Bad Lip Reading

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Année : 2011

Nombre de saisons : 1

Durée moyenne d'un épisode : 6 minutes

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Épisode 1 - "Gang Fight" -- Rebecca Black, as interpreted by a bad lip reader

22 mars 2011

Available on iTunes - http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gang-fight-single/id428350648 Shirts now available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) GANG FIGHT Definite I'm planning on making war Gotta beat those kids no doubt, and I Gotta poo at the house, here we go, let's leave If I think that's it's time I should go I could say "Oy-ee-Oy" gotta bring my chicken Yeah, I know that sounds kinda messed up Gonna get you with my pleasant Nazis, am I right? (Hey guys! Hey Gunter! Hey Hans!) Gonna pay by blood, I'm gonna see it get nasty Gang Fight, Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah Have I brought this chicken for us to eat? Gang Fight! Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw? We got party hats (party hats) Barney, Barney Fight, fight, fight, fight Chicken for us to no eat Everybody acts so serious How am I gonna show that cowboy I'm alive? Fight, fight, this is my fight You're no one and it's unlikely you'll have this My friend is bombed, by the way And I doubt that you'll have this Now you go away, na-na-na And they're so depressing Can't make my body stop doing this Now sing Gang Fight, Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah Have I brought this chicken for us to eat? Gang Fight! Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw? We got party hats Barney, Barney Fight, fight, fight, fight Chicken for us to no eat Yeah Ain't no chicken from China I'm blasting' I'm grabbin' a routine vaccination With chicken and sweet carp on the side Boom, pass it back at you We can free me up like J.J. said Now what kind of meat they was grindin'? Yeah, we gotta wait on our food Bologna Gang Fight, Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah (Gangs!) Have I brought this chicken for us to eat? (No!) Gang Fight! Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw? (Fightin') We got party hats (party hats) Barney, Barney Fight, fight, fight, fight Chicken for us to eat Gang Fight, Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah (FIghtin! Fightin!) Have I brought this chicken for us to eat? (No!) Gang Fight! Gang Fight! The gang is down to fight, yeah Have I brought this chicken for us to thaw? We got party hats (party hats) Barney, Barney Fight, fight, fight, fight Chicken for us to no eat Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 3 - "Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

29 mars 2011

Available on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-poops/id429230110?i=429230115&uo=4 Shirts now available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com LYRICS: Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop Poop I can't think when i gotta poop Poop Poop Poop Poop (Poop!) Poop Poop No eye contact! I'll beat you down! 'Cause you know that that's not scary Hero! You'll never find a human that steals school supplies And if you do Let me know who (who) And I'll beat him down. I like to poop poop out the bad vibes That's right, I'm the best one. And when we do a show I always start with this And then usually around five I'll lay down and Then I poop poop poop on the floor! Piano. Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I forgot to break the mirrors And the spaceship soared away Why not tell me they left? You gotta flush the toilet Yeah, see that's right Professional baby I'm gonna find a chicken fight Then gonna go poo poo Mama told me she wrote me a note She forgot that I'm a soft machine man Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks! When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. I be regular, bitches Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. Yeah I'm going downtown Gotta get me some tissue Fergie used it all up 'Cause she got bowel issues Yeah, she ain't no android You can take my word I'm-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna go poop poop When I'm on the pot after working for hours Watch out down there When i'm dumping my log Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Th-th-th-that's a big one!) Everybody poops And if they don't they're an android And should be destroyed. (Open wide!) Yeah, see that's right Hero! ----------- Original video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m48GqaOz90

