Kenny vs. Spenny

Épisode 1 - Who is the Best Fashion Designer?

26 août 2003

Spenny tries to bring political consciousness to the superficial world of fashion, as Kenny finally gets his chance to create skimpy swimwear and get close to yummy hottie models.

Épisode 2 - Who Can Stay Awake the Longest?

2 septembre 2003

The first one to fall asleep loses. Without stimulants Spenny feels he can outlast the lazy Kenny but Kenny is chugging coffee because he’s highly motivated by the prospect of eventual hallucinations.

Épisode 3 - Who is the Better Chef?

9 septembre 2003

Kenny has always been a much better cook than Spenny so he pledges to play by the rules. Spenny, knowing he’s screwed, goes against his moral code, and finally decides it’s time to cheat.

Épisode 4 - Who Can Stand Up the Longest?

16 septembre 2003

This competition degenerates into a philosophical argument about what it means to stand. Is Kenny actually standing in his vertical sleeping bag apparatus or has he just managed to outsmart Spenny?

Épisode 5 - Who Can Sit On a Cow the Longest?

23 septembre 2003

Dairy cows don’t like being mounted and they can run faster than most people. Will Kenny’s bag of dirty tricks help him to stay on his cow longer than Spenny? The boys risk life and limb and learn more than they ever wanted to know about cow dung.

Épisode 6 - Who is the Sanest?

30 septembre 2003

Kenny and Spenny get various psychiatric evaluations to see who is the sanest. Will Spenny’s paranoia and neurosis cost him victory, or will the head-shrinkers see thorough Kenny’s con-man ways giving Spenny victory?

Épisode 7 - Who Can Earn the Most Money in Three Days?

7 octobre 2003

Will Spenny’s hard work and perseverance win over Kenny’s effortless and brilliant money making schemes?

Épisode 8 - Who Does She Like Better?

14 octobre 2003

Kenny and Spenny agree to date the same girl -- the one she likes best is the winner. Though they both try to impress, one has lost before the competition has started. Kenny pulls out all the stops for this critically important competition.

Épisode 9 - Who Can Stay Blindfolded the Longest?

21 octobre 2003

Kenny decides to make this competition “The Torture Spenny Show.” Imagine being blind and having a madman torment you. Spenny won’t have to imagine.

Épisode 10 - Who Can Win a Beauty Pageant?

28 octobre 2003

Formal wear, swimsuits, talent and personality will all be put to the test as one of the boys gets to wear the tiara. Taking the superficial route, Kenny makes himself as gorgeous as possible, while Spenny hopelessly learns to tap dance.

Épisode 11 - Who Can Win a Series of Mini-Competitions?

4 novembre 2003

Kenny and Spenny do a series of fast paced mini-competitions. Spitting grapes, climbing stairs, standing on their head, rock/paper scissors, wrestling – and many more. One gets injured, the other wins.

Épisode 12 - Who Can Lose the Most Weight?

11 novembre 2003

The boys risk heart attacks and fainting spells to see who can lose the most weight in 72 hours. Laxatives, starvation, sweating, colonics, spitting and dehydration are just a few strategies of this epic contest. Do not try this at home!!!

Épisode 13 - Who Can Stay Handcuffed the Longest?

18 novembre 2003

The boys are handcuffed together and the first one to take off the cuffs is the loser. Kenny becomes mega-annoying, cleverly using everything he knows about Spenny to make his life a living hell.

Épisode 14 - Who Can Put on the Best Concert?

25 novembre 2003

The boys write and perform their own original song. Spenny embraces his childhood fantasy and forms a rock band while Kenny tries to con the judges by conducting a full children’s choir as they perform perhaps the cheesiest song ever written.

Épisode 15 - Who is a Better Parent?

7 janvier 2004

It’s diapers, bottles and late night feeding as the boys get life-like, state-of-the-art computer chip babies. The data is measured and whoever has taken the best care of their baby is the winner.

Épisode 16 - Who do Kids Like Most?

14 janvier 2004

Seven six year olds spend half the day with Kenny then half the day with Spenny. The kids decide which guy they like most. Kenny spoils them rotten, while Spenny takes them on a mysterious fantasy adventure.

Épisode 17 - Who is the Strongest?

21 janvier 2004

Kenny, who knows he’s stronger, offers up his sister Miriam to compete in a bench press competition. Spenny takes the challenge not fully realizing that if he loses to Kenny’s sister, it will be the most humiliating defeat he’s ever suffered.

Épisode 18 - Who Makes the Most Convincing Woman?

28 janvier 2004

The boys, in full drag, host a ladies-night-out cocktail party at the house. The real women will choose which one has transformed himself into the most convincing woman: Will it be Kendra, the slutty party girl, or Spennita, the career woman, who wants it all.

Épisode 19 - Who is the Best Actor?

3 février 2004

Taking the stage, the boys perform a theater piece judged by a professional. Kenny brings back the lost art of mime, while Spenny, using his embattled friendship with Kenny as inspiration, writes and acts a scene where he plays 1950’s down and out prize fighter.

Épisode 20 - Who is the Best Male Stripper?

10 février 2004

The boys don g-strings and take to the poles to see who will make the better male stripper. Kenny’s devious plot makes his own Tarzan routine obsolete and puts Spenny’s stripping nerd character on the brink.

Épisode 21 - Who is the Best Figure Skater?

17 février 2004

The boys hit the rink to see who is the better figure skater. Kenny, as usual, has to think on his feet because he can’t skate, while Spenny works very hard on his ever-so-cheesy tribute to rock and roll.

Épisode 22 - Who Can Survive in the Woods the Longest?

23 février 2004

It’s a city boy’s worst nightmare, as Kenny and Spenny have to fend for themselves in the unforgiving wilderness. This fish-out-of-water competition has the boys pathetically attempting to make fire, hunt, forage, build shelter while driving each other crazy.

Épisode 23 - Who Will Use Their Arms First?

2 mars 2004

Kenny and Spenny are in another endurance contest. Their arms are tied and the first guy to use them loses. The boys have to try and survive, living life as amputees. Can they survive going to the bathroom, or eating and watching TV without the use of their most important appendages?

Épisode 24 - Who Can Win a Court Case?

9 mars 2004

Kenny thinks that Spenny owes him a lot of money from picking up tabs over the years. He takes Spenny to court, brilliantly arguing his case as Spenny attempts to assassinate Kenny’s character, which given his behavior on the show, shouldn’t be too hard.

Épisode 25 - Who Can Live in a Van the Longest?

16 mars 2004

The boys see who can last the longest living in the same van. Spenny, scared to death of Kenny's driving, opts for the front, while Kenny turns the back of the van into his own personal Turkish party palace. This bizarre competition offers a unique, claustrophobic twist on road rage.

Épisode 26 - Who is the Better Boxer?

23 mars 2004

After a season of competing, the boys decide to punch out their mutual frustration with each other in the squared-circle. Are best friends really capable of beating the crap out of each other? Watch as tensions explode in a most surprising and sadistic season finale.

Épisode 1 - Who Can Drink More Beer?

16 octobre 2005

The guys compete to see who can drink more beer - and puking means disqualification! Since Spenny's a much more experienced boozer, he's sure he has this one in the bag.

Épisode 2 - Who Can Stay Naked the Longest?

23 octobre 2005

When Kenny and Spenny see who can go longer without wearing any clothes, Spenny tries to overcome his shame of being naked, while Kenny goes all-out in a bid to maximize his friend's embarrassment and discomfort.

Épisode 3 - Who Has the Biggest Balls?

31 octobre 2005

When Kenny and Spenny go head-to-head in a series of mini-competitions to see who has the biggest balls, Kenny goes beyond the usual crazy stunts, trying to psyche Spenny out, by trying to expose him as a whining bitch.

Épisode 4 - Who Do Old People Like More?

7 novembre 2005

The boys each get to entertain a group of elderly ladies, who will then vote on whom they like better. Spenny tries to make the seniors feel loved and appreciated, while Kenny tugs on their heartstrings by conning them.

Épisode 5 - Who Can Dance the Longest?

14 novembre 2005

The guys compete in a torturous endurance dance marathon. Kenny has a diabolical plan that will leave Spenny paranoid,confused and humiliated.

Épisode 6 - First One to Talk Loses

21 novembre 2005

The rules are simple: the first guy to say a word loses; grunting is allowed. Spenny tries to take advantage of the fact that Kenny talks in his sleep. Can Kenny abuse Spenny without talking?

Épisode 7 - Who is Funnier?

28 novembre 2005

Spenny's strategy is to return to his stand-up comedy roots. Meanwhile, Kenny, realizing the epic nature of the competition, decides to pull out all the stops, and pulls off the meanest practical joke he has ever perpetrated on Spenny.

Épisode 8 - Who Can Kiss More Women?

5 décembre 2005

Kenny uses deception in an attempt to slime as many kisses as humanly possible. Spenny paranoid of catching herpes, uses a direct and honest approach to get women to kiss him.

Épisode 9 - Who Can Sell More Bibles?

12 décembre 2005

Kenny and Spenny square off to see who can sell more bibles. Kenny has a brilliant plan to teach Spenny a moral biblical lesson that he will never forget.

Épisode 10 - Who Can Win a Rat Race?

19 décembre 2005

Kenny and Spenny go back to one of their oldest childhood competitions and decide to race rodents. Will Kenny's rat-like tendencies help him win, or will Spenny's disciplined coaching lead his rat to victory?

Épisode 11 - First One to Be Mean Loses

26 décembre 2005

In a total reversal of Kenny's behavior, the guys compete to see who can go longer without being mean to the other. Kenny attempts to overwhelm his best friend with a highly suspicious onslaught of love and caring.

Épisode 12 - Who is the Better Journalist?

1 janvier 2006

The boys compete to see who can break the better news story. Spenny goes on a journey into his own personal heart of darkness. Kenny, meanwhile, tries to generate some of his own news by staging a tabloid media hoax.

Épisode 13 - Who is the Better Rapper?

9 janvier 2006

Spenny, who doesn't know much about rap, uses the opportunity to put out an educational message through his music. Kenny uses Spenny's ignorance of rap music against him, rapping his way to the final showdown.

Épisode 1 - First One to Laugh Loses

17 octobre 2006

Doing his best to make Spenny laugh, Kenny engages in an outrageous barrage of funny costumes and ridiculous characters. Thinking defensively, Spenny tries to plunge himself into a deep depression and existential crisis.

Épisode 2 - Who Do Gay Guys Like More?

23 octobre 2006

Kenny and Spenny each go on a date with the same gay man, who will decide whom he likes better. Spenny decides that he will do anything to win, while Kenny does everything in his power to make Spenny look like a scumbag.

Épisode 3 - Who Can Wear a Dead Octopus On Their Head the Longest?

30 octobre 2006

The boys see who can wear a dead octopus on his head in this brutal endurance competition. Both guys lose their minds as a rotting corpse stinks up their scalps…one more than the other.

Épisode 4 - Who Can Win a Ten Mile Race?

6 novembre 2006

In this brutal endurance competition Kenny is at a disadvantage, Spenny is a runner, but that's not the reason why this competition turns out to be a disaster.

Épisode 5 - Who Can Make a Better Porno?

13 novembre 2006

Judged by a professional porn producer, the guys compete to see who can make a better porno movie. Spenny decides to recreate an unfulfilled teenage fantasy, while Kenny decides to star in his own production, producing the first sketch comedy porno ever made.

Épisode 6 - Who Can Lift More Weight With Their Genitals?

20 novembre 2006

Qigong is the ancient contest of genital weightlifting. Spenny and Kenny stretch their genitals to the extreme. But, unfortunately, both guys have more to worry about than hernias.

Épisode 7 - Who is Cooler?

