): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXvKUavCtDOlA8bT1i2tI3w negaoryx (red dead reaction [moose reaction]): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmyPx-c5d2L28YpOmfp2-Wg Naruto Run (Elixir): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7iepjHR6Bw Mr. Beast (team trees): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJKxAhLw5I Mark Rober (team trees): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7nJBFjKqAY Cat vigorously meowing (Thurston Waffles): https://www.youtube.com/ThurstonWaffles Revenge (Creeper, Aw Man): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM Obama sings Creeper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_TsTvC67SA Kids Bop Karen original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyeOL8yGx3Y Imonte ("oh shit, a spi"): https://www.instagram.com/lightskinmonte/ Jacksepticeye (team trees): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfemCDzT6uY Markiplier Goose Game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7QkGRl517E Oh Yeah Yeah (MaximilianMus): https://youtube.com/MaximilianMus Smarter Every Day (team trees): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bsuXsxX950 James Charles' No More Lies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFvtCUzfyL4 Peter Sripol (team trees): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcnVW1W705k LaurenzSide (team trees): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX_Y7BcqZk Paul Rudd (Hot Ones): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVHses2GCY Idris Elba (Hot Ones): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYRS0aXaBC8 Surreal Entertainment James Charles dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slRqsBA3i3I Surreal Entertainment Area 51: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUehDV4mGGM Surreal Entertainment DuoLingo owl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0Ncawy2LJc Surreal Entertainment Minecraft: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdcGu3qW8QU Soulja Boy (breakfast club): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp5A_1UAJog Blue Shirt Kid: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz0fMTS2JfZNdVl_7tfSfiA Dr. Phil becomes self aware: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKaXnPwEQjk Dr. Phil on meme review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VorEFidI8WU Keke Palmer (I don't know who this man is): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBwAAAOa9Kk Keanu Cyberpunk presentation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNIHfaGRv3s Doctor meme by Grandayy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z23VDaHcW8k ^ featuring DigitalMunchies: https://www.youtube.com/user/DigitalMunchies and Voiceover Pete: https://www.youtube.com/user/PremIntel The track and other goodies- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Production/Mix with Aaron Beaumont http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ #YouTubeSchmowind #Songify #YouTubeRewind

Épisode 218 - Goodbye, 2010s: DECADE REWIND of memes and Schmoyoho moments that will make us cry tears of joy at a

31 décembre 2019

LAST 10 HOURS OF THE DECADE, let's say goodbye to being in the same time perios as all these beautiful Schmo-Moments and memes ? this track on spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/7sCf3Z7FFUTlfQZruMABJw Sources: hide your kids (bed intruder): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw various 2018 memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhD6qHCADUQ muffin song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LACbVhgtx9I 1999: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbqtAuT4zbk pokemon pastor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oits7sq4nX0 backin up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYSERaXEGI space force: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AUXpnB065o gimme the zucc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q winning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg scoreboard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CClOsC26Lw double rainbow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA all the way: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJPc49z57bU just do it (shia labeouf): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRXn2NRiWI zach anner song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrycLMsoYjU building is on fire (not today): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpSOWfFtKJE dayum, dayum, dayum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s obama creeper: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_TsTvC67SA i hate sand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_60Jfwsylb8 naked men (joe biden): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKgQKW3yhWI turtle fence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA i love cats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4 don't mess with my wife / hamburger prices (ted cruz): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oAOAZLhL5k cash money money cash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8 schmoyoho, accent on the yo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH7eX8c_bC8 unbreakable theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYNbp0u8WjA chicken attack (go, chicken go): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI stall door crack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlP9aJnzyZw why, why, manti? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5ffHd7O3yQ drunk frat boy for one night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6muqVXTuZLU vape naysh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M h3h3 song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s4xAf0hSCQ DJ, play my song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUvhAPs38RA I Don't Wanna Be Free: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exDNHmNmrP4 Herp de Derp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-xzajQo0 Bourbon Whiskey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_4bCpuELMw Milk Thug (tried to milk myself): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpIomeLEYFc The machiiiines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_4bCpuELMw Yeast of Thoughts and Mind, bitconnect, I love memes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhD6qHCADUQ The track and other goodies- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Music production with Aaron Beaumont: https://www.aaronbeaumont.com #Songify