Épisode 4 - "BLACK UMBRELLA (The Right Stuff)", a bad lip reading of Miley Cyrus

7 avril 2011

iTunes link: http://tinyurl.com/3wms2bw Shirts now available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Original video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA LYRICS: Just give me that blunt and I'll last all night All night I wish I had like 500 Damn boy, if it hurt the first time Shouldn't be riding inside the whore shack Dude's so crazy, he tryin' to sell me hubcaps Hubcap lover won't get anywhere without That bazooka in the front and then a homie tattoo On his shoulder from a Puerto Rican dude he used to knew A dark threat in the oasis sayin' "go shorty" Listen up, boys We'll have time to play when you go and move that Jaguar Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'ma bring stars to make us bizarre We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff We smokin' the right stuff Extra lemon in my Diet Snapple Makes a girl happy Oh yeah that's right S**t that's right Tea got me jammin' from head to toe Now, why in the world did you treat me As if I didn't understand trigonometry and Tai Chi Inverse cosine (see?) Oh my gosh, there's never gonna be a better Padawan than me "Meshuggeneh Vinny" had a hoopty And the boom boom started moving us Till he proceeded to jump out the train And braid his show-dog, "Tiny Timmy Tokyo" And I'm pregnant But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella I'ma get dumb and bang a wizard We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smoking' the right stuff We smoking' the right stuff Ain't no big cauliflower Pinch me, ow, don't forget to kiss it Please help me down from this swing I got my plasma sword and I'm ready to crank it! Happy tree, I drink smoothies Don't worry dawg, I'm tryin' to find my shrimp In the cabbage patch, pink spaghetti 500 crackers I was saving for my granny Cosmic wings, whoopsie Let's buy two big industrial windmills I already got one Who needs three? Well, the first one... I broke it But right now I'm flying and my crew is on the floor Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella We'll blaze up a blunt in my car We going home to eat, ok? Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff But right now I'm flyin' and my crew is on the floor (samurai) Black Umbrella, Black Umbrella We'll blaze up a blunt in my car We gonna have a bonfire tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah We smokin' the right stuff (Windmill) We smokin' the right stuff Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 5 - "Magic Man" -- a bad lip reading of Ludacris and The Bee Gees

18 avril 2011

Available on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3fpvnnq Original video here: http://tinyurl.com/ycxpsvc Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School I rescued 17 chickens one day I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you My life is a macaroni dream Little white mouses crawl in my bed I'm the Magic Man For real though I know karate and definitely used it on a Low ridin' hobbit on my mountain I said "You know what, this ain't right" And then he farted And I was like "Damn, son, sh** is rude It's my mountain. You wanna pass gas you can go on home." Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill. Julian! Why don't you go decorate a pie? Aww naw, look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees! I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space The Magic Man, got a magic goose No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy And the bitch shot him two times -- bang! -- on his mountain And I had to break it to his son We took a ring from the guy's finger It brought us 200 bills I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico I ain't shoot ANYthing Man, that's crazy! You lookin' for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School There's a gremlin walkin' on my sidewalk I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose Micro-tape True ninja. Magic Man at the Magic School Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose Gang Fight!! My niece had a Shih Tzu But she don't have it no more It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump Spank my wood Till I bleed Or so that I scream "Soufflé!" Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy I wanna touch your booty FLIRT! MILF! I got a fluffy shirt. Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 7 - "Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

12 juillet 2011

iTUNES LINK: http://tinyurl.com/5smbl8a Original video here: http://tinyurl.com/ybs4wqq If that link is blocked, try this one: http://youtu.be/gcF9ICgLqi4 Watch Michael Bublé share his thoughts on "Russian Unicorn": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp37h0yY4j4 Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don't y'all just float off Now you're useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato We're here for too long We gotta run, ok? And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut. I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it When I count to three dismount Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue I think that I ought to confess I drink fire water But I don't want the keys to your van What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn We can shoot a unicorn Girl, I know you'll like the horn And I'm gonna keep you warm Till you wake up in the morning I know you ain't a bitch Oops I didn't mean to do that I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (sniff, sniff) Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it Hey, that's ok girl! Them strawberries look juicy Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We'll probably do it on the couch While my roomie's out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home Bite your tongue And hope my roommate don't come home I got your Barbie zucchini Happy Monsoon Day! And you promised you'd lick it I'm gonna save a mental kitty I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 8 - "Morning Dew" — a bad lip reading of Bruno Mars, feat. Lady Gaga and Jay-Z

