Get a Life

Épisode 1 - Terror on the Hell Loop 2000

23 septembre 1990

Chris talks Larry into taking the day off for the world premiere of the Hell Loop 2000, a 360-degree looped rollercoaster, where they get stuck at the top of the loop.

Épisode 2 - The Prettiest Week of My Life

30 septembre 1990

Chris decides to enter the exciting world of male modeling when he joins the Handsome Boy School of Modeling.

Épisode 3 - Dadicus

7 octobre 1990

Chris convinces his father to accompany him to the father-son competition at the annual newspaper boy picnic.

Épisode 4 - A Family Affair

14 octobre 1990

Sharon's sister, Charleen, comes to visit and she is taken with Chris' charm, much to Sharon's chagrin.

Épisode 5 - Pile of Death

21 octobre 1990

Chris tries to raise money to help save a playground, so he tries to set a world record by having the most things piled on top of him.

Épisode 6 - Paperboy 2000

4 novembre 1990

The newspaper fires all the paper boys and replaces them with the Paperboy 2000, a paper delivering robotic vehicle, so Chris challenges it in a paper delivering contest.

Épisode 7 - Drivers License

11 novembre 1990

There's a new waitress at the local diner, and Chris wants to take her out, but he needs to drive a car for the date. His problem is he never got a license.

Épisode 8 - The Sitting

18 novembre 1990

Chris becomes a house sitter in an old Victorian house that appears to be haunted.

Épisode 9 - Bored Straight

2 décembre 1990

While delivering papers in the bad side of town, Chris meets a group of young hoodlums and he decides to take back the streets by helping the kids.

Épisode 10 - Zoo Animals on Wheels

16 décembre 1990

Much to Sharon's dismay, Chris auditions for and gets the lead part in a local community theatre production of Andrew Todd Keller's musical Zoo Animals on Wheels.

Épisode 11 - Roots

6 janvier 1991

Chris finds proof that makes him think he is adopted, so he sets off to find his natural parents, an Amish couple.

Épisode 12 - The Counterfeit Watch Story

3 février 1991

Chris goes to work for the police in a sting operation after he buys a counterfeit watch, the Chrono-Sync 2000.

Épisode 13 - Chris vs. Donald

10 février 1991

At the family reunion Chris is still struggling to get out from under the shadow of his cousin.

Épisode 14 - Chris Wins a Celebrity

24 février 1991

Chris wins a weekend with his favorite talk show host, a contest the host first regrets he agreed to, but later Chris regrets he entered, when the host decides to stay.

Épisode 15 - Houseboy 2000

10 mars 1991

After destroying her kitchen, Chris becomes Sharon's slave to work off the $2000 in damage and she also breaks his will.

Épisode 16 - Married

24 mars 1991

During one day, Chris meets his soulmate, marries her and goes through an entire relationship with her.

Épisode 17 - Camping 2000

31 mars 1991

Chris and Larry join Mr. Peterson on a camping trip, when Mr. Peterson manages to lose them, the hungry boys eat some berries that cause them to hallucinate.

Épisode 18 - The Construction Worker Show

7 avril 1991

Chris becomes a construction worker with the men who are renovating his parents kitchen. When they tell him one of their trade secrets, Chris has a problem with their dishonesty.

Épisode 19 - The Big City

21 avril 1991

Chris loses his wallet in the big city, and the big city give him the key to the city and other perks to make him feel better.

Épisode 20 - Neptune 2000

28 avril 1991

When Chris was 12 he got a job as a paperboy so he could buy a submarine from the back of a comic book. Four to six hundred weeks later when the kit arrives, Chris and his father put it together; however when they embark on the sub's maiden voyage (in Chris's bathtub) they become trapped.

Épisode 21 - The One Where Chris and Larry Switch Lives

12 mai 1991

Chris and Larry ignore an Indian curse and wind up switching places.

Épisode 22 - Psychic 2000

19 mai 1991

Chris has a near death experience and is endowed with prescience and he sees a vision of Sharon being murdered.

Épisode 23 - Interview With David Mirkin

Épisode 1 - Chris Moves Out

9 novembre 1991

Chris turns 31 and decides it's time to move out, so he goes in search of a new place to live and he moves into Gus' garage.

Épisode 2 - Larry on the Loose

16 novembre 1991

Larry takes off after to listening to Chris reminding him of everything wrong with his life. So Chris goes in search of Larry and when he fails, he goes in search of a new best friend.

Épisode 3 - Meat Locker 2000

23 novembre 1991

Chris and Sharon show their true feelings when they become trapped in a meat locker together.

Épisode 4 - Health Inspector 2000

30 novembre 1991

After finding a dead rat in his carton of milk, Chris decides to become a food inspector.

Épisode 5 - Chris Gets His Tonsils Out

7 décembre 1991

Chris must deal with the fact he is ready to undergo ""major"" surgery and he begins by trying to make peace with Sharon.

Épisode 6 - Prisoner of Love

14 décembre 1991

When his pen-pal gets released from prison, she comes to stay with Chris. She takes him hostage when the police come after her when she starts criminal activities under Chris' nose.

Épisode 7 - Chris Becomes a Male Escort

21 décembre 1991

Chris decides on a whim to become a male escort, hoping for free plays and dates with young women. What he gets is a elderly woman who is hard up.

Épisode 8 - Girlfriend 2000

12 janvier 1992

After getting hit by her car, Chris falls for (and stalks) a doctor, later while stalking her, he starts getting stalked by the girl from the drugstore who has fallen for him.

Épisode 9 - Chris' Brain Starts Working

19 janvier 1992

Exposure to toxic waste, found under Gus' house, turns Chris into a genius and with Gus he proceeds to enter and win spelling bees.

Épisode 10 - Bad Fish

2 février 1992

After eating bad shellfish, Sharon and Gus get amnesia, and Chris seizes the opportunity to convince them that they are his best friends.

Épisode 11 - SPEWEY and Me

9 février 1992

When an alien crashes in Gus' front yard, Chris tries to keep it from the government, but this alien is nothing like E.T. or ALF.

Épisode 12 - 1977 2000

1 mars 1992

Chris time travels to save Gus' career as a law enforcement officer. However he soon discovers the trouble with messing with the past which includes two-headed zombies named Sharon.

Épisode 13 - Clip Show

8 mars 1992

While on his first jet airplane flight, Chris falls out, and is disappointed when his life flashes before his eyes and it only covers the past eighteen months.

Épisode 14 - Girlfriend 2000 Extended Scene

Extended segment from the "Girlfriend 2000" episode which was cut for time.