Drunk Disney

Épisode 1 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

22 janvier 2014

We watch Disney's FIRST animated movie, the 1937 classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Will Snow White ever escape the evil witch? Will the other dwarves ever quit being mean to Dopey? Is this the same movie as Sleeping Beauty?

Épisode 2 - Pinocchio

24 janvier 2014

We watch Disney's 2nd animated feature, the 1940 coming-of-human tale Pinocchio. Will Pinocchio become a real boy? Will Jiminy Cricket get his libido under control? And how the hell did Geppetto get stuck inside a whale?

Épisode 3 - Fantasia

29 janvier 2014

We watch Disney's 3rd animated feature, the 1940 musical extravaganza Fantasia. Will Mickey master the power of broomsticks? Will the centaurs successfully mate? And just how the hell do you drink to classical music?

Épisode 4 - Dumbo

5 février 2014

We watch Disney's 4th animated feature, the 1941 emotional wringer Dumbo. Will Dumbo ever learn to use his ears for good? Will his friends ever use his real name? And just how racist is this movie?

Épisode 5 - Bambi

5 mars 2014

We watch Disney's 5th animated feature, the 1942 woodland critter tale Bambi. Will Bambi inherit the throne of the forest? Will Thumper ever control his compulsive thumping? And just how damn adorable is this movie?

Épisode 6 - Aladdin

26 mars 2014

We watch Disney's 31st animated feature, the 1992 Arabian-themed Aladdin. Will Aladdin use his three wishes properly? Will Jafar ever reveal what's beneath his cowl? And why isn't Tom Cruise the voice of Aladdin?

Épisode 7 - Frozen

6 mai 2014

We watch Disney's 53rd animated feature, 2013's smash hit Frozen. Will Elsa and Anna reunite under good circumstances? Is Olaf annoying or the cutest little snowman since Frosty? And just why do we keep talking about a nuclear bomb?

Épisode 8 - Alice in Wonderland

3 juin 2014

We watch Disney's 13th animated feature, 1951's seemingly plotless Alice in Wonderland. Will Alice find her way out of Wonderland? Is there any kind of central plot to all these wacky stories? And just how do all these characters defecate if none of them have a butthole?

Épisode 9 - Robin Hood

1 juillet 2014

We watch Disney's 21st animated feature, 1973's low-budget Robin Hood. Will Robin's shitty disguises fool the Sheriff of Nottingham? Is there a goblin hanging out with Robin Hood's band of thieves? And just how many times can one movie re-use the same animation?

Épisode 10 - The Emperor's New Groove

29 juillet 2014

We watch Disney's 40th animated feature, 2000's The Emperor's New Groove. Does Pacha have a llama fetish? Will Kronk ever get crunk? And just how many months pregnant is Chicha - and does it matter?

Épisode 11 - Peter Pan

2 septembre 2014

We watch Disney's 14th animated feature, 1953's Peter Pan. Is Peter Pan actually just Wendy's boyfriend? Will Smee ever find clothes that fit? And just how ignorant were the animators about Native Americans?

Épisode 12 - Tangled

30 septembre 2014

We watch Disney's 50th animated feature, 2010's Tangled. How does Rapunzel know so much stuff? Will Flynn ever be comfortable with his secret fetishes? And just what the hell is Mother G's actual name?

Épisode 13 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame

28 octobre 2014

We watch Disney's 34th animated feature, 1996's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Does Quasimodo realize he's in the friend zone? What kind of kinky stuff is Frollo into? And just how sexy did the animators want Esmeralda to be?

Épisode 14 - Saludos Amigos

5 novembre 2014

We watch Disney's 6th animated feature, 1942's Saludos Amigos. Are these Mad Men-style animators racist? Why is Chan wishing Joe Francis will show up? And just what the hell are Donald Duck and José Carioca saying?

Épisode 15 - The Three Caballeros

11 novembre 2014

Robert Chan joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1944's The Three Caballeros, Disney's 7th animated feature. Will Donald ever fit in with his Latino friends? Why are all the penguins in Antarctica depressed? And just how trippy does this movie get once they go to Mexico?

Épisode 16 - Merry Christmas Carol (Holiday Special 2013)

23 décembre 2014

Holiday Special 2013

Épisode 17 - Home on the Range

6 janvier 2015

Becky Robinson joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2004's Home on the Range, Disney's 45th (and possibly worst) animated feature. What's Alameda Slim's secret weapon? Was Judi Dench awarded royalty for this movie? And just how many burp jokes can you fit in one movie?

Épisode 18 - Mulan

3 février 2015

Sarah Snitch joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1998's Mulan, Disney's 36th animated feature. Is Mushu actually helpful? Is Shang a little bicurious because of Mulan's crossdressing? And just how awesome can a Disney song be? (answer: very)

Épisode 19 - Cinderella

3 mars 2015

Courtoon joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1950's Cinderella, Disney's 12th animated feature. Is there a black mold problem in Cinderella's home? Does Prince Charming have any personality at all? And why doesn't Cinderella have any ears?

