Troisième planète après le Soleil

Épisode 1 - Brains and Eggs

9 janvier 1996 - 3.8/5

Solomon discovers that human bodies can produce feelings, and he's feeling attracted to a college professor with whom he shares an office.

Épisode 2 - Post Nasal Dick

16 janvier 1996 - 3.5/5

Quand Tommy tombe malade après avoir embrassé Dina, sa partenaire de labo, les autres aliens tombent également malades pour la première fois et pensent qu'ils sont en train de mourir.

Épisode 3 - Dick's First Birthday

23 janvier 1996 - 3.7/5

Quand Nina se renseigne sur la date de naissance de Dick pour mettre ses dossiers à jour, il ne comprend pas le concept de l'âge et d'agir selon son âge. Dick informe les autres aliens qu'ils doivent savoir quel âge ils ont et quand ils sont nés.

Épisode 4 - Dick Is From Mars, Sally Is From Venus

30 janvier 1996 - 3.5/5

Dick donne à Tommy la tâche de considérer le lycée. Pendant ce temps, Sally, dans sa quête de découverte du sexe, va a un rencard et rentre à la maison en riant bêtement, toute émoustillée. Elle est dévastée quand Brad, son rencard, ne l'appelle pas comme promis.

Épisode 5 - Dick, Smoker

6 février 1996 - 3.6/5

Sally se plaint à Dick qu'en tant qu'adjointe, elle ne peut jamais prendre de décisions. Dick croise des étudiants de sa classe dans un restaurant. L'un d'eux fume et Dick est fasciné parce que ça lui donne un air sophistiqué. Dick décide de s'y mettre et se retrouve accro à la première bouffée.

Épisode 6 - Green-Eyed Dick

13 février 1996 - 3.6/5

Dick ressent le besoin d'affection, et quand un câlin de Harry ne suffit pas, il pense au Dr Albright. Il ressent de la jalousie pour la première fois quand le Dr Albright se montre chaleureuse envers un ami qui débarque soudainement.

Épisode 7 - Lonely Dick

20 février 1996 - 3.7/5

Sally a pour mission de faire des recherches sur les secrets de beauté des femmes. Tommy croise August, une fille de l'école. Quand le Dr Albright quitte la ville pour quelques jours, Dick se sent dévasté et abandonné.

Épisode 8 - Body & Soul & Dick

27 février 1996 - 3.9/5

Les relations sont tendues entre Tommy et sa petite-amie August quand Cheryl, une cheerleader, fait surface. Dick, Sally et Harry se rendent à une fête en l'honneur du Dr Hanlin, un membre de la faculté détesté de tous. Quand le docteur meurt en plein milieu de la fête, Dick est confus quand il apprend que le docteur, appréciant son honnêteté, souhaitait qu'il fasse son éloge funèbre.

Épisode 9 - Ab-Dick-ted

4 mars 1996 - 3.7/5

Dick confie au Dr Albright que lui et Sally n'arrêtent pas de se disputer, et Mary lui dit que c'est pareil avec son jeune frère Roy. Mais quand Dick rencontre Roy, il l'apprécie immédiatement et l'inviter à dîner, pendant lequel Roy raconte une histoire selon laquelle il aurait été enlevé par un vaisseau alien dans un champ de maïs. Mary est embarrassée et les Solomon alarmés.

Épisode 10 - Truth or Dick

12 mars 1996 - 3.9/5

Le Dr Albright use de flatteries pour convaincre Dick d'aller à une réunion du personnel à sa place, mais Dick se met le groupe à dos en révélant innocemment les vraies pensées de la docteure, à savoir que ce sont de vieux bonhommes insupportables et ennuyants. Le Dr Albright en veut à Dick qui apprend que la vérité peut être relative.

Épisode 11 - The Art of Dick

19 mars 1996 - 3.7/5

Sally dirige une vente de gâteaux à l'école de Tommy et grâce à des techniques de l'armée, forme les autres mères et battent des records de vente. Dick et Harry prennent des courts d'art où Mary Albright apprend la peinture et Harry, qui n'a jamais excellé dans quoi que ce soit sur Terre, se découvre un véritable talent.

Épisode 12 - Frozen Dick

26 mars 1996 - 3.7/5

Harry a un nouveau job dans un club vidéo et prend son travail très au sérieux. Tommy est l'un de ses premiers clients, il loue une vidéo sur un spectacle de magie de David Copperfield en pensant que ça lui évitera de lire le roman de Dickens. Dick persuade le Dr Albright de l'accompagner à Chicago pour recevoir un prix en anthropologie, mais ils se retrouvent coincés dans une tempête de neige.

Épisode 13 - Angry Dick

2 avril 1996 - 3.7/5

Les Solomon rencontrent leurs voisins les Muller, qu'ils observaient de loin jusqu'ici. Dick propose à Frank Muller de devenir amis, lequel est curieux mais réactif. Cependant, quand les Solomon vont les voir à trois heures du matin et avouent aux Muller les avoir espionnés, leur amitié prend un coup. Dick trouve cela injuste et ressent de la colère pour la première fois.

Épisode 14 - The Dicks They Are A-Changin'

9 avril 1996 - 3.6/5

Quand Nina dit à Dick que Stanford n'a pas de registre à son nom et que Dick s'offusque, le Dr Albright découvre qu'il est impossible d'obtenir des réponses claires sur le passé de Dick. Elle devient alors certaine que Dick est en réalité Manny Rosenberg, un activiste pendant les années 60 qu'elle a connu et qui se cache du FBI depuis des décennies.

Épisode 15 - I Enjoy Being A Dick

21 avril 1996 - 3.9/5

Quand Dick confronte Sally sur son problème d'addiction au shopping, elle décide qu'il est temps qu'elle et Harry trouvent du travail pour gagner de l'argent. Se sentant exclu quand Nina et le Dr Alrbight passent du temps entre filles, Dick s'habille en femme et s'incruste dans une réunion pour femmes dans la salle des profs, exprime son ressenti et humilie le Dr Albright.

Épisode 16 - Dick Like Me

23 avril 1996 - 3.8/5

Quand Dick et Sally rencontrent le professeur de Tommy, ils apprennent qu'il a du mal à s'intégrer. Sally est plus intéressée par le beau professeur, M. Randell. Les aliens sont perplexes quand Tommy annonce qu'il leur faut une identité ethnique puisque pour eux, tous les terriens se ressemblent. Dick fait des recherches sur le problème.

Épisode 17 - Assault With A Deadly Dick

30 avril 1996 - 3.8/5

Quand ils se font voler leur autoradio alors qu'ils sont au centre commercial, Harry et Sally vont le signaler au commissariat et discutent de mesures de sécurité. Dick pense qu'ils exagèrent, mais quand il se fait voler au distributeur, il perd foi en l'humanité et demande que justice soit faite.

Épisode 18 - Father Knows Dick

7 mai 1996 - 3.6/5

Tommy se moque de Dick car il fait tout ce que le Dr Albright lui dit de faire. Sally, Harry et Nina le rejoignent, alors par rébellion, Dick informe Mary qu'il ne viendra pas à sa fête, mais qu'il ira à un enterrement de vie de garçon dans un club de strip-tease.

Épisode 19 - Selfish Dick

14 mai 1996 - 3.7/5

Quand Dick apprend que le Dr Albright a obtenu un bureau plus grand et le laisse avec un nouveau collègue excentrique, il est dévasté et tente de la faire revenir. Mais elle refuse, alors Dick passe quelques coups de fil.

Épisode 20 - See Dick Run

21 mai 1996 - 3.8/5

Tommy a envoyé un rapport au chef des aliens, l'Énorme Cerveau Central, pour dire que Dick perdait du temps à courir après une terrienne. Quand Dick l'apprend, il est déterminé à sortir avec le Dr Albright. Nina intervient au nom de Dick, et le Dr Albright accepte d'aller dîner dans un restaurant japonais où Dick la surprend avec ses prouesses de chef.

Épisode 1 - See Dick Continue to Run (1)

22 septembre 1996 - 3.8/5

Alors que Dick est emprisonné dans le sous-sol, le plan du Méchant Dick est de mettre enceinte toutes les femmes de l'Ohio. Avec Dennis Rodman comme guest-star.

Épisode 2 - See Dick Continue to Run (2)

22 septembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Avec l'aide des autres aliens, Dick s'échappe du sous-sol et gagne contre Méchant Dick. Dennis Rodman revient en tant que guest-star.

Épisode 3 - Hotel Dick

29 septembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Choqué du traitement des aliens dans un blockbuster de science-fiction, les Solomon vont à une convention de science-fiction pour se faire entendre. Pendant ce temps, la première expérience de Sally dans un hôtel la rend accro au service de chambre.

Épisode 4 - Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space

6 octobre 1996 - 3.6/5

Les Solomon ont des problèmes relationnels. Sally et M. Randall se querellent, et Dick leur recommande de faire l'amour pour régler le problème. Harry a un rencard à l'aveugle en vidéo, et August teste la fidélité de Tommy.

Épisode 5 - Much Ado About Dick

13 octobre 1996 - 4.1/5

Quand Albright a peur d'être vue avec Dick en public en tant que couple, les Solomon découvrent l'obsession des humains de ce que pense autrui. Pendant ce temps, Sally fait des étincelles quand elle croise l'officier Don et décide de devenir policière, ce que Dick lui interdit. Quand à lui, Tommy est frustré de ne pas avoir de moyen de locomotion.

Épisode 6 - Dick the Vote

27 octobre 1996 - 3.7/5

Quand Harry se porte candidat au conseil municipal, Dick découvre la complexité du système démocratique et a du mal à faire le bon vote.

Épisode 7 - Fourth and Dick

3 novembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Pendant la fête des anciens élèves de Pendleton, Dick apprend l'importance de la place de la compétition pour l'être-humain. Tommy a le béguin pour sa professeur de chant. Sally fait de Nina sa meilleure amie. Harry décroche un boulot d'agent de sécurité.

Épisode 8 - World's Greatest Dick

10 novembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Pour flatter son égo, Dick force Tommy à aller dans une école pour enfants surdoués. Sally, quand à elle, est prise pour une drag-queen et Harry s'essaye à la magie.

Épisode 9 - My Mother The Alien

17 novembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Mme Dubcek demandent aux Solomon de garder son neveu, encore bébé. Dick découvre qu'il n'est pas très doué pour s'occuper d'êtres-vivants quand il tue le poisson du Dr Albright.

Épisode 10 - Gobble, Gobble, Dick, Dick

24 novembre 1996 - 4/5

Sally devient irritante dans son rôle de femme quand Dick invite Mme Dubcek et sa fille Vicki pour le repas de Thanksgiving. Mais Harry et Vicki s'entendent bien. La fête bat son plein quand Tommy se bat avec Dick et s'enfuit dans une salle de billard.

Épisode 11 - Dick Jokes

8 décembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Jaloux, Dick décide de montrer à Mary combien il est drôle après qu'elle a demandé à un autre professeur de présenter une levée de fonds universitaire qu'elle organise. Pendant ce temps, Harry perd son chat bien-aimé, et Sally construit une étagère pour y ranger ses chaussures, ce qui donne lieu à beaucoup d'humour digne du vaudeville.

Épisode 12 - Jolly Old St. Dick

15 décembre 1996 - 3.9/5

Les Solomon vivent leur premier Noël. Dick est désabusé, mais finit par trouver l'esprit de Noël. Sally décroche un boulot où elle emballe des cadeaux au centre commercial. Harry devient l'assistant du Père Noël mais découvre que ce n'est pas le vrai. Tommy essaye de trouver le cadeau parfait pour August. Albright se soûle avec des gâteaux au rhum.

Épisode 13 - Proud Dick

5 janvier 1997 - 3.9/5

À cause de sa fierté pour sa place de parking, Dick quitte son travail à l'université pour un job dans un fast-food. De son côté, Harry perd la mémoire et devient paranoïaque à penser que les aliens vont prendre le contrôle de la Terre.

Épisode 14 - Romeo & Juliet & Dick

12 janvier 1997 - 3.7/5

Quand Tommy demande à Dick de réaliser sa production du lycée de "Roméo et Juliette", Dick prend son rôle un peu trop au sérieux. Tommy est accessoiriste et quand Mme Dubcek boit la potion de sommeil de Juliette, Harry prend sa place et divertit ses amis. Sally demande à l'officier Don de régler le problème d'amendes de stationnement du Dr Albright mais celui-ci ne peut rien y faire.

Épisode 15 - Guilty as Dick

2 février 1997 - 3.8/5

Alors qu'il rend service au Dr Albright, Dick se foule la cheville et découvre le pouvoir de la culpabilité. Harry, qui voudrait avoir sa propre chambre, emménage dans une cabane dans un arbre. Pendant ce temps, Tommy utilise Sally pour vendre du chocolat pour une collecte de fonds pour l'école.

Épisode 16 - Dick on One Knee

16 février 1997 - 3.7/5

Un français demande à Sally de l'épouser pour pouvoir rester dans le pays. Sally planifie son mariage et donne des taches à la famille. Tommy découvre qu'il a un talent pour l'art floral. Pendant ce temps, Dick est inspiré pour parler mariage avec le Dr Albright.

Épisode 17 - Same Old Song and Dick

9 mars 1997 - 3.5/5

Sally et Harry échangent de travail. Sally découvre que le boulot de Harry est plus compliqué qu'il n'y paraît, tandis que Harry apprécie de s'occuper de la maison et y trouve une raison d'être. Tommy découvre, pour son plus grand plaisir, qu'August n'est pas parfaite.

Épisode 18 - I Brake for Dick

16 mars 1997 - 3.7/5

Coupable d'avoir roulé sur un écureuil, Dick devient activiste pour les droits des animaux, et impose ses opinions au Dr Albright et à sa famille. Pendant ce temps, Tommy écrit une lettre à un chroniqueur après avoir oublié de demander à August d'être sa cavalière pour le bal de printemps.

Épisode 19 - Dick Behaving Badly

23 mars 1997 - 3.5/5

Quand la famille accuse Dick d'être dominé par Albright, Harry l'aide à prendre confiance en lui. Pendant ce temps, Sally et Tommy se confrontent au Monopoly.

Épisode 20 - Dickmalion

13 avril 1997 - 3.7/5

Le Dr Albright échoue à se faire accepter de la haute société de Rutherford, alors que Dick se fait accepter mais découvre que ce n'est pas aussi bien qu'on le dit. Pendant ce temps, Sally et Harry essayent la lutte. Pour impressionner une fille, Tommy arbore le style punk à l'école.

Épisode 21 - Sensitive Dick

27 avril 1997 - 3.8/5

Dick est contraint de prendre des cours de sensibilité car il est trop dur avec ses étudiants et l'un d'eux s'en est plain. Harry accompagne Vicki à sa réunion d'anciens élèves du lycée. L'officier Don essaye d'apprendre à Tommy à conduire.

Épisode 22 - Will Work For Dick

4 mai 1997 - 3.7/5

Quand Nina se sent insultée, elle en a assez et démissionne. Harry devient le secrétaire de Dick et du Dr Albright.

Épisode 23 - Fifteen Minutes of Dick

11 mai 1997 - 3.8/5

Sally devient une pseudo-célébrité quand elle frappe Mark Hamill dans un restaurant, et Dick est jaloux. La vie de lycéen de Tommy est affectée par la célébrité de Sally. En tant qu'assistant de Sally, Harry a pour obsession de maintenir Sally tout en haut.

Épisode 24 - Dick and the Single Girl

11 mai 1997 - 3.7/5

Une bibliothécaire intelligente et timide est attirée par Dick, et Sally se rend compte pourquoi elle est attirée par l'officier Don, c'est à cause de son uniforme. Pendant ce temps, Tommy et Harry écrivent un épisode pour la série "X-Files : Aux frontières du réel".

Épisode 25 - A Nightmare on Dick Street (1)

18 mai 1997 - 3.3/5

Quand le Dr Albright annonce qu'elle part à Bornéo pendant un an, Dick décide de la demander en mariage. À cause de son anxiété, Dick fait son premier cauchemar, ce qui mène les autres aliens à penser que son cerveau est en rupture, ce qui stresse Sally et Tommy.

Épisode 26 - A Nightmare on Dick Street (2)

18 mai 1997 - 3.5/5

Épisode 1 - Fun with Dick and Janet (1)

24 septembre 1997 - 3.5/5

Dick receives an unpleasant order from the home planet on the hour-long third-season opener: he must marry the Big Giant Head's niece Janet. As Sally, Harry and Tommy escort Janet on the rocket to Earth, the bride-to-be sets out to prove that she's a true domestic goddess, brushing up on her skills by reading The Joy of Cooking, The Joy of Sex -- and The Joy of Yiddish. But a defiant Dick is sticking by Mary; whether Mary will stick by Dick is another question. Meanwhile, Janet's arrival in Rutherford is anything but quiet: Officer Don suspects that aliens have landed.

Épisode 2 - Fun with Dick and Janet (2)

24 septembre 1997 - 3.7/5

Épisode 3 - Tricky Dick

8 octobre 1997 - 3.7/5

Dick and Mary take out their frustrations about their broken engagement on each other and begin an elaborate game of practical-joke one-upmanship, while Sally eyes her disinterested yoga instructor and Tommy reluctantly joins a garage band, with Harry as his roadie

Épisode 4 - Dick-In-Law

15 octobre 1997 - 3.7/5

Dick inadvertently lets a huge skeleton out of Mary's parents' closet when he accompanies her on a trip to see her folks, while Sally adjusts to new closet space when she temporarily moves in with Nina.

Épisode 5 - Scaredy Dick

29 octobre 1997 - 4.2/5

Dick turns out to be a scaredy cat when faced with the prospect of a physical exam. Meanwhile, Sally and Tommy house-sit at Albright's house on Halloween night -- that's bad news for neighborhood trick-or-treaters -- and Harry stays home alone, except for some very weird noises coming from the basement.

Épisode 6 - Moby Dick

5 novembre 1997 - 4.2/5

Dick is forced to diet when he discovers he's put on an enormous amount of weight.

Épisode 7 - Eleven Angry Men & One Dick

12 novembre 1997 - 4.2/5

Dick longs for the chance to administer his "unique brand of jurisprudence" when he's called for jury duty; Sally falls for an "artist" [ to Officer Don's chagrin ]; and Tommy and Harry help Albright with a "preverbal" project [ they must remain mute for five days ].

Épisode 8 - A Friend in Dick

19 novembre 1997 - 4.3/5

Dick, friendless after his breakup with Albright, tries to shoehorn Officer Don into his life as best friend and constant companion... with mixed results. Sally shanghais the slickly popular dancer Peter Connelly ("King of the Jig") to Johnny Foam's Cafe as a sacrificial lamb for her moody artist boyfriend Seth, and is horrified to learn that rather than the dark and tortured soul the fell for, Seth is a poseur... and a jig fan. Harry tries to get a job so he can buy Tommy some roller blades, but lacking the required diploma, he must first weather the indignities of night school.

Épisode 9 - Seven Deadly Clips

3 décembre 1997 - 3.3/5

The Solomons reflect on their sinful ways in an episode that illustrates their misdeeds in clips from past episodes.

Épisode 10 - Tom, Dick and Mary

3 décembre 1997 - 4.2/5

Tommy tells Dick he'd really like to meet a woman closer to his real age, say someone like Angie Dickinson. Sally says it's time for her to go out and look for a real job. Dick thinks Harry's watching far too much television and orders him to give it up for a week. Tommy goes to Mary's to return her magnifying glass that Dick has broken, and Mary observes how immature Dick is. They start talking and are immediately engrossed in a discussion about the Aztecs. Their mutual attraction is obvious. Sally is hired as an assistant by Webber, a man who's very impressed by her appearance and couldn't care less about her lack of typing skills. Dick is wild with curiosity when Mary has a lunch date with a mystery man named Tom. August tries to resume her relationship with Tommy, but he tells her he's seeing someone. Tommy asks Dick if he's still interested in Mary, and Dick pretends he couldn't care less; Tommy couldn't be happier. Sally likes her new job, but she's already been advised that she

Épisode 11 - Jailhouse Dick

17 décembre 1997 - 4.2/5

Dick thinks he's doing the right thing when he offers to personally rehabilitate a criminal, but winds up doing more harm than good; Sally tries to help Mary find a new home for Pepper; and Harry struggles to complete a book report on Little Women.

Épisode 12 - Dick on a Roll

7 janvier 1998 - 4/5

Dick hurts himself playing in a wheelchair, which puts him in one for real -- and turns him into an angry advocate for handicapped rights. Meanwhile, Dubcek's daughter Vicki visits but decides to become celibate, much to Harry's chagrin.

Épisode 13 - The Great Dickdater

21 janvier 1998 - 3.9/5

Dick decides that it's time to date again, so he goes to Sally and Officer Don for advice; Harry and Tommy find a wallet with $200 in it, and return the money to the owner.

Épisode 14 - 36! 24! 36! Dick! (1)

25 janvier 1998 - 3.9/5

Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha [ Cindy Crawford ], who's been won over by Harry's simple charms,

Épisode 15 - 36! 24! 36! Dick! (2)

25 janvier 1998 - 4.2/5

Venusians disguised as gorgeous babes plot to plunder Earth of its riches in an uproarious episode that climaxes at Super Bowl XXXII in San Diego. When hordes of beautiful women start showing up in sleepy Rutherford, Ohio -- and seem enthusiastic about dating average Joes like Dick, Harry, Tommy, and Officer Don - Sally suspects that something's amiss. Before she can warn anyone that the women are really Venusians bent on dominating Earth, they discover her and force her to become one of them. The Solomon men embark on a country-wide search for Sally that ends at the Super Bowl, where the lethal lovelies have planned to unleash their most devastating weapon yet -- the ultimate beer commercial, designed to enslave mankind into coughing up the rest of their pricey consumer goods. In the supervixens' lair, the Solomon men seem defeated, but with the help of Sally, who only pretended to turn against them, and Venusian Mascha (Crawford), who's been won over by Harry's simple charms, Dick an

Épisode 16 - Pickles & Ice Cream

28 janvier 1998 - 3.9/5

Harry's pet follows him to Earth -- in human form; Sally visits her first gynecologist and decides to pretend she is pregnant.

Épisode 17 - Auto EuroDicka

4 février 1998 - 4.1/5

Dick has casual sex with a woman he meets in line at the movies, then doesn't understand why Dr. Albright gets upset when he keeps talking about the encounter. Dick learns that the woman is the mother of one of his students, Bug, whose father and brothers pay a visit to Dick in an effort to teach him to show a little more respect. Sally decides she needs her own car, and she, Harry, and Tommy learn about the joys of shopping at a used car lot, where they learn that the salesman is decidedly not a "friend who's there to help."

Épisode 18 - Portrait of Tommy as an Old Man

25 février 1998 - 4/5

Tommy, tired of having to handle all of the "kid" duties [when in reality he's the oldest member of the mission], decides to retire. After he spends some time at a retirement home, he changes his mind, realizing that a big part of what makes you old is acting -- and being treated - like your old. Dick, thinking that Mary is anguished because she never got a chance to fulfill her fantasy of becoming a torch singer, tries to help her to realize that dream. He learns that sometimes the choices we make between two career paths can be right on the money. In a moment of weakness, Officer Don steals a pair of Sally's panties, and makes a series of vain attempts to return them without being caught in the act.

Épisode 19 - Stuck with Dick

25 février 1998 - 4.1/5

Dick wants to get back together with Mary, so he's in luck when they find themselves locked in the school library overnight. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry and Tommy search for Dick. Their first (and only) stop: Mary's house.

Épisode 20 - My Daddy's Little Girl

1 avril 1998 - 3.9/5

Albright's father walks out on his wife and into Sally's life, while Harry walks into Rutherford College's vacant radio studio and begins his career as a shock jock.

Épisode 21 - The Physics of Being Dick

15 avril 1998 - 3.9/5

Dick demands that Sally and Harry go to work, so she signs on as Albright's research assistant and he gets a job tending bar. Then Dick decides on a career change for himself (he wants to be a cop) after a disastrous Career Day at Tommy's school.

Épisode 22 - Just Your Average Dick

28 avril 1998 - 4/5

John Cleese puts his zaniness to good use in a two-part guest shot as a new professor who's even nuttier than Dick. And smarter. He's hotshot Dr. Liam Neesam, and he's a little too good at everything he does. He makes his first appearance in Part 1, as Albright (Curtin) is getting fed up with the fact that Dick -- and the rest of the Solomons, for that matter -- are "weird." "It's like being around the Addams Family," she moans. So Dick sets out to make his brood "average," and succeeds so completely that Albright finds him boring. Enter the off-kilter Dr. Neesam, who she thinks is kind of charming.

Épisode 23 - Dick and the Other Guy

28 avril 1998 - 4.1/5

Dick has a rival for the title of Pendelton's nuttiest professor -- and a rival for Albright's affections -- with the arrival of the mysterious Dr. Liam Neesam. Meanwhile, Sally feels that she's losing her touch with men after Don seems to lose interest in her.

Épisode 24 - Sally and Don's First Kiss

6 mai 1998 - 3.8/5

Sally turns to romance novels for inspiration when it's time for her first kiss with Officer Don. Unfortunately, whether they try it on a windy, moonlit bluff or in the Solomons' kitchen, the kiss just isn't special enough. Sally becomes resigned to breaking up with Don, but when she goes to the police stable to tell him, the magical combination of horses, thunder, lightning, and Don's newfound forcefulness combine to make Sally realize Don's the guy for her after all. Dick is perturbed because Lucy the cafeteria lady charges him -- and only him -- for crackers. Realizing he has no control over her inexplicable dislike for him allows him to free himself from being bothered by her unjust treatment. Harry graduates from night school, and he and fellow classmates Mrs. DeGuzman and Larry reminisce about all the great times they had together during their ten-week enrollment.

Épisode 25 - When Aliens Camp

13 mai 1998 - 3.9/5

Dick takes the family camping as a mission bonding activity. At the campsite, the family and Mary all become angry with Dick -- the family because he lies about bringing Mary along after he tells them it's "family only," and Mary because he tells her the family doesn't mind she's coming along. After they all cast him out, Dick goes off by himself and attempts to form a new society with a troop of Beaver Scouts he encounters. The Solomons assume Dick is lost and set out to find him. They (especially Sally, who resents her command being usurped) initially reject Mary's offers of help in finding Dick... until they realize she knows a lot more about the outdoors than they do.

Épisode 26 - The Tooth Harry

20 mai 1998 - 4/5

Mary is asked to appear in a new Pendelton University promotional video. Dick whines until he is also allowed to participate. Unfortunately, neither of them shares the director's vision of what their "performances" should be like, and they are unceremoniously replaced by other "actors" (including Tommy). Harry volunteers to drive Nina to the dentist. A romance develops, but fizzles when the money Harry leaves under Nina's pillow as a Tooth Fairy reward is misinterpreted, and Nina, highly offended, throws him out. Officer Don gives Sally a key to his apartment, but his glee soon turns to gloom when she starts seeing the place as less of a love nest and more of a one-woman party zone that she can trash whenever she wants to. When Don calls her attention to her inconsiderate behavior, she apologizes -- but he still takes back his key.

Épisode 27 - Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary

20 mai 1998 - 4/5

The Solomons wind up their third season -- and perhaps their mission on Earth -- with a romantic dinner party that turns predictably raucous. The chef is Tommy, who has just "come out" as a gourmet. The guests: Dick and Mary, Don and Sally and Harry and Mrs. Dubcek's amorous daughter Vicki, who is back in his life. The trouble is, Vicki's jealous ex-boyfriend is hot on her trail. He's also hot to "put a hurt" on the competition and kidnaps Harry just before he transmits a message from the Big Giant Head. The other Solomons miss the communique, which promises devastating consequences for the family.

Épisode 1 - Doctor Solomon's Traveling Alien Show

23 septembre 1998 - 3.5/5

Discovering that Harry has been kidnapped, the other aliens search for him, somewhat handicapped by the fact that the Big Giant Head is punishing them for not filing their reports by shutting down Dick's higher brain functions.

Épisode 2 - Power Mad Dick

7 octobre 1998 - 3.8/5

When Mary is named the new dean, Dick assumes her power also applies to him, and wastes no time in firing his nemesis from the lunchroom, Lucy -- who immediately files a grievance. Meanwhile, an excited Sally prepared to lose her virginity to Don, but finds herself unable to discuss the event with anyone.

Épisode 3 - Feelin' Albright

14 octobre 1998 - 3.9/5

When Sally learns that she's not Don's first girlfriend, she is consumed with retrospective jealousy and determines to track down his exes. Meanwhile, Dick learns what it's like to be the dean's boyfriend when everyone ignores him at a function except the other "faculty wives". He decides to prove his worth by staging a fashion show to raise money for repairs to the campus statue, but succeeds in raising only $100 above expenses. Meanwhile, Harry and Tommy "creep out" Mrs. Dubcek by setting themselves up in business with a lemonade stand.

Épisode 4 - Collect Call for Dick

21 octobre 1998 - 3.8/5

After Dick almost bites into a "Fuzzy Buddy" in a fast-food restaurant burger, he becomes obsessed with the collectibles. Meanwhile, Tommy goes overboard on school spirit when he becomes the basketball team's mascot. The Solomons confront the collector mentality when they discover Fuzzy Buddies -- highly collectible small plush animal toys. Sally enjoys the thrill of the hunt and the prospects for financial rewards, Harry just thinks they're cute, but for Dick it's deeper -- he enjoys the sensation of collecting until it gets to be like a drug for him, and his family and friends have to do an intervention. In an effort to instill "pep" into Tommy, the basketball coach forces him to become the team mascot, "Hootie the Owl." Initially contemptuous, Tommy finds that folks (especially cute cheerleaders) dig him when he's in costume, and the power goes to his head. When the team loses, Tommy, high on school spirit, tackles the coach, landing him in the principal's office.

Épisode 5 - What's Love Got To Do, Got To Do With Dick?

28 octobre 1998 - 3.6/5

Dick, frustrated because busy dean Mary never seems to have time for him, finds himself increasingly enchanted with his new officemate, Jennifer. Confused by his feelings, he vows to resist the attraction, but it's too much for him -- they kiss. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's friend Eric, then takes it as a personal insult when it doesn't turn out to be a love match. She schemes to bring them back together, but the only passion she manages to ignite between them is their rabid dislike for each other -- hardly a satisfying victory for Sally. Tommy fixes up the "Love Tester" machine at the bar where Harry works, then is miffed that he can't make it go higher than "Cold Fish."

Épisode 6 - I Am Dick Pentameter!

4 novembre 1998 - 3.9/5

Dick tells Mary he thinks they should see other people, and she laughingly agrees, not knowing he already has a candidate lined up--new officemate Jennifer. Dick is fascinated by Jennifer's intoxicating giggle, her adorable penchant for rhyming, and the brave way she copes with her numerous food allergies. Just as a furious Albright learns of Dick's new dalliance, he begins to grow less and less enchanted with Jennifer's eccentricities (particularly the rhyming), and to regret ever having ended things with Mary. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy question the limited functions of the kitchen and the living room, and decide to design an Uber-room with the best elements of each--"the Klivingtchen."

Épisode 7 - D3: Judgement Day

11 novembre 1998 - 4/5

Dick decides to dump Jennifer and finagle his way back into Mary's heart as an uproarious three-part romantic misadventure concludes. Dick, who has been driven to distraction by Jennifer's allergies and constant rhyming, is in luck, at least as far as Mary is concerned: she's seen him with Jennifer and is willing to eat some crow to win him back. It would seem that Dick holds all the cards. Now all he has to do is play them. Meanwhile, Officer Don turns Sally on to the joys of bowling, and comes to wish that he hadn't.

Épisode 8 - Indecent Dick

9 décembre 1998 - 4/5

When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendelton for a model search, the Solomons react to the issue of nudity in different ways. The idea intrigues Sally, who decides to pose---which infuriates Don, who chooses to cancel his lifetime subscription. As for Dick, he encourages Sally, but becomes apoplectic when he learns that Mary posed for art photos 20 years before. And Harry? He simply takes off his clothes. "I just wanted to find out if this whole clothes thing is just a big scam," he explains. Meanwhile, Tommy's overdressed: he wants to impress his new lab partner Alissa.

Épisode 9 - Happy New Dick!

15 décembre 1998 - 3.9/5

As the New Year approaches, Dick is in despair because he feels he hasn't accomplished anything all year. Meanwhile, Don gives Sally a necklace, then earrings, for Christmas but she wants more. Dick, pondering the significance of New Year's Eve, fears that he's done nothing of consequence in 1998. When he mistakenly thinks it's midnight a few minutes early, he embraces Mary and dances with her in the snow -- a perfect moment that he later realizes was not only his most meaningful act of 1998, but also a lovely way to start 1999. Harry hires Larry and Mrs. DeGuzman to work at Happy Doug's Bar with him, but they're both so dang lazy, he fires them both on New Year's Eve. Officer Don gets upset that Sally takes advantage of his nice-guy nature, and he lays down the law -- her cutesy, little-girl cajoling will no longer work on him. Sally realizes that with her feminine appeal comes a great deal of responsibility for using it benevolently, and she vows to do better in the New Year. Tommy,

Épisode 10 - Two-Faced Dick

5 janvier 1999 - 3.7/5

The Big Giant Head grants Sally's three-year-old request for a "gender reassignment" - and switches her body with Dick's. Meanwhile, Harry takes over Happy Doug's bar while Doug is on vacation. Responding to a three-year-old request from Sally that she be given a male body, the Big Giant Head switches Sally's body with Dick's. Each of them has to cope with all the thorny details of gender reassignment, including such specifics as how to deal with men's catcalls, and where to find cute shoes in Dick's size. Plus, each of them has to successfully maintain the other's romantic relationship. They each get as far as a kiss, but before things go any further, their request to switch back is granted, leaving them both far more knowledgeable about what it's like to be a member of the opposite sex. Also, vacationing Doug leaves Harry in charge of the bar, which turns ugly when some tough-looking bikers start hanging out there. Just when Harry and Tommy have decided that the bikers aren't such ba

Épisode 11 - Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons

12 janvier 1999 - 3.9/5

Dick receives an invitation to a family reunion that was meant for someone else, but decides to put down 'roots' and pass himself off as Richard Solomon, the long-missing nephew of Abe and Florence Solomon in Indiana. But acquiring an extended family proves to have its drawbacks when Dick, Sally Harry and Tommy go to Indiana with Mary to meet their new relatives and discover the reason why the real Richard Solomon dropped out of sight 43 years ago. While Harry immediately clicks with crotchety Uncle Abe, Cousin Jacob is decidedly frosty to Dick. Meanwhile, Cousin Janine is more than frosty (she's downright freaked) when Tommy tries to get friendly with her. "We're very distant cousins," he wails. "You have no idea how distant we are."

Épisode 12 - Dick and Taxes

2 février 1999 - 3.9/5

After three years on the planet, the Solomons finally learn about an organization called the IRS. They also learn that they owe it $9500. What to do? Dick's idea: "We can lie." Dick's never paid taxes, and after trying to fill out the forms himself, he enlists Mary's help. When he sees how much he owes, he decides to be the only American ever to think of the brilliant idea of cheating on his taxes. When Dick gets an audit notice, Tommy has to fudge an explanation for what each family member has been doing for the past six years. The auditor, however, doesn't buy any of it -- even the "we're aliens" defense, which he's heard before. The Solomons agree to pay their hefty tax bill, and thank their lucky stars their true identities are still a secret. As part of the tax deception, Sally pretends she had a failed home business -- a hair salon -- but when she puts up the sign, women start pouring in. Sally enjoys the camaraderie and the gossip, but never quite gets the hang of cutting hair,

Épisode 13 - Sally Forth

9 février 1999 - 3.6/5

When Sally tells Officer Don she can't take living with Dick, Harry, and Tommy anymore, he assumes that she wants him to propose. Sally realizes, however, that what she really wants is to start living as an independent woman, and they tearfully break off their engagement. When Dick has a tenant-landlord dispute with the Dubceks, he casts Harry out of the family for consorting with the enemy. The situation escalates to the point where Dick, frozen and filthy, is reduced to squatting in his apartment without benefit of heat or lights. The feud ends when Dick realizes he was so preoccupied that he didn't pay attention to an important milestone in Sally's life -- her all-too-brief engagement. When Alissa, the girl of his dreams, gets detention, Tommy works hard to get punished as well, in the hopes that it will provide him with the perfect opportunity to ask her out.

Épisode 14 - Paranoid Dick

16 février 1999 - 3.7/5

Albright's feeling a little uncertain about her waning power at the college, and Dick eggs her on into full-blown paranoia. As a result, she gets caught breaking into another professor's office looking for evidence of a nonexistent conspiracy against her, and winds up losing her deanship. Meanwhile, Vicki Dubcek convinces Sally that the perfect thing to help her get over her breakup with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen. Vicki and Sally engage in the rituals of backstage flirtation with a seductive Neil Diamond impersonator. Harry manages to win big at gambling without getting hooked, but loses all of his winnings to the lure of the casino gift shop.

Épisode 15 - The House That Dick Built

23 février 1999 - 3.7/5

Dick feels like his control over the mission is falling to pieces when Sally decides to move out, and Harry considers having a baby with Vicki Dubcek. Dick tries to sabotage Sally's attempts to find a new place, but Sally decides to rent the apartment over Mrs. Dubcek's garage, Dick breaks in, posing as an intruder, to scare Sally into moving back home, but she beats the tar out of him. Meanwhile, Harry's debating whether or not he should have a baby with Vicki because he's unsure, both of his and Vicki's parenting abilities, and of the consequences of human/alien interbreeding. The two of them drop in on the house where Tommy's helping Alissa baby-sit so Harry can take the baby for a "test drive." When he sees how good Vicki is with the baby, he knows everything's going to be fine. Also, Tommy tries to figure out whether or not he's officially Alissa's "boyfriend."

Épisode 16 - Superstitious Dick

2 mars 1999 - 3.9/5

Dick receives a chain letter, but hesitates to discard it when he sees all of the ill fortune that befalls Mary after she scoffs and tosses hers out. When Dick does throw his away, he worries that he won't receive the prestigious physics grant he's applied for, and becomes obsessed with oddball charms and superstitious behaviors he thinks will bring him luck. What he doesn't realize until too late is that his weird behavior itself has caused him to lose the grant. Sally discovers the wonders of the Hardware Stop Superstore with the help of hunky and extremely competent employee Justin, and begins concocting problems just to spend time with him. Harry, whose orange shirt looks exactly like the Hardware Stop uniform, is baffled when other customers keep asking him to help them make keys, weigh bags of nails, and answer hardware questions. Also, chagrined that Alissa seems to have a massive crush on the Rutherford Ice Hogs' star hockey player, Tommy becomes concerned that he's not manly e

Épisode 17 - Y2dicK

16 mars 1999 - 3.7/5

Dick, who's never figured out computers, decides it's time to get plugged in. He discovers e-mail and the internet, and withdraws completely from the physical world, relying on take-out food, chat rooms, and live video feeds, and shutting out people, fresh air, and sunlight. When Mary tries to drag him away, he knocks over a Big Gulp cup, shorting out his system. Venturing outside to find the fuse box, Dick realizes that his computer wasn't keeping him connected to the world -- it was keeping him separated. Sally and Tommy go to buy a new TV set, but the more they learn about the available technology, the less satisfied they are with each purchase they make, until they've upgraded themselves into near-bankruptcy. Sadder but wiser, they return their expensive audiovisual equipment to the store. Also, Harry's all for trying to have a baby with Vicki, until the whole medical-science part of it makes it impossible for him to get in the mood. He tells Vicki it's the natural way or no way, a

Épisode 18 - Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon

6 avril 1999 - 3.9/5

Sally meets a suave Italian-American man at a restaurant. He woos her, and when she learns he goes by the name of Sammy "The Butcher" Marchetti, she and Tommy are thrilled because they assume he's a mobster. Sammy asks Tommy to run errands for him, and Tommy's excited to be working as -- he assumes -- a bag man for the Mob. When Sally and Tommy learn that Sam's not actually a Mafioso but a real butcher, his appeal fades, and they both lose interest in him. Mary, concerned that she and Dick need to work on their communication skills, convinces him to go to a couples retreat. To her dismay, her good intentions get turned around as everyone there -- including Harry and Vicki, the poster children for public displays of affection -- embraces Dick for his openness, and criticizes Mary for her emotional unavailability.

Épisode 19 - Citizen Solomon

29 avril 1999 - 3.9/5

Now that Sally's moved out and won't clean for them anymore, the male Solomons decide that it's time to get a maid. They hire Mary's cleaning woman, Cathy, an inscrutable woman who makes their place sparkle. Overwhelmed by the results, the Solomons begin thinking of Cathy less as help and more as a treasured family member -- despite the fact that Cathy gives them no encouragement to do so. Meanwhile, Sally, jealous of the guys' affection for Cathy, decides that she'll turn the tables -- if Cathy can "steal" Sally's family, Sally can steal Cathy's. Finally, Cathy, tired of the Solomons' intrusion into her private life, quits. Also, Tommy joins the staff of the school paper and is made editor, displaying a penchant for unearthing scandals both real and imagined. Busy with his new duties, Tommy assigns ex-girlfriend August to review Alissa in "My Fair Lady." August's review is unflattering but honest, and Tommy, true to his journalistic ideals, decides to run it. When confronted by a tear

Épisode 20 - Alien Hunter

4 mai 1999 - 4/5

A mysterious woman, Charlotte, turns up in Dick's life, claiming first to be auditing his class, then to be writing an article about him, then to be an "intellectual groupie." She charms Sally, Tommy, and Harry, who are happy to oblige when she offers to help plan the surprise birthday party that Dick has demanded they throw him. Dick is too busy having his ego stroked, and the family is too busy being grateful for her help, to wonder what Charlotte's real story is -- which they regret when they learn she's an alien hunter, come to dissect Dick's brain with the help of her hulking son, Ned. Although Charlotte's called all the invitees to tell them the party's canceled, they begin showing up anyway, interrupting the skull-cutting process. Ned ties them all up in Mrs. Dubcek's basement. Sally, Harry, Tommy, Don, and the others run upstairs just as the FBI arrives to capture Charlotte, a well-known crackpot who has mistakenly thought any number of innocent citizens to be aliens. The Solom

Épisode 21 - Dick vs. Strudwick

11 mai 1999 - 3.9/5

Dick's faculty nemesis, Dr. Vincent Strudwick, writes a physics book that's hailed as a work of genius. When Dick realizes that writing a better book would expose him as a superior alien being, he seeks another means of getting even, finally seizing on Strudwick's displeasure at learning that his teenage daughter Alissa is dating dreaded Solomon spawn Tommy. Dick manipulates Alissa to cause trouble between her and her father, and the conflict comes to a head at the taping of a TV panel show about Strudwick's book, which erupts into Jerry Springer-style fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Sally and Don, feeling "lonely" since their breakup, find themselves succumbing to "ex sex." Also, once Albright befriends a group of misfit Nobel laureates who are in town to hail the publication of Strudwick's book, she can't shake them -- they've imprinted on her like a litter of helpless kittens.

Épisode 22 - Near Dick Experience

18 mai 1999 - 3.9/5

When Sally, Harry, and Tommy narrowly miss being crushed by a chandelier at a restaurant, their near-death experience fills them with a new reverence for life -- and fills Dick with jealousy that he wasn't able to share this deep experience. The newly enlightened trio volunteers at a soup kitchen for the homeless, and Dick signs up for a wilderness hiking trip with Mary, hoping like the dickens that he'll lose his footing and find serenity via a near-death experience of his own. While Dick is trying desperately to have his own near-miss with death, the others learn that their new appreciation for every leaf, every bird, and every fellow man is fading rapidly with the passage of every hour. Sally, Tommy, and Harry have just about returned to being their blasé, uncaring selves just as Dick joins them on the roof, bursting with news about how he's just managed to escape death's clutches in a car accident. Now Dick's found a new love for life, but he's still the odd man out.

Épisode 23 - Dick's Big Giant Headache (1)

25 mai 1999 - 3.9/5

The Big Giant Head announces his plans to visit the Solomons in person to chastise them for their poor mission performance. Dick tells Sally to move back in, orders Harry to stop trying to father a baby with Vicki, and tries to prepare Mary for the arrival of his old "college chum," worrying privately that the supreme leader might not find her to have been a suitable use of his time. The family goes to the airport to meet the Big Giant Head (William Shatner), a drunken good-time charlie who's taken the name of "Stone Phillips," and who, in short order, moves in and takes over their lives. Dick quickly loses favor with Stone, who's unimpressed both by his choice of girlfriend and his leadership skills. Stone is, however, quite taken by everything about Sally, especially the length of her legs and the shape of her torso, and decides to make her the High Commander instead of Dick. Meanwhile, Harry keeps trying to avoid Vicki, but eventually he tells her that they need to cool the baby thi

Épisode 24 - Dick's Big Giant Headache (2)

25 mai 1999 - 3.9/5

Reeling in the aftermath of his demotion, Dick has to get used to taking orders from everyone else in the crew -- even Harry -- a humiliating experience that makes it difficult for him to perform sexually. Even though she didn't want to believe the family's taunts about the reasons for her promotion, Sally finally realizes Stone only made her High Commander because of her looks. Stone makes a pass at Albright, who declines and tells Dick, who's psyched that Stone's changed his mind about Mary. Stone goes to the prom with Tommy and Alissa, where a drunken Stone dumps a punchbowl over Alissa's head, then serenades the promgoers -- including a bedazzled Vicki, who decided it was finally time to attend her junior prom -- with "Close To You." In the high school hallway, Stone encounters Vicki and "beams" her up to his "bachelor pod" for some lovin'. The next morning, Vicki turns up pregnant, and her pregnancy develops to full term in a matter of moments. Stone, who had been planning to make

Épisode 1 - Episode I: The Baby Menace

21 septembre 1999 - 3.9/5

Greatly relieved when Vicki's baby turns out to be human, the aliens are freshly alarmed to discover that she intends to sell her story to the tabloids.

Épisode 2 - Dick for Tat

28 septembre 1999 - 3.7/5

After he learns that Mary once had a fling with Dr. Strudwick, Dick determines that he must retaliate -- but he has to convince Mrs. Strudwick to take part in his plan.

Épisode 3 - The Fifth Solomon

2 novembre 1999 - 3.9/5

The Solomons don't realize how fond they are of their car until Dick wrecks it. Meanwhile, Harry finds out about insurance.

Épisode 4 - Dial M for Dick

9 novembre 1999 - 3.7/5

The Solomons attend an interactive murder mystery at a mansion, but they don't have a clue that other guests are actors and that the action is scripted.

Épisode 5 - Dick & Tuck

16 novembre 1999 - 3.7/5

After seeing Mary and Nina drooling over a photo of Harrison Ford, Dick looks into the possibility of undergoing plastic surgery. Meanwhile, Harry has his outlook changed after the surgeon assesses his features and pronounces them perfect.

Épisode 6 - Dick, Who's Coming to Dinner?

23 novembre 1999 - 4.4/5

The Solomons learn about racism when they mistakenly attend a white power rally, then enter a poetry contest for elementary school students.

Épisode 7 - Sex and the Sally

30 novembre 1999 - 4.2/5

While Sally finds out about birth control and Dick learns about tipping, Tommy and Harry discover the rewards of panhandling.

Épisode 8 - Charitable Dick

14 décembre 1999 - 4/5

Dick finds out what it means to be charitable when he attends a charity auction and gets into a bidding war with Strudwick over a worthless painting. Meanwhile, Sally tries to stop snoring, and Harry and Tommy attempt to write a new statement for the Solomons' mission.

Épisode 9 - The Loud Solomon Family: A Dickumentary

11 janvier 2000 - 4/5

Albright gets a grant to make a documentary about the Solomons, whom she admits she has been studying for the past four years and has concluded are "the typical American family." Taking this as the ultimate tribute to the success of their secret mission, Dick orders everyone to cooperate, but when the action begins, all sorts of dramatic revelations occur. To cover up their true secret, the aliens find themselves inventing escalating cover stories: Sally is really a lesbian, Tommy wets his bed (but only because Dick beats him), Harry is an alcoholic, and Dick -- well, Dick is a posturing, authoritarian fool. Who'd have thought it?

Épisode 10 - Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

25 janvier 2000 - 4.3/5

When the aliens' washer and dryer break down, Harry, Tommy and Sally discover a whole new world at the laundromat: the men flirt outrageously, while Sally becomes the Judge Judy of laundry offences. Meanwhile, Mary suggests that she and Dick expand their social lives by finding another couple to spend time with, and when the other couple starts to avoid them, they assume it is because of Dick's bizarre behavior -- only to discover it's she they don't like.

Épisode 11 - Dick Puts the 'ID' in Cupid

8 février 2000 - 4.2/5

When he learns that Mary is seeing a therapist, Dick's paranoid about what she might be saying about him. Meanwhile, Tommy's intimidated about having sex with Alissa when he finds that it won't be her first experience. When Mary's rebellious niece Tiffany comes on to him, he is only to happy to dispose of his virginity -- and to inform Alissa he has solved "their" problem. (Can this be the end of Alissa?)

Épisode 12 - The Big Giant Head Returns

22 février 2000 - 4.2/5

William Shatner reprises his role as the Solomons' supreme leader, the Big Giant Head, who returns to Earth to claim his son. Even though he's startled at first that the 6-month-old doesn't resemble a warrior, Stone Phillips (the Big Giant Head's earthling name) quickly becomes a proud papa. He also falls head over heels for the infant's mom, Vicki, who has abandoned her trashy look. But she despises him and has no plans to give up his heir. This causes a frightened Dick (to find himself between a Stone and a hard place when ordered to either make Vicki love the leader--or die!

Épisode 13 - Rutherford Beauty

22 février 2000 - 4.2/5

Dick gets in trouble with Mary when he shares with her his compulsive erotic fantasies about Nina. Sally tries everyone's patience when she becomes a fanatical follower of a lifestyle guru a la Marta Stewart, and Mary asks her to cater her dinner party.

Épisode 14 - This Little Dick Went to Market

14 mars 2000 - 3.8/5

Dick decides that since the Solomons have come to Earth during the greatest bull market in history, he should get in on the action. But when Dick and Tommy realize they've only made a measly 35 percent on their investments, greed takes over and they take matters into their own hands. Meanwhile, Sally feels "emasculated" by (and Harry falls in lust with) Rutherford's newest rookie cop Janice -- the largest, strongest, toughest woman they've ever seen.

Épisode 15 - Youth is Wasted on the Dick

21 mars 2000 - 4/5

Dick tries to experience youth for the first time by partying with his students during spring break, but his drunken antics are wasted on Mary, who is trying to relive a favorite, and more relaxing, family outing instead. Meanwhile, Sally, Harry, and Tommy become enthralled with a no-nonsense state criminal investigator, who takes over Officer Don's command post when the police set up a stake-out in the Solomon's attic to spy on a suspected video pirate in the neighborhood.

Épisode 16 - Dick Strikes Out

28 mars 2000 - 4.2/5

When a new chancellor shakes things up at Pendleton, Dick gets a striking idea and convinces his fellow faculty members to resign en masse. Meanwhile, Tommy takes a job at a pretzel stand at the mall, but finds that working for girlfriend Alissa isn't as much fun as he expected.

Épisode 17 - Shall We Dick?

18 avril 2000 - 4.2/5

Over Mary's objections that she can't dance, Dick insists that together they can win the school Badger Day dance contest. Meanwhile, Sally and Alissa become pals -- and when they go clothes shopping together, Tommy's frustrated because Sally has a chance to see Alissa naked in the dressing room. Meanwhile, when Harry and Nina join the contest, it soon becomes clear to Dick that if he wants to win, he'll have to change partners to dance. A competitive Dick enters the Badger Day dance contest but when his tangle footed partner Mary quits in disgust, he commandeers Harry's date, the more nimble Nina, out from under his nose. Elsewhere, just when it appears that Sally will finally become friends with Alissa, she turns vindictive when Alissa accidentally walks in on Officer Don and sees him "au natural."

Épisode 18 - Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

2 mai 2000 - 4/5

Dick and Harry tumble down an abandoned airshaft, prompting a televised search-and-rescue headed by an eccentric Scottish expert known as "the Hole," who promptly clashes with an agitated Sally over his unorthodox rescue method. Meanwhile, down in their dark prison, an excitable Dick finally loses control while Zen-like Harry remains cool and calm. Above ground, Tommy tries to make a fast buck by hawking souvenirs of his trapped friends.

Épisode 19 - Frankie Goes to Rutherford

9 mai 2000 - 4.5/5

Frank, a former student of Mary's, returns for a lecture series and makes Dick (unaware Frank is gay) jealous. When Frank confesses he has a secret, Dick jumps to the conclusion that Frank is also an alien, "comes out" to Frank, and is soon cavorting in Rutherford's finest gay bar while thinking it is a hangout for other covert aliens. Meanwhile, the other Solomons plan a bank robbery, but fall prey to mutual suspicion.

Épisode 20 - Dick Solomon's Day Off

16 mai 2000 - 4.3/5

While Dick discovers the pleasures of faking "a sick day," the other Solomons find new kicks listening to cell-phone calls on Officer Don's misplaced scanner.

Épisode 21 - The Big Giant Head Returns Again (1)

23 mai 2000 - 4/5

It's troubled relationship time in the season closer. The Solomons' supreme commander arrives with a troubled marriage to Vicki and a surprise for one of the gang: he's in love. Meanwhile, Harry summons up the courage to ask new police recruit Janice out on a real date; and Sally becomes convinced that Alissa is preparing to dump Tommy.

Épisode 22 - The Big Giant Head Returns Again (2)

23 mai 2000 - 4/5

Épisode 1 - Les Liaisons Dickgereuses

24 octobre 2000 - 3.4/5

Mary's rich, spoiled sister Renata arrives in Rutherford. Dick formulates a plan to help Mary get the best of her once and for all. But Dick's falls in temptation when he gets a chance to live a life of luxury.

Épisode 2 - Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

31 octobre 2000 - 3.8/5

In an attempt to reconcile with Alissa, Tommy goes to her house with the feeble excuse that she still has the beer tap they rented for the senior party and he needs to return it. Strudwick snidely tells Tommy that he thought Alissa had given him his walking papers. But Alissa surprises her father by leaving the house with Tommy carrying a suitcase (containing the beer tap). A few hours later Strudwick goes to the Solomons' apartment looking for Alissa. Mrs. Dubcek observes that the evidence points to an elopement. Dick and Strudwick enlist Mary's help and drive off to stop the wedding.

Épisode 3 - Indickscretion

14 novembre 2000 - 3.6/5

Dick invites Sally and Don to join himself and Mary on a date. But when the conversation turns to their sex lives, Don and Mary have adverse reactions. Meanwhile, Dick and Harry take a road trip, but only get as far as the gas station.

Épisode 4 - Dick'll Take Manhattan (1)

21 novembre 2000 - 3.4/5

Dick, Sally and Harry are bourd so they go to another dimension (through their shower) where they are all very rich famous and living in New York.

Épisode 5 - Dick'll Take Manhattan (2)

28 novembre 2000 - 3.6/5

Things aren't going well in the Solomons' parallel universe and they want to go home.

Épisode 6 - Why Dickie Can't Teach

5 décembre 2000 - 3.8/5

Tommy can't decide where to go to college, and Dick is really pushing Pendleton: when it's all said and done, Princeton and Pendleton both serve fish sticks. Dick says he'll give Tommy a personal tour of the campus. Harry wants to go too but the other aliens remind him that he's not going to college. Meanwhile, Sally's upset that Don's not included in a newspaper article on Rutherford's ten most powerful men; she can't fathom how this is possible. Sally says maybe she's let Don down; maybe she hasn't thrust greatness upon him. It's time to rebuild him into the powerhouse he's never dreamed of being. On campus, Mary tries to help Dick recruit Tommy, but Tommy just wants to sit in on a class. Sally decides to throw a power brunch to turn Don into a success; she invites everyone on the top ten list plus other important townspeople. At the brunch, she wangles an assistant's job for Don with Gus DeMarmel, president of DeMarmel lunchmeat; never mind that Don has absolutely no business experi

Épisode 7 - B.D.O.C.

12 décembre 2000 - 3.6/5

The aliens give Tommy a big send-off to college, including two cases of beer and a fake ID, but as he's leaving Sally and Harry get ready to interview his replacement. The candidates have materialized in the closet and are ready and waiting. Both aliens are sold on Christie, an extremely efficient young woman, until they meet the incredibly handsome Bryce. Sally's bowled over by Bryce and hires him on the spot. Harry's upset, but he's quickly overruled. Meanwhile, Dick drops Tommy off at his dorm, and they reminisce about all the missions they've been on together. Sally's loving every minute that Bryce is around, but after Bryce's first day on the job, Dick decides to go get Tommy and bring him back. Tommy's already enjoying college and flirting with girls. Dick arrives and tries to convince Tommy to come home and go to Pendleton if he must go to college, but Tommy says he's not leaving. He does manage to convince Tommy that to impress the girls and really make a name for himself he ha

Épisode 8 - Red, White & Dick

19 décembre 2000 - 3.8/5

After attending a football game and observing how enthusiastically the crowd sang "The Star Spangled Banner," Dick observes that humans have a deep love for their country of origin. They'd better get with the program or they'll look very suspicious. He assigns Tommy the study of the documents that created this country. Harry will cover anthems and epic poetry. Sally will do a microfiche search. Harry is put in charge of equality, since clearly it is one of the foundations of this country. Mary contributes that America offers so many freedoms: press, speech, assembly. Her family came over on the Mayflower. Nina says her family came over on a different boat but surely hooked up with Mary's family shortly after they arrived.

Épisode 9 - Dick Digs

9 janvier 2001 - 3.6/5

When Mary invites Dick to accompany her on an archeological dig, he eagerly accepts; he's seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark," so he knows how exciting and dangerous archeology can be. The Rutherford Garlic Festival is underway, and hotel rooms are at a premium. Since Dick's gone on the dig, the other aliens decide to rent out his bed. Soon the Solomons' apartment becomes "The Inn at Solomon House" with Tommy and Sally committed to giving their guests outstanding service in hopes of earning four stars in the Crown Travel Guide. Harry's not enthusiastic about the new venture, because he gets to do all the dirty work. At the dig, Dick's disenchanted when Mary gives him a trowel, a brush and an air bulb and tells him to carefully dust the sediment in one square foot of land. Dick grudgingly gets to work and later complains that he's been working five hours and all he's found is a pointy rock. Mary's astonished when she identifies his "pointy rock" as a spear head. She sadly confesses that s

Épisode 10 - There's No Business Like Dick Business

16 janvier 2001 - 3.6/5

While Dick and Sally form an act to entertain at children's parties, Mary and Harry get involved in Officer Don's self-defense class.

Épisode 11 - A Dick Replacement

30 janvier 2001 - 3.6/5

Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her. Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position

Épisode 12 - Dick's Ark

6 février 2001 - 3.6/5

Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes. Mary decides the two need a weekend off. Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it. Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl. Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area. Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage. Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.

Épisode 13 - You Don't Know Dick

13 février 2001 - 3.4/5

After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.

Épisode 14 - My Mother, My Dick

20 février 2001 - 3.6/5

When a new alien accidentally arrives through the time space portal, Dick tells Harry and Sally that it's their responsibility to take care of him. And Dick alienates Mary by taking sides with her detested mother as he tries to navigate through the minefield that separates the two women.

Épisode 15 - Glengarry Glen Dick

17 avril 2001 - 3.6/5

After Dick and Don each buy half of a timeshare "luxury getaway," they take Mary and Sally on their first vacation there. Meanwhile, Harry's afraid of shrinking now that Tommy's taller than he is.

Épisode 16 - Dick Soup for the Soul

1 mai 2001 - 3.4/5

Dick thinks he's found the key to true happiness after reading Mary's favorite self-help book, so he rids himself of all conflict in his life -- including Mary, his main source of friction. Sally tries to help Tommy get into his college fraternity of choice by posing as the Assistant Pledge Master during Hell Week, but her grueling physical tests push Tommy to the limit. Meanwhile, Harry becomes tortured in his quest to re-paint the kitchen ceiling.

Épisode 17 - Mary Loves Scoochie (1)

8 mai 2001 - 3.6/5

John Cleese reprises his role as Liam Neesam, Dick's malevolent alien nemesis in the first of a special two-part episode. In part one, Dick intercepts love letters sent to Mary by "Scoochie," a secret admirer, and plots to interject himself into Mary's upcoming assignation at a Renaissance festival with the mystery man.

Épisode 18 - Mary Loves Scoochie (2)

15 mai 2001 - 3.4/5

Dick can't stop Mary from dating her secret admirer "Scoochie" (really alien Liam Neesam), even though he suspects Liam is only using her as part of his plot against all mankind. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang find the "prequel" to their favorite movie, Arthur 2.

Épisode 19 - The Thing That Wouldn't Die (1)

22 mai 2001 - 3.8/5

Mary is having some trouble dealing with what she saw: Dick transforming Scoochie into a monkey. Dick inevitably tells her the truth and she has a hard time to believe in it. Eventually she accepts it and even becomes fascinated by it. When everything seems to be going fine for Dick, Harry announces that their mission is over and they are to leave Earth.

Épisode 20 - The Thing That Wouldn't Die (2)

22 mai 2001 - 4/5

As a result of the manner in which Dick settled his dispute with Liam, the group is ordered home. Of course, there are always loose ends to tie up before a long space trip. Dick wants Mary to accompany them, and Sally decides to instill confidence in Don. They organize a farewell party, and Harry and Tommy decide to charge everything and not worry about being around to pay the bill. They even hire Elvis Costello to sing "Fly Me to the Moon."