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Épisode 1 - The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge

7 juillet 2018

Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.

Épisode 2 - The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2

2 août 2018

The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.

Épisode 3 - Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!

4 septembre 2018

Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.

Épisode 4 - No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth

8 octobre 2018

The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thick-as bird. You turd it fear cursed.

Épisode 5 - The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge #5

25 juin 2019

Épisode 1 - Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail

9 septembre 2019

Amy Vorpahl and Erica Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.

Épisode 2 - Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad

9 septembre 2019

John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.

Épisode 3 - Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal

14 octobre 2019

Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.

Épisode 4 - You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad

21 octobre 2019

Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).

Épisode 5 - Climbing Gym Opens On Disappointing Riverwalk

28 octobre 2019

Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.

Épisode 6 - Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles

4 novembre 2019

Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.

Épisode 7 - On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer

11 novembre 2019

Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.

Épisode 8 - Man Turns Home into Home Depot

18 novembre 2019

Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.

Épisode 9 - "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

25 novembre 2019

Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Épisode 10 - Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist

2 décembre 2019

Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.

Épisode 11 - Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona

9 décembre 2019

Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.

Épisode 12 - Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record

16 décembre 2019

Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.

Épisode 13 - We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer

23 décembre 2019

Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.

Épisode 14 - One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars

30 décembre 2019

Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.

Épisode 15 - True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien

6 janvier 2020

Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.

Épisode 16 - Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz

6 janvier 2020

Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.

Épisode 17 - Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys

13 janvier 2020

Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.

Épisode 18 - Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria

20 janvier 2020

Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.

Épisode 19 - Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds

27 janvier 2020

Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.

Épisode 20 - Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?

3 février 2020

A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.

Épisode 21 - Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off

10 février 2020

Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.

Épisode 22 - Moose Running Loose Through the Mall of America

17 février 2020

Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.

Épisode 23 - Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People

24 février 2020

Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.

Épisode 1 - YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)

2 mars 2020

Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.

Épisode 2 - News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car

9 mars 2020

Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.

Épisode 3 - “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms

16 mars 2020

Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.

Épisode 4 - Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube

30 mars 2020

Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.

Épisode 5 - Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

6 avril 2020

Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.

Épisode 6 - BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast

27 avril 2020

Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.

Épisode 7 - News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach

30 mars 2020

Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.

Épisode 8 - Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails

13 avril 2020

Épisode 9 - A Report From the CollegeHumor Office

20 avril 2020

Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.

Épisode 10 - U2 Gets Me Too’d At a Scooby Doo Read-Through

4 mai 2020

Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.

Épisode 11 - Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash

11 mai 2020

Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.

Épisode 12 - Mom Disappointed In Son... Again

18 mai 2020

Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.

Épisode 13 - God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow

25 mai 2020

Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.

Épisode 14 - My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire

1 juin 2020

Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.

Épisode 15 - Hot Dogs Are Made From People (But Still Tasty)

22 juin 2020

Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.

Épisode 16 - Good Morning, River View High!

8 juin 2020

The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.

Épisode 17 - Welcome to Bug News

15 juin 2020

A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!

Épisode 18 - Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians

29 juin 2020

Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.

Épisode 19 - I'm Getting a FaceTime From a Greasy Little Puppet

6 juillet 2020

The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.

Épisode 20 - Handshakes For Men, Hugs For Women

13 juillet 2020

Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.

Épisode 21 - All Hail Cello Chigglers!

27 juillet 2020

Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.

Épisode 22 - Spit In Your Hand To Honor the Troops

3 août 2020

Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that's sweeping the nation. *Note: This episode was written and recorded in 2019, before the tragic passing of Adam Schlesinger.*

Épisode 23 - True Confessions of Real Newscasters

10 août 2020

Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.

Épisode 24 - Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches With a Bowling Ball

17 août 2020

Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.

Épisode 25 - Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest

24 août 2020

Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.

Épisode 1 - A Cavalcade of Carreys

30 avril 2021

Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.

Épisode 2 - Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water

14 mai 2021

The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.

Épisode 3 - Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011

28 mai 2021

The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.

Épisode 4 - Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce

11 juin 2021

The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.

Épisode 5 - The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits

25 juin 2021

The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.

Épisode 6 - Return of Streep Alert

9 juillet 2021

The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.

Épisode 7 - Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding

23 juillet 2021

Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.

Épisode 8 - Grant Uses Others as Puppets To Voice His Opinions

6 août 2021

Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.

Épisode 1 - I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car

20 août 2021

Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

Épisode 2 - Sam Reich Launches Dropout America

3 septembre 2021

Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam Explore the real Sam Reich

Épisode 3 - It's A Classic Virgin Tradition

17 septembre 2021

Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

Épisode 4 - We've Actually Met Before

1 octobre 2021

Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Épisode 5 - Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind

15 octobre 2021

Title says it all.

Épisode 6 - I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer

29 octobre 2021

Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Épisode 7 - Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?

12 novembre 2021

Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

Épisode 8 - Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It

26 novembre 2021

Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

Épisode 9 - True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien (Part 2)

10 décembre 2021

Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

Épisode 10 - Gengar Could Run A Train Through Me

24 décembre 2021

Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts

Épisode 11 - Gilchrest Savoy, The Wealthiest Man of 1906

7 janvier 2022

Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

Épisode 12 - I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman

21 janvier 2022

Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Épisode 13 - Mi Scusi

4 février 2022

Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

Épisode 14 - Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips

18 février 2022

Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Épisode 15 - Fuck Austin Texas

4 mars 2022

Épisode 16 - Magic, Love and Coldplay

18 mars 2022

Épisode 1 - Dropout America 2

12 juin 2023 - 5/5

Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?

Épisode 2 - Who is the Real Raphael Chestang?

26 juin 2023 - 5/5

Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.

Épisode 3 - You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That

10 juillet 2023

Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times. Content Warning: Misophonia (Food Mashing & Tearing) [7:05 - 8:30]

Épisode 4 - The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch

24 juillet 2023

Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.

Épisode 5 - Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge

7 août 2023

Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.

Épisode 6 - Win Sam Reich's Money

21 août 2023

Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.

Épisode 7 - Multigenerational Talent

4 septembre 2023

Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.

Épisode 8 - Breaking News: The Musical

18 septembre 2023

Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.

Épisode 9 - The Confrontation at Simone's House

2 octobre 2023

Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.

Épisode 10 - This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com

16 octobre 2023

Ross, Jaquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.

Épisode 11 - The Rise of Count Dancula

30 octobre 2023

Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.

Épisode 12 - No News Party

13 novembre 2023 - 5/5

Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.

Épisode 13 - Make Katie Laugh

27 novembre 2023

Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?

Épisode 14 - The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns

11 décembre 2023

Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.

Épisode 15 - Puff, Puff, Pass

26 décembre 2023

Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.

Épisode 16 - True Facts About Grant Anthony O’Brien (Part 3)

8 janvier 2024 - 5/5

Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.