27 novembre 2006

The boys compete to see which one is “cooler.” In possibly his lamest strategy to date, Spenny tries to transforms himself with a Johnny Depp impersonation. Kenny, knowing he’s cooler, just relaxes and parties.

Épisode 8 - Who Can Produce More Semen?

4 décembre 2006

The boys see who can produce the most semen in a week. Kenny, knowing that Spenny is a master of masturbation, must do something drastic to stop him!

Épisode 9 - Who Can Stay in a Haunted House the Longest?

11 décembre 2006

The guys see who can best manipulate the supernatural. Spenny, who is afraid of ghosts, uses white witchcraft and his guardian angel to protect himself, while Kenny, who doesn't believe in ghosts, tries to frighten his best friend by scaring the living shit out of him.

Épisode 10 - Who Can Catch a Bigger Fish?

18 décembre 2006

The guys head out to sea in a fishing competition. Spenny claims to be the better fisherman, but Kenny wants Spenny to be the catch of the day.

Épisode 11 - Who Can Imitate the Other Guy Better?

25 décembre 2006

Judged by the crew, the guys must impersonate each other for several days. Spenny's impersonation of Kenny is good, but when Kenny starts to portray Spenny in a horribly negative light, Spenny breaks character in order to defend himself.

Épisode 12 - Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest?

7 janvier 2007

The boys decide to give up all the comforts of home and see who can stay homeless the longest. Will Spenny survive without his hand sanitizer and sunscreen, or will Kenny’s lack of coffee and videogames give Spenny the edge?

Épisode 13 - Arm Wrestling Competition

14 janvier 2007

Kenny and Spenny decide to have an arm wrestling competition. Terrified that Kenny will tamper with him, Spenny hires a security force and a trainer, while Kenny unveils his most unpredictable plot to date.

Épisode 1 - First Guy to Get a Boner Loses

6 novembre 2007 - 5/5

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who gets a boner first. They both put on speedos and throw whatever tactic they can at each other. Spenny brings his cousin Bianca in a bikini to Kenny's room and try to arouse him while Kenny tries to get Spenny so frustrated that the blood rushes to his genitals. That fails but Kenny gets an injection that stops him from getting a boner for a week.

Épisode 2 - Who Can Blow the Biggest Fart?

13 novembre 2007

Armed with gas masks the crew is forced to record perhaps the smelliest competition to date. Kenny, the fart-maestro, is shocked to find out that Spenny's gas-inducing diet is making him competitive. So, Kenny must dig deep to into his bag of tricks (and bowels) in order to win this methane-filled contest.

Épisode 3 - Who Can Make the Best Viral Video?

20 novembre 2007

The guys each make a series of videos and must choose one to put online. The most popular video wins. Kenny, the more Internet savvy of the two, makes an eclectic series of shocking videos dealing with: 9/11, terrorists, pranks, and celebrity spoofs. Spenny, who thinks viral videos are generally idiotic, disregards his personal opinion and does everything in his power to defeat Kenny including consuming excrement

Épisode 4 - Who Can Eat More Meat?

27 novembre 2007

Hold on to your stomachs for an all-you-can-eat carnivorous bloat fest: whichever guy eats more meat is the winner. Kenny, a pig by definition, summons the gluttonous gods and gorges like never before, while Spenny chooses the more methodical approach of eating, exercising, resting and moving his bowels.

Épisode 5 - First Guy to Get a Stain Loses

4 décembre 2007

Wearing white body suits, the boys put themselves through numerous high-rish stain situations in an effort to stay as stain-free as possible. After a few false starts, Kenny's character is more stained than the guys' suits.

Épisode 6 - Who Can Be Tied to a Goat the Longest?

11 décembre 2007

The boys are each tethered to a live goat. The first one to break the bond loses. Kenny, who wants to have fun with his goat, cleverly uses an extremely long rope in hopes that Spenny will be stuck taking care of both goats. Spenny tries his best to toilet train his goat and keep him smelling as pleasant as possible. Though it's not easy, the goat is still a better roommate than Kenny.

Épisode 7 - Who Can Handle More Torture?

18 décembre 2007

Whoever can take the most pain wins. Spenny, in order to get motivated, dedicates his performance to his late father, while Kenny becomes not only a competition participant but also the torturer.

Épisode 8 - First Guy to Stop Singing Loses

25 décembre 2007

Just in time for your Christmas caroling, the first one to stop singing loses in this surprisingly grueling competition. Kenny explores various musical genres while creating a fictitious and hideously slanderous version of Spenny's family tree. Spenny decides to get motivated by singing for charity, trying to raise money to buy a piano for a community center.

Épisode 9 - Who Can Be Obese the Longest?

1 janvier 2008

The guys put on 80 pound weights, and the first one to take them off loses.

Épisode 10 - Who Can Commit the Most Crime?

8 janvier 2008

Possessing a natural criminal mind, Kenny tries to break every law in the book, while Spenny tries to commit politically correct crimes and unleash his inner criminal.

Épisode 1 - Who Can Keep a Dump in their Pants the Longest?

20 octobre 2008

Armed with diapers and no dignity, the boys revisit infancy to see who can keep a dump in their diaper the longest. Spenny is prepared for the worst forcing Kenny to have to think way outside the box to win this mega-stinky stinky competition.

Épisode 2 - Who Can Bone More Women?

27 octobre 2008

Eight women spend some sexy time with Kenny and Spenny who do everything in their power to get as much sex as possible off them. Spenny's arousal theory is put to the test while the ever confident Kenny is more focused on what he hopes would be Spenny's worst humiliation to date.

Épisode 3 - Who Can Wear a Gorilla Suit the Longest?

3 novembre 2008

In perhaps the silliest competition to date - if that's even possible - the dysfunctional duo wear hot and itchy gorilla suits in the middle of summer - the first one to take off any part of the costume is the loser. Spenny's strategy is to ignore the costume and be himself while raising awareness of the fate of the mountain gorilla, while Kenny devolves, finding his inner gorilla, and does his best to put gorilla Spenny into extinction.

Épisode 4 - Who Can Piss Off More People?

10 novembre 2008

Literally going on the offensive, the guys hit the streets to see who can piss-off more people. Spenny, a self-proclaimed nice guy, in order to cope, transforms himself physically to remain anonymous and enlists a jerky friend to help him, while Kenny, tired of the abuse from the people he's pissing off, decides to go big and piss people off on mass.

Épisode 5 - First Guy to Touch the Ground Loses

17 novembre 2008

Kenny and Spenny must figure out a way to live without touching the ground, Kenny uses a loaf of rye bread, bad riddles and his inner super-villain in an attempt to spoil Spenny's rare master plan.

Épisode 6 - Who's the Best Pro Wrestler?

24 novembre 2008

The boys enter the wacky world of professional wrestling as each is paired with a professional wrestler and must design a match to be judged. Spenny, a life-long wrestling fanatic, lives out his fantasy learning all his favorite wrestling moves, while Kenny creates a wrestling persona that makes George the Animal Steele look well-adjusted.

Épisode 7 - Who's the Best Soldier?

1 décembre 2008

Let's pray for peace as a drill sergeant moves in with Kenny and Spenny to see who will make the best soldier. Kenny, a self -proclaimed war hero, wants to show the sergeant that he can be shaped into a killing machine, while Spenny finds out that military service isn't as noble as he thought.

Épisode 8 - Who's the Better Jew?

8 décembre 2008

Get your bagels, lox and cream cheese as Kenny and Spenny compete to see who the better Jew is. Kenny, who speaks Hebrew, thinks the competition will be a kosher cake-walk as Spenny, who was raised in a secular home, uses an orthodox rabbi to cram his Jewishness and make up for lost time.

Épisode 9 - Who Do Disabled People Like More?

15 décembre 2008

The guys each spend a day with three physically disabled people and they vote for the guy they like best. Spenny, trying not to make his past mistake of being too serious, tempers the political aspects of his strategy by trying to show the handicapped a good time. Kenny, with a counter-intuitive strategy, does his best to be mean to his disabled guests.

Épisode 10 - Who Can Smoke More Weed?

22 décembre 2008

Fatties are sparked as Kenny and Spenny see who can smoke the most weed. All strategies are out the window as the pressures of competing and doing a television show while puffing copious amounts of killer bud become too much to bare. Whoa.

Épisode 1 - Who Can 69 The Longest?

20 novembre 2009

The boys will be strapped to each other in the 69 position -- the first guy to unstrap himself loses. With almost zero mobility the crew gets bored with them and the competition takes some unexpected turns.

Épisode 2 - Who Can Squeeze More Boobs?

20 novembre 2009

In this Competition the Boys have to try to get as much fun with the twins as possible. Will Kenny cheat once again or will he just show us what a ladiesman he truly is?

Épisode 3 - Who Can Keep Their Head In A Chicken Coop The Longest?

27 novembre 2009

The guys wear chicken cages with live chickens on their heads in this most unusual endurance competition. Kenny's strategy precipitates arguments about who is smarter and the contest takes an academic turn that will ultimately decide the winner.

Épisode 4 - Who Can Get Further With The Other Guy's Mom?

4 décembre 2009

The boys compete in order to determine who can get further sexually with the other guy's mom. Spenny resorts to various methods of seduction and groping, while Kenny wines and dines Spenny's mom.

Épisode 5 - Who Can Win a Cockfight?

11 décembre 2009

The boys have their ballsiest battle yet competing to see who can beat the other one up using only their penises in the legendary cocktagon. Although Spenny lacks the size to compete effectively, he works it using martial art like techniques. Meanwhile, Kenny uses explosive robotic technology.

Épisode 6 - Who's A Better Basketball Coach?

18 décembre 2009

Kenny and Spenny spend a day each coaching their own basketball team. Spenny is obsessed with winning and finds the best team he can all the while becoming an annoying taskmaster. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to psyche-out Spenny's team without having to coach at all.

Épisode 7 - Who Do Black Guys Like More? (1)

8 janvier 2010

In this first ever two-episode competition, the guys each spend a day with three brothers to find out whom they like more. Spenny, who has no black friends, decides to impress the black guys by having Race Relations Retreat where he can impress them with his honesty about race related issues. Meanwhile, Kenny is hellbent on proving Spenny is a racist.

Épisode 8 - Who Do Black Guys Like More? (2)

15 janvier 2010

In the finale of the first ever two-episode competition, Spenny wraps up his race relation retreat while Kenny spends his time with the brothers convincing that that Spenny is not as honest as he claims to be.

Épisode 9 - Who Can Have More Fun?

22 janvier 2010

Kenny and Spenny compete to see who can have more fun. Spenny, who believes fun is subjective, decides to do what he thinks is fun, but is convinced that having a threesome is the winning strategy. Kenny, who lives for fun, realizes that blowing things up pales in comparison to the fun he has messing with Spenny.

Épisode 10 - Who Can?

29 janvier 2010

It's Spenny's turn to pick a competition but Kenny has his own ideas of how things will progress. In this very rare behind-the-scenes episode, Kenny's megalomania materializes in the form of a Roman Emperor, while Spenny just wants to get on with it and do a simple sports competition.

Épisode 11 - Who Can Produce The Best Commercial?

5 février 2010

Kenny and Spenny get creative and produce a commercial for a frozen pizza.

Épisode 12 - Who Can Put On The Best Play?

12 février 2010

The boys hit the theater and attempt to see who can produce the better play.

Épisode 13 - Who Can Stay On An Island The Longest?

19 février 2010

In a survival/endurance competition, the guys try to live on a deserted island.

Épisode 14 - Who's the Bigger Idiot?

26 février 2010

Épisode 15 - A Kenny vs. Spenny Christmas Special

23 décembre 2010

With the best of intentions, Spenny is determined to make a feel-good family holiday special but is blindsided by Kenny who seizes another opportunity to make Spenny’s life a living hell. The adult-aged delinquents attempt to throw a puppet show, remake the Charles Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol and execute a holiday-themed challenge of epic proportions.