PAINT Music Videos

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Année : 2010

Nombre de saisons : 1

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Épisode 1 - Share The Love (Original Ukulele)

14 février 2010 - 4/5

look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS & CHORDS C, Cmaj7, C7, F, A, Dm, G7, C Hey girl, yeah I've liked you for a while I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your butt, your skin and smile So even though I'm awkward most of the time I still consider you absolutely sublime Hey girl, yeah I'm really not a freak Except for those times that I've watched you sleep So even though you probably think I'm gay You turn me on more than Anne Hathaway C, F, G7 And I just wanted to say I love you, I love you I love you more than emos love girl jeans I love you Hey girlfriend, I like you more than food But I also like your boyfriend so don't be rude So because you stole him away from me I'll gladly break your face and shatter your knees And I just wanted to say I love you, I love you I love throwing up my food to lose weight I love you Hey boy, ya know I think you're such a hottie I like your hair, your voice, your eyes, your clothes, your abs and body So even though you left me for that b*tch in 7th grade I'm glad you were the first guy that I ever laid And I just wanted to say I love you, I love you I love you more than my momma love Chinese food I love you Hey dude, this might sound really gay I like your clothes, your taste in girls, your smell and body spray So even though I made out with your girlfriend last week You're the coolest guy I ever wanted to meet Hey mommy, I only like you when you're nice I like it when you give me toys and cake and coke with ice So even though you spank me when I break your favorite things I still love you and it makes me want to sing (about how mean you are) And I just wanted to say I love you, I love you I love you more than dad loves Playboy books I love you Hey guys, you're all looking pretty great Please comment and subscribe and don't forget to rate So even though I really don't know you as a friend I'll be there for you till the very end (of this video) And I just wanted to say I love you, I love you I love you more than Asians love homework I love you -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- Check out my newest video! Trump vs Hillary vs Bernie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGbuixTB1hk -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-

Épisode 12 - After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

13 mars 2013 - 4/5

spotify: https://linktr.ee/joncozart 00:00 Intro If you've ever wondered why Disney's tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true 00:19 Ariel I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills Thank you BP, thank you BP The British are killing, oil is spilling Now I can't see... MY EYES! Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning Thanks to BP YOU SUCK! 01:06 Jasmine Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared My husband's a mark for the War on Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA We're not Taliban You've got the wrong man In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa Interrogation from the nation of the "free" Bin Laden's taken the fall We're not trained pilots at all Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country Set free my Prince Ali 01:54 Belle A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore! This town's gone wild since I married Adam They think I'm going straight to hell But the charges laid on me Of bestiality Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell No, I'm overrun by mad men I hear they plan to burn me at the stake They legit believe I'm Satan And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away 02:37 Pocahontas After John Smith traveled back to England I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel They forced us into unknown lands of exile They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their heads Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy? Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these men I can murder if I please Cause I'm dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these men Thanks to BP Where's Prince Ali? Bestiality I've got STDs

Épisode 14 - After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

24 juin 2014 - 4/5

spotify: https://linktr.ee/joncozart LYRICS 00:00 Intro If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true 00:20 Mulan (I'll Make a Man Out of You) After saving China I went home alone I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone I've been dressing like a guy for months Now I'm losing all control I think I am a guy in my soul I wanna be a man Soldier 1: I've never seen a guy so hot Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (I'm so confused) Soldier 1: Be quiet, or we'll get caught Soldier 3: Maybe one day he'll screw me Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping I've gotta be a man I've got the brains and the bite of females Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes I know I'm ready for transformation It's time to replace all these useless tubes (Good for you) 01:26 Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes) The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made Guess my wish came true But we never really talked much Before he discovered my shoe The night after we got married I recounted all of my plights Of how I fit inside a pumpkin My canines turned to coachmen Prince threw me in Bedlam that night The white jackets say I'm nutty (she's nutty as a bat) Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food) But their pills turn my brain to putty Now Lucifer's not just my cat (I AM SATAN) Their insulin puts me under Shock therapy's made me insane And after years of steady frying The doctors gave up trying They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain 02:53 Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper) I spent a bloomin lifetime To open my cafe Then I took a dive in 2005 Now it's washed away (it's all washed away) I was picked up by a chopper After four nights on my roof Now my new home is the Astrodome Cause New Orleans ain't Katrina proof Ya better carry 'round a shotgun Or looters take your kids Ya better pee inside of jam jars Be sure to keep those lids (ew) We needed Noah but we got Bush Our "savior" flew away and hid Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, Rough seas and levees, I'm dead 03:51 Elsa (Let It Go) There is no snow on the mountain tonight Just sulfur in the air A kingdom of greenhouse gases Only Bill Nye seems to care My town is melting, breaking off into the sea It's time I show the strength of an evil queen With Germany and Putin, too I'll free the penguins and throw you in a zoo We're going green by spilling red And if you're not dead I built a hoard of evil snowmen We're gonna take over the world Let it snow, let it snow Now Fox News will need heat lamps Let it snow, let it snow I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa) We don't care who we have to slay Let my troops march on The cold's coming back and it's here to stay Tiana: I sunk like a brick Cinderella: Prince thinks I'm sick Elsa: Ice is melting quick Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem

Épisode 16 - Progressive Christmas Carols

10 décembre 2014 - 3/5

Listen to this on spotify annoy your parents https://open.spotify.com/track/5rIQHUzdEvJvmTyQuGZQG7?si=H9jKBvC7Ta66oyS604M0Vw look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart LYRICS God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team Santa Clause is Coming to Town You better not judge, you better not hate Better not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's coming to town He's making a list of gluten free foods He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes Progressive Santa's coming to town He's 50 different races And all for tax reform He'll protect all your children Well, as long as they've been born Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends) He passed his bright red traits on (traits on) Darwin said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) Mary Did You Know Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you know that your baby boy is white Deck the Halls Deck the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Give zawadi, hang benderas Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Throw your hands up in the air-uh Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch You’re a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Grinch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You’re an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal, You're either wrong or white Mr. Grinch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict White Christmas I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday Away In A Manger Away in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew O Holy Night O holy night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night Jesus did something holy Joseph watched golf, his leather chair reclining As Mary birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved Three wise men came, with GPS they found him Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy looked down Jesus crawled on his knees His mom shared it on snapchat O bright device! O night, when Christ celebrated Christmas

Épisode 20 - YouTube Culture: A Song

31 mars 2016 - 3/5

It's finally on iTUNES! :] http://bit.ly/koolaidkult Seriously big thanks to these peeps for their generosity: Kingsley https://www.youtube.com/ItsKingsleyBitch Flula https://www.youtube.com/djflula Anna Akana https://www.youtube.com/annaakana Steve Zaragoza https://www.youtube.com/stevezaragoza MysteryGuitarMan https://www.youtube.com/mysteryguitarman Timothy DeLaGhetto http://bit.ly/19o3wq3 Jack Douglass https://www.youtube.com/jacksfilms look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS VERSE 1 I'm a famous clown in a flower crown My friends are dictated by similar subscriber counts My channel takes you through my bedroom routine It's just between you and me and 100,000 other tweens Don't care for money, Don't care about the fame I'm just collabing with my friends, though I only know their screennames After five minutes a week you think you know me offline I exploit fandoms for a bottom line I conjure fame with challenge vids and I play drinking games to target kids and I hope Lucifer will sell me a selfie stick in hell, weeee Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture The YouTube Cult VERSE 2 Hey guys, I'm on tour, so tug on mommy's hair If she pays two hundred bucks you can meet-and-greet a millionaire, HA HA Hopping town to town in my first class flight Which you kinda paid for when you bought my book I didn't write YouTubers had morals back in 2011 More virgins were at VidCon than in Al Qaeda heaven Now we're snorting lines of cinnamon, copycat cashin' in Quality to quantity, it's Kubrick to Kardashian I idolize your idle eyes and I'm monetizing kissing guys and I won't come out the closet till I've got something to sell about it Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Culture The YouTube Cult BRIDGE There's a mystery to being at the top People think I'm divine But the truth, I'm no hero I just play one online VERSE 3 I'm like Hercules or Thor with a slightly slimmer bod Cause, yeah, I'm just a normal guy but also I'm a god So I didn't write my book, Jesus didn't write the bible I spread my message through the land with twelve-year-old disciples I got more slave followers than Moses at the Red Sea They purchase my biography, despite the fact I'm twenty three So love me, and I'll love you more Cause I love the way you love me, my church is a merch store I'm privileged, white, and rich, and male and You are not, so worship at my YouTube sale I put the "I" in "defy" and suddenly you deify me Welcome, welcome to the YouTube Sensation The YouTube Sin Welcome, welcome to my YouTube Lifestyle YouTube Lie Welcome, welcome I said welcome to the YouTube Cult Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Let's be friends.