Épisode 20 - The Princess and the Frog

17 mars 2015

FLitz joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2009's The Princess and the Frog, Disney's 49th animated feature. Should people be afraid of Voodoo? Does Naveen know safe sex practices? And did Microsoft Sam co-star in this movie?

Épisode 21 - The Great Mouse Detective

7 avril 2015

Nick Skardarasy joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1986's The Great Mouse Detective, Disney's 26th animated feature. Would it hurt to be shot by a mouse gun? Does Fidget the Bat get disability checks? And, seriously, why do so many of you like this movie?

Épisode 22 - Lilo & Stitch

5 mai 2015

Joey Richter joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2002's Lilo & Stitch, Disney's 42nd animated feature. How nice does it feel to dress like a lady? Are social workers bad guys? And why do aliens just kind of look like fish?

Épisode 23 - Hercules

9 juin 2015

Liann Kaye joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1997's Hercules, Disney's 35th animated feature. What powers do Greek gods have? How did Scar end up in Ancient Greece? And just how many nipples are in this movie, anyway?

Épisode 24 - Sleeping Beauty

8 juillet 2015

Greg Hollander joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1959's Sleeping Beauty, Disney's 16th animated feature. Was this film originally planned as a sitcom? Why doesn't Dave ever seem to know what's going on? And scrumps! Scrumps! Scrumps!

Épisode 25 - Oliver & Company

5 août 2015

Laura Holliday joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1988's Oliver & Company, Disney's 27th animated feature. Why doesn't Billy Joel do more acting (as a dog)? Did Taco Bell rip off its chihuahua from this movie? And how much more can we talk about Billy Joel?

Épisode 26 - Treasure Planet

8 septembre 2015

Elliott Morgan joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2002's Treasure Planet, Disney's 43rd animated feature. Why don't more movies have Goo Goo Dolls montages? Are moms allowed on adventures? And just how many times can we say the word 'nubile' in 15 minutes?

Épisode 27 - Hocus Pocus (Halloween Special 2015)

28 octobre 2015

Halloween Special 2015

Épisode 28 - Lady and the Tramp

19 novembre 2015

Mano Agapion joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1955's Lady and the Tramp, Disney's 15th animated feature. Does this movie take place in America? Can anyone understand Lady's bloodhound friend? And just how many animals are trying to eat that baby?

Épisode 29 - Star Wars Holiday Special (Holiday Special 2015)

18 décembre 2015

Épisode 30 - Atlantis: The Lost Empire

23 janvier 2016

Joel Arnold joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2001's Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Disney's 41st animated feature. Will Milo save the Atlanteans and be their white savior? Is it any secret that Rourke's the bad guy? And just how does Kida stay so tan living underground for a thousand years?

Épisode 31 - Wreck-it Ralph

20 février 2016

April Moreau joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2012's Wreck-It Ralph, Disney's 52nd animated feature. Will Ralph ever learn about his troll lineage? Are you supposed to put your hands up in a movie theater? And just how much does this movie make you want candy?

Épisode 32 - Tarzan

26 mars 2016

MaxNoSleeves joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1999's Tarzan, Disney's 37th animated feature. Will Tarzan ever learn any sweet BMX tricks? Does Phil Collins know how easy it is to replace his lyrics? And just what is Kerchak's forearm routine at the gorilla gym?

Épisode 33 - Brother Bear

22 avril 2016

SoundProofLiz joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2003's Brother Bear, Disney's 44th animated feature. How much does a bear weigh? Which bear has the best bear lips? And is Phil Collins a musical genius or do all his songs sound the same?

Épisode 34 - A Goofy Movie (Father's Day Special)

17 juin 2016

Épisode 35 - The Lion King

24 juin 2016

Jon Cozart (of Paint) joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1994's The Lion King, Disney's 32nd animated feature. Why does everyone hate hyenas? Why was the Disney World Pocahontas so mean to Jon? And what do elephants go to the elephant graveyard to do?

Épisode 36 - Pete's Dragon (Special Episode)

10 août 2016

Épisode 37 - Meet the Robinsons

26 août 2016

Briana Roecks joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2007's Meet the Robinsons, Disney's 47th animated feature. Where did Bowler Hat Guy get his baller hat? Why do these characters hang out on rooftops so much? AND HOW MANY CHARACTERS DO WE NEEEEED?

Épisode 38 - Halloweentown (Halloween Special 2016)

21 octobre 2016

Épisode 39 - Tower of Terror (Special Episode)

30 décembre 2016

Épisode 40 - The Fox and the Hound 2

18 février 2017

Épisode 41 - Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas (Bonus Episode)

18 mars 2017

Épisode 42 - Chicken Little

6 mai 2017

Épisode 43 - Bolt

3 juin 2017

Épisode 44 - Make Mine Music

1 juillet 2017

Épisode 45 - The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride

1 octobre 2017

Épisode 46 - The Lion King 1 1/2

31 janvier 2018

Épisode 47 - Fun and Fancy Free

10 mars 2018

Épisode 48 - The Sword in the Stone

29 avril 2018