Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

Épisode 1 - Spaghetti Explosion

6 janvier 2011 - 3/5

We have done swedish food. Swedishly. Deal with it. Some might argue this is italian food, but this is what we eat on a wednesday. SWEDEN!

Épisode 2 - Meatball Massacre

13 janvier 2011 - 4/5

Swedish Meatballs. They are good for you. Lingonsylt are for Swedish nationalists. WE DONT LIKE THAT

Épisode 3 - Sidepork Pandemonium

20 janvier 2011 - 3/5

Sidepork. Its swedish bacon. Salty and awsome. Hard to comprehend? WE DONT CARE! Enjoy the food. And remember: Pre-dinner mayo is GOOD FOR YOU!

Épisode 4 - Chop Chop Carnage Stew (Alternative Pyttipanna)

27 janvier 2011 - 4/5

Sometimes when you cook swedishly, the food is destroyed. This is natural. Chop your food. Chop your friends. Chop the world. BECAUSE ITS GOOD FOR YOU!

Épisode 5 - Swedish Sausage Stroganov Suicide

10 février 2011 - 4/5

Tubing it up. Also: Stroganov. ITS A NAME! Problem? Deal with it. Swedish name? OF COURSE NOT! Swedish dinner number 5! HATERS ARE WELCOME

Épisode 6 - Painful Patriotic Pancakes

17 février 2011

Pancakes. Lots of you wanted to see them. Like this? WELL EITHER WAY ITS GOOD FOR YOU! Pre-dinner mayo with pretty spoons? Obvious case is obvious.

Épisode 7 - Superior Smörgåscake

24 février 2011 - 4/5

Swedish Smörgåstårta (translated: Sandwhichcake) is a cake of undeniable destruction and oblivion. Beware though.. If you are not Swedish and try to eat it, you might just loose yourself in it.. Or even worse: Your soul. Dinner is served.

Épisode 8 - Barbaric Brutal Breakfast

2 mars 2011

Swedish breakfast is the second most important thing of the day. Mayo is more important. That's how we gain our overwhelming power. Now; Destroy the food. Next; Destroy the world.

Épisode 9 - Bloopers and Behind the Scenes from "Barbaric Brutal Breakfast"

3 mars 2011

Épisode 10 - Happy Fatty-Tuesday!

8 mars 2011

Épisode 11 - Special Episode: Swedish Salad - Season Finale

10 mars 2011

Épisode 1 - Supreme Swedish Pilsner-Sausage (on bread)

6 avril 2011 - 3/5

Bullens pilsnerkorv. It's a Swedish sausage. AND ITS DELICIOUS! Not fine with it? Eat a rock, hater, and call the care-police. Season 2. We are back. And we are f''cking mad about it.

Épisode 2 - Massive Meatloaf Mayhem

14 avril 2011 - 4/5

Rage. Endless rage. Swedish style. And add cream. And (french) Swedish onionsoup for flavor. That was particularly good for us. Also: Haters are welcome.

Épisode 3 - Satanic Salad

20 avril 2011 - 4/5

Next time, we won't be tricked. Eat it, hate it, kill it. 666.

Épisode 4 - Catastrophic Crayfish

27 avril 2011 - 4/5

Crayfish. Its not crayfish season yet. We just wanted to try them out. Too soft they were, indeed! Haters will hate, and are very welcome!

Épisode 5 - Grotesque Grill Get-together

26 juillet 2011 - 4/5

What's up? We cook outdoors. Outdoorsly.

Épisode 6 - Furious Fishdicks

11 août 2011 - 4/5

Aaah, nothing beats fresh fish straight from the toilet. Add some body-peeled potatoes and homemade remoulade sauce (with regular* amount of mayo included) and it's done. Served best with a couple of ugly pikes by your side. *Regular measurements doesn't apply to mayo.

