My Dad Wrote a Porno

Épisode 1 - The Job Interview

4 octobre 2015

Belinda interviews for the role of International Sales Director at Steele's Pots and Pans.

Épisode 2 - The Leather Room

4 octobre 2015

Belinda is settling into her new position at Steele's, and enjoys a steamy midday romp with colleague Giselle and managing director Tony in the office Leather Room.

Épisode 3 - The Regional Sales Meeting

11 octobre 2015

Belinda prepares for a big meeting with her regional sales managers and uses her assets to motivate the team during an after-work drinks session at the Pentra with Giselle and Bella.

Épisode 4 - The Maze / The First Client

18 octobre 2015

Belinda arrives in at the country home of chairman Sir James Godwin for a big company outing, and is surprised to be handcuffed to a trellis in a medium-sized maze! Then, she meets her first client: Alfonse Stirbacker from Belgium.

Épisode 5 - The Second Client Jim Stirling

26 octobre 2015

A second man encounters Belinda in the maze: Jim Sterling from Texas, USA. Despite his aggressive nature and lack of endowment, Belinda closes the deal.

Épisode 6 - The Third Client Peter Rouse

1 novembre 2015

Belinda meets her third and final client of the day: Peter Rouse from Amsterdam. She is instantly enchanted by the handsome Rouse, who draws symbols on her back to indicate their sexual connection and promises to meet her again that night.

Épisode 7 - The Tombola

8 novembre 2015

Belinda is freed from the maze, and discovers that the event is a charity tombola to benefit the Asses and Donkeys Trust. She, along with a disheveled Bella and Giselle, are auctioned off as sexual servants—and Belinda goes to the highest bidder, the mysterious Duchess.

Épisode 8 - The Chalet

15 novembre 2015

The Duchess collects her prize and brings Belinda to a nearby chalet in an upholstered horse box. The two women enjoy their rendezvous aided by the Duchess's beloved black leather dildo. After the romp, Belinda ties up the Duchess and steals her clothing and car to return for her meeting with Peter.

Épisode 9 - The Horse and Jockey

22 novembre 2015

Belinda makes it back to the Horse and Jockey Inn, where she enjoys a leisurely dinner and meets the charming young-ish man who works at reception.

Épisode 10 - Sunday Night 11.55pm

29 novembre 2015

Peter arrives at the Horse and Jockey, where he and Belinda put on a show in the lobby.

Épisode 11 - The Night Receptionist

6 décembre 2015

Belinda's night continues as the young-ish man on reception delivers a bottle of her favorite Chardonnay, some lovely turkey sandwiches, and of course, sexual pleasure.

Épisode 12 - The Duchess Comes Clean

13 décembre 2015

The next morning, Belinda returns to the chalet to free the Duchess, who admits that her participation in the tombola was beyond her control—and that she wants to be Belinda's sexual servant.

Épisode 13 - Monday Morning 7.45 AM

20 décembre 2015

Belinda and the Duchess enjoy a morning romp and part amicably before Belinda returns to her office.

Épisode 14 - Footnotes: Rocky Answers Your Questions

24 décembre 2015

'Footnotes' is all the extra bits we didn't have time for in the podcast. In this special edition, we put your questions to the author himself, Rocky Flintstone. PLUS there's a special sneak preview of book 2...

Épisode 1 - Ritz Spa Gossip

3 juillet 2016

Belinda and Giselle enjoy a luxurious day at the Ritz Spa—and some gossip about what happened to Giselle at the charity tombola.

Épisode 2 - Amsterdammmm

10 juillet 2016

Belinda heads to the Netherlands to meet with Peter at Rouse HQ.

Épisode 3 - The Dutchman's Leather Desk

17 juillet 2016

The eccentric Dr. Robbins welcomes Belinda to Amsterdam with a rendezvous in his office—on his sumptuous leather desk.

Épisode 4 - Helga Turns It On

24 juillet 2016

Robbins's secretary, Helga, joins in on the fun at Rouse HQ.

Épisode 5 - Goedenavond Peter

31 juillet 2016

Belinda goes for a night on the town with Peter Rouse, and causes quite a scene during dinner at a fancy restaurant.

Épisode 6 - Casino Etoile, Amsterdam

7 août 2016

After supper, Peter and Belinda head to the casino, where they meet the Russian entrepreneur Grigor Kalansky. Peter pursues Grigor's assistant Lara, leaving Belinda alone with the Russian.

Épisode 7 - The Countess Zara

14 août 2016

Grigor brings Belinda to a secret club and introduces her to the Countess Zara. The three engage in a ménage à trois, on display in a shop window unbeknownst to Belinda.

Épisode 8 - Amsterdam to London Sky High

21 août 2016

At the airport, Belinda meets a group of like-minded saleswomen and books a speaking engagement at the O2. On the flight home, she encounters a beautiful pilot named Hazel and enjoys some mutual sky-high pleasure.

Épisode 9 - Motivating the Sales Force

28 août 2016

Back at Steele's, Belinda learns some sad news about her London Regional Sales Manager, Des Martin, and cheers him up with a little hanky-panky in the office.

Épisode 10 - Sir James Pops Up

4 septembre 2016

While enjoying Friday evening drinks at the Pentra, Bella dishes about her time at the tombola. Sir James Godwin makes a surprise appearance.

Épisode 11 - Forsters of Knightsbridge, Dressage Outfitters to Royalty

11 septembre 2016

Bella and Belinda go shopping for elegant horse riding gear.

Épisode 12 - The Fitting Bit

18 septembre 2016

Still at Forsters, Belinda and Bella seduce the salesman taking their measurements.

Épisode 13 - Up, Up and Away

25 septembre 2016

Bella and Belinda head to Texas on business and enjoy a VIP upgrade—and some sexual pleasures in B3—courtesy of Hazel the pilot.

Épisode 14 - Texas, USA

2 octobre 2016

The girls land in America and flirt with tycoons at the Stirling hotel. Then, Jim himself pays Belinda a visit in her hotel suite and confesses that he has a secret!

Épisode 15 - Jim's Secret

9 octobre 2016

Jim reveals his secret to Belinda: he's gotten a surgery that improved his penis size. Belinda is quick to enjoy the benefits of the procedure.

Épisode 16 - A Bit of Spaghetti Sauce

16 octobre 2016

Belinda goes on a date with Jim's colleague, Hank Skank. Hank brings her to a Crankies soccer match, then out for an Italian dinner that ends in a sexy mess.

Épisode 17 - A Hot Afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch

23 octobre 2016

Jim, Hank, Belinda and Bella celebrate a successful trip and helicopter out of town for an afternoon at the Lazy P Ranch. Belinda and Bella are entertained by a duo of sexy cowboys. Back in London, Belinda pegs Bella for a well-deserved promotion at Steele's.

Épisode 1 - London; Thursday 15.55 Local Time

28 mai 2017

Tony agrees to Bella's promotion. Then, it's time for Belinda's big engagement at the O2, where she wows the audience with a nonstick tin wok giveaway.

Épisode 2 - Epsom Hall

4 juin 2017

Belinda reunites with the Duchess for a weekend at her lovely country home, and explores her collection of sex toys.

Épisode 3 - Dinner at the Duke's Table

11 juin 2017

Belinda enjoys dinner with the Duke and Duchess and their high-society guests, all the while at the mercy of the Duchess's silver bullet.

Épisode 4 - A Topless Ride

18 juin 2017

The Duchess brings Belinda to a posh riding event. The women get randy on the ride home, then tragedy strikes on Belinda's journey back to the city.

Épisode 5 - Accident or Emergency?

25 juin 2017

Dr. Marco Origuez comes to Belinda's rescue and brings her back to London to evaluate her injuries.

Épisode 6 - Mr. Claus Bloch

2 juillet 2017

Belinda attends a posh lunch meeting with Claus Bloch, and seals the deal with an animalistic sexual rendezvous.

Épisode 7 - The Chocolate Fountain

9 juillet 2017

Belinda heads to Belgium to meet with Alfonse Stirbacker. He brings her to a chocolate factory, where an attractive female chocolatier seduces Belinda in her enormous chocolate fountain.

Épisode 8 - A F*cking Good Time

16 juillet 2017

Alfonse takes Belinda to an exclusive party at a members' club, which turns out to be a sex game.

Épisode 9 - Yorkshire

23 juillet 2017

Back in England, Belinda heads up to God's Own Country to meet with Yorkshire RSM Ken Dewsbury and resolve issues with a distributor—the only way she knows how.

Épisode 10 - Ken Dewsbury's Cellar

30 juillet 2017

Ken hosts Belinda at his basement flat in Leeds.

Épisode 11 - Cock-A-Doodle-Flew

6 août 2017

The Glee Team heads out for Giselle's hen do on a plane chartered by Hazel.

Épisode 12 - Butch the Sunburnt Kid

13 août 2017

Giselle's hen do continues into the evening, and the Glee Team meets a young Swedish man who wishes to lose his virginity and learn about standard sex from them.

Épisode 13 - A Schweinsteiger Afternoon

20 août 2017

Des Martin brings Belinda to Bargain Basementland, where she meets the Schweinsteiger siblings.

Épisode 14 - Belinda's Spiral Staircase

27 août 2017

After a successful day of business dealings, Belinda takes Des Martin home for a rendezvous at her central London apartment.

Épisode 15 - East Berlin

3 septembre 2017

Herr Bish, a competitor to Steele's, meets with his mysterious "Special One" to discuss their plans to take over the world of pots and pans.

Épisode 1 - Dearly Beloved

28 août 2018

Tony and Giselle's wedding day arrives, and Belinda gets ready to impress the congregation with some help from Chiara Montague. Bella and Belinda enjoy a little tête-à-tête as the wedding begins. However, a mysterious figure arrives at the wedding, catching Belinda's suspicions.

Épisode 2 - Tony's Secret

3 septembre 2018

The reception begins and Belinda gossips with Bella, Gregor, and the Countess Zara. (Maeve, the new receptionist, is a hot talking point in particular.) The mysterious figure is revealed to be Tony's long-lost brother George, who arrives to reunite with his family. On her way to the loos, Belinda reunites with Jim Sterling, causing some devastation to the wedding cake.

Épisode 3 - Cubicle Confessions

10 septembre 2018

Belinda bumps into Doctor Robbins and his assistant/girlfriend Helga. A visibly worried Helga draws Belinda's attention and leads her to the bathroom for a private conversation. After some fun with Belinda, Helga reveals to her that she is an undercover FBI agent working in corporate espionage and informs Belinda of the existence of the "Special One".

Épisode 4 - Zachariah's Magic Wand

17 septembre 2018

Belinda joins The Duchess and Lucia for a girls' night at the Ritz, followed by a trip to a mysterious underground nightclub. The ladies are charmed by Zachariah, the club's proprietor, whose tamarisk flute provides some smoky fun.

Épisode 5 - Turkey Sandwich?

24 septembre 2018

Back at the Ritz, Belinda enjoys a midnight snack—and a sexy reunion—with Sam, the young-ish man who's been promoted from Horse and Jockey night receptionist to Ritz manager!

Épisode 6 - Pots, Pans and Spoons

1 octobre 2018

Belinda calls a top-secret meeting with Tony and Sir James Godwin to get to the bottom of the Tri-Oxy Brillo conspiracy. Then, she meets a mysterious fellow, Agent James Spooner, for drinks at the Pentra.

Épisode 7 - Copier Blues

8 octobre 2018

Belinda brings Agent Spooner into Steele's HQ. There, Spooner poses undercover as an IT tech in hopes to uncover the secret mole working in the company.

Épisode 8 - Cricklewood Pumping Station

15 octobre 2018

Giselle momentarily disregards her wedding vows for a romp with Agent Spooner, including a skinny dip in the local reservoir.

Épisode 9 - Boy She Can Can

22 octobre 2018

After a bit of grooming and her bi-daily meeting with the RSMs, Belinda takes off for a trip to Paris—and the legendary burlesque parlor, Le Moulin Maron—where she meets a rotund beauty.

Épisode 10 - Clit Talk

29 octobre 2018

Belinda and Penelope head into the eye of Le Moulin Maron for "feeding time" with Mistress Sweetjuice. Then, Belinda jets off to Scotland, where she's secretly pursued by Agent Spooner.

Épisode 11 - The Meet

5 novembre 2018

With Spooner in pursuit and danger afoot, Belinda reunites with Helga.

Épisode 12 - A Factory Visit

12 novembre 2018

Belinda and the Glee Team head to the Steele's factory for a tour with Professor Slints, culminating in the grand unveiling of the Tri-Oxy Brillo range!

Épisode 13 - The Wicked-ish Bisch

19 novembre 2018

Series finale. The identity of Herr Bisch's Special One is revealed, and Steele's prepares to defend itself as the double agent delivers industry secrets to East Berlin.

Épisode 14 - My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 1

16 décembre 2018

In the first Christmas Special from 2016, it's the Office Christmas Party at Steele's Pots and Pans...

Épisode 15 - My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 2

16 décembre 2018

In the second XXXmas edition of the 'Belinda Blinked' saga, our heroine goes on a festive skiing trip with The Duchess. Do you need to know more? Enjoy!

Épisode 16 - My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 3

16 décembre 2018

It's Christmas Eve at Steele's Pots and Pans. Belinda does some last-minute Christmas shopping before getting a chance to sit on Santa's lap...

Épisode 1 - The Aftermath

9 septembre 2019

After a devastating explosion in the Steele's Pots and Pans car park, lives hang in the balance as The Special One continues to plot against the members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights.

Épisode 2 - Beep...Beep...Beeeeeep

16 septembre 2019

The members of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights hold vigil at Bella's bedside as she fights for her life.

Épisode 3 - The Safe House

23 septembre 2019

Belinda arrives at the safe house of the Confidential Order of Cookware Knights, where she, Tony and the newest member of the Glee Team try out the 'Hump and Skunk'.

Épisode 4 - Showering Ideas

30 septembre 2019

As part of her spy training, Belinda is taken to acting school, where she puts on a performance for her teacher.

Épisode 5 - Smiffy

7 octobre 2019

Belinda and Spooner head to East Berlin undercover in an effort to find Professor Slinz and bring Herr Bisch and the Special One to justice.

Épisode 6 - Clean As A Whistleblower

14 octobre 2019

Belinda and Spooner are still undercover in East Berlin and prepare to dine with Bisch. The Special One's vagina gets her into trouble.

Épisode 7 - A Gentleman Woof

21 octobre 2019

Belinda and Spooner come face to face with Bisch, but everything doesn't go quite to plan. A fan favourite makes a shocking return in the biggest clit hanger of the series so far.

Épisode 8 - M's The Word

28 octobre 2019

Belinda discovers the identity of the head of British intelligence, who informs her that the Special One and her accomplice have fled to Australia. As Belinda prepares to give chase, she recruits Bella for the mission.

Épisode 9 - A Flying Machine So Pretty

3 novembre 2019

Belinda and Bella make their way to Australia to find Giselle and bump into an old friend en route...

Épisode 10 - Star Crossed Lovin'

11 novembre 2019

Épisode 11 - A B, a B and a Q

18 novembre 2019

Épisode 12 - Two Clits in the Clink

25 novembre 2019

Épisode 13 - Fight or Flight

9 décembre 2019

Épisode 14 - My Dad Wrote A Christmas Porno 4

16 décembre 2019

Belinda spends Xmas with Bella's family and gets to know one member particularly well...

Épisode 1 - Dust and Scrub, Scrub and Dust

24 mai 2021

Épisode 2 - The Flying Doctor

30 mai 2021

Épisode 3 - Hard As The Rocks

6 juin 2021

Épisode 4 - Saucy Pans and Cheeky Woks

13 juin 2021

Épisode 5 - Back To Basics

20 juin 2021

Épisode 6 - B;B;B;

27 juin 2021

Épisode 7 - HS2

4 juillet 2021

Épisode 8 - Hush, Little Belinda, Don't You Cry

11 juillet 2021

Épisode 9 - The Three B Tree

25 juillet 2021

Épisode 10 - The Winner Takes It All

1 août 2021

Épisode 11 - My Dad Wrote a Christmas Porno 6 - Part One

6 décembre 2021

Épisode 12 - My Dad Wrote a Christmas Porno 6 - Part Two

13 décembre 2021

Épisode 13 - Best of Book Six

7 mars 2022

Épisode 14 - My Dad Wrote a History Hit

13 mars 2022