Épisode 219 - Chicken Pig Attack - The Return of Takeo

17 janvier 2020 - 1/5

Takeo emerges to defeat evil – this time with more muscle. GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: https://music.apple.com/us/album/chicken-pig-attack-cock-on-a-swine-single/1495084929?ls=1 More stems and BTS on our schmotreon: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers next week: Rat Attack! follow us for all the updates and also the schmupdates: https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Directed by the Gregory Brothers Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself Featuring Aki Yasuda as Kingpin Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja Dev Sim as Pig Ninja Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY Producer: Amelia Burger Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont Cello: Alexandra Jones Editor: Rob Nassau VFX: Neal Jonas Color: Ilia Gumerov Poster: Morgan King On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them. LYRICS: [angelic but harrowing yodel] Now begins the fight of a lifetime We can end it all and end it right Two warriors challenge you They came ready to fight Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs They're not here to play Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs You're on their plate today Six legs! two wings! And one ass-whooping Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (Swine with a cock) They can never be stopped There is no escape from justice Nowhere to hide from your fate You may want forgiveness I'd say yes but for them it's too late Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs They're not here to play Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs You're on their plate today Six legs! two wings! And one ass-whooping! Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (wine with a cock) They can never be stopped They look so cute and cuddly You might expect a kiss But if you're on their bad side You'll only get their iron fists Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (Swine with a cock) They can never be stopped #TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse

Épisode 220 - Rat Attack - The Yodel of Justice

24 janvier 2020 - 1/5

Months after the events of Chicken Pig Attack, Aki has captured Takeo to exact his revenge. Will a tiny hairy friend hears Takeo's SOS?? GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: https://open.spotify.com/album/3UGdXEHbd2WasfCStrrJak More stems and BTS on our schmotreon: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers See all of the TCU (Takeo Cinematic Universe) thus far here! https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8JttaK4Km_GBOZdL6IN2yt07rsPKiXGQ Follow us for all the updates and also the schmupdates: https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Directed by the Gregory Brothers Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself Featuring Aki Yasuda as Kingpin Carola Cajiao @cajiao.v as Rat Ninja Greg Washburn as Chicken Accountant (from The Kloons - https://www.youtube.com/user/thekloons/) Michael Gregory as Yodeling Intern Zachary Leo @ninjadude73 & Lee-Sean Huang @leesean as guards (and aspiring stand-up comic) Toula the Rat, provided by Kathy Sperduto Producer: Amelia Burger Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing Sound Mixer: Patrick Southern Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont Cello: Alexandra Jones Fictional newspapers and poster design: Morgan King Editor: Rob Nassau VFX: Neal Jonas Color: Ilia Gumerov On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas or danced vigorously to the music like some sort of cockatoo! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them. LYRICS: [angelic, beckoning hum] [rat hum, equally angelic despite species difference] [human hum] [rat hum approaching nearer] When you're far away from home Just hum this melody You'll know you're not alone You'll see! A tiny hairy friend Will help you on your way They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time [ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance] It's whoop-ass time When you think you're by yourself Just know they're all around Always there to help When you're down And even when you sleep They watch over you From within 20 feet It's true They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time [ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom] It's whoop-ass time Some people don't like rats Because they hang out in trash But they're helping you with your pizza crust So you should fucking relax It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time [ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom] It's whoop-ass time #TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse 0:00 Aki's Revenge 1:32 Takeo Summons A Tiny, Hairy Friend 3:59 Whoop-Ass Time

Épisode 223 - Uh-Oh (Gee, There's A Virus) - Songify Special Edition

14 mars 2020 - 1/5

President Trump declares a National Mergency on COVID-19 using a vocoder as he tries to heal the nation--with an unlikely duet partner. The track and other goodies- https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers Everyone stay hygenic / safe if you're in an affected area! More info here: https://who.int https://cdc.gov More Songify This for your meme quarantine: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08FD35E184A24E7F http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers production with Aaron Beamont: https://www.aaronbeaumont.com Source Videos: Williamson Virus Meditation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPACQatSP-8 Trump Primetime Address: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lTrpsxvSwc LYRICS: The Coronavirus--go back to the nothingness Now we see in the middle of our mind a little ball of golden light And we watch this light grow Until now it covers the inner vision of our mind And we pray that it goes To all of the muscles, all of the bones Down into your penis Down into the toes Now into the thighs Through your elbows Your vagina, your buttocks Heal the torso The Coronavirus (go wash your hands) The Coronavirus (go wash your penis) The Coronavirus (go wash your hands) The Coronavirus Gee, there's a bug, there's a flu, there's a virus, they didn't know what it was And I said uh-oh, uh-oh, that doesn't sound gööd If they would've said what are 10 bad things that could happen that wouldn't've been on the list And I said uh-oh, uh-oh, that doesn't sound gööd Chorus with uh-ohs This is their new hoax The Coronavirus hoax Coronavirus: we declared a public health mergency Wash your hands, stay home Cover your face if you sneeze, bro Smart action today will Prevent spread of the virus tomorrow Chorus I don't take responsibility I am officially declaring a national emergency (2 very big words) #Songify