Épisode 7 - Fearsome Flying Jacob

25 août 2011 - 3/5

Flying Jacob is a marvelous dish best served on the fly, but we won't! This is regular Flying Jacob after all. Served on the ground as usual. We visited a famous man called GAMEBOYBOY and cooked our food in his kitchen even though he told us not to. Also we were hold at gunpoint, something everyone should experience once or twice in their existence. Try eating this off the hood of a car, it's delicious.

Épisode 8 - Pain Inflicting Porridge

26 octobre 2011

When Swedes cook, the thunder roars, because the God of Thunder: THOR is at it again! The same goes for when Swedish Meal Time cooks for mysterious foreign people... No one survives.. Especially if they get the almond.. Its pretty much like The Ring. 7 days and all that yadadada....

Épisode 9 - Stomachless Sticky Cake

16 novembre 2011 - 3/5

It's stomachless to let your friends eat dessert alone. Who's that Finnish dude? Ei saa peittää...

Épisode 10 - Carnivourous Christmas Table

22 décembre 2011 - 3/5

Merry Christmas everyone! It's good for you!

Épisode 11 - Deadly Thinbread Rolls

3 mars 2012 - 3/5

Welcome to a deadly rolling episode filled with...Thinbread? Oh well, just shake it all up in a big jar, mix it with your head and fists and enjoy together with some pre-dinner Mayo! And don't forget to salute the Swedish King before cooking! I'm out of here...

Épisode 12 - Bloopers and Behind the Scenes from "Deadly Thinbread Rolls"

10 mai 2012

Épisode 13 - Live at Kulturnatta

20 mai 2012

We did it live. Again.

Épisode 1 - Lethal Lasagne

3 avril 2014 - 3.5/5

We made dinner. And now it's served, once again. It's good for you, bitch!

Épisode 2 - Killer Kalops

17 avril 2014 - 3.5/5

Kalops is the food for Valhalla Lordlings and the bearded knights of the north. Rage, blood and anger is the key to a healthy meal and long friendships (of pain). It's good for you! Mr.Fox is starting to become a real problem...

Épisode 3 - Power Pea Soup and Patriotic Pancakes

1 mai 2014 - 3/5

Thursday-cravings for pea soup? No problem. We got you covered..WITH MAYO! ITS GOOD FOR YOU

Épisode 4 - Crucified Carrot Cake

15 mai 2014 - 3/5

TIME FOR SOME FIKA! Typical Swedish thing, which is great, because we are Swedish. Pre-dinner mayo applies to non-dinner situations as well, so we could just as well call it anytime-mayo, if you know what we mean...! It's good for you!

Épisode 5 - Petrifying Pizza

29 mai 2014 - 3/5

FINE! We made Pizza.. You kept asking.. It's not really Swedish - but we did it Swedish style. And the pre-dinner mayo was included as well, so all is good. Also: Thor the Thundergod rules #ROSMT

Épisode 6 - Filthy Falukorv

12 juin 2014 - 3/5

Épisode 7 - Terror Tacos

26 juin 2014 - 4/5

Épisode 8 - Schizofrenic Sidepork and Hillbilly Monks

10 juillet 2014 - 3/5

Sideporks are bound to return. Forever. And ever. Bitch. We made them with fury and milk - a quite regular approach, to be honest. Pre-dinner snacks can be consumed in unity with the flawless swedish bacon - no problemo.

Épisode 9 - Squabby Salmon

7 août 2014 - 3.5/5

We caught a foul fish in the supermarket. Really, it was dead all along, but who cares tbh. Swedish fish are known for swimming in the cold oceans of mead that our country possess. However, don't drink until you're 18, and drink responsibly. This took a turn for the worse for a typical description, but I guess shit happens. It's good for you!

Épisode 10 - Pessimal Pie

21 août 2014 - 3/5

Goodbye, our darling. You're dead now. And we're going to paint the town red with your blood. Swedish pie is only for the vikings born of the ancient blood of awsome.

Épisode 11 - Rolling Roflcake

4 septembre 2014 - 3/5

Rulltårta. Rollcake. Roflcake. Same same, but different. We didn't add mayo because we're retarded. The roflcakes were used back the history when vikings were travelling the seas and forests, and deserts and laid waste to everyone in their path. Now, the transformation has begun. We will kill.

Épisode 12 - Chili Con Carnage

18 septembre 2014 - 3/5

Mayo. Cocaine. Same same. But different. If you inhale mayo, you're up for one hell of a ride. Anyway, this dish was delicious, but we had to be quiet. A mistake we will not repeat. Prepare your beards.

Épisode 13 - Putrid Pork and Rotten Roots

2 octobre 2014 - 3/5

We found some bastard students in Farsta. They actually invited us, and we destroyed their kitchen. It was expected.. And good for you.

Épisode 14 - Murder Muffins feat. Sp4zie

16 octobre 2014 - 3/5

When you're as awsome as Sp4zie, it's barely an effort making ingredients make love to one another. Following the instructions carefully, and be certain of the glory to be had. It's good for you!

Épisode 15 - Ragnarok Reindeer Stew

6 novembre 2014 - 3/5

Triple punches and helmet crushers - it sounds like a name from a really cool metal band, but no: It's simply our methods for cooking swedish food. Add regular ordinary amounts of everything, and scream every 10-15 minutes, or more often if you're badass enough. It's good for you!

Épisode 16 - Creepy Cookie Caves

20 novembre 2014 - 3/5

Hallongrottor. Rasperry Caves. Cookies. They make us mad. Headbutt the ingredients into oblivion and put the stuff in the oven for some 2-3 hours, and start over regular style. It's good for you!

Épisode 17 - Ludicrous Lousy Cats

18 décembre 2014 - 3/5

That's right, bitchers - we did it. Lousy cats: Super hero food. Eat with your mouth and don't forget to add some pre-dinner mayonnaise to your inside sometime during the process of creating these god forsaken buns. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

Épisode 18 - Carnivorous Christmas Table 2

25 décembre 2014 - 3/5

Épisode 1 - Chiliomb Chicken

29 janvier 2015 - 3/5

Butter. MORE BUTTER. Bitch. Roll it into a ball and start a butterball-war, if you have the time. But honestly, who does these days?

Épisode 2 - Toxic Cheesecake

12 février 2015 - 3/5

Wingardium leviosa.... Wingardium leviosaaaaa........ Wingardium leviosaaaaaaa... Staph it, Mr.Fox, staaahp....

Épisode 3 - Call of Duty Cod

26 février 2015 - 3/5

Niklas cooks fish. Yes, Niklas. Same same, but different. It's good for you!

Épisode 4 - Grossed Roast Beef

12 mars 2015 - 3/5

What's this.. Something is not right.. A roast beef and no mayonnaise..!? That means trouble.. Double trouble! If this Mr.Fox keeps this up, we might have to shut down ROSMT for safety reasons.. or even worse.. shut down ROSMT for safety reasons D:

Épisode 5 - Crazy Fruitcake

26 mars 2015 - 3/5

Yoho, bitchers, Niclas has returned! Pre-dinnersnacks are loaded and the fury is maxed out, let's punch this inferior cake in the FACE!

Épisode 6 - Cabbage Dicks

9 avril 2015 - 3/5

Smash, bang and ripididoo - and the cabbage dicks are through! If you don't know how to smash Swedishly - don't smash at all! Klas Eriksson and Ellen Bergström was served dinner, and it was good for you..!

Épisode 7 - Piercing Pitekaka

23 avril 2015 - 3/5

Pitekaka is often served with coffee and a punch in the face. You can eat with your mouth or with your fist, depending on your general mood that particular day.

Épisode 8 - Palt

7 mai 2015 - 3/5

Go get EPIC cooking gear from EpicMealTime here: http://shop.epicmealtime.com/ Pitepalt. It's core-food for vikings. Bitch. But beware of The Paltkoma. It can be your last meal if you're not careful...!

Épisode 9 - Super Schnitzel

21 mai 2015 - 3/5

Schnitzel ist gut für Sie . Essen Sie es mit Ihren Mund und bewegen sich entlang . Nichts zu sehen hier , bitch!