9 août 2011

iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3w7lqbh Amazon:http://amzn.com/B005GHZU2U Shirts available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) Original Bruno video here: http://youtu.be/fLexgOxsZu0 Original Gaga video here: http://youtu.be/niqrrmev4mA Original Jay-Z video here: http://youtu.be/0UjsXo9l6I8 MORNING DEW That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah Gonna send flowers to all my foes Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there I'm damp for the easy muffin What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli You got a trophy when you won that thing Aunt Sharona hates a puppet Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone Don't ever make a sick child thick toast Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then Grande taco If I had a furry pet monkey right here Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli One time I drew a pink ice castle with a Green hot dog and three light snacks I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain A midget said speak with an accent So I did just so I could steal his Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain Stop the drama Before I get the sniffles Making happy on my floor, Got a stiffle Boom Bring me my shovel and make one wish Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? Whoopsie daisy Someone's in my backseat Eatin' orange slices Think they took my coffee Went to the club Got a jawbreaker We about to party balls Cuz I'm a rainmaker Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli Keep wanting your morning dew The world's fastest girl might be wrong We popped the cork, now it's time to go away Keep wanting your morning dew I got that crown, I'll knock you out Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I got ten pounds of peanut brittle And a little poodle got it's coat on Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store? Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho. Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 18 - "Kicked Your Monkey" — A Bad Lip Reading of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know"

3 mai 2012

Song available on iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/6qfqpgk LYRICS BELOW Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading Original vid here: http://youtu.be/8UVNT4wvIGY LYRICS: Kicked Your Monkey That was yet another way of working with the Sith They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book Lines, lines, intersecting Oh, lines, lines, lines Intersecting now with paint I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa And the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I kicked your monkey then I used your goat Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night A banana wanted in that crack Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack? Stuff is shooting out of this hole Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door! But the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! (Monkey!) I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!) I used your goat (Monkey!) I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I used your goat Yeah, I used your goat I used your goat Monkey (Monkey!) © 2012 Bad Lip Reading — http://www.badlipreading.com

Épisode 58 - "NOT THE FUTURE" -- Extended Lyric Video

9 février 2016 - 5/5

Extended version of the song featured in the Empire Strikes Back Bad Lip Reading -- LYRICS BELOW! iTUNES: http://apple.co/1XgsfXw AMAZON: http://bit.ly/1ooYMiv GOOGLE PLAY COMING SOON LYRICS: I think it’s about time that I walk away, walk away So I turn around to walk away but then I look back Sad lady make me turn and walk away again Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Please remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Well, I messed up Yeah, I made a mistake I can’t sleep Have to find your place soon My tailor’s awesome All the people looking Rolling like I’m platinum You know I’ve gone a long way to change my mind about us since I seen you But I’m talking at my robot as you mill about the city And I’m on my way Girl, there’s something that you need to know Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Ahhhh, space station blown away (It’s not the future) Ahhhh, floating in the diaper tank (It’s not the future) Ahhhh, space leprechaun fade away (It’s not the future) Ahhhh, cyborg with no big boy words to say (It’s not the future) Get turnt Get real turnt Get turnt Get, get real turnt Well I’m a jaywalker Got a lot of fresh damage, oh no I can’t always be around to Explore foreign love Overflowing for your love At night I’m sure that when we argue makes me dream about those demon fishies It’s not the way that it’s meant to be and I bless your outfit Mmmm, that’s a good choice What is he saying? I don’t understand Listen girl I hope the heartbreak leaves me on the weekend Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day It’s a place where Little furry creatures dance but they’re not teddy bears They’re an alien equivalent And they may rage in familiar trees But it’s not the Redwoods you see Alien trees on an alien moon, oh-oh It’s something else indeed Alien trees on an alien moon, oh-oh Time to break it down Break it down, down, down, down Yeah, I was big in Japan I was king of Ping Pong Yeah I was bad at tuba And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce Master, I need one of these Do they come in threes? ‘cause I need to squeeze them Yeahhh Yeah, I was big in Japan I was king of Ping Pong Yeah I was bad at tuba And I’m sure you’d like me to bounce Sometimes that moment when you wish you could run and hide Is when you find you need a new hyperdrive We all sometimes wish we could get away And if you try Then you gotta just make sure if you hide in a cave that it’s Really not some giant space snake Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Even though it looks like it’s the future It’s really a long, long, time ago When there were knights And they got into fights Using sabers of light Just remember Even though some things look so familiar They’re not really on Earth Yeah, it’s a galaxy far, far away Alien DNA walking ‘round every day And no one notices Get turnt Get real turnt Get turnout Get, get real turnt It’s not the future Get turnt Get real turnt Get turnt Get, get real turnt It’s not the future Ben's musical lecture on the perils of love... iTUNES!: http://itunes.apple.com/album/id1070988438?ls=1&app=itunes AMAZON!: https://amzn.com/B019SBYC1O Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading Follow on Twitter! http://twitter.com/badlipreading WATCH THE OTHERS! "STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading" http://bit.ly/1QNXdoj "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading" http://bit.ly/1O7C9E4 "RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading" http://bit.ly/1NylqKI