Épisode 226 - Songify The Lost Memes- Ep. 1, Have You Ever Had A Dream That We'll Do A Lotta Damage And Do It Live

24 avril 2020 - 1/5

Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: https://clcr.me/9x274S ✅ ANDROID: https://clcr.me/aiOgSk ✅ PC: https://clcr.me/U8IvlA and get a special starter pack Available only for the next 30 days Thanks to Raid for helping make these lost memes come true! Have we ever had a dream to join some of the most powerful memes, both ancient and recent into one song? Join the forces of Bill O’Reilly, Phil Swift, Child With Dream, and various local news and youtube personalities into one glorious meme choir? The answer, of course, is a resounding yes. Get all our tracks/goodies: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers Send us more memes: https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers https://vm.tiktok.com/7bvuUd/ https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Meme sources Flex Tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xzN6FM5x_E We’ll Do It Live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-Y3HJNU_s Have You Ever Had A Dream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4 Raid: Shadow Legends (various): https://clcr.me/9x274S Local News (WTOL): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTqTRLiCjFY Produced with Aaron Beaumont: https://www.aaronbeaumont.com Lyrics: flex tape is super strong and once it's on it holds on tight it holds just right flex tape is no ordinary tape just cut peel, stick and seal it works on any shape Now THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE how about a little more THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE on a bucket, on windows and doors THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF super big damage flex tape can SEAL and PATCH the DAMAGE that's tomorrow and that is it for us today okay, i don't know what that is, never seen that, [producer: okay, okay] that's tomorrow, and that is utt...take it away.. [okay] that's tomorrow and we will leave you with a..... I can’t do it, WE'LL DO IT LIVE WE'LL DO IT LIVE we'll leave you with Sting, BLOOP, i don't know what that means! WE'LL DO IT LIVE WE'LL DO IT LIVE I can't read it, to end the show? [yeah] thing SUCKS, alright, go I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE Have you ever had a dream that / that you, um, you had you t-- you would you c-- you do you wi-- you want , you, you could do some, you [breathe] , you'll do, you could you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything do anything ever had a dream you could do anything, do anything Raid: Shadow Legends (x4) It’s free A fantasy RPG On iOS, Android and PC Raid: Shadow Legends (2) Thank God for Raid: Shadow Legends It’s a fun game Battle arena or campaign Try this out, do not wait We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / how about a little more? We’ll leave you with Sting, [BLOOP] Ever had a dream? We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / Raid: Shadow Legends I can’t read it––to end the show? I created a rubber boat I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE Good morning, time to slay all day it is testing week YEET Stay woke, gooooals, be on fleek Say bye Felicia, bye Felicia, to that testing stress YEAHHH, a hundo P chance of success okurrr okurrr gonna be lit turnt Okurrrr okurrrrr you've got this, kids We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / how about a little more? We’ll leave you with Sting, YEET Ever had a dream? We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / Raid: Shadow Legends I can’t read it––to end the show? Gonna be v. lit, goooooals I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE #Songify #SongifyThis

Épisode 229 - Trump vs. Test - Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Songified.

25 juillet 2020 - 1/5

The President of the United States takes the hardest test known to man. Stream this track everywhere: https://soulspazm.ffm.to/pwmctv All our tracks & goodies: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers Produced with Aaron Beaumont- https://aaronbeaumont.com Assistant songification - Alexander Tso Assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski Person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, person, woman, man, camera, TV, pe #Songify #SongifyThis

Épisode 230 - Bed Intruder 2020 - Remastered, with a message from Antoine Dodson

1 août 2020 - 1/5

10 years later we gave this track a proper mix- https://open.spotify.com/track/349sbJIiRwKZ1UEMOPr9jp?si=gshP1Kj7Tfi9oZcP3VL7EA And Antoine returns for a 2020 message, unhide your family & register to vote: https://vote.org get the 2010 version of the song on vinyl! https://enjoytheriderecords.com/products/bed-intruder-various-other-youtube-hits-7-hide-yo-kids-hide-yo-wife-etr089 Antoine Dodson socials: https://www.instagram.com/antoine.dodson https://twitter.com/antoinedodson24 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCE-RZy7awTwDY2x0LG4fIHg Other places to find the G. Bros / Schmos: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers https://twitter.com/gregorybrothers https://instagram.com/gregorybrothers tiktok: songifythis https://facebook.com/gregorybrothers mixed with Aaron Beaumont - https://www.aaronbeaumont.com mastered by Dan Millice - https://danmillicemastering.com/mastering/ LYRICS: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real you are really, really, really, really so dumb i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so chorus bout 5'9", 5'10" coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar with some little waves in his head clean cut, very smooth face seein my sister when i walked in he had his hands around her neck first thing was to pull him off of her and that's what i did chorus well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park are you serious, my boy? i got your t-shirt i got your scent i know what shoe size you wear, my boy so you can run and hide but we're gonna find you, find you chorus x2 (with ballet dancers, orchestra, choir, etc.) CHORDS: chorus- gm cm dm 4x bridge- Eb dm cm gm Eb dm cm F dm F #Songify #SongifyThis

Épisode 231 - Do It For Corn Pop - Joe Biden - Songify 2020

24 août 2020 - 1/5

Stream the track to confuse whoever's next to you at red lights : https://open.spotify.com/album/77XKrnW3CX3Nj8EIl6f2bp All of Biden vs. Trump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRXBrdxkFTQ&list=PL8JttaK4Km_ETxip-ZBK6RSgsca0pmLwB&index=2 All our tracks & goodies: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers tiktok: songifythis http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Featured Dancers - Jillian Roberts - http://instagram.com/jillyjillzzz Steven Ruggiero- https://instagram.com/stevenrugg_ Produced with Aaron Beaumont- https://aaronbeaumont.com Deepfake FX by OneDuality- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6bSja8rxCE Thanks to our discord patrons & superfans for singing the chorus and bringing world peace to all ? LYRICS: If you entrust me with the presidency I will draw on the best of us Like Corn Pop He chose a path of hope and light He was generous and humble To all of us Not just a few at the top This is our moment to make hope and history rhyme With passion and purpose, let us begin, you and I Together (x5) Let's do it for Corn Pop Let's do it for him He'd tell us we can't stop He'd tell us to win Let's do it for Corn Pop It's what he would want He'd tell us to rise Like the morning sun We'll say: CORN POP, WE CAN'T STOP (time and time again) CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP (we'll never give up, my friend) CORN POP, WE CAN FIND THAT SWEET SPOT (time and time again) CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP I am once again asking for your vote for Joe He will stand up and fight for you, this I know The price of failure is just too great We must come together – the future is at stake Millions of jobs: gone, Trump's a reality show Joe and Kamala, actually care They'll get this pandemic under control I know a predator when I see one So make no mistake, Trump will be done Our children will look in our eye And say "where were you when the stakes were so high?" Americans have never ever let this country down We get back up together, back up together now Someway, somehow Chorus A cappella chorus, followed by a powerful chorus of funk, disco, and rock'n'roll #SongifyThis #Songify2020

Épisode 232 - FATHER, FATHER - Songify 2020

29 août 2020 - 1/5

Stream this track or send it to your FAUTHER - https://open.spotify.com/album/4H6aoQPiIwzoDwkNagor1k Responding to last week's Corn Pop anthem, Trump & a chorus of assistants make the case for Trump at the RNC. Stay tuned for our overnight Songify the Debates starting next month ? All our tracks & goodies: https://www.patreon.com/gregorybrothers http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers tiktok: songifythis http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers Produced with Aaron Beaumont- https://aaronbeaumont.com Assists from Kevin Stabinski & Alexander Tso The race for 2020 heats up as Donald Trump answers Joe Biden's passionate melodies. Will his families harmonies overpower the Corn Gang? Or will they creep people out?? Only time will tell. #SongifyThis #Songify Lyrics: Ladies and gentlemen––leaders and fighters for freedom and liberty determine your destiny don't let them destroy your family they want to destroy the country and the American Dream My father is strong my father is the best my father has faith my father gets respect my father is cool my father says what he thinks my father is wonderful my father does tweets fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, FATHER, I miss you every single day my father is great my father-in-law will keep us safe FATHER, I love you in a special way my father made me belive my father-in-law helped me we have been hit by the pandemic we have pioneered the fatality rate I kept my promise America's great the best is yet to come (the best is yet to come) I'm afraid of cancel culture COME, COME they're ripping down our Confederate statues COME, COME I will save the statues, I will save the suburbs the best is yet to come don't let them kill future generations don't let them step on you, brainwash you don't let them support cancel culture they want to enslave you, too my father is W I D E my father is brave my father is caring my father has emotion on his face my father is relentless my father-in-law is down to earth my father is elite my father likes church (I'd like to speak directly to my father) fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, *father chorus* *fatality pioneer chorus* *the best is yet to come coda* FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, cancel culture, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, confederate statues, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATHER, FATH

Épisode 238 - YouTube Rewind 2020, BUT MEMES saved it from being cancelled, giving us all the closure needed to mo

19 décembre 2020 - 1/5

Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/schmoyoho and enter promo code SCHMOYOHO for 84% off and 4 extra months for free! (Thanks to them for helping us save memewind ? ) Song streaming everywhere here: https://soulspazm.ffm.to/e6xngvd This track and all others on schmotreon: https://patreon.com/gregorybrothers Have a cozy holiday, and make sure to stop by our livestream/singalong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qd_bsRSo4NU SOME SOURCES (gathering more): Surreal Entertainment’s Are Ya Winning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1KlBDXaNSY Grandayy’s It’s All Cake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXOpxC5kt7Q Biden / Trump dance at debate from yilmaz.exe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpzIqOHLgAZkxZETSzG2EQw Pogchamp origin at Gothmei: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJStL_KHkHGudPhVpEaTjTg Cyranek’s Wide Doge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h71zjK_Qw2Q WHOOO from penguinz0: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsW4npZ0bDk#t=3m54s Surreal Entertainment’s Surfing Zuckerberg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8OvD4JhrUQ&vl=en Coffin Dance from DigiNeko: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI 2 pretty best friends from Jordan Scott: https://www.tiktok.com/@jayrscottyy?lang=en Yankee with no brim from kruster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcbK__SeXy0 minecraft bernie from Grandayy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLm9PZke0w Produced with Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com/ LYRICS: I ain’t ever seen, I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends I am asking for Financial support Once again IT’S MR MVP, SIMP Whoa, whoa, YANKEE WITH NO BRIM *emergency meeting synth* I DEMAND A VACCINE WHOOOO FOR COVID-19 WHOOOO Piao piaoooo WHOOO, yeahhh, that’s what it’s all about, bout, bout [high-pitched noises] GROW SOME BALLS Every single one of you obeying the devil’s laws We will do a citizen’s arrest on every human being I choose to yell and you cannot STOP ME Please send the cops He doesn’t live here, he has no bike Call the police I’ll beat that mask off your face, come outside BACK OFF, BACK OFF This is outrageous criminal activity THREATEN ME AGAIN We live in a free country Imagine there’s no little pogchamp / wet-ass p-word It isn’t hard to dooooo / i like the view / you’re my best view [nyee?] Nothing to kill or simp for (ohhhh) And no ice age baby, toooo LET ME GO AROUND THIS HAT Aww, you’re my pog champ Coochie man, coochie man, COOCHIE MAN [harmonies stacking] CHORUS NOW I’M NERVOUS BECAUSE I’M SUS (looks sus) Fair enough, i’m a little lost but fair enough Just full of the exaggerated swagger of DA VINKY?? NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS Have you ever seen me without this hat? [i’m a weirdo] That’s weird DAME DA NE ……… Awww, come here I love a woman that slay one day and look homeless the next Don’t you EVER date a t-rex CHORUS, JOY, EUPHORIA, RELIEF Other places to find us: http://twitter.com/gregorybrothers http://facebook.com/gregorybrothers http://instagram.com/gregorybrothers 0:00 Chapter 1: YAHH, IT'S REWIND TIME 0:35 Into the Karen-verse 1:07 Imagine There's No Cochie Man 1:31 Chorus 2: Memes Intensify 2:00 Bridge: Exaggerated Swagger of Da Vinky 2:29 Election 2020 In Meme Form 2:38 Chorus 3: Meme Intensification Intensifies 3:08 The Part Where You Cry (Unus Annus) 3:20 Sponsor + General Silliness and Pictures of Our Dad #Songify #YouTubeSchmowind #SongifyThis

Épisode 245 - Cow Attack - Never Underestimate A Cow

28 janvier 2022 - 1/5

High in the peaceful Alps, yodelmeister Takeo Ischi and his beloved friend Heidi encounter a band of fearsome foes. Stream the track everywhere ➡️ https://soulspazm.ffm.to/cowattack Takeo Ischi as himself - https://youtube.com/RubinRecordsTV @Markiplier as Yaro - https://youtube.com/markiplier Natalie Tran of @communitychannel as Heidi the Cow - https://youtube.com/communitychannel Animated by Secret Sauce Studio - http://secretsauce.studio/ Written, Directed, & Edited by The Gregory Brothers Song Written & Composed by The Gregory Brothers Produced with Aaron Beaumont Mastered by Dan Millice On Spotify or wherever you listen to music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySxyPMZkrwU G Bros / Schmo merch - https://store.dftba.com/collections/the-gregory-brothers Animation Director LD Walker Lead Animator Nas Pasha Animators Michael Burnard Richard Go Kenji Iwata Kam Kalambay Alexandra Krechman Saiya Lin Delondhyl Mcinturff Nour Masalkhi Andi Nguyen James Nguyen Ryan Plaisance Bryan Salter FX Animation Alem Pilav LD Walker Background Artists Kyle Ostens Dale Watson Storyboard Nas Pasha LD Walker Colorscript Mike Chung LD Walker Cleanup & Color David Kuettel Jay Li Saiya Lin Lissi Leuterio Jena Denney Composite LD Walker Japanese translation - Hickory G.K Vietnam translation - Camtu Nguyen with Hickory G.K Mandarin translation - Su Qiuyun and Yang Xiaotong with Hickory G.K Musicians Various Instruments - The Gregory Brothers Additional Vocals - The Gregory Brothers Various instruments - Aaron Beaumont Violin - Maria Im Cello - Alexandra Jones Additional Bgawks - various Gregory Brothers LYRICS: Never underestimate a cooooooooow [echoes] Never underestimate a coooooooow [sounds of swelling nature reverberate across the land] Never underestimate a cooooow That’s the mistake that ends your journey nooooow When you underestimated my coooooow That was the moment I’d take you doooooown You think that cows are lazy Sitting, munching grass (sitting, munching grahhhhh) But if you cross them, they’ll snap and beat your Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ass! Moooooooove out the wayyyyyyy Moooooooove or you’ll payyyyyy Yoooooouuuu can be spared if you repent But her ass-whoopings are never 2 percent [violins ascending toward heaven] You hacked the surveillance cameras But made a simple blunder You didn’t prepare for a faceoff With a massive, milky udder You dodged the Louvre’s lasers And rappelled from the roof (down from the rooooof) But you can’t defeat my hairy friend With 4 stomachs and 4 hoooooofs! Moooooooove out the wayyyyyyy Mooooooooove or you’ll payyyyyy Yoooooouuuu can leave this path for another Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter! [Yodel of peace, justice, and ruthlessness] Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter! #ChickenAttack #TakeoCinematicUniverse #SchmoCinematicUniverse

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Épisodes

Épisode 1 - Michael Gregory Performs Tupac/Twista

Épisode 2 - Jimmy Smith Park

Épisode 3 - Coldplay & Creaky Boards vs. michael.

Épisode 4 - Space People from the Future

Épisode 5 - Debate Highlights -- in song and dance

Épisode 6 - VP Debate in Song and Dance

Épisode 7 - Nashville Debate in Song and Dance

Épisode 8 - Winston Churchill backed by band from the future - Songify History

Épisode 9 - march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts. // Auto-Tune the News #1

Épisode 10 - pirates. drugs. gay marriage. // Auto-Tune the News #2

Épisode 11 - Auto-Tune the News: Obama Flashback

Épisode 12 - cuba. afghan friendship. 2-party woes // Auto-Tune the News #3

Épisode 13 - Evan Gregory - Commencement Speech

Épisode 14 - Vlog #3: piano fail(ure). babies. omg song.

Épisode 15 - spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor. // Auto-Tune the News #4

Épisode 16 - John F. Kennedy backed by band from the future - Songify History

Épisode 17 - smoking lettuce. American blessings. // Auto-Tune the News #5

Épisode 18 - Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin. // Auto-Tune the News #6

Épisode 19 - texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7

Épisode 20 - dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain) // Auto-Tune the News #8

Épisode 21 - Secretary Chung and President Obama Auto-Tune Health Care

Épisode 22 - Nobel. health care. United Nations. // Auto-Tune the News #9

Épisode 23 - Songify This - Charlie Bit My Finger, Kanye, & The Meaning Of Life

Épisode 24 - Auto-Tune the Ads: Sony. Justin Timberlake. Peyton Manning.

Épisode 25 - Mario and Mr. T Sing by Accident

Épisode 26 - OBAMA SINGS REPLAY?!?!

Épisode 27 - Turtles. // Auto-Tune the News #10

Épisode 28 - MULLET BABY SINGS!! (Just A Little While)

Épisode 29 - Songify the News - Auto-Tune the News: Behind the Scenes with the Gregory Brothers

Épisode 30 - Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden) // Auto-Tune the News #11

Épisode 31 - Magical Streamys Remix

Épisode 32 - OBAMA SINGS KICK ASS SONG?!?!

Épisode 33 - weed. lesbian allegaytions. // Auto-Tune the News #12

Épisode 34 - DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG!!

Épisode 35 - Strut That Ass Song - Songify This

Épisode 36 - Always Summertime - Sarah Sings with Babies

Épisode 37 - Use Both Hands (a bagger's anthem)

Épisode 38 - BED INTRUDER SONG!!!

Épisode 39 - Bed Intruder Song - Full Version

Épisode 40 - Songify This - MOMMY & DADDY SONG!

Épisode 41 - Bankers' Song - We Didn't See It Comin

Épisode 42 - BACKIN UP SONG!!

Épisode 43 - driving. stripping. swinging. (ft. Weezer) // Auto-Tune the News #13

Épisode 44 - Songify This - TORNADO SONG!! - look at the tree

Épisode 45 - Songify This - SunnyD and Rum - THE POP SINGLE!

Épisode 46 - Songify This - I'M NOT A WITCH - sung by Christine O'Donnell

Épisode 47 - Sanity Song

Épisode 48 - Rent: Too Damn High! Song.

Épisode 49 - KANYE VS. BUSH?!

Épisode 50 - Songify This - 'Fast Don't Lie' Remix - feat. Slim Chin, Dwight Howard, & D. Rose

Épisode 51 - Songify This - Poke Me - Amir sings his plea

Épisode 52 - Backin Up Song - Full Version (on spotify, apple, and your toaster)

Épisode 53 - Songify This - Obama Sings to the Shawties (replay extended)

Épisode 54 - Songify This - Winning - a Song by Charlie Sheen

Épisode 55 - Songify This - BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

Épisode 56 - Hello Again - Michael Puts the Babies to Bed

Épisode 57 - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT - Songify This (a song about loving cats)

Épisode 58 - SONGIFY NASCAR PRAYER - Boogity Boogity Boogity, AMEN!

Épisode 59 - Songify This - Reality Hits You Hard Bro

Épisode 60 - Songify This - CHUCK TESTA - a song about lifelike dead animals.

Épisode 61 - Get Money, Turn Gay - Songify the News #1

Épisode 62 - Waiting for a Sloth - Kristen Bell & Ellen Sing!

Épisode 63 - Legalize Everything - Einstein for President

Épisode 64 - Leprechaun Song - I Want The Gold

Épisode 65 - Taxi Dave Song - You Know Who I Am

Épisode 66 - GINGERS have SOULS - Songify This!

Épisode 67 - Mitt Romney Likes Music, Including This!

Épisode 68 - Muffins in Congress - Songify the News #2

Épisode 69 - SourceFed Sings! - Songify the YouTubes

Épisode 70 - OH MY DAYUM ft. @Daym Drops

Épisode 71 - Patriot Game - Obama vs. Romney Video Game!

Épisode 72 - Debate Highlights Songified!

Épisode 73 - VP Debate Highlights Songified - Biden vs. Ryan 2012

Épisode 74 - Town Hall Debate Songified - Obama vs. Romney 2012

Épisode 75 - FINAL DEBATE SONGIFIED! Obama vs. Romney 2012

Épisode 76 - Romney Sings Concession !!!

Épisode 77 - Obama Sings 'Let's Stay Together'