Rent-A-Goalie

Épisode 1 - The Arrivalist

1 octobre 2006

Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.

Épisode 2 - The Irish Are Fags

8 octobre 2006

When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.

Épisode 3 - Malta

15 octobre 2006

Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.

Épisode 4 - Blue Balls

22 octobre 2006

As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.

Épisode 5 - Bar Code

29 octobre 2006

Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.

Épisode 6 - Shit Zone

5 novembre 2006

When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.

Épisode 7 - Going to the Chapel

12 novembre 2006

Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.

Épisode 8 - Fire in the Hole

19 novembre 2006

On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.

Épisode 1 - The Voucher

21 octobre 2007

As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.

Épisode 2 - A Gazebo of One's Own

28 octobre 2007

O'Malley (Oliver Becker) wages war on Cake (Christopher Bolton) after Bontar (James McGowan) burns down his beloved gazebo.

Épisode 3 - Domi Daze

4 novembre 2007

Cake (Christopher Bolton) goes toe-to-toe with Tie Domi when Short Bus (Jeremy Wright) gravely offends the former NHL star.

Épisode 4 - Burlington

30 septembre 2007

Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.

Épisode 5 - Everybody's a Fag

31 octobre 2007

After unknowingly playing goal for the Gay League, Lance (Gabriel Hogan) is thrown into a crisis of self-examination.

Épisode 6 - Nickname Lockout

31 octobre 2007

When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.

Épisode 7 - Rabies Almost

31 octobre 2007

When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.

Épisode 8 - Gnarsty Snarch

31 octobre 2007

Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.

Épisode 9 - B-Boys

30 novembre 2007

Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.

Épisode 10 - Texas

Épisode 1 - Upstairs

20 octobre 2008

With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.

Épisode 2 - The Cheesemaker's Oath

27 octobre 2008

Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly

Épisode 3 - Internetstopper

3 novembre 2008

Cake tangles with an old nemesis who is bent on revenge and looks to use the internet as part of his plan.

Épisode 4 - Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot

10 novembre 2008

Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.

Épisode 5 - Two Letters

17 novembre 2008

An old nemesis of Johnny shows up at Cafe Primo and a family secret emerges that threatens the very existence of the cafe.

Épisode 6 - He Man

24 novembre 2008

Fearing he may be losing respect and control of the goalies to an adventure writer, Cake resolves to prove his manliness.

Épisode 7 - Ham in a Pram

1 décembre 2008

Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.

Épisode 8 - Shite Storm

8 décembre 2008

Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.