Épisode 21 - POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders

23 juin 2016 - 3/5

This bby is on iTunes! Consider buying it to support the channel. http://bit.ly/percentaint1 Last vid: https://youtu.be/v9yS1muZPW4 Huge huge thank you to Dan Marcellus for mixing the track! https://twitter.com/joncozart https://instagram.com/joncozart/ LYRICS HILLARY Hi, Hillary here, Woman up Been in power for many a year Spent a decade or three in political spheres You say I'm just first lady, you're killin me here Strolling up to the Whitehouse, I never forget The smell of carpe diem carpet bombs and ceiling the debt Back when I operated Bill like a marionett Sporting Gepetto stilettos taking on ghettos and terror threats Then real boy toyed with the wrong brunette Pinocchioing poking around to get his wood wet Still eight years running, didn't break a sweat Left with my head on my shoulders, I'm no Marie Antoinette My speed is breakneck, take checks, won't apologize for the upset Didn't die with my man, this ain't no Romeo, Juliet Mama's back for the votes, just call me suffragette Forget Bill, I'm an à la carte oligarch and I'm crushing it Hi, Clinton is back, Suit up In a pants suit and on the attack, Brute up Protecting people from here to Iraq Gonna pick up that torch from Barack You can sing hallelujah, but I'm too much to Handel Forget Shonda Rhymes, I invented the Scandal Benghazi Nazi paparazzi come and stir up another fuss Call TIME magazine, I'm the queen of the cover ups Gonna kick ass and take blames, Upper class, I'll take aim Put Bernie in an urn and fight the fanboy fanned flames I'm hyper activist, The lion, elephant's nemesis An emotional strategist, black mamba, I'm venomous Wrathful warrior pacifist, channel Yahweh in Genesis I'm the gaudiest godliest godless minimal feminist I'm HRC, New election, new me All hail the female in 2016 TRUMP So we're supposed to elect you just because you're a woman You're less likable than Cruz, and he looks like a melting snowman Such excitement for indictment, this email thing's a bad omen Getting cold, better run to Putin before you get Snowden Don't be alarmed, it's just me, the real Donald Trump I'm here to smear to give your ladies and your ratings a bump You pumped? I'm the buyer's choice to make America great again Mission's simple: give permission to let Americans hate again Speaking of which, Obama's a Muslim, talk about foreign aid Where was he born? Africa? I popped out in suede And hey, when life gave me millions, I made billionaide Best served on ice with a plate of Barack O'BBQ in the shade Took my casino earnings, brought some cash to the party Just spent a weekend at Bernie's, now we're crashing the parties Poaching establishment voters on a Ferrari safari Talkin a big game sipping on some fascist Bacardi Jk, I don't drink, I have self control Unless you're not-white, Rosie O'Donnel, or an internet troll Blew up Republican politics like the law was Sharia Made Chris Christie my bitchie Turned Carson into Madea Ted held hands with Fiorina while my fans filled arenas Poor bruised abused Cruz, I stole his role in God's Not Dead 3-uh Bernie, baby, take notes from a true inside outsider You're a dumbfounded dumb founder of a movement that floundered Your camp can riot at my rallies but don't show up to fight Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights BERNIE So you're worth millions, well I'm a meme, that's my net worth I'm set, working the net, go on and keep your networks I'm gonna polarize ya, pulverize ya, separate the truth from lies Can't stop the young people, Bernie's gonna youthenize ya I'm new and old fashioned, hi, I'm Bernie Sanders I came from the streets of Brooklyn to be your chief commander I meander gerrymandering and slander from a witch Which, by the by, is why I pitched a campaign for the no-rich niche Funded by Americans, Bernie's super packless No corruption, no greed I'm like a shamwow, no mess Hit the campaign trail with black sails Eff the police I'm freeing the black males Stall white collar low ballers from tipping cash to tip the scales Gonna fill the jails with laymen, Hope their souls are worth the savings Misbehave in the Caymens, Trump, you're gonna go to hell for your havens, oh boy Hey Satan, is this seat taken? America's gotta white-collar cravin I'm the second most popular socialist Jew gettin praised in this nation If ya got a couple millions, you'll be revolushunned I got 99 problems, but my percent ain't 1

Épisode 25 - Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle (ft. Ken Bone) POLITICLASH 2

28 octobre 2016

iTuuuunes! :] http://apple.co/2eGdEGO Last vid (it's HALLOWEEN and DISNEY themed, u lucky ducks) https://youtu.be/PD-FA6GDYv8 So this was a fun one! Built from the ground up in a couple weeks, doing it old school all by my lonesome. I'm on a little tour at the moment and am so overwhelmed by all the kindnesses y'all have given me (including one letter likening me to a Jesus Camp counsellor). Hope you enjoy this one! look https://instagram.com/joncozart/ read https://twitter.com/joncozart follow http://facebook.com/joncozart snapchat @joncozart wear http://www.hideandseekclothing.com/collections/jon-cozart LYRICS Alright, Kenny boy. It's the big day. Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. Oh golly, what do I do? Vote for me! Thirty years in the game And although Clinton’s my name I’ll be damned if I let a man define the rest of my days Vote for me! My business is booming, I’m entrepreneuring Fighting fires with you’re fired, tired of waiting for the legislators Vote for me! I’m on a mission Vote for me! I’m tired of pissing next to trannies and welfare grannies Black lives matter Afghanis Gotta be sure we don't backtrack It's time to take the country back But what are your policies? I’d love to answer that but first lemme be shady Tell me, how many banks are in your top ten donors, lady? One, two, three, four Don't declare nuclear war! What are his policies? Malice fueling impossible fallacies? Ban religions build fantasies A wall to keep out the Wildlings I fund your campaigns, hear the concerns? You earn your money on the Wall Streets, even Bill's feelin the Bern Or not, you haven’t fronted the Bill since '95 Bring back Lewinsky, least she knew her way around a mic You’ve dropped the F-bomb, the P-word, the C-word, and that’s just the shortlist The only thing I’m dropping is the mic Great, got rid of Mike Pence And while we’re at it, drop these plagiarizing controversies, First Melania with Michelle, now you with white men from the 50s Who taught you no means grope? Really though Wanna wash that locker mouth out with soap, hope you choke on that slippery slope I grab one crotch, Republicans run for the Hillaries If you were an intern or a balloon I’m certain Bill would act similarly It’s golf chat, ad hoc, my not-so-small small talk One faux pas and I’m foe fox, I love women, Don’t talk You're so two faced, one's white lies, one's boldfaced Now, just shift to the middle, drop that democratic bass Our economy’s crumbling, it’s not time for a wannabe Least I won’t nuke New York cause SNL makes fun of me You’re delusional, bankrupt, your casinos are trash I’m shocked you can divide the country since you clearly can’t do math It’s the mad T party, go grab yourself a pie chart Cut taxes on the rich, convince poor people it’s smart Throw your marital logic at us, break the Union apart News flash, in the last civil war the racists had to restart Running a country's just like running business I’ll handle nukes like Gary Busey on Celeb Apprentice You're fired BOOM! Now there’s no trouble at customs What a deal, world peace only costs 1 billion Muslims Let's make peace in the East, not copy their liturgies Years of Obama's a Muslim, but Pence is gonna lead us like the Saudis Please, open up a book beyond the two you cite: The Bible you didn't read, and the book about you you didn't write Between the deaths in Benghazi and all those missing emails This monopoly owner votes Clinton goes directly to jail She'll be more useful in chains than following up Barack And while we're at it, jail him too, orange is the new black I'll make a mess of America make my Mexicans clean it Throw my name on the White House and deport em if they can’t read it Trump, beware the old hag Trump, she’s just Barack in drag Trump, I'll use that black guy to end her Just like Othello, last act My fellow class acts, let's throw back in tow And lynch Obama out the White's House, Jim Crow 2.0 ~~~~~ Hi there! I'm Jon Cozart and welcome to my channel, Paint! I make comical/informative music videos, usually acapella-- basically I take stuff I love and make more stuff from that stuff, stuff like Disney movies, boy bands, Christmas, and YouTube of course! Take a look around.

Épisode 26 - After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY

14 juin 2018 - 3/5

spotify: https://linktr.ee/joncozart Thanks Ed Boyer for mixing, and Corbin Sterling for additional mixing. Lots of mixing LYRICS [Intro] If you've ever wondered why Disney tales all end in lies Here's what happened after all their dreams came true... [Verse 1 - Simba] Was gonna be a mighty king, Mufasa's famous heir Well, your little mane's been lion-tamed By beasts who don't fight fair I've turned into the main event for soldiers big and small And now I dread my severed head might end up on your wall Let me help this African economy Oh, my species is going extinct Everywhere you look, death Taking shots at my pride Thanks for that petition to stop a straight up genocide Scope set Rafiki's brains are not a cure for AIDS Now ebonies need ivory for pay I don't think Hamlet ended up this way Oh, my species is going extinct Oh, my species is go- [Verse 2 - Peter Pan] Every time I fly to town I grow up when I come down Now I've been stuck at age sixteen For eighty years of puberty In unforgiving tights (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) We're following his leader, his leader, his leader We're following his leader Wherever he may bone Tee dum, tee dee My teedle-dee's out to play It's one for all The mermaids are wet for days This engine's revved There's only one booty for me Just a teedle ee rump A teedle ee hump tee day Think of the fappiest thoughts I'm a happy little thot (Okay) Wendy is my special gal She's like ninety I'm down The dentures never bite (He's upright, he's upright, he's upright) Hope he's bi He's upright [Verse 3 - Hercules] Save my soul Herc was on a roll Now every god and goddess here is begging to atone Replaced by intelligent design The new guy's rolling by and turning water into wine The Romans are chanting "Christo, Christo" He's a godsend bigger than Nero Out with the old, in with the Jew Hero to Christo God's honest truth Hero to Christo Hey Herc, you're screwed The Jesus freak is super weak I'm so divine You see I came inside a virgin's bod So have I I threw him in the Colosseum A lion a la carte Three days went by he zombified And rose up in search of hearts [Verse 4 - Aladdin] I'm a prisoner of war ISIS blew up my city They're throwing me off a building 'Cause they think that I like guys A holy war An old fantastical point of view Carpet was burned alive, streamed nationwide I can't go back to where I used to thieve Every turn suicide A hundred thousand children plead The toppling of Agrabah with Sharia law Stop this holy war before we're through (a holy war) Unholy war (that's where we'll be) Just refugees (send helping hands) Instead of bans for you and me [Outro] The lions are gone Hair on my junk Jesus is a hunk Screw Trump!

Épisode 27 - If Trump was in Hamilton

8 octobre 2020 - 3/5

tap the bell icon so I don't have to get a patreon :] music and mixing by Corbin Sterling camera and lighting by Sarah Sharpe (u can also blame her for the makeup) writing consultation by Matt https://www.youtube.com/user/Mat4yo https://instagram.com/joncozart/ https://twitter.com/joncozart ~LYRICS~ How does a blowhard, bastard, son of a bigoted benefactor Host of the business equivalent of The Bachelor Pastor the party of family values and sin With flow so foul you’d think it’s shooting out the wrong end By song’s end he’ll hone his own brand A real-estate mogul just like his old man His pop had stole land from folks with no plans Made out fresh in the depression with Queens in both hands The floor plans to his mansion had 23 rooms Hired a chef to fill his five children’s silver spoons with fancy foods And ruined em’, his son was a fool, he put the brute into An army institute in lieu of high school Picture this: eyes full of fire, the heir to the empire Staring straight down the barrel, his future in peril, he barely made honor roll Dodged the draft, thanking his dividends Cause anything is possible with pockets full of Benjamins He grew in ambition, took a position as president Of his father's complexes for quote “Jews and Executives” But having never abetted a black resident He fled when the FEDs sued Freddy for prejudice He was desperate to shed his dad’s shadow and move on Standing upon the precipice of a brand new Don A Prodigal son rising to answer his true calling On the East Side horizon one name would glow upon ‘em, call him: Donald J. Trump My name is Donald J. Trump And if you think that I’m just having fun Well just you wait, Just you wait In a city so corrupt, Trump became a legend Leveraging vast tax cuts through his dad’s connections His mob lawyer would step in, with a sordid aggression Dunk his rivals in court fees then call up collections Grew addicted to the reflection the tabloids fed him Used a pseudonym to let the papers into his bedroom With his three wives, five kids, nine lives, and one mistress He watched his hyperbolic empire grow overextended He built a third casino and spent a billion on it And when the bankers came a’knocking he tried to solve it with histrionics Quadruple bankruptcies, straight Napoleonic Of his twenty two assets only three gleaned a profit There woulda been no one left to blame for someone less insane He woulda ejected from the game if he had a single ounce a shame Started diving in, siphoning several million off the back-end Fighting off the bankers to keep his debt from collapsing He cashed in the last thing he had to his name Staked his claim with The Apprentice, saved again by his last name Made his way into politics, claimed Obama was alien Told a lie so salient a third of us are still saying it Donald J Trumpilton We are waiting in our homes for you How the hell did it come to this? Is America just that pissed? The world is really run by d*cks His Bentley’s in the parking lot, see if you can meet him Making a trademark a week after Romney’s defeated “Make America Great Again”, say it just like you mean it [HILLARY/PELOSI] We fought with him [MCCONNEL/BANNON/PENCE/HANNITY] Me? I worked for him [AMERICA] Eh, I died for him [IVANA, MARLA, MILANIA, PUTIN] I f*cked him [CORONAVIRUS] And me? I’m the damn flu that got him [COMPANY] And if you think that he’s just having fun, Just you wait [BIDEN] What’s your name again? [TRUMP] Donald J Trump

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24/08/2017 - 4/5

Original, drôle et talentueux! Le tout en musique! Parfait!

PAINT Music Videos

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Épisodes

Épisode 1 - Share The Love (Original Ukulele)

Épisode 2 - Duet With Myself - EX GIRLFRIENDS SUCK

Épisode 3 - 4 Part Beatbox - Fame Frenzy

Épisode 4 - The Paper Beatbox

Épisode 5 - White Boy Rappin!

Épisode 6 - Kid roasts his principal

Épisode 7 - Harry Potter in 99 Seconds

Épisode 8 - Movie Villain Medley

Épisode 9 - GLEE Audition - JON COZART

Épisode 10 - Student MOCKS Principal in song

Épisode 11 - Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds

Épisode 12 - After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

Épisode 13 - Cup Song - EXTREME EDITION

Épisode 14 - After Ever After 2 - DISNEY PARODY

Épisode 15 - BOY BRAND - 1D, NSYNC, Backstreet Parody

Épisode 16 - Progressive Christmas Carols

Épisode 17 - Star Wars in 99 Seconds

Épisode 18 - Stitches - Shawn Mendes (Jon Cozart Cover)

Épisode 19 - Vine vs YouTube: The Song (ft. Thomas Sanders)

Épisode 20 - YouTube Culture: A Song

Épisode 21 - POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders

Épisode 22 - Evolution of Classical Music

Épisode 23 - Tourist: A Love Song from Paris

Épisode 24 - Disney Halloween Mashup (feat. Voctave)

Épisode 25 - Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton Rap Battle (ft. Ken Bone) POLITICLASH 2

Épisode 26 - After Ever After 3 - DISNEY PARODY

Épisode 27 - If Trump was in Hamilton

Épisode 28 - POLITICLASH: Donald Trump vs Joe Biden

Épisode 29 - Ruining Christmas Carols

Épisode 30 - The Mega-Viral TikTok Medley (ft. The Trills)

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