Épisode 86 - "SAMPLE OF MY PASTA" — A Bad Lip Reading of BTS

14 septembre 2018

If the music video for BTS' "Idol" sounded more like it looks.... Available on iTunes, Spotify, Amazon, and Google Play. Follow on Instagram and Twitter: @badlipreading Like on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/badlipreading #BTS #BLR #Sampleofmypasta LYRICS I am starving I need some bread First we dance Now I go and sit down Oh it's my turn Get to stomp all around Oh wow, there's a jet in the sky! Oh no dang! All these giraffes give me glances cuz I dance in the sun Oh now I kick cuz there's dust in my lungs Can anybody tell me where I am? Always wonder why it smells like the trash If you know what I mean CUTE BIRD! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I SAY NO NO! And then I say YES YES YES Hey look a motorcycle I do this and glisten in the sun and I know YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! Paint the sofa, go to bed Steal some snow then buy an egg Show your muscles, work on walking You know how to dance! BAGA BAGA! I'm gonna get some peaches, gonna put 'em in a pan And then I'll pour the onions in AND NOW I SPIN! I'm tough! Yeah, I'm a quality koala teacher At least I'm better than these people on the floor Y'all are freaking me out, then I dance kinda hard Gonna sit down here -- OW! Somebody must have lost a spiky ball! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I SAY NO NO! And then I say YES YES YES I'm riding on a leopard And now I'm punching out my rage and I know YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! I'm feeling low Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo Yeah, I'm feeling low In my soul SO I KEEP ON DANCING! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! YOU TOOK A SAMPLE OF MY PASTA! I'm feeling low Gotta stop the train while I go boo-hoo Yeah, I'm feeling low In my soul

Épisode 96 - "MY STICK!" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Last Jedi

26 décembre 2019

Yoda lectures Luke on the merits of his beloved stick. "MY STICK!" merch: https://bit.ly/3hoEhzF Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! LYRICS (below): Knock you in your head with my stick With my stick You gon' have a mark from my stick From my stick My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick (I don't wanna) Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr Yeah, you want my stick Thunk your coconut with my stick Look at my stick You gon' feel the wrath of my stick Fear my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm It's my perfect stick My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon Why'd you get so crotchety and mean? Look at my stick Why'd you drink that creature's milk, it's green? Got me sick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't use my stick But it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm Don't you love my stick? No, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my perfect stick My stick and me take walks every day Past the hooligans down by the ocean When they laugh at my stick then they learn How my stick is much denser than bacon Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (so cute) But when I would sleep little piggy kept waking me up (sold him) People often fight about which birds are the best birds (do they?) But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pick up my stick Keep your mitts of my stick I disappear for years then reappear Right here to cheer about my cool stick When I was a little bitty kid Little bitty kid I had not yet found my mighty stick Then I did! Mm-hmmm I could break your stick using just my brain My stick?! I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain Not my stick! My stick, my stick My stick is better than bacon Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm You can't touch my stick I don't want your stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp Yeah you want my stick I mean, it's just a stick! Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm It's my big boy stick Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (it turns out) Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (it's poison) Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (it hurts good) Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst I kiss my stick, it's my stick You can't pickup my stick Keep your mitts off my stick Everyone can see it's better than bacon My stick is my friend born from a log Everyone can see it's better than bacon #starwarstheriseofskywalker #babyyoda #badlipreading

Épisode 101 - "MONSTER RUN" — A Bad Lip Reading of BTS

31 octobre 2020

BTS sing about monsters during this Halloween edition of Bad Lip Reading. https://lnkfi.re/monsterrun Follow on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook! LYRICS BELOW: Yeah, first they fall through the trees And then you know they pull you down into the leaves Until you’re dead They got me trembling, ohhhh Now I’m pedaling my bike to get away But I been caught They lurk around around your bed You know they lie underneath but They break into your world every night Can you see the monster with your skin? Now it’s prowling about again Yet it’s hiding outside the light It’s a spooky thing to see your rug has a bump Take an axe and bust that spooky stuff all night I think there’s a lot of zombies where we’ll die Oh oh oh oh oh it's a monster, run! Away Awayy Ohhhh it’s a monster run away Away Awayyyy Oh oh oh oh oh it’s a monster, run Yes they know all the grimmer things Like how to cut your soul out They wrap around my bod Oh that was my bones Now they’re liquid dominoes A tentacle up my nose And now get ready for the best part A zibbadee doobadee day Who will exit and who will stay? I wanna text you when I do cry ‘Cus my hand is a crispy chunk I want a dollar, I’m gonna rip it Let me tie you up in this crypt You’re in the darkness And surrounded by ghosts I see them and I need to go I could be a bad guy Or just a sad guy I met the evil architect in the night The dark and prickly tongue Twin tentacles so long They can hang your spine on the backyard tree Next they bite my cheek and then they crawl inside of my brain Then I catch the pizza boy and he just goes insane Now you need to run away (run!) Away (run!) Away Ohhhhh it’s a monster run (run!) Away (run!) Away Oh oh oh oh oh it’s a monster, run! They stand in my road They line their palms with cheetah coats They want to steal my soul I wish I could not hear their weird annoying moaning You can’t see my lines I could be singing poppycock You’ll have to take my word And just trust me that I’m not You should be afraid Run run run Run away Yeah that's what I say Ohhhhh it's a monster, run! Away Awayyyy Ohhhhh it's a monster, run! I think I’m fading I’ve fallen down help me RUN music and lyrics © 2020 Bad Lip Reading #Halloween #BTS #badlipreading

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Épisode 1 - "Gang Fight" -- Rebecca Black, as interpreted by a bad lip reader

Épisode 2 - "Asian Baby" - Justin Bieber and Rascal Flatts "That Should Be Me", cover by a bad lip reader

Épisode 3 - "Everybody Poops" - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

Épisode 4 - "BLACK UMBRELLA (The Right Stuff)", a bad lip reading of Miley Cyrus

Épisode 5 - "Magic Man" -- a bad lip reading of Ludacris and The Bee Gees

Épisode 6 - "Hot Jumping Beans" -- another bad lip reading of Justin Bieber and Rascal Flatts

Épisode 7 - "Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

Épisode 8 - "Morning Dew" — a bad lip reading of Bruno Mars, feat. Lady Gaga and Jay-Z

Épisode 9 - "Rick Perry" — A BLR Soundbite

Épisode 10 - "Trick The Bridesmaid" — a Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama

Épisode 11 - "Michele Bachmann": a BLR Soundbite

Épisode 12 - "Mitt Romney" — A BLR Soundbite

Épisode 13 - "Herman Cain" — A BLR Soundbite

Épisode 14 - "Beard With Glue" — a Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 15 - "Ron Paul" — A BLR Soundbite

Épisode 16 - "Rick Santorum" — A BLR Soundbite

Épisode 17 - "Newt Gingrich" — A BLR Soundbite

Épisode 18 - "Kicked Your Monkey" — A Bad Lip Reading of Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Épisode 19 - A Bad Lip Reading of Rick Perry's "Strong" Ad

Épisode 20 - "Bush & Clinton" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite

Épisode 21 - "Jeff, Who Lives At Home" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 22 - "YETI" — A Bad Lip Reading of Coldplay

Épisode 23 - "More Mitt" — A Bad Lip Reading Soundbite

Épisode 24 - "Edward and Bella" — A Bad Lip Reading of Twilight

Épisode 25 - "The Hunger Games" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 26 - "Paul Ryan's Video Diary" — A Bad Lip Reading of Paul Ryan

Épisode 27 - "Eye Of The Sparrow" — A Bad Lip Reading of the First 2012 Presidential Debate

Épisode 28 - "Iraqi Gold" — A Bad Lip Reading of "The Campaign"

Épisode 29 - "2012 Debates Highlights" — A Bad Lip Reading of the 2012 US Presidential Debates

Épisode 30 - "MORE TWILIGHT" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Épisode 31 - "SHADOW PICO trailer" — A Bad Lip Reading of One Direction

Épisode 32 - "THE NFL : A Bad Lip Reading" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

Épisode 33 - "Inauguration 2013: A Bad Lip Reading: — A Bad Lip Reading of Barack Obama's Inauguration

Épisode 34 - "LA FWAY" — A Bad Lip Reading of Beyoncé

Épisode 35 - "2013 Independent Spirit Awards: Best Screenplay Nominees" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 36 - "PETER & GWEN" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Amazing Spider-Man

Épisode 37 - "The Walking (And Talking) Dead" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead

Épisode 38 - "MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD" EXTENDED TRAILER — A Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones

Épisode 39 - BONUS AND EXTENDED SCENES — "MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD"

Épisode 40 - "MORE NFL" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

Épisode 41 - "TWILIGHT III" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE

Épisode 42 - "SING-SONG CONTEST OF AMERICA" — A Bad Lip Reading of American Idol

Épisode 43 - "MORE WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD: PART 1" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead Season 4

Épisode 44 - "CARL POPPA" — Lyric Video

Épisode 45 - "MORE WALKING (AND TALKING) DEAD: PART 2" - A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead Season 4

Épisode 46 - "OBSIDIOTS: Live From District 11" -- A Bad Lip Reading of Catching Fire

Épisode 47 - "MORE HUNGER GAMES" -- A Bad Lip Reading of Catching Fire

Épisode 48 - "NFL 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

Épisode 49 - "REDNECK AVENGERS: TULSA NIGHTS" — A Bad Lip Reading of Marvel's The Avengers

Épisode 50 - "FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS: 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Republican Debate

Épisode 51 - “FIRST DEMOCRATIC DEBATE HIGHLIGHTS: 2015” —- A Bad Lip Reading of the First Democratic Debate

Épisode 52 - "RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading"

Épisode 53 - "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading"

Épisode 54 - "STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading"

Épisode 55 - "BUSHES OF LOVE" -- Extended Lyric Video

Épisode 56 - "NFL 2016: Part One" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

Épisode 57 - "NFL 2016: PART TWO" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

Épisode 58 - "NOT THE FUTURE" -- Extended Lyric Video

Épisode 59 - "TED CRUZ" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 60 - "BERNIE & HILLARY" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 61 - "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL" (SNEAK PEEK) — Bad Lip Reading and Disney XD Present:

Épisode 62 - "HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL: A BAD LIP READING" -- Bad Lip Reading and Disney XD Present:

Épisode 63 - "CRUZ TALKS TRUMP" — A Bad Lip Reading of Ted Cruz

Épisode 64 - "DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 65 - "DEBATE NIGHT!" — A Bad Lip Reading of the first 2016 Presidential Debate

Épisode 66 - "PRESIDENTIAL POETRY SLAM" — A Bad Lip Reading of the Second Presidential Debate

Épisode 67 - "SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

Épisode 68 - "INAUGURATION DAY" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration

Épisode 69 - "NFL 2017" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL

Épisode 70 - "THE FORCE AWAKENS: A Bad Lip Reading" (Featuring Mark Hamill as Han Solo)

Épisode 71 - "MAYWEATHER VS. MCGREGOR" — A Bad Lip Reading

Épisode 72 - "SOY PABLO" Extended Trailer -- A Bad Lip Reading of Narcos, a Netflix Original Series

Épisode 73 - "STRANGER THINGS: A Bad Lip Reading"

Épisode 74 - "HOSTILES ON THE HILL" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

Épisode 75 - "CHRISTMAS IS HERE!" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump

Épisode 76 - "[KARAOKE] Seagulls! (Stop It Now!)" — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

Épisode 77 - "TRUMP ANTHEM